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  1. (12:45:52 PM) Positronium: Everett begins to walk to the mess tent.
  2. (12:51:12 PM) Roget: Fish is on patrol
  3. (12:54:58 PM) Positronium: 6df+5
  4. (12:54:59 PM) Glacon: Positronium: 10 (6df+5=+, +, 0, +, +, +)
  5. (12:55:28 PM) Positronium: Everett expertly skates across an otherwise treacherous icy patch.
  6. (12:55:52 PM) rumetzen [Mibbit@synIRC-DAF1738C.austin.res.rr.com] entered the room.
  7. (12:57:04 PM) NAC: Desmond pulls out a cigarillo and lights it up, blowing out a puff of smoke.
  8. (12:58:33 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan, out by the woods, looks for a pine cone.
  9. (12:59:23 PM) rumetzen: Marshall is in the mess hall, reading a book on the Canadian wilderness
  10. (1:12:08 PM) Salmander: Hey all you people, roll perception
  11. (1:12:37 PM) Positronium: Everett was having a fascinating internal conversation when he realized that he overshot the mess tent by a good five minutes.
  12. (1:12:44 PM) NAC: 6df+7 DESMOND HAS THE EYES OF THE EAGLE
  13. (1:12:45 PM) Glacon: NAC: DESMOND HAS THE EYES OF THE EAGLE: 8 (6df+7=0, +, 0, 0, -, +)
  14. (1:13:06 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+4 Alex has the eyes of a blind and deaf slug that has never been above ground.
  15. (1:13:07 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: Alex has the eyes of a blind and deaf slug that has never been above ground.: 3 (6df+4=0, +, +, -, -, -)
  16. (1:13:25 PM) Positronium: 6df+5 Everett was not blinded with Science.
  17. (1:13:26 PM) Glacon: Positronium: Everett was not blinded with Science.: 3 (6df+5=-, -, -, -, +, +)
  18. (1:13:38 PM) Positronium: Except he was.
  19. (1:14:27 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+4 Pince cone, pine cone, wherefore art thou pine cone
  20. (1:14:27 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: Pince cone, pine cone, wherefore art thou pine cone: 5 (6df+4=-, +, 0, 0, 0, +)
  21. (1:15:11 PM) rumetzen: 6df+5 am I doing it right?
  22. (1:15:12 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: am I doing it right?: 6 (6df+5=+, -, 0, +, -, +)
  23. (1:15:45 PM) Salmander: Duncan, Desmond, and Marshall catch the faint whiff of... eggnog?
  24. (1:16:13 PM) ShockwaveLover: ~Eugh. Never liked that stuff. Guess the Mees Hall's breaking it out early.~
  25. (1:16:22 PM) ShockwaveLover: He continues searching.
  26. (1:16:42 PM) NAC: Desmond does not react. Its just eggnog.
  27. (1:16:47 PM) rumetzen: Marshall ignores it, assuming it's just another one of the smells of the mess hall.
  28. (1:17:03 PM) Salmander: The smell grows stronger, slowly
  29. (1:17:16 PM) Positronium: Everett starts to correct his error and walks back to the mess hall.
  30. (1:17:35 PM) ShockwaveLover: "God damn, how much of the stuff are they serving?" Duncan doesn't want to be dealing with eggnog inspired trouble all night.
  31. (1:17:57 PM) Salmander: Soon it becomes omnipresent, filling up the nostrils of everyone
  32. (1:18:12 PM) rumetzen: Marshall closes his book and stands up. He looks around the messhall, trying to find what might be causing the smell
  33. (1:18:26 PM) Salmander: No eggnog is being served in the messhall
  34. (1:18:32 PM) ShockwaveLover: Abandoning the woods for the moment, Duncan follows his nose, intending to give the wait staff a piece of his mind.
  35. (1:18:37 PM) NAC: Desmond smokes more vigorously to try and mask the smell, coughing up a bit. "The hell?"
  36. (1:18:39 PM) Positronium: Everett picks up his pace. ~I hope there's some left. Everyone loves eggnog.~
  37. (1:19:04 PM) Snowshoe: Alex supposes he may as well see what the festivities are about, and heads towards the smell.
  38. (1:19:09 PM) Salmander: Duncan roll perception
  39. (1:19:34 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+4 My nose smells only cordite and hot brass
  40. (1:19:35 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: My nose smells only cordite and hot brass: 0 (6df+4=0, -, -, 0, -, -)
  41. (1:19:55 PM) Salmander: He's unable tof ind any source, it seems to be everywhere, surrounding him
  42. (1:20:25 PM) Salmander: It's snowing
  43. (1:20:51 PM) ShockwaveLover: He wrinkles his nose, and puts on his gas mask. God, that smell is bad.
  44. (1:20:57 PM) Positronium: Everett reaches the mess hall and searches for the nonexistent eggnog.
  45. (1:21:23 PM) rumetzen: Marshall sees Everett and approaches him. "Do you smell that too?"
  46. (1:21:44 PM) NAC: Desmond puffs out a couple jets of smoke at the flakes. <<Ok whats up with the smell?>>
  47. (1:21:54 PM) Snowshoe: Alex continues to wander towards the smell.
  48. (1:22:11 PM) Positronium: "Yeah. I can't find it, though. Where are they ser-" <<Where are you?>>
  49. (1:22:18 PM) Salmander: Everyone roll body except Duncan
  50. (1:22:31 PM) rumetzen: 6df+6
  51. (1:22:31 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: 6 (6df+6=+, -, +, 0, 0, -)
  52. (1:22:32 PM) NAC: 6df+7 Perception right?
  53. (1:22:33 PM) Glacon: NAC: Perception right?: 5 (6df+7=0, -, -, 0, 0, 0)
  54. (1:22:40 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+5
  55. (1:22:41 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: 8 (6df+5=-, +, +, +, +, 0)
  56. (1:22:46 PM) Positronium: 6df+6 The iron chassis of Physics!
  57. (1:22:47 PM) Glacon: Positronium: The iron chassis of Physics!: 5 (6df+6=0, -, +, -, 0, 0)
  58. (1:23:02 PM) Salmander: No, Body NAC
  59. (1:23:58 PM) NAC: 6df+5 well this can only go badly
  60. (1:24:00 PM) Glacon: NAC: well this can only go badly: 3 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, -, -, +)
  61. (1:24:51 PM) Salmander: desmond, the smell is overpowering. You begin gagging. -1 to agility and mental defense.
  62. (1:25:31 PM) NAC: Can Desmond try to outsmoke the smell?
  63. (1:26:14 PM) Salmander: Sure, roll 1d10
  64. (1:26:56 PM) NAC: Desmond brings up the cigarette to his lips and grunts, trying to take the edge off of these festivities. Smoke smoke smoke.
  65. (1:26:56 PM) NAC: d10
  66. (1:26:56 PM) Glacon: NAC: 10 (d10=10)
  67. (1:27:16 PM) Salmander: Desmund outsmokes the smell, regaining his stat points
  68. (1:27:34 PM) NAC: Desmond only smells sweet cigarillos.
  69. (1:28:22 PM) Salmander: Regardless, the snow continues to fall. The sky turns a... mauve colour?
  70. (1:28:37 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan keeps tracking, pausing only to look around occasionally for crowds of revelers.
  71. (1:29:04 PM) Positronium: <<Where is that smell coming from?>>
  72. (1:29:09 PM) Salmander: Duncan roll agility
  73. (1:29:18 PM) ShockwaveLover: ~You'd think they'd announce something like this.~
  74. (1:29:26 PM) rumetzen: Marshall steps outside. He sees the sky and stops.
  75. (1:29:32 PM) rumetzen: "What the /fuck/?"
  76. (1:29:43 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+2 Agility is not my strong suit
  77. (1:29:43 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: Agility is not my strong suit: 6 (6df+2=+, +, +, 0, 0, +)
  78. (1:30:21 PM) Snowshoe left the room (quit: Quit: CGI:IRC 0.5.10 (2011/02/07)).
  79. (1:30:21 PM) Salmander: Duncan somehow avoids the tree branch in his way, but not before noticing the tree sap has turned an odd colour.
  80. (1:30:26 PM) Positronium: Everett follows Marshall. "What ar... Well, damn."
  81. (1:30:37 PM) ShockwaveLover: What colour is it?
  82. (1:30:39 PM) Salmander: The snow becomes heavier
  83. (1:31:01 PM) Snowshoe [~cgiirc@synIRC-F1313A4.dynamic.ip.windstream.net] entered the room.
  84. (1:31:16 PM) Salmander: A yellow-brown colour
  85. (1:31:24 PM) ShockwaveLover: That's not good.
  86. (1:31:39 PM) Salmander: And it doesn't seem to be that sticky at all
  87. (1:31:55 PM) NAC: Desmond pulls up his coat and goes to look for anyone else <<This shit isn't natural. Where is everyone?>>
  88. (1:31:58 PM) Salmander: It's dripping off the tree quite easily
  89. (1:32:22 PM) rumetzen: Marshall heads over to the barracks.
  90. (1:32:26 PM) Positronium: <<At the mess. You?>>
  91. (1:32:28 PM) ShockwaveLover: He grabs a rag out of his webbing, and tries to grab some.
  92. (1:32:44 PM) Salmander: Grab some liquid with a rag?
  93. (1:33:03 PM) Snowshoe: <<Wandering through the prefabs. Trying to find where the smell's coming from.>>
  94. (1:33:04 PM) ShockwaveLover: Wipe some on to it.
  95. (1:33:15 PM) Salmander: Duncan does so quite easily
  96. (1:33:44 PM) Positronium: Everett tries to catch a flake in his mouth.
  97. (1:33:50 PM) ShockwaveLover: He sticks it in one of his pouches, then listens to the radio.
  98. (1:33:51 PM) Salmander: The snow has an odd colour to it as well
  99. (1:34:03 PM) ShockwaveLover: ~Not good. /Not/ good.~
  100. (1:34:06 PM) Salmander: Everett, it tastes like eggnog
  101. (1:34:30 PM) Positronium: <<I... I think it's snowing eggnog.>>
  102. (1:34:33 PM) ShockwaveLover: <<Command, Schwarz. We've got some seriously weird shit going down out here. Recommend a lockdown.~
  103. (1:34:37 PM) ShockwaveLover: *>>
  104. (1:34:52 PM) ShockwaveLover: Without waiting for a reply, he heads for the mess hall.
  105. (1:35:03 PM) Snowshoe: Alex keeps heading for wherever the smell is coming from
  106. (1:35:19 PM) Salmander: Then Alex is walking in circles
  107. (1:35:26 PM) ShockwaveLover: Is the texture of the snow any different underfoot?
  108. (1:35:37 PM) ShockwaveLover: And how heavy is that snow now?
  109. (1:35:43 PM) Salmander: It melts a bit more easily, much more slushy
  110. (1:35:45 PM) Snowshoe: This is not a new thing for Alex. He continues to walk in circles, oblivious to that fact.
  111. (1:35:47 PM) Salmander: The snwo is also heavier
  112. (1:36:23 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan is thankful for his mask. Shielding the goggle part with his hand, he presses on, navigating mostly by memory now.
  113. (1:36:48 PM) Salmander: It gets tougher to walk through the "snow"
  114. (1:36:58 PM) Snowshoe: Alex reaches a hand out to hold on to the prefab next to him and tries to get under a roof.
  115. (1:37:23 PM) ShockwaveLover: Can he keep going? The mess hall can't be far.
  116. (1:37:33 PM) Positronium: Everett walks back into the mess hall.
  117. (1:37:35 PM) Salmander: Duncan can get back fine
  118. (1:38:14 PM) Salmander: <<Thsi is command.
  119. (1:38:34 PM) Salmander: Can you describe what exactly si going on down there?>>
  120. (1:39:23 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan frowns as he walks into the mess hall. <<Strong smell of eggnog, and things are changing...tree sap's a different colour, and the snow doesn't seem to be snow anymore.>>>
  121. (1:39:43 PM) ShockwaveLover: As he's talking, he looks around. Who's there?
  122. (1:39:49 PM) Salmander: <<Hmmm... eggnog you say? I do like eggnog.>>
  123. (1:40:06 PM) Salmander: <<Yes, I think I'd like some eggnog right now.>>
  124. (1:40:08 PM) ShockwaveLover: <<Well, you're gonna have a whole bloody world of it pretty shortly.>>
  125. (1:40:21 PM) Salmander: <<You should have eggnog too.>>
  126. (1:40:26 PM) Salmander: <<Eggnog eggnog.>>
  127. (1:40:57 PM) Salmander: <<EgGnOG egNOg.>>
  128. (1:40:58 PM) ShockwaveLover: <<...Command, authenticate, Sierra, Delta, Hotel one, niner.>>
  129. (1:41:11 PM) Salmander: <<Nog.>>
  130. (1:41:26 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan shuts off his radio. "Fucking brilliant."
  131. (1:41:31 PM) Positronium: Everett is at the mess hall. "Did he say what it sounded like he said?"
  132. (1:41:41 PM) Salmander: <<Try eggnog, it's f->>
  133. (1:41:42 PM) Snowshoe: Did Alex get under a roof?
  134. (1:41:51 PM) Salmander: yes Alex did
  135. (1:41:55 PM) NAC: Desmond blinks. "Fuck." He groans, hearing the chatter on the radio. He makes sure not to have any eggnog if offered.
  136. (1:42:04 PM) Snowshoe: Alex chills under his roof
  137. (1:42:04 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Yep. Looks like we're on our own. Are you lot alright?"
  138. (1:42:15 PM) Snowshoe: Is it the same roof everyone else is under?
  139. (1:42:38 PM) Salmander: I should hope so, otherwise this incident will be very confusing
  140. (1:42:59 PM) ShockwaveLover: Is there anything immediately amiss in the mess hall?
  141. (1:43:13 PM) Positronium: "Well, it's snowing eggnog, and we can't rely on command. I'll be fine."
  142. (1:43:22 PM) Salmander: Not that you can see
  143. (1:43:43 PM) Snowshoe: "If that's /all/ that happens, I'll be happy."
  144. (1:44:21 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Okay. Looks like we're the ones left holding the bag. Alright. Plan of attack."
  145. (1:44:52 PM) Salmander: The sound of jingle bells fills the air
  146. (1:45:03 PM) Positronium: "Of course."
  147. (1:45:04 PM) NAC: Desmond shrugs, smoking heavily to mask the smell. He blows some smoke at Duncan's face. "Kill Santa. Of course."
  148. (1:45:36 PM) Salmander: Desmond roll agility!
  149. (1:45:38 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan shrugs. "Simple is always best."
  150. (1:45:56 PM) Positronium: "If that solves the problem."
  151. (1:45:57 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Though I don't think we should kill him. He gave me a nice DVD last year."
  152. (1:46:32 PM) Snowshoe: "Maybe he wants it back."
  153. (1:46:35 PM) NAC: 6df+5\
  154. (1:46:43 PM) NAC: 6df+5 For real this time
  155. (1:46:43 PM) Glacon: NAC: For real this time: 2 (6df+5=-, -, -, -, 0, +)
  156. (1:47:04 PM) ShockwaveLover: "It's in pieces somewhere in the wreckage. He's welcome to it, if he thinks his elves can put it back together."
  157. (1:47:25 PM) rumetzen: Marshall walks up to join them. "So, is this a fairly normal day for you guys?"
  158. (1:47:42 PM) Snowshoe: "Still better than the killer girl scouts."
  159. (1:47:48 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Just another day in paradise."
  160. (1:47:49 PM) Salmander: Desmond is hit in the face by a slice of ham, blown by the winter winds
  161. (1:47:59 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Who are y-"
  162. (1:48:12 PM) Positronium: "...what."
  163. (1:48:18 PM) Snowshoe: Alex stares bemusedly at the ham.
  164. (1:48:28 PM) Snowshoe: "Anomalous ham?"
  165. (1:48:48 PM) NAC: Desmond lets out a creative cacophony of curse words as he hits the floor, throwing it off his face and pulling out his revolver. "Mother fucker! Did you just throw a goddamn ham at me?"
  166. (1:48:50 PM) ShockwaveLover: Putting 2 and 2 together, Duncan calls out: "G'day Santa!"
  167. (1:48:59 PM) ShockwaveLover: "How's it goin', mate?"
  168. (1:49:09 PM) rumetzen: Marshall just stares.
  169. (1:49:15 PM) Positronium: "Hello?"
  170. (1:49:24 PM) rumetzen: "So, um, do we shoot him?"
  171. (1:49:29 PM) Snowshoe: Alex lifts the ham from the eggnog covered ground.
  172. (1:49:33 PM) Snowshoe: Does it smell funny?
  173. (1:49:33 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Bit early for you, isn't it?"
  174. (1:49:34 PM) Positronium: "Ideally not."
  175. (1:49:49 PM) Salmander: "Kids these days," a voice calls out from far away
  176. (1:50:01 PM) Lurker is now known as Lurk_Done
  177. (1:50:17 PM) NAC: Does the voice sound like jolly old Saint Nick?
  178. (1:50:17 PM) Salmander: "Don't play with your food," says another voice
  179. (1:50:27 PM) ShockwaveLover: "I would've gone with a big lump of coal, but ham's welcome too."
  180. (1:50:29 PM) Salmander: It sounds like inebriated old uncle
  181. (1:50:30 PM) rumetzen: Marshall scans the skies, trying to spot the source of the voices.
  182. (1:50:32 PM) Snowshoe: Alex stops playing with the food.
  183. (1:51:02 PM) Salmander: *Whump*
  184. (1:51:29 PM) Salmander: A gigantic pile of mashed potatoes hits the ground in front of the group
  185. (1:51:54 PM) Positronium: "This is about a 6 on my weird scale."
  186. (1:51:56 PM) NAC: 6df+6 Desmond shoots at it.
  187. (1:51:56 PM) Glacon: NAC: Desmond shoots at it.: 5 (6df+6=-, 0, -, 0, +, 0)
  188. (1:52:10 PM) Snowshoe: Alex jumps at the gunshots.
  189. (1:52:15 PM) Salmander: The potatoes are hit!
  190. (1:52:18 PM) Salmander: And nothing happens
  191. (1:52:19 PM) Snowshoe: *at the sound of the
  192. (1:52:43 PM) Salmander: "Oh dearie would you like more potatoes?"
  193. (1:52:46 PM) rumetzen: Marshall pulls out his gun, getting ready to shoot anything that seems like a threat.
  194. (1:52:49 PM) ShockwaveLover: "For fucks sake, you numpty. Put it away before I put you away."
  195. (1:52:53 PM) Salmander: "yes mama"
  196. (1:53:02 PM) Salmander: *Whump*
  197. (1:53:06 PM) rumetzen: "You know, this is not what I expected when they transferred me here."
  198. (1:53:09 PM) Salmander: The roof shakes and begins to creak
  199. (1:53:16 PM) Positronium: "Crap."
  200. (1:53:21 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Shit!" Duncan starts running.
  201. (1:53:24 PM) Positronium: Everett makes a break for the door.
  202. (1:53:25 PM) NAC: "I'll put it away after the roof collapses, everyone out!"
  203. (1:53:28 PM) rumetzen: Marshall flees
  204. (1:53:29 PM) Snowshoe: "Welp."
  205. (1:53:31 PM) NAC: Desmond follows.
  206. (1:53:35 PM) Salmander: Roll agility palaminos!
  207. (1:53:36 PM) Snowshoe: Alex runs.
  208. (1:53:41 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+8
  209. (1:53:42 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: 9 (6df+8=0, +, -, 0, 0, +)
  210. (1:53:52 PM) rumetzen: 6df+4 ruuuuuun
  211. (1:53:52 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: ruuuuuun: 5 (6df+4=0, +, 0, 0, -, +)
  212. (1:53:53 PM) NAC: 6df+5 Desmond is the prettiest of the horses.
  213. (1:53:54 PM) Glacon: NAC: Desmond is the prettiest of the horses.: 1 (6df+5=0, -, -, 0, -, -)
  214. (1:54:03 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+6 Tagging Head On to get out of there by the most direct route possible
  215. (1:54:04 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: Tagging Head On to get out of there by the most direct route possible: 7 (6df+6=-, +, +, 0, 0, 0)
  216. (1:54:44 PM) Salmander: Potatoes fall, everyone dies
  217. (1:54:47 PM) Positronium: 6df+5 Like a ninja, Everett deftly tries (and potentially fails) to leave the House of the Tatered.
  218. (1:54:48 PM) Glacon: Positronium: Like a ninja, Everett deftly tries (and potentially fails) to leave the House of the Tatered.: 6 (6df+5=+, -, -, +, 0, +)
  219. (1:55:07 PM) Salmander: Well, not really, everyone gets out except Desmond, who ends up being covered in the stuff
  220. (1:55:27 PM) Salmander: Fortunately they're rather fluffy, and so he only receives -2 body
  221. (1:55:55 PM) Salmander: And ends up in the pile of rubble, his head poking out the top of the pile, absolutely winded
  222. (1:55:56 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Bloody hell!"
  223. (1:56:14 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan turns after getting a decent distance, and surveys the ruins.
  224. (1:56:17 PM) rumetzen: 6df+4 ruuuuuun
  225. (1:56:17 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: ruuuuuun: 4 (6df+4=0, -, +, +, -, 0)
  226. (1:56:30 PM) Snowshoe: Can Alex help Desmond out of the ruins?
  227. (1:56:34 PM) Salmander: Marshall you don't need to roll again
  228. (1:56:39 PM) Salmander: Yes Alex can
  229. (1:56:50 PM) Positronium: Everett runs back to help Desmond out of the taters.
  230. (1:56:55 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan tries to see just who the hell is doing this.
  231. (1:56:56 PM) Salmander: Although it's becoming increasingly difficult in the noggy slush
  232. (1:57:04 PM) NAC: Desmond lets out a groan and spits out half of a chipped tooth, blood running over his eye from a gash on his forhead "Nnn...."
  233. (1:57:05 PM) Snowshoe: He does so to the best of his ability.
  234. (1:57:09 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Who are you guys?"
  235. (1:57:16 PM) rumetzen: Marshall keeps scanning the skies for the source of the potato bombs
  236. (1:57:31 PM) Snowshoe: May as well medick him too, if there's a desire for that.
  237. (1:57:42 PM) NAC: Desmond will spend the AP
  238. (1:57:47 PM) Salmander: "You, kiddo, need to stay at the kid's table," says a voice from high above
  239. (1:58:13 PM) ShockwaveLover: "You just /flattened/ all the tables!"
  240. (1:58:16 PM) Snowshoe: Alex decides to wait until vegetables have stopped falling form the sky for a moment.
  241. (1:58:22 PM) Snowshoe: For medickal practice.
  242. (1:59:17 PM) Salmander: "God back to your seat, honey, we'll send over Uncle Ted in a bit. He's drunk a little too much wine," says a female voice
  243. (1:59:35 PM) Salmander: *go
  244. (1:59:44 PM) ShockwaveLover: "'There aren't any seats! Just Mashed Potables!"
  245. (1:59:53 PM) Salmander: Jingle bell rock begins playing
  246. (2:00:13 PM) NAC: "Can some one please get me out of this..." Desmond groans, slumping his head over .
  247. (2:00:22 PM) Snowshoe: Did Alex get him out of that?
  248. (2:00:45 PM) Salmander: "Oh, Lucky's come out to play!"
  249. (2:00:50 PM) Salmander: Alex got Desmond out
  250. (2:00:58 PM) Salmander: *Thud*
  251. (2:01:04 PM) Salmander: *Thud*
  252. (2:01:15 PM) Salmander: *Thud*
  253. (2:01:23 PM) Snowshoe: Alex helps desmond off the ground and proceeds to not run.
  254. (2:01:28 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Look, if you're looking for somewhere to bring Christmas cheer to, there's a list of suspected Chaos Insurgency bases at Comm-"
  255. (2:01:31 PM) Mr_Wilt is now known as Sleeping_Wilt
  256. (2:01:54 PM) NAC: Desmond fishes out his rifle from his kit, cracking his neck. "Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me." He begins chanting, spitting out a globule of blood at the floor.
  257. (2:01:57 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan is cut off by the thumps.
  258. (2:02:08 PM) Salmander: What appears to be a 15 foot tall, mass of hair in a canine shape begins walking out of the forest, towards the group
  259. (2:02:23 PM) Snowshoe: Does alex have time to medick Desmond before the dog gets to them?
  260. (2:02:39 PM) Salmander: Yes
  261. (2:02:47 PM) Snowshoe: He proceeds to try to do so
  262. (2:02:54 PM) Positronium: "Is that new?"
  263. (2:02:57 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+7 BAND-AIDS AHOY
  264. (2:02:58 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: BAND-AIDS AHOY: 5 (6df+7=-, -, +, 0, 0, -)
  265. (2:03:07 PM) Salmander: Meanwhile, all the NPCs with guns are busy dealing with Uncle Ted on the other side of the camp
  266. (2:03:10 PM) NAC: 6df+2 Desmond is going to roll high
  267. (2:03:11 PM) Glacon: NAC: Desmond is going to roll high: 4 (6df+2=0, -, +, 0, +, +)
  268. (2:03:50 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Uh..."
  269. (2:04:01 PM) NAC: 6df+4 then
  270. (2:04:01 PM) Glacon: NAC: then: 3 (6df+4=-, +, +, -, 0, -)
  271. (2:04:06 PM) NachtRuine left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  272. (2:04:13 PM) Salmander: Desmond is healed
  273. (2:04:20 PM) Snowshoe: Alex stares at desmond as he flops around on the ground, then applies band-aids liberally.
  274. (2:04:37 PM) Salmander: *Bark*
  275. (2:04:44 PM) NachtRuine [~androirc@synIRC-38B81995.lightspeed.miamfl.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
  276. (2:04:49 PM) NachtRuine left the room (quit: Client exited).
  277. (2:04:54 PM) Salmander: The dog-thing begins running towards you
  278. (2:04:56 PM) NachtRuine [~androirc@synIRC-38B81995.lightspeed.miamfl.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
  279. (2:05:01 PM) Snowshoe: Alex prepares to shotgun.
  280. (2:05:01 PM) NachtRuine: ...
  281. (2:05:04 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Good doggy?"
  282. (2:05:16 PM) rumetzen: Marshall readies his pistol.
  283. (2:05:46 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan looks around for anything stick shaped nearby in the wreckage.
  284. (2:06:15 PM) NAC: Desmond whistles and points behind the dog like thing "Hey boy, who's that! Who's that behind you? Who's there at the door?" He yells out, hoping that the things owners were as shitty at training animals as most were.
  285. (2:06:23 PM) Salmander: Alex roll agility!
  286. (2:06:31 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+8 wat
  287. (2:06:32 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: wat: 6 (6df+8=-, -, -, +, -, +)
  288. (2:06:55 PM) Positronium: Everett takes cover behind the nearest solid object.
  289. (2:07:09 PM) Salmander: the dog-thing pounces on Alex, who is barely able to dodge it. It wags its tail and prepares for another pounce
  290. (2:07:36 PM) Snowshoe: Alex makes a run for the pool.
  291. (2:07:43 PM) Snowshoe: Which is covered in ice, right?
  292. (2:08:16 PM) Salmander: Yes
  293. (2:08:28 PM) Salmander: The dog pants
  294. (2:08:38 PM) Snowshoe: Alex runs for the pool, yelling loudly to try and keep the dogs attention
  295. (2:08:48 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Someone want to give thing a belly rub?"
  296. (2:09:01 PM) Salmander: The dog follows Alex
  297. (2:09:07 PM) NAC: "Well I tried." Desmond shrugs, shouldering his rifle and aiming down the sights. "Scharazez, should we take him behind the shed?"
  298. (2:09:45 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Do you really want to piss off the things that can drop large weights on your arse from out of the sky by killing their dog?"
  299. (2:10:07 PM) Salmander: "Tommy get away from the tree!"
  300. (2:10:17 PM) Snowshoe: Alex continues to run and yell. About how far is it to the pool?
  301. (2:10:28 PM) ShockwaveLover: "I guess we just wait for this Uncle Ted and try to keep it from hurting anyone."
  302. (2:10:32 PM) Salmander: The sound of far off rustling can be heard as Alex make sit about halfway to the pool
  303. (2:11:06 PM) Salmander: Everett roll perception!
  304. (2:11:12 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan cups his hands around his mouth. "ALEX! STOP RUNNING! YOU'RE JUST ENCOURAGING IT!"
  305. (2:11:22 PM) ShockwaveLover: "I THINK IT WANTS TO PLAY"
  306. (2:11:26 PM) Positronium: 6df+5 Eyes of a thing what sees good.
  307. (2:11:26 PM) Glacon: Positronium: Eyes of a thing what sees good.: 5 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  308. (2:11:59 PM) Snowshoe: Alex yells back, panting heavily, "YOU WANT ME TO JUST STAND HERE?"
  309. (2:12:07 PM) Snowshoe: He points to the giant thing that can crush him.
  310. (2:12:18 PM) ShockwaveLover: "JUST DON"T LEAD IT TOWARDS THE POOL!"
  311. (2:12:21 PM) Salmander: Everett fails to hear the whistling of a giant, spherical bobble as it falls from the sky above him
  312. (2:12:35 PM) Salmander: It falls right next to him, glass shards flying everywhere. Oh sh- Roll pdef
  313. (2:12:42 PM) ShockwaveLover: "THE ICE ISN'T THINK ENOUGH TO SUPPORT THE WEIGHT YET!"
  314. (2:12:46 PM) ShockwaveLover: *THICK
  315. (2:12:52 PM) Snowshoe: Alex is breathing a little too hard to speak properly. "EXACTLY!"
  316. (2:12:56 PM) Positronium: 6df+6 Oh shibnitz!
  317. (2:12:57 PM) Glacon: Positronium: Oh shibnitz!: 7 (6df+6=0, +, 0, +, 0, -)
  318. (2:13:16 PM) ShockwaveLover: Can Duncan whistle the dog?
  319. (2:13:19 PM) Salmander: Everett 's wounds remain minor
  320. (2:13:24 PM) Salmander: Duncan can try
  321. (2:13:45 PM) ShockwaveLover: What would he roll?
  322. (2:13:46 PM) Positronium: "GAH! What was that!"
  323. (2:14:04 PM) Salmander: Persuasion and/or bluffing, your choice
  324. (2:14:20 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+4 Here boy
  325. (2:14:20 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: Here boy: 5 (6df+4=+, 0, 0, -, 0, +)
  326. (2:14:22 PM) Salmander: Marshall, agility!
  327. (2:14:31 PM) ShockwaveLover: Shaking his head, Duncan whistles.
  328. (2:14:47 PM) Salmander: The dog turns around, running towards Duncan
  329. (2:15:02 PM) rumetzen: 6df+5 Out of the way!
  330. (2:15:03 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: Out of the way!: 6 (6df+5=-, +, -, 0, +, +)
  331. (2:15:18 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan stands his ground.
  332. (2:15:24 PM) Snowshoe: Alex slides to a stop and screams back, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT NOW?!?"
  333. (2:15:41 PM) ShockwaveLover: "What else do you do with a bad dog?"
  334. (2:15:49 PM) NAC: Desmond suddenly decides that next to Duncan is not in a safe place and runs between some prefabs for some cover.
  335. (2:15:52 PM) Salmander: Marshall deftly avoids a glass angel that falls from the heavens and embeds itself in the snow
  336. (2:16:09 PM) Salmander: "Tommy put the star down!"
  337. (2:16:13 PM) Positronium: Everett pulls glass shards out of his arm as he runs for cover.
  338. (2:16:19 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan summons his Drill Sergeant voice.
  339. (2:16:28 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+8 Persuasion, tagging Head On "SIT! STAY!"
  340. (2:16:29 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: Persuasion, tagging Head On "SIT! STAY!": 6 (6df+8=-, 0, -, 0, 0, 0)
  341. (2:16:43 PM) Salmander: The dog sits still
  342. (2:16:47 PM) Salmander: Everyone roll pdef
  343. (2:16:56 PM) NAC: 6df+5 Shitface.
  344. (2:16:57 PM) Glacon: NAC: Shitface.: 3 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, 0, -, 0)
  345. (2:17:01 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+6 What now?
  346. (2:17:02 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: What now?: 6 (6df+6=+, 0, +, -, 0, -)
  347. (2:17:04 PM) Positronium: 6df+6 Ketertots
  348. (2:17:04 PM) Glacon: Positronium: Ketertots: 6 (6df+6=+, -, +, -, +, -)
  349. (2:17:11 PM) rumetzen: 6df+6
  350. (2:17:16 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+8 rolling agility in place of PDef
  351. (2:17:17 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: rolling agility in place of PDef: 5 (6df+8=-, -, -, 0, +, -)
  352. (2:18:14 PM) Salmander: A ceramic star speeds towards the ground, shattering and sending ceramic shrapnel flying in all directions
  353. (2:18:33 PM) Salmander: Desmond and Alex are hit, -2 body
  354. (2:18:37 PM) Salmander: The dog is hit as well
  355. (2:18:43 PM) Bananaman [Mibbit@synIRC-DFACD011.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] entered the room.
  356. (2:18:43 PM) mode (+o Bananaman) by ChanServ
  357. (2:19:32 PM) Salmander: To clarify: With the amount of shrapnel being sent flying, agility would not be an option here
  358. (2:19:48 PM) Snowshoe: reroll, or leave it?
  359. (2:19:54 PM) Salmander: Leave it
  360. (2:20:15 PM) rumetzen: Marshall pulls out his first aid kit and heads over to Desmond for some healan
  361. (2:20:17 PM) Salmander: The dog yips and runs off into the forest as well
  362. (2:20:34 PM) NAC: Desmond lets out a yell as a piece of a Christmas ornament embeds itself in his shoulder, a flow of blood staining his shirt. He rips it out with out much waiting. "I hate Christmas."
  363. (2:20:52 PM) Salmander: "Get offa me" a booming, male voice shouts out
  364. (2:21:10 PM) Salmander: *Thud* *Thud*
  365. (2:21:12 PM) Snowshoe: Alex now has a glass-studded jacket to go with his tooth-covered one.
  366. (2:21:19 PM) ShockwaveLover: "That was...unexpected." Duncan is bemused.
  367. (2:21:23 PM) Salmander: Something large is approaching from the other side of camp
  368. (2:21:32 PM) Positronium: Everett picks pieces of glass out of his jacket.
  369. (2:22:35 PM) Salmander: A snowman 30 feet tall and wearing a Christmas sweater begins stumbling towards the group
  370. (2:22:54 PM) Snowshoe: Is Alex near the pool yet?
  371. (2:22:55 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Oh come /on/."
  372. (2:23:06 PM) Scantron [~dedscan@synIRC-270FFEE6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room.
