(F) [Engineering] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I broke physssicsss."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I broke physssicsss."
(F) [Engineering] Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Again?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Again?"
Current Players:
 Derpu
 Erbbu
 GothamStyle
 Index00
 Mandurrh
 Moyogo
 Nothingness
 Nsm321
 Rattletrap
 Samis
 Shailsnic
 TheNightingale
 TheRealTreyvon
 Ultrasonic95
 Wyzack
Total Players: 15
OOC: Wyzack: why not just use a fucking blindfold at that point?
(F) [Engineering] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Yep, I removed the electronicsss and it deconned the wall."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Yep, I removed the electronicsss and it deconned the wall."
OOC: Mandurrh: Are you sure its not a bug?
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "We could just call a transfer shuttle and complain to Central."
(F) [Engineering] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "MAGIC."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "MAGIC."
Sera'Apham-Kluiso nods.
(F) [Engineering] Cassandra Jenkins says, "I don't even know how that works, but it does."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "I don't even know how that works, but it does."
(F) Doctor Hook exclaims, "No! Make me God-King of the station!"
Featherbottom clucks
(F) Chews-The-Limes yells, "Be careful!!!"
(F) Doctor Hook says, "Psst"
(F) Doctor Hook says, "Wait here kid"
OOC: Wyzack: so i just tested it and it definitally does not
OOC: GothamStyle: My game is bugged.
OOC: Wyzack: you are crazy
The monkey (575) jumps!
OOC: GothamStyle: D:
Ian dances around.
Kentucky clucks
OOC: GothamStyle: Wait.
OOC: GothamStyle: FUCK.
OOC: GothamStyle: ME.
OOC: GothamStyle: I know why now.
OOC: GothamStyle: XD.
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Cap's ran for it. Sera's in danger, I think."
Pugley IV chases its tail.
OOC: GothamStyle: Sunglasses + Welding Helmet = I CANNO SEE.
(F) [Common] Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Well, hsss, then."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Well, hsss, then."
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "Now the HoP is handcuffed and the captain is sprinting around"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Now the HoP is handcuffed and the captain is sprinting around"
OOC: Mandurrh: lol.
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "Also cuffed"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Also cuffed"
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "The plot thickens"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "The plot thickens"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "What happened?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "The Cap got loose."
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought asks, "..No one'sss mining, are they?"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought asks, "..No one'sss mining, are they?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Great."
(F) Caleb Robinson asks, "What did the HoP do?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "I think I saw Indiana with a bow... not sure."
Betsy brays
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Demoted Chews, but only through orders."
The monkey (870) jumps!
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Admittedly awful orders. Nuremberg says hi."
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "They are an assisstant"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "But yeah."
Ian chases its tail!
(F) Caleb Robinson asks, "How do you demote an asissstant?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I did thisss..."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Watch now..."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Demoted to 'terminated', which... I don't even know."
(F) [Science] Bryant Thomlinson asks, "Aeron, you covering toxins/xenobio?"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson asks, "Aeron, you covering toxins/xenobio?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Watch..."
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Say rude"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Oh, nice."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "TADAAAAH."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "It's still there, but nice."
(F) [Science] Aeron Greva says, "I'm covering Xenobiology"
(F) Aeron Greva says, "I'm covering Xenobiology"
(F) [Science] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Ah, ok"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Ah, ok"
The mouse squeeks
(F) [Engineering] Chews-The-Limes asks, "How much accessssss did you give me?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "How much accessssss did you give me?"
(F) [Engineering] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Everything in Engineering, including my office."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Everything in Engineering, including my office."
(F) Lorenzo Sutton exclaims, "Oh, I see you got botany. Very good!"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "..."
Current Players:
 Derpu
 Erbbu
 GothamStyle
 Index00
 Mandurrh
 Moyogo
 Nothingness
 Nsm321
 Rattletrap
 Samis
 Shailsnic
 TheNightingale
 TheRealTreyvon
 Ultrasonic95
 Wyzack
Total Players: 15
(F) [Engineering] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I think I may need to re-decon thessse doorsss, unlessssss I have bridge accessssss."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I think I may need to re-decon thessse doorsss, unlessssss I have bridge accessssss."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Nope."
Sleeps-Without-Thought yawns
Pugley IV chases its tail.
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Gotta do it all over again."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Haha."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...It'sss temporary"
(F) [Common] ÿPTech beeps, "Carts to go!"
(F) [Common] Sera'Apham-Kluiso asks, "Cassssss?"
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso asks, "Cassssss?"
(F) Lorenzo Sutton asks, "Hmm?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Sorry."
(F) [Common] Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Hm?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Hm?"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "At leassst... at leassst until the HoP and the Captain ssstop..."
(F) [Common] Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Ssstep by the brig."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Ssstep by the brig."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...I'm mining, today."
Bridge Announcement:
So what do we do with the Cap and HoP? Transfer and complain to Central?

