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  1. [2011-11-21 21:13:55] <Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat sneaky sneaky.
  2. [2011-11-21 21:13:55] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat sneaky sneaky.: 8 (6df+8=0, 4-, 3+, 0, 0, 0)
  3. [2011-11-21 21:14:18] -->| Daedalize (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #redpool
  4. [2011-11-21 21:14:18] =-= Mode #redpool +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  5. [2011-11-21 21:14:33] <minmin> Fred enters, whistling.
  6. [2011-11-21 21:14:33] <TheRaven> Taggart walks in, looking somewhat...excited?
  7. [2011-11-21 21:14:36] <minmin> "Hi Stoat."
  8. [2011-11-21 21:14:41] <minmin> "And Jack."
  9. [2011-11-21 21:14:48] -->| Heiden (Mibbit@synIRC-30462666.mem.bellsouth.net) has joined #redpool
  10. [2011-11-21 21:14:55] <Soulless> minmin: uh it would be nice if you rolled preception to see hidden stoat
  11. [2011-11-21 21:15:06] <minmin> 6df+8
  12. [2011-11-21 21:15:07] <Glacon> minmin: 9 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 0, 0, 4-, 0)
  13. [2011-11-21 21:15:14] <Daedalize> Sigrun appears, still carrying those grenades she requisitioned.
  14. [2011-11-21 21:15:17] <Soulless> "Hi Fred." Yeah she's seen.
  15. [2011-11-21 21:15:24] <minmin> (let's just pretend that roll was taken earlier)
  16. [2011-11-21 21:15:26] <Heiden> Dr. Stephens reports to the area. "Apparently I am a Poolboys transfer? I just received the orders today."
  17. [2011-11-21 21:15:48] <TheRaven> "Yep. Strap in and hang on, this should be fun."
  18. [2011-11-21 21:15:55] <Salmander> Salman Corbette is leaning against a sub. "Hello Poolboys."
  19. [2011-11-21 21:16:06] <Heiden> "Good evening, Director."
  20. [2011-11-21 21:17:01] <Salmander> "We have another emergence event."
  21. [2011-11-21 21:17:16] <minmin> "How bad is it?"
  22. [2011-11-21 21:17:21] <Soulless> Stoat's listening in silently.
  23. [2011-11-21 21:17:28] <Salmander> "It's... blocky."
  24. [2011-11-21 21:17:49] <Daedalize> "Geometrically speaking, or?"
  25. [2011-11-21 21:17:50] <Heiden> "Blocky as in... blocking something, or blocky as in constructed of blocks?"
  26. [2011-11-21 21:18:01] <minmin> Frederic wishes he had brought a pickaxe.
  27. [2011-11-21 21:18:22] <Salmander> "The latter."
  28. [2011-11-21 21:18:46] <Salmander> Salman wraps his knuckles on the sub. "Better, uh, get going."
  29. [2011-11-21 21:18:59] <NullAshton> Dmitri slides in a little late, scooting in with the crowd collected at the sub.
  30. [2011-11-21 21:19:09] <Sequence> Eva rushes in.
  31. [2011-11-21 21:19:16] <Sequence> "Sorry, sorry, sorry!"
  32. [2011-11-21 21:19:16] <Heiden> "I see. Well. Let's get going, then."
  33. [2011-11-21 21:19:21] <TheRaven> "Alright everybody, same as I always say. Empty chambers if you're got a firearm. Let's rock."
  34. [2011-11-21 21:19:27] <Heiden> "Always in a rush, miss. After you, then?"
  35. [2011-11-21 21:19:57] <Soulless> Stoat's already inside.
  36. [2011-11-21 21:20:39] <minmin> Fred sits at the far end from Eva.
  37. [2011-11-21 21:20:58] <Daedalize> Sigrun climbs aboard after fumbling with the ammo container in her bag.
  38. [2011-11-21 21:21:09] <Salmander> As they all get in the hatch behind them closes
  39. [2011-11-21 21:21:44] <TheRaven> Taggart is in, sitting wherever.
  40. [2011-11-21 21:21:47] <NullAshton> Dmitri moves in after the others, making his way to the nearest observation port in the sub to see what's going on outside.
  41. [2011-11-21 21:21:48] <Soulless> Yeah everyone can see Stoat when she's in the sub. Too cramped to hide a body.
  42. [2011-11-21 21:22:04] <Heiden> Martin seats himself and straps in. "Anyone mind providing me with a, ah, abbreviated briefing? I'm afraid I've not much clue why I've been sent along with you."
  43. [2011-11-21 21:22:05] <Soulless> She looks outside similarly.
  44. [2011-11-21 21:22:34] <minmin> "In Director Corbette's words, 'something blocky'."
  45. [2011-11-21 21:22:42] <Salmander> The water's red
  46. [2011-11-21 21:22:48] <minmin> "Like, marble or lego."
  47. [2011-11-21 21:22:49] <Salmander> The sub begins to submerge
  48. [2011-11-21 21:22:51] <Sequence> Eva sighs.
  49. [2011-11-21 21:23:23] <Salmander> It travels towards the bottom of the pool
  50. [2011-11-21 21:23:23] <TheRaven> "You're here because someone thought you'd be useful. Try not to get killed."
  51. [2011-11-21 21:24:06] <Salmander> But there is no light
  52. [2011-11-21 21:24:25] <Daedalize> "I do hope it iz organic, whatever ve are facing. I vould like to test my new ammunition."