  373. (2:23:28 PM) rumetzen: 6df+8 healan da injured
  374. (2:23:29 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: healan da injured: 6 (6df+8=-, -, 0, 0, -, +)
  375. (2:23:32 PM) Salmander: Alex is near the pool now, but is completely separate from the group because of this
  376. (2:23:40 PM) NAC: 6df+6 desmond is gonna roll high
  377. (2:23:40 PM) Glacon: NAC: desmond is gonna roll high: 7 (6df+6=+, -, -, +, +, 0)
  378. (2:23:49 PM) rumetzen: Marshall is too busy trying to patch Desmond up to see the snowbeast
  379. (2:23:50 PM) ShockwaveLover: <<Hey Alex?>>
  380. (2:23:56 PM) Snowshoe: <<Yep?>>
  381. (2:24:09 PM) Salmander: His eyes slowly widen and he points at the group. "You! You kids hurt the dog!" he says in a slurred voice
  382. (2:24:26 PM) ShockwaveLover: The tall Australian stares up at the massive snowman. <<You know how I said not to go near the pool because the ice was too thin?>>
  383. (2:24:30 PM) Salmander: "Damn punks!"
  384. (2:24:45 PM) Snowshoe: <<I told you that's why I was running for it.>>
  385. (2:24:48 PM) Salmander: "I otter teach you a lesson."
  386. (2:24:57 PM) ShockwaveLover: <<Smart man.>>
  387. (2:25:04 PM) Positronium: "It wasn't us!" Everett makes a break for it.
  388. (2:25:21 PM) Salmander: he walks towards them, then catches his foot in a tent, staggers, and falls
  389. (2:25:27 PM) Snowshoe: Alex screams in the general direction of the snowman. "OY, FUCKFACE"
  390. (2:25:30 PM) Salmander: Roll agility everyone but Alex
  391. (2:25:30 PM) NAC: 6df+7 Desmond takes aim, percep to ranged. "Frosty the fucking snowman."
  392. (2:25:31 PM) Glacon: NAC: Desmond takes aim, percep to ranged. "Frosty the fucking snowman.": 6 (6df+7=0, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  393. (2:25:41 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+2 Oh god
  394. (2:25:41 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: Oh god: 2 (6df+2=-, 0, +, -, 0, +)
  395. (2:25:55 PM) Positronium: 6df+6 Shazbot!
  396. (2:25:55 PM) Glacon: Positronium: Shazbot!: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, +, 0, -, 0)
  397. (2:26:06 PM) rumetzen: 6df+5 and you know I gotta get away get away get away
  398. (2:26:07 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: and you know I gotta get away get away get away: 7 (6df+5=0, +, 0, +, +, -)
  399. (2:26:32 PM) NAC: 6df+5 Agility!
  400. (2:26:33 PM) Glacon: NAC: Agility!: 9 (6df+5=+, +, +, +, -, +)
  401. (2:26:38 PM) Salmander: Duncan, roll pdef
  402. (2:26:54 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+6 Australian hates snow
  403. (2:26:55 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: Australian hates snow: 5 (6df+6=+, -, +, -, 0, -)
  404. (2:27:21 PM) Salmander: Uncle Ted falls on top of Duncan, burying him in snow
  405. (2:27:32 PM) Snowshoe: Alex takes aim at the snowman. He's trying to draw attention, not necessarily to cause harm. That'd be a nice bonus, though.
  406. (2:27:38 PM) Salmander: Ted collapses intoa simple pile of snow with a Christmas sweater
  407. (2:27:52 PM) Salmander: -3 Body Duncan, and you're buried
  408. (2:28:06 PM) Snowshoe: Alex continues to aim at the snowman.
  409. (2:28:36 PM) rumetzen: Marshall also takes aim
  410. (2:28:38 PM) NAC: "Hey Ted! You fucking drunk!" Desmond calls out.
  411. (2:28:49 PM) Salmander: Ted's dead, bro
  412. (2:28:49 PM) Positronium: "Don't shoot. Duncan's still in there."
  413. (2:29:02 PM) Snowshoe: Alex don't shoot, but he remains near the ice.
  414. (2:29:04 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan says nothing further, being encased in white and half unconcious.
  415. (2:29:15 PM) Salmander: "Oh dear, Uncle Ted's out cold."
  416. (2:30:17 PM) Salmander: "Here, hold on."
  417. (2:30:35 PM) Salmander: A wave of eggnog falls from the heavens, splashing the pile of snow
  418. (2:30:56 PM) Salmander: The snow rumbles and reforms into Uncle Ted
  419. (2:30:59 PM) Salmander: Who groans
  420. (2:31:15 PM) Salmander: And slowly gets into a sitting position
  421. (2:31:16 PM) rumetzen: "Aw, fuck."
  422. (2:31:19 PM) Positronium: "Duncan!"
  423. (2:31:37 PM) Salmander: Notably, Duncan is still stuck in the body, his head poking out of Uncle Ted's stomach
  424. (2:31:53 PM) Positronium: "Can you climb out?"
  425. (2:32:18 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Bluh?"
  426. (2:32:33 PM) Salmander: "Now, you kids better quiet do-"
  427. (2:32:35 PM) NAC: 6df+14 Tagging maneuver and Apex predator. Desmond shoots at the reforming Ted's head. He doesn't have anything clever to say, but that doesn't stop him from swearing foully.
  428. (2:32:36 PM) Glacon: NAC: Tagging maneuver and Apex predator. Desmond shoots at the reforming Ted's head. He doesn't have anything clever to say, but that doesn't stop him from swearing foully.: 18 (6df+14=+, +, 0, +, 0, +)
  429. (2:32:38 PM) Salmander: Uncle Ted begins to gag
  430. (2:32:39 PM) ShockwaveLover: There seem to be four of Everett.
  431. (2:32:59 PM) Salmander: The bullet hits Uncle Ted's head
  432. (2:33:05 PM) Salmander: And goes out the other side
  433. (2:33:17 PM) Salmander: Leaving a hole in the snow
  434. (2:33:42 PM) Salmander: Roll agility Desmond
  435. (2:34:14 PM) Positronium: Everett sounds exasperated. "He's made of snow, what did you expect?"
  436. (2:34:15 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Ugh...why do I feel like some eggnog?"
  437. (2:34:17 PM) NAC: 6df+5 "Well I tried."
  438. (2:34:17 PM) Glacon: NAC: "Well I tried.": 3 (6df+5=-, 0, -, -, 0, +)
  439. (2:34:27 PM) Salmander: Roll pdef Desmond
  440. (2:34:53 PM) NAC: 6df+5 Yeah he's dead isn't he?
  441. (2:34:54 PM) Glacon: NAC: Yeah he's dead isn't he?: 4 (6df+5=0, +, -, +, -, -)
  442. (2:35:22 PM) Snowshoe: Alex screams at the snowman, trying to pull him off everyone else. "HEY FROSTY, I SHOT YOUR DOG!"
  443. (2:35:22 PM) ShockwaveLover: "H-hey...Ted...mind passing the nog?" Duncan is still pretty out of it.
  444. (2:35:56 PM) Salmander: Uncle Ted turns towards Desmond and barfs up a wave of eggnog and a flailing Duncan, who hits Desmond. -1 body to Duncan, -2 body to Desmond.
  445. (2:36:52 PM) Positronium: "Do we have access to rock salt and a snow blower?"
  446. (2:36:55 PM) Salmander: Uncle ted turns towards Alex and points at him. "Y-you shot Lucky!"
  447. (2:36:56 PM) NAC: Desmond's skull collides with Duncan's and he blinks out of consciousness, the world going black and eggnog-y. There's a large crack and there's more blood on him than in him.