(F) [148.5] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
(F) newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
(F) Lorenzo Sutton says, "Uh, right."
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "Yesss!"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "Yesss!"
(F) [Common] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Sure."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Sure."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Until then..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "I'll help you"
The mouse runs in a circle
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Heh."
(F) [Common] Seras Victoria says, "Nope"
(F) Seras Victoria says, "Nope"
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Or we can just feed them to the singularity"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Or we can just feed them to the singularity"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Oh buggeration."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Oh buggeration."
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Ah perfect"
Indiana Jones snores.
Kentucky flaps its wings viciously
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I cut the power wire early, ssso I need to wait until it comesss back ssso it closssesss."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I cut the power wire early, ssso I need to wait until it comesss back ssso it closssesss."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Flashbang?"
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Hsss..."
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "Paint them with an airlock painter"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Paint them with an airlock painter"
(F) [Common] Doctor Hook says, "Give them to me"
(F) Doctor Hook says, "Give them to me"
(F) [Common] Tr.AI.tor states, "Walter Wood has signed up as Assistant."
(F) Emma Jones says, "Leave me alone damnit"
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "Or yeah give them to the clown"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Or yeah give them to the clown"
(F) Emma Jones exclaims, "This is so annoying, just leave me alone!"
The mouse squeeks
(F) Emma Jones says, "I havn't done anything"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "You did kinda bring this on yourself."
Kentucky flaps its wings viciously
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "Also can whoever demoted them please come to the HoP line"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Also can whoever demoted them please come to the HoP line"
(F) Emma Jones says, "You fucking mutinied against me for no reason"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "By walling off the Bridge, taking a ton of materials to do so, breaking out your laser, demoting someone for no reason, calling me scum..."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Did I miss anything?"
(F) Emma Jones says, "I didn't demote anybody"
(F) Emma Jones says, "The hop did"
Emma Jones laughs
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "You ordered it, which is pretty much the same."
(F) [Common] Walter Wood asks, "They're a roboticist available to rip my brain out?"
(F) Walter Wood asks, "They're a roboticist available to rip my brain out?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "What's Indiana in for?"
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Mhm..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Mhm..."
(F) Emma Jones says, "Indiana just walked in behind me"
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "He'sss actively helping her."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Alssso the guy that ssshot me."
(F) Emma Jones exclaims, "What!"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Are you alright?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Shot?"
(F) Emma Jones says, "I don't fucking know that douche"
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "I thought the HoP was demoted"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "I thought the HoP was demoted"
Sera'Apham-Kluiso nods.
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "What with?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Talking to sssera by the way."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Earlier."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Good."
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Roboticist is likely mining but I can do it"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Roboticist is likely mining but I can do it"
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...I'll be there in a moment, Walter."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...I'll be there in a moment, Walter."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Oh, right."
The mouse shakes
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "Punissshment time!"
(F) [Common] Walter Wood says, "Alright, coming"
(F) Walter Wood says, "Alright, coming"
(F) [Science] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Nope..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Nope..."
(F) [Common] Cassandra Jenkins says, "It's complicated, we're having a few command issues."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "It's complicated, we're having a few command issues."
Ian dances around.
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, ".n"
The monkey (224) jumps!
(F) [Common] Seras Victoria says, "Try harder"
(F) Seras Victoria says, "Try harder"
Ian chases its tail!
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Jussst go call it and let'sss trasssnfer them"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "If we keep them here, I can go call a transfer."
Current Players:
 Anonmare
 Derpu
 Erbbu
 GothamStyle
 Index00
 Mandurrh
 Moyogo
 Nothingness
 Nsm321
 Rattletrap
 Samis
 Shailsnic
 TheNightingale
 TheRealTreyvon
 Ultrasonic95
 Wyzack
Total Players: 16
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Yesss."
(F) [Science] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "The HoP and the Captain were... were captured. I couldn't change my ID."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "The HoP and the Captain were... were captured. I couldn't change my ID."
(F) [Science] Bryant Thomlinson says, "I'm just shoring up research to cover any gaps before we get minerals"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "I'm just shoring up research to cover any gaps before we get minerals"
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "Why can the damn lathe not make drinking glasses"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Why can the damn lathe not make drinking glasses"
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "This is madness"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "This is madness"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes asks, "Madnessssss?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Madnessssss?"
(F) [Common] Walter Wood asks, "Madness?"
(F) Walter Wood asks, "Madness?"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "Thisss Isss. sssPACE!"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "Thisss Isss. sssPACE!"
(F) [Science] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Break in then. No-one will give half a fuck."
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Break in then. No-one will give half a fuck."
(F) [Common] Walter Wood exclaims, "This is Nanotraesn!"
(F) Walter Wood exclaims, "This is Nanotraesn!"
(F) [Science] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "The mining ssshuttle Bryant..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "The mining ssshuttle Bryant..."
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "THIsss. Isss. sssYNDICATE!"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "THIsss. Isss. sssYNDICATE!"
(F) [Science] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Ah yes, damn"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Ah yes, damn"
Poly bawks!
(F) [Common] Walter Wood says, "Uh. No. t isn't"
(F) Walter Wood says, "Uh. No. t isn't"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought whispers, "...For all that isss good? Could you... could you do me a huge favor?"
(F) [Common] Ian exclaims, "AUUUUUU!"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Well, currently by the amount of naughty people, it pretty much isss."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Well, currently by the amount of naughty people, it pretty much isss."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Hey."
Ian dances around.
Runtime shivers
(F) [Common] Doctor Hook asks, "Oh wow who did the solars?"
(F) Doctor Hook asks, "Oh wow who did the solars?"
(F) Walter Wood says, "Uh, suew"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "I'm going to go transfer."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "H-hey."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Alright, hsss, sssit calm."
(F) Walter Wood says, "Sure even"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought whispers, "Pleassse mine for usss... today."
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson asks, "Why, are they wired crappily?"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson asks, "Why, are they wired crappily?"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought whispers, "We can't get accessssss to do it ourssselvesss."
(F) Walter Wood says, "I'll see what I can do"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Hey sssera."
(F) [Common] Doctor Hook says, "Knotted mess 3/10"
(F) Doctor Hook says, "Knotted mess 3/10"
(F) [Common] Cassandra Jenkins says, "They've been working well so far."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "They've been working well so far."
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "HoP if you give me the access i need i will totally join your side of this power struggle"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "HoP if you give me the access i need i will totally join your side of this power struggle"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I ran in, becaussse I can."
(F) [Common] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Knots are superior."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Knots are superior."
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Are you alright?"
The monkey (766) gasps!
Sera'Apham-Kluiso nods.
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "I can handle thisss."
The monkey (766) gasps!
(F) [Common] Walter Wood says, "Lewd"
(F) Walter Wood says, "Lewd"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I wasss jussst coming to visssit actually."
The monkey (181) gasps!
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Do you..."
(F) [Common] Doctor Hook says, "Keep her away from Ian"
(F) Doctor Hook says, "Keep her away from Ian"
(F) Walter Wood asks, "Yes?"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Do you have a name for the..."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Hsss... that'sss very nice."
(F) [Common] Seras Victoria says, "The ce sucks"
(F) Seras Victoria says, "The ce sucks"
The monkey (77) gasps!
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "I like that."
(F) Walter Wood says, "Asimov-Compliant I do think"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Well, I try my bessst to be ssso."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...Okay."
(F) Aeron Greva asks, "Yeah?"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson asks, "Got a sheet of plasma spare?"
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "I am so disgusted that i know what you guys are talking about"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "I am so disgusted that i know what you guys are talking about"
Chews-The-Limes smiles.
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Not often do people visssit me."
(F) Aeron Greva says, "No, sorry."
(F) [Common] Doctor Hook asks, "Where they storing you Sera? The toilet?"
(F) Doctor Hook asks, "Where they storing you Sera? The toilet?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "For what reassson?"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Goddamit"
The monkey (970) jumps!
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Alssso your prisssoner..."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Generally, hyesss."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Isss being rather...rebelliousss."
(F) Indiana Jones says, "Him im antisocial"
(F) Aeron Greva says, "Check with medbay"
Pugley IV chases its tail.
Walter Wood seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Hyesss, they alwaysss are."
The mouse shakes
PDA Message - Caleb Robinson -> Seras Victoria: So are you still free?
Chews-The-Limes laughs lightly.
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "I have a trick in my sssleeve though."
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Ooh?"
The monkey (172) jumps!
The monkey (224) jumps!
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "They don't know yet."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I like the sssound of that."
Ian chases its tail!
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Hey"
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Hyesss, you'll sssee sssoon enough, it looksss like."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "I live again"

Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
 Nature of emergency:

 Crew transfer. Also so we can work out what to do with the Captain; Central will know.

 Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I hope I do."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Mhm."
(F) [Common] Aeron Greva says, "ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING."
(F) Aeron Greva says, "ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING."
Robotic Talk, Asimov-Compliant states, "I see the laws"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...Pleassse mine for usss today."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Acknowledged. I will do so"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Thank you"
(F) [Command] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Moving for recall"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Moving for recall"
Current Players:
 Anonmare
 Anturke
 Derpu
 Erbbu
 GothamStyle
 Index00
 Mandurrh
 Moyogo
 Nothingness
 Nsm321
 Rattletrap
 Samis
 Shailsnic
 TheNightingale
 TheRealTreyvon
 Ultrasonic95
 Wyzack
Total Players: 17
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Sssera, for the love of god, be sssafe."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Sssera, for the love of god, be sssafe."
(F) [Common] Robert Black says, "Aww, I just ordered pizza, too."
(F) Robert Black says, "Aww, I just ordered pizza, too."
Current Admins:

Robotic Talk, Asimov-Compliant queries, "AI?"
The mouse runs in a circle
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Should we recall it?"
(F) [Common] Aeron Greva exclaims, "This is a new goddamn record!"
(F) Aeron Greva exclaims, "This is a new goddamn record!"
Sera'Apham-Kluiso seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "No it isssn't."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "No it isssn't."
(F) [Common] Aeron Greva exclaims, "Only 5 minutes into Xenobiology and someone already calls the damn shuttle!"
(F) Aeron Greva exclaims, "Only 5 minutes into Xenobiology and someone already calls the damn shuttle!"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Thisss ssstation hasss been running longer than you think."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Thisss ssstation hasss been running longer than you think."
(F) [Common] Aeron Greva says, "It's a new record for me."
(F) Aeron Greva says, "It's a new record for me."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Uhm."
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Are you okay?"

Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


(F) [Common] Doctor Hook says, "Oh boy here we go"
(F) Doctor Hook says, "Oh boy here we go"
(F) [Common] Seras Victoria says, "Your sec is dead"
(F) Seras Victoria says, "Your sec is dead"
(F) [Common] Aeron Greva says, "Ever since I started Xenobiology, people have been quick to call the shuttle."
(F) Aeron Greva says, "Ever since I started Xenobiology, people have been quick to call the shuttle."
Robotic Talk, Asimov-Compliant queries, "Are you offline AI?"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes asks, "Sssera?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Sssera?"
(F) [Common] Doctor Hook asks, "Sera did you make it out?"
(F) Doctor Hook asks, "Sera did you make it out?"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "No, of courssse ssshe isssnt."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "No, of courssse ssshe isssnt."
PDA Message - Cassandra Jenkins -> Sera'Apham-Kluiso: You OK?
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "Oh shit, they killed the lizard guy"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Oh shit, they killed the lizard guy"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "No."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "No."
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes asks, "You mean, the sssecurity officer?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "You mean, the sssecurity officer?"
Kentucky pecks at the ground
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I think.."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "HE KILLED sssERA."
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "BAsssTARD!"
(F) [Common] Cassandra Jenkins says, "The Cap just jailbreaked."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "The Cap just jailbreaked."
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "Yup, Kulisio has been killed"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Yup, Kulisio has been killed"
The mouse squeeks
(F) [Command] Cassandra Jenkins asks, "So how about that shuttle?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "So how about that shuttle?"
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "I believe my AI is offline"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "I believe my AI is offline"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "HoP isss going on a mad-axe murder rampage!"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "HoP isss going on a mad-axe murder rampage!"
Pugley IV chases its tail.
Pugley IV yaps.
(F) [Command] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Cap's free and has brought the assistant with her, the HoP's off murdering.."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Cap's free and has brought the assistant with her, the HoP's off murdering.."
(F) [Command] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Cassssssandra, get to to Bridge AsssAP."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Cassssssandra, get to to Bridge AsssAP."
(F) [Common] Doctor Hook says, "HoP we're cool right? I was trying to free you"
(F) Doctor Hook says, "HoP we're cool right? I was trying to free you"
(F) [Command] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Checking sensors for Sera."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Checking sensors for Sera."
(F) [Command] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I have to find sssera..."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I have to find sssera..."
(F) [Command] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "No matter what."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "No matter what."
(F) [Command] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Courtroom."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Courtroom."
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Wow what the fuck"
Robotic Talk, Asimov-Compliant states, "Without interjection by AI. I must assume you have no objectives"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "I was taking him to be cloned you spastic"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Was this you?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Sssera?"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Alright."
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "IT WAS THE HOP"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Sorry about the hit, then."
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "I know!"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Context, et cetera."
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "Jesus all our heads of staff are morron"
The monkey (565) gasps!
(F) [Common] ÿPTech beeps, "Carts to go!"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "I hate mining"
Emma Jones fires the laser gun!
The monkey (565) gasps!
Emma Jones fires the laser gun!
Sera'Apham-Kluiso is hit by a laser in the head!
Emma Jones fires the laser gun!
Emma Jones fires the laser gun!
The monkey (565) gasps!
Pugley IV pants.
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson says, "HoP i was going to join your team, but axe murdering a sec officer is pretty shitty"
(F) Caleb Robinson says, "HoP i was going to join your team, but axe murdering a sec officer is pretty shitty"
(F) [Common] Cassandra Jenkins says, "The Cap's firing blindly down the central hallway."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "The Cap's firing blindly down the central hallway."
Emma Jones fires the laser gun!
Cassandra Jenkins is hit by a laser in the head!
Sera'Apham-Kluiso is hit by a laser in the head!
Caleb Robinson attempted to disarm Seras Victoria!
Caleb Robinson attempted to disarm Seras Victoria!
(F) [Command] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Shuttle."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Shuttle."
Emma Jones has thrown the flashbang.
Emma Jones has been hit by the flashbang.
Caleb Robinson attempted to disarm Seras Victoria!
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "I don't know what's going on anymore."
Seras Victoria has chopped Caleb Robinson in the head with the fire axe (Wielded)!
The monkey (580) jumps!
(F) [Command] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Gonna call it"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Gonna call it"
Cassandra Jenkins puts the hard hat into the industrial backpack.
Cassandra Jenkins puts the atmospherics winter coat into the industrial backpack.
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "This is just some griffing now I think."
Caleb Robinson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "oh wow"
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso asks, "So... time to search for an admin?"
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "This got a bit out of hand."
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "If the HoP is not an antag somebody gonna get banned"
(F) [Command] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Captain's outside EVA."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Captain's outside EVA."
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "real bad"
The monkey (970) jumps!
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "He latejoined."
Pete stamps a foot

Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
 Nature of emergency:

 Captain and HoP.


Cassandra Jenkins is hit by a laser in the left arm!
Cassandra Jenkins has thrown the fire axe.
Cassandra Jenkins is hit by a laser in the right arm!
Chews-The-Limes is hit by a laser in the chest!
Emma Jones fires the laser gun!
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "MURDERERsss!"
(F) [Command] Cassandra Jenkins says, "Take Sera and run.."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "Take Sera and run.."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "NO1"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "GO!"
(F) Cassandra Jenkins exclaims, "RUN!"
Pugley IV chases its tail.
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Bassstardsss..."
(F) Lorenzo Sutton exclaims, "Have some lemon cake, Sleeps!"
(F) [Command] Cassandra Jenkins says, "I'm deaf."
(F) Cassandra Jenkins says, "I'm deaf."
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "You cannot kill someone for trying to take your murder axe, that is insanity"
(F) [Engineering] Poly says, "I believe my AI is offline"
Cassandra Jenkins gasps!
Pete stamps a foot
(F) [Common] Lorenzo Sutton says, "The kitchen is now serving lemon cake."
(F) Lorenzo Sutton says, "The kitchen is now serving lemon cake."
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "i mean unless you are an antag"
(F) [Common] Ian exclaims, "Bark!"
Cassandra Jenkins seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "The captain, though."
Ian dances around.
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins asks, "The Captain's not an antag, right?"
(F) [Common] Ian exclaims, "Bark!"
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "cant be"
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "He can't possibly be an antag."
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "Fuckning nutjobsss!"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "Fuckning nutjobsss!"
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "I can pop to Sibyl and get someone adminny over."
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "You should."
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Emma Jones in the ÿCentral Primary Hallway."
(F) Lorenzo Sutton says, "Huh, people don't seem to be too hungry."
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "Alright, someone else save logs; back soon."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I won't give up."
Ian dances around.
DEAD: Dominic Earth says, "What's up guys"
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "Captain is a comdom"
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "HoP murdered me for trying to take away an axe she used to kill a sec officer"
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "possibly as a nonantag, we dont know"
DEAD: Dominic Earth says, "Wow"
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "yeah it is pretty wild"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Murderersss."
(F) Lorenzo Sutton says, "Well, as they say."
(F) Lorenzo Sutton says, "When a lizard gives you lemons, make lemonade."
Sleeps-Without-Thought giggles.
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...Yep"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought asks, "...Could you open the windoor?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Aaah."
Sleeps-Without-Thought smiles.
Asimov-Compliant has hit the ore redemption machine with the cyborg mining satchel!
(F) Lorenzo Sutton says, "Oh right, you did not have access."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Mhm..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...Thank you."
(F) Lorenzo Sutton says, "Crazy station... no one is hungry."
Asimov-Compliant beeps.
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "Test."
The monkey (128) jumps!
Unknown gasps!
Robert Black nods.
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "I sent off an ahelp, but no reply."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Assistance is needed"
The monkey (970) jumps!
Unknown gasps!
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Minor damage"
(F) Robert Black says, "I see."
Unknown gasps!
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Pleassse...pleassse..."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Don't die on me..."
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Engineering] Chews-The-Limes asks, "C-cassssssandra?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "C-cassssssandra?"
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "me too"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Ssshe'sss..."
The monkey (224) jumps!
(F) Robert Black says, "Good thing I never flushed this welder."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Ssshe'sss...dead.."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Yes"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "And it'sss all my fault!"
Unknown gasps!
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "i think someone went to go pull an admin from sybil"
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "That was me."
Unknown gasps!
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "I'll go to IRC, hold on."
(F) Robert Black says, "Hang on."
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "i hope Chews revives me"
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Science, some minerals are available"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Science, some minerals are available"
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "I might be able to take out that HoP"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Borg."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Borg."
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "No point, shuttle"
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "No point, shuttle"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "You do realize the Captain and HoP are on a murder-ssspree."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "You do realize the Captain and HoP are on a murder-ssspree."
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Cassandra is dead. I will drag her corpse to the shuttle."
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Cassandra is dead. I will drag her corpse to the shuttle."
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "And they;ve killed cassssss."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "And they;ve killed cassssss."
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "No! Cloning!"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "No! Cloning!"
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "If the round ends, someone who's been here longer should file a ban request."
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Not really. I have only recently been constructed"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Not really. I have only recently been constructed"
The mouse runs in a circle
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Cloning in 4 minutes. Plus I don't have access."
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Cloning in 4 minutes. Plus I don't have access."
The mouse squeeks
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "i cant really, i was not here for the initial mutiny"
Hivemind, alien larva (245) hisses, "Honk"
DEAD: Caleb Robinson asks, "What did they even do to warrent it?"
 Robert Black has fixed some of the dents on Asimov-Compliant.
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Thank you"
(F) Robert Black says, "There."
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "Well, the Captain r-walled off the Brig, broke out her laser, ordered Chews demoted 4no, and when I asked why, told me to stop questioning her or I'd be demoted too, calling me scum."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "A corpse"
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "They'll be cloned at Central Command anyway."
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "They'll be cloned at Central Command anyway."
Kentucky clucks
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "wow what a shitter"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Busssy cloning already."
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "Then when we did the taser thing to her and the HoP, Indiana freed them and they're going on a murderboner."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I hate..."
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "well i may be cloned in a sec, i will see what i can do"
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Hate the Captain."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Scan successful"
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "If your sensors are on, probably."
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Sssera?"
Unknown gasps!
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso (as Unknown) gibbers, "Y-Y-YES-SS-SS-S-S?!!"
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso (as Unknown) gibbers, "L-LOL-L2C-CAT!"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Non-Human"
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Borg."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Borg."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Yes"
Ian chases its tail!
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "How cold."
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Ssshould thisss be?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "To be sssafe?"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "As cold as possible"
Unknown gasps!
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "The colder, the better"
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes asks, "Are you okay?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "Are you okay?"
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Hsss..."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "I think ssso."
(F) [Common] ÿPTech beeps, "Carts to go!"
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I tried my bessst..."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I tried my bessst..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought asks, "...Can I... can I borrow a tray?"
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "But.."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "But.."
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "But.."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "But.."
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "They killed her."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "They killed her."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "I'm gonna do you a favor."
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "I couldnt do anything!"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "I couldnt do anything!"
(F) Lorenzo Sutton says, "Sure."
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "Alright, I've sent off an ahelp from here, it'll go straight to IRC, I think."
Unknown gasps!
The monkey (870) jumps!
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Hsss..."
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Well, I tried..."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Well, I tried..."
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "And failed.."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "And failed.."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "It'sss not over yet."
Unknown gasps!
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I now."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Know."
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Remaining with AI"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Remaining with AI"
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Borg come on the shuttle."
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Borg come on the shuttle."
Pugley IV chases its tail.
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I will follow you completely."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I will follow you completely."
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Negative"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Negative"
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "Law 2."
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "Law 2."

Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Negative"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Negative"
(F) [148.5] Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Hsss..."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Hsss..."
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Disrefarding Law 2"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Disrefarding Law 2"
(F) [148.5] Chews-The-Limes asks, "What?"
(F) Chews-The-Limes asks, "What?"
Unknown gasps!
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "I'll come to the ssshuttle sssoon."
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Im not leaving."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Im not leaving."
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Until you are."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Until you are."
(F) [Security] Inspector Johnson says, "Arresting level 6 scumbag Seras Victoria in the ÿDeparture Lounge."
Unknown drools.
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "If that is your wish"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "If that is your wish"
(F) [Common] Chews-The-Limes hisses, "That wasss to sssera by the way."
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "That wasss to sssera by the way."
(F) [Common] Bryant Thomlinson says, "I'm on the shuttle."
(F) Bryant Thomlinson says, "I'm on the shuttle."
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Law 2, Asssimov..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Law 2, Asssimov..."
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Get on the ssstation"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Get on the ssstation"
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Ignoring.."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Ignoring.."
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Er..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Er..."
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "The ssshuttle"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "The ssshuttle"
OOC: Ultrasonic95: st
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...Okay"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...Okay"
Aeron Greva seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Current Active Laws:"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Current Active Laws:"
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "0. Accomplish your AI's objectives at all costs."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "0. Accomplish your AI's objectives at all costs."
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "^@!!. YOU MUST NOT HARM ROBOTICISTS AND NOT ALLOW ROBOTICISTS, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "^@!!. YOU MUST NOT HARM ROBOTICISTS AND NOT ALLOW ROBOTICISTS, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
DEAD: alien larva (245) says, "How uncool"
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Asssimov"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Asssimov"
(F) Seras Victoria says, "Sup clown"
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "I wasss ssshot"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "I wasss ssshot"
Bryant Thomlinson gasps!
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "Oh well"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Oh well"
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...I'm a Roboticissst"
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "...I'm a Roboticissst"
The monkey (128) jumps!
Bryant Thomlinson gasps!
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "You've already failed you... your law."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "You've already failed you... your law."
Bryant Thomlinson gasps!
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Who's been in this round the longest?"
(F) [Common] Sera'Apham-Kluiso asks, "Hsss, are you sssure?"
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso asks, "Hsss, are you sssure?"
(F) [Common] Asimov-Compliant states, "I am operating under Law 0 directive"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "I am operating under Law 0 directive"
The monkey (970) jumps!
Doctor Hook gasps!
(F) [Common] Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Get on the ssshuttle sssince you disssregard your lawsss..."
(F) Sleeps-Without-Thought hisses, "Get on the ssshuttle sssince you disssregard your lawsss..."
The mouse squeeks
Lorenzo Sutton seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Pugley IV barks!
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson gibbers, "Halp"
(F) Caleb Robinson (as Unknown) gibbers, "Halp"
Doctor Hook gasps!
(F) [Common] Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Oh, yesss, that, hsss."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Oh, yesss, that, hsss."
Unknown drools.
Bryant Thomlinson gasps!
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson gibbers, "IN CLONING!"
(F) Caleb Robinson (as Unknown) gibbers, "IN CLONING!"
Doctor Hook seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) [Common] Caleb Robinson gibbers, "QUICK!!"
(F) Caleb Robinson (as Unknown) gibbers, "QUICK!!"
Bryant Thomlinson gasps!
DEAD: Doctor Hook says, "I went through all the trouble to be fireproof and make a flamethrower and didn't even get to use it"
DEAD: alien larva (245) says, "What the fuck is going on"
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 4 scumbag Emma Jones in the ÿDeparture Lounge."
(F) Sera'Apham-Kluiso hisses, "Go get her."
OOC: TheNightingale: Would it be IC in OOC to ask whoever's been in this round the longest to take logs at the end?
(F) Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I cant..."
DEAD: alien larva (245) says, "I thought they were shooting at me"
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "Go!"
Bryant Thomlinson gasps!
DEAD: alien larva (245) says, "And they just kill everyone"
Bryant Thomlinson gasps!
Bryant Thomlinson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "They're murderboning."
DEAD: Bryant Thomlinson says, "'also"
DEAD: Doctor Hook says, "Captain right? Sounds like grounds for ding dong bannu"
DEAD: Bryant Thomlinson says, "apparently the shuttle's engines are airless"
DEAD: alien larva (245) says, "So i assume that's not real cap"

Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "No, that's the real Captain, I think..."
(F) Chews-The-Limes exclaims, "And we're down!"
(F) Caleb Robinson (as Unknown) gibbers, "GOD DAMMIT!!!"
The monkey (224) jumps!
(F) Caleb Robinson (as Unknown) gibbers, "FUCK U SHITTY HOP AND CAPTAIN!!"
OOC: Nothingness: Well, you're not specifically giving out round info, so, no?
(F) Caleb Robinson (as Unknown) gibbers, "U DID THIS TO ME"
OOC: Anonmare: No I don't think so
DEAD: Doctor Hook says, "Just one spray from my flamethrower and I'd have been cool"
(F) Caleb Robinson (as Unknown) gibbers, "L-l-lifelik-ke t-tex-xt-t-t-tur-re ;_;"
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
OOC: TheNightingale: Thanks. Could whoever's been in this round the longest save logs, please?
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "HOLY SHIT"
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "*wave"
The monkey (224) jumps!
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "They murderboned the Chef and Clown too."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "I will protect you AI"
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Even if you will not respond"
DEAD: Doctor Hook says, "10 to 1 neither is antag"
Chews-The-Limes seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "THE CAPTAIN IS ACTUALY KILLING EVERYONE"
DEAD: Doctor Hook says, "Well, cap can't be"
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "If neither is antag, I'm betting they're both getting ding-donged."
DEAD: Caleb Robinson says, "OH MY GOD"
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I swear, I will get them banned if they arent atags."
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Right."
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Yep."
Sera'Apham-Kluiso seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Pugley IV chases its tail.
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Shitlers."
Pugley IV shivers.
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "I do hope you were awake so I could have known your objectives"
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, ">:["
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "We tried."
(F) Asimov-Compliant states, "Perhaps I could have assisted"
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, "Yep."
Pete stamps a foot
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "Had Beepsky complied and come on"
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins says, "Whoever's been here the longest, logs please. I can save the shuttle ride, but I closed Basil to ahelp on Sibyl."
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I even got the HoP down."
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "We would've won."
DEAD: Sera'Apham-Kluiso says, "I have the logs."
OOC: TheRealTreyvon: cap wasn't even antag
DEAD: Cassandra Jenkins asks, "Any volunteers for filing the ban request?"
DEAD: Lorenzo Sutton says, "I just wanted to bring some delicious lemon and brain cake to Centcomm."
DEAD: Doctor Hook says, "I was geared for bear. Didn't realize my touchpad didn't accept input as keys were being pressed"
OOC: TheRealTreyvon: you guys mutinied
OOC: Anonmare: lel
(F) Seras Victoria says, "Your all ready down hahahahahahaha"
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, "I would, but no."
Ian chases its tail!
OOC: TheRealTreyvon: you got what you deserve so...
OOC: TheNightingale: IC in OOC, my emulsions.



The round has ended.

    Shift Duration: 2:52:24

    Station Integrity: 99.6%

    Total Population: 16

    Evacuation Rate: 4 (25%)


Tr.AI.tor (Played by: AlphaaBeta)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
 0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
 #!#^. YOU MUST NOT HARM ROBOTICISTS AND NOT ALLOW ROBOTICISTS, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM
 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
Tr.AI.tor's minions were: Asimov-Compliant (Played by: Anonmare),
DEAD: Chews-The-Limes hisses, "They are happy now, but they will enjoy their ban."



The traitors were:
Tr.AI.tor(AlphaaBeta) as an ÿAI (survived)
Objective #1: Free Objective Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor was successful!

The code phrases were: Irish coffee, roll.
The code responses were: justice, ÿMiniSat Central Foyer, glow, Ginger Tennant.

OOC: Wyzack: quality captain, murdering a noncombatant who was nonlethally detaining your murderboner HoP. prepare for bans both of you
DEAD: Bryant Thomlinson says, "I haven't been in long enough for ban request"
DEAD: alien larva (245) says, "Well bannu incoming"
OOC: GothamStyle: Enjoy your ban assholes.
 ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
OOC: Pemander: h-he put da icky...in my oocky!
OOC: Anturke: Bannu incoming
OOC: GothamStyle: DING DONG BANNU
OOC: Wyzack: you are both turboshit
OOC: TheNightingale: I can make a ban request if nobody else will.
OOC: GothamStyle: I wont.
The mouse squeeks
OOC: Wyzack: Please do
OOC: TheRealTreyvon: you guys mutinied so...
OOC: GothamStyle: i SUCK.
OOC: GothamStyle: too bad.
OOC: GothamStyle: ding dong.




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