  53. [2011-11-21 21:24:37] <TheRaven> "New ammo, huh? What have you got?"
  54. [2011-11-21 21:24:55] <Soulless> Stoat tries to see out into the darkness.
  55. [2011-11-21 21:25:27] <Salmander> There's still light
  56. [2011-11-21 21:25:28] <Sequence> Eva twiddles her thumbs.
  57. [2011-11-21 21:25:39] <Salmander> But the monitors appear to slowly fade into... pixellation
  58. [2011-11-21 21:25:44] <Daedalize> "A chemical mixture derived from SCP-532. Organic matter freezes solid on contact."
  59. [2011-11-21 21:25:45] <Salmander> It's an odd sight
  60. [2011-11-21 21:26:13] <Salmander> Suddenly everything starts becoming made of small blocks
  61. [2011-11-21 21:26:19] <Salmander> The walls of the sub
  62. [2011-11-21 21:26:28] <Salmander> The people around you
  63. [2011-11-21 21:26:36] <Salmander> EVERYTHING
  64. [2011-11-21 21:26:43] <minmin> "This is...seriously trippy now.:
  65. [2011-11-21 21:26:44] <minmin> "
  66. [2011-11-21 21:26:47] <Salmander> And then this odd music begins to fill the sub
  67. [2011-11-21 21:26:49] <TheRaven> "Interesting. Test it on anything yet?"
  68. [2011-11-21 21:26:53] <Sequence> "Oh wow."
  69. [2011-11-21 21:26:54] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As-V14W8H2E
  70. [2011-11-21 21:26:55] <Glacon> Salmander: Mario Paint Music - BGM 1 - length 2m 1s - rated 5.00/5.0 (241) - 23128 views - supahmario1 on 2009.08.08
  71. [2011-11-21 21:27:05] <Sequence> Eva examines her hands.
  72. [2011-11-21 21:27:09] <Salmander> PAUSE
  73. [2011-11-21 21:27:16] <Salmander> Listen to the music while we wait
  74. [2011-11-21 21:27:27] <NullAshton> "..what."
  75. [2011-11-21 21:27:28] <Salmander> Everyone playing post your character sheets if you'd please
  76. [2011-11-21 21:27:53] <Soulless> http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:alicia
  77. [2011-11-21 21:27:56] <Daedalize> "Nothing alive, yet. Raw meat. Various tissue samples."
  78. [2011-11-21 21:28:00] <Heiden> http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:martin-stephens
  79. [2011-11-21 21:28:18] <Daedalize> http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:sigrun-macmanus
  80. [2011-11-21 21:28:29] <minmin> http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:frederic-wang
  81. [2011-11-21 21:28:31] <Sequence> http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:eva-volgorde
  82. [2011-11-21 21:28:37] <Heiden> Blocky though they are, Martin's knuckles still whiten as he grips the seat he's in.
  83. [2011-11-21 21:28:58] <Salmander> Stand by for descriptions
  84. [2011-11-21 21:29:02] <Sequence> Eva holds her hands up to the light and flexes them, absolutely fascinated.
  85. [2011-11-21 21:29:51] <minmin> Frederic is at a loss. He had not prepared tor this at all.
  86. [2011-11-21 21:30:23] <Salmander> Looking at herself, Eva notices she is becoming dressed in rather skimpy denim overalls. There's a wrench in one hand and her knives in the other. One eye appears to have been replaced by a glowing mechanical one, and one arm is hydraulic. Her hair is brass in colour.
  87. [2011-11-21 21:31:14] <Salmander> Jack gains a highly detailed scar along the side of his cheek and a cowboy hat. His rifle is replaced with a shotgun, and he of course has a piece of straw hanging from his mouth.
  88. [2011-11-21 21:32:18] -->| E4D (Mibbit@synIRC-5025092E.atw.dyn.suddenlink.net) has joined #redpool
  89. [2011-11-21 21:32:36] <Salmander> Stoat becomes much more mousey in appearance. Her nose is a bit longer and her features are more frail. In some astounding twist of logic her hair descends to her feet and is neon green in colour.
  90. [2011-11-21 21:32:57] <Soulless> Mousey like mouse ears, whiskers?
  91. [2011-11-21 21:33:22] <Salmander> Stephens gets a lab coat and the good ol' metal disc on a band on his head. For some reason he can't stop smiling. he's a bit more pudgy now, too.
  92. [2011-11-21 21:33:27] <Salmander> Mousey as in dainty
  93. [2011-11-21 21:33:40] <Soulless> K
  94. [2011-11-21 21:34:21] <Salmander> Sigrun becomes short and is immediately clad in viking gear. She's about 4 feet tall now. Her gun is still operational, but she'll find a battleaxe attached to her back.
  95. [2011-11-21 21:34:23] <Sequence> Eva has mixed feelings about this. She likes her arm and hair, but her clothes? Seriously, what the hell can she do in these? And what's with this glow every time she looks at things?
  96. [2011-11-21 21:35:14] <TheRaven> Taggart is rather indifferent to this, providing it's reversible.
  97. [2011-11-21 21:35:56] <Salmander> Dmitri's hair becomes streaked in blue and he has a bandana around his head. Hanging on his back is a broadsword. His shoes are now leather.
  98. [2011-11-21 21:36:04] <Salmander> UNPAUSE
  99. [2011-11-21 21:36:12] <Soulless> "Squeak."
  100. [2011-11-21 21:36:16] <Salmander> The sub still pervades the obnoxious music
  101. [2011-11-21 21:36:26] <Soulless> