>be 14
>want to ask girl to the dance
>find acceptable mate
>she is with 4 friends
>still gonna ask her
>move in for the kill
>walklikeaboss.gif
>ask her "hey, want to go to the dance with me?"
>not straightforward enough
>one girl asks who I was talking to
>freeze up
>say that I don't know
>bad move
>they all start kekking
>holy s--t I'm starting to cry harder than I've ever cried before
>their kekking intensifies
>turn to run
>making escape
>crash balls first into one of those tv carts
>crying and bleeding and crawling away
>foot snags on tv cart
>tv cart falls on me
>in the hospital recovering and browsing my phone
>check facebook
>girl posted video of my injury
>fml