  448. (2:37:11 PM) Snowshoe: "RIGHT IN THE NOSE, ASSHOLE"
  449. (2:37:24 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan's gone as well. Visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
  450. (2:37:27 PM) Snowshoe: Alex tests the ice with his toes as he yells.
  451. (2:37:51 PM) Salmander: "I'll kill you punk!" Ted stumbles into a standing position and begins staggering towards Alex.
  452. (2:37:56 PM) rumetzen: "Shit shit shit."
  453. (2:38:09 PM) Snowshoe: Is the ice holding his weight?
  454. (2:38:14 PM) rumetzen: Marshall rushes to Desmond
  455. (2:38:21 PM) Salmander: "Get outta my way!" Ted flails his arms around, agility Marshall!
  456. (2:38:48 PM) Salmander: Roll Load Limit, Alex, to test your weight
  457. (2:38:53 PM) rumetzen: 6df+5 outta the way!
  458. (2:38:54 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: outta the way!: 4 (6df+5=0, -, +, 0, -, 0)
  459. (2:39:01 PM) Salmander: Pdef, Marshall
  460. (2:39:11 PM) rumetzen: 6df+6 that's gotta smart
  461. (2:39:12 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: that's gotta smart: 3 (6df+6=-, 0, 0, -, -, 0)
  462. (2:39:44 PM) Salmander: Marshall is sent flying far away and lands on his back. thankfully, the slushy eggnog breaks his fall. -2 body.
  463. (2:40:07 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+9
  464. (2:40:07 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: 7 (6df+9=-, 0, -, 0, -, +)
  465. (2:40:38 PM) Salmander: That's pretty heavy
  466. (2:40:49 PM) Snowshoe: He's light on his fet.
  467. (2:40:52 PM) Snowshoe: *feet.
  468. (2:41:25 PM) Salmander: A crack appears, roll agility
  469. (2:41:34 PM) Snowshoe: Alex dumps his engineering and medical supplies in the snowwwwkay
  470. (2:41:38 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+8
  471. (2:41:38 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: 6 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, +, -, -)
  472. (2:42:12 PM) rumetzen: Marshall gets up and heads back towards the fight
  473. (2:42:31 PM) Salmander: Alex jumps out of the way of the crack as the ice splits
  474. (2:42:41 PM) Positronium: Everett looks for any nearby vehicle or supply tent.
  475. (2:42:43 PM) Snowshoe: Re-roll for new load?
  476. (2:42:58 PM) Salmander: With his equipment dropped, the weight is dispersed enough that he should be fine
  477. (2:43:16 PM) Snowshoe: He attempts to slide a short ways out onto the pool
  478. (2:43:23 PM) Salmander: Uncle Ted looms ever closer
  479. (2:43:35 PM) Snowshoe: Alex waits, shotgun in-hand.
  480. (2:43:35 PM) Salmander: *Bark*
  481. (2:43:45 PM) Snowshoe: ~Oh fuck~
  482. (2:44:04 PM) Salmander: All the vehicles and tents appear to be blocked off by the accumulated eggnog snow, Everett
  483. (2:44:30 PM) Snowshoe: Can he aim as a maneuver right now?
  484. (2:44:35 PM) Salmander: Lucky comes bounding out of the trees again
  485. (2:44:39 PM) Salmander: Yes he can
  486. (2:44:43 PM) Snowshoe: He does so.
  487. (2:44:52 PM) Salmander: Marshall look out, roll agility to run!
  488. (2:45:02 PM) Snowshoe: Still waiting for the abominable snowman.
  489. (2:45:18 PM) rumetzen: 6df+5
  490. (2:46:18 PM) Salmander: Try again
  491. (2:46:25 PM) rumetzen: 6df+5
  492. (2:46:26 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: 4 (6df+5=-, 0, -, 0, +, 0)
  493. (2:46:34 PM) Salmander: Pdef again, Marshall
  494. (2:46:49 PM) rumetzen: 6df+6 Man I don't wanna die this early!
  495. (2:46:50 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: Man I don't wanna die this early!: 5 (6df+6=-, 0, -, +, +, -)
  496. (2:47:19 PM) Salmander: Lucky pounces on Marshall and begins licking his body with a wet, cold tongue
  497. (2:47:23 PM) Salmander: -2 body
  498. (2:47:36 PM) Salmander: Uncle ted is now upon Alex
  499. (2:48:08 PM) Salmander: It's now or never
  500. (2:48:44 PM) rumetzen: Marshall struggles to get free of the dog.
  501. (2:48:53 PM) Salmander: Roll strength Marshall
  502. (2:49:03 PM) rumetzen: 6df+3 fuck
  503. (2:49:04 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: fuck: 4 (6df+3=-, +, 0, +, +, -)
  504. (2:49:16 PM) Positronium: Everett takes aim at the dog.
  505. (2:49:17 PM) Snowshoe: Alex shoots at the ice beneath Teds feet.
  506. (2:49:18 PM) Salmander: Marshall fails to break free of Lucky
  507. (2:49:36 PM) Salmander: Roll for that Alex
  508. (2:49:37 PM) rumetzen: He tries to shoot into the dogs mouth with his pistol
  509. (2:49:55 PM) Salmander: Next turn, Marshall
  510. (2:50:18 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+15 tagging Grace Under Fire *sploosh*
  511. (2:50:18 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: tagging Grace Under Fire *sploosh*: 16 (6df+15=-, 0, +, +, 0, 0)
  512. (2:50:40 PM) Salmander: The ice breaks faster than anything Tommy can get ahold of.
  513. (2:50:43 PM) foxi left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  514. (2:50:50 PM) Salmander: Uncle Ted collapses into the pool
  515. (2:51:16 PM) Salmander: "Oh shi-"
  516. (2:51:36 PM) Salmander: He splooshes around a bit before finally ebing swallowed by the red waters
  517. (2:51:53 PM) Snowshoe: Alex screams at Lucky. "HEY, MUTT, YOUR UNCLE'S DEAD"
  518. (2:51:54 PM) Salmander: Meanwhile, Duncan and Desmond are being covered by the eggnog snowfall
  519. (2:51:55 PM) Positronium: "We just broke the ice. I hope nothing comes out."
  520. (2:52:13 PM) Positronium: Everett notices this, and runs over to dust them off.
  521. (2:52:28 PM) Salmander: Lucky licks Marhsall again, pdef
  522. (2:52:41 PM) Snowshoe: Alex takes aim at Lucky.
  523. (2:52:58 PM) Snowshoe: A foot, specifically.
  524. (2:53:06 PM) Salmander: Not so fast Alex, you've shot the ice, BUT AT WHAT COST
  525. (2:53:21 PM) Snowshoe: OHSHIT
  526. (2:53:27 PM) Salmander: Cracks begin to appear around the hole Uncle Ted has made
  527. (2:53:33 PM) Salmander: Spreading out in all directions
  528. (2:53:33 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan stares up blearily into the mauve sky.
  529. (2:53:44 PM) Salmander: Roll agility
  530. (2:54:03 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+12 tagging Grace Under Fire
  531. (2:54:04 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: tagging Grace Under Fire: 15 (6df+12=-, +, 0, +, +, +)
  532. (2:54:24 PM) rumetzen: 6df+6 this goddamn dog
  533. (2:54:25 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: this goddamn dog: 11 (6df+6=+, +, 0, +, +, +)
  534. (2:54:40 PM) Salmander: A snowy fist bursts from the ice, swiping at Alex, who jumps out of the way easily
  535. (2:55:04 PM) Salmander: Marshall remains unaffected by the cold tongue
  536. (2:55:28 PM) Snowshoe: Is Alex away from the cracks?
  537. (2:55:37 PM) Positronium: Everett wipes off the accumulated nog, then takes aim at the dog.
  538. (2:56:04 PM) Salmander: Nope, they're still spreading. It doesn't help that there's a giant, snowy hand flailing around.
  539. (2:56:19 PM) Snowshoe: Sigh. How close to the shore is he?
  540. (2:56:32 PM) rumetzen: Marshall tries to shoot the dog's mouth
  541. (2:56:39 PM) rumetzen: Well, into the dog's mouth
  542. (2:56:40 PM) Salmander: About 4 meters
  543. (2:56:58 PM) Salmander: It's point blank
  544. (2:57:05 PM) Salmander: Marshall makes the shot
  545. (2:57:14 PM) Salmander: The dog collapses to the ground, dead
  546. (2:57:15 PM) Snowshoe: <<I think we may not have wanted to /shoot the giant happy dog/
  547. (2:57:18 PM) Snowshoe: >>
  548. (2:57:35 PM) Snowshoe: <<Or maybe it's allergic to bullets>>
  549. (2:57:44 PM) Salmander: Marshall is stuck underneath the giant, furry mass
  550. (2:58:01 PM) rumetzen: "Hey, can someone get this thing off me? I think I cracked a rib."
  551. (2:58:34 PM) Positronium: Everett frowns as he jogs over to Marshall.
  552. (2:58:52 PM) Snowshoe: Hey, uh... is Alex still in mortal peril?
  553. (2:59:13 PM) Salmander: The cracks still spread, you should probably, like, roll agility or something
  554. (2:59:47 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+8 hnnnng...
  555. (2:59:48 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: hnnnng...: 8 (6df+8=0, +, -, +, 0, -)
  556. (3:00:38 PM) Salmander: Alex dodges another swipe and is able to avoid a crack that's just appeared below his feet
  557. (3:00:58 PM) Snowshoe: Can he shoot the hand without further damaging the ice?
  558. (3:01:01 PM) Positronium: Everett tries to pull Marshall out of the dog.
  559. (3:01:09 PM) Salmander: With good enough aim, yes
  560. (3:01:18 PM) Salmander: Strength, Everett
  561. (3:01:38 PM) Positronium: 6df+2
  562. (3:01:39 PM) Glacon: Positronium: 7 (6df+2=+, +, +, 0, +, +)
  563. (3:01:47 PM) Snowshoe: 6df+7 oh lord of the guns give us strength this day that we may destroy our enemies as they fail to destroy us
  564. (3:01:48 PM) Glacon: Snowshoe: oh lord of the guns give us strength this day that we may destroy our enemies as they fail to destroy us: 10 (6df+7=+, -, +, +, 0, +)
  565. (3:02:06 PM) Salmander: In a surprising show of muscle, Everett pulls out Marshall
  566. (3:02:22 PM) rumetzen: Marshall staggers to his feet. "Thanks man."
  567. (3:02:27 PM) Salmander: Alex is able to hit the hand, which retreats back into the water
  568. (3:02:32 PM) Positronium: "Any time."
  569. (3:02:52 PM) Snowshoe: Alex continues to sprint towards the shore.
  570. (3:02:58 PM) Salmander: Alex makes it
  571. (3:03:14 PM) Salmander: "Dear god, they shot the dog."
  572. (3:03:19 PM) Salmander: "We'd better leave."
  573. (3:03:43 PM) Snowshoe: Alex retrieves his gear and heads towards the injured.
  574. (3:03:46 PM) Salmander: "nice meeting you." A sheepish laugh. "Goodbye."
  575. (3:04:41 PM) rumetzen: Marshall staggers over to Desmond to try to get him back to consciousness
  576. (3:05:30 PM) Snowshoe: Alex assists Marshall. Intravenous fluids for everyone!
  577. (3:05:54 PM) NAC: Desmond is covered in a slurry of eggnog blood and his own drool.
  578. (3:06:03 PM) Salmander: "I'll take Lucky."
  579. (3:06:08 PM) Salmander: Light shines from above
  580. (3:06:11 PM) Salmander: The clouds part
  581. (3:06:11 PM) Positronium: Everett takes a few steps back and pulls out his camera. He takes a picture of the wasted, foodmarked landscape.
  582. (3:06:15 PM) Salmander: It stops snowing
  583. (3:06:37 PM) Salmander: Two gigantic hands reach down from the heavens and pick up the dog, carrying it away
  584. (3:06:46 PM) Snowshoe: "...Sorry."
  585. (3:06:57 PM) Positronium: He also snaps a photo of the hands, the dog, the light and the parting clouds.
  586. (3:07:10 PM) Salmander: And then all was quiet once again
  587. (3:07:23 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Ugh..."
  588. (3:07:34 PM) rumetzen: Marshall is stunned by all this.
  589. (3:07:36 PM) ShockwaveLover: Duncan wonders why the hell he works here.
  590. (3:07:41 PM) rumetzen: "How common is this sort of shit here again?"
  591. (3:08:11 PM) Snowshoe: Alex slaps Desmond lightly.
  592. (3:08:17 PM) Positronium: "Yeah, that's an 8."
  593. (3:08:20 PM) Snowshoe: "Yo."
  594. (3:08:54 PM) Snowshoe: "Deeeesmoooond..."
  595. (3:09:07 PM) ShockwaveLover: "Bit of help here, guys..."
  596. (3:09:51 PM) rumetzen: 6df+8 tagging First Do No Harm Halpin Duncan
  597. (3:09:52 PM) Glacon: rumetzen: tagging First Do No Harm Halpin Duncan: 7 (6df+8=-, 0, -, +, +, -)
  598. (3:09:53 PM) Positronium: Everett walks over. "What can I do?"
  599. (3:10:13 PM) NAC: 6df+10 Desmond doesn't want to get up for school mommy.
  600. (3:10:13 PM) Glacon: NAC: Desmond doesn't want to get up for school mommy.: 10 (6df+10=0, -, +, -, 0, +)
  601. (3:10:22 PM) ShockwaveLover: 6df+8 I'm in a pretty bad way
  602. (3:10:23 PM) Glacon: ShockwaveLover: I'm in a pretty bad way: 7 (6df+8=+, -, +, -, 0, -)
  603. (3:10:31 PM) NAC: Derp
  604. (3:10:37 PM) NAC: Redact, thought that was desmond
  605. (3:11:42 PM) Salmander left the room (quit: Quit: How can a robot think with his elbows in the sink?).
  606. (3:11:42 PM) Bananaman left the room (quit: Quit: EVERYONE'S <censored>' WONDERFUL ).
  607. (3:12:24 PM) Snowshoe: Alex leaves Desmond with his fluids and goes to help Duncan.
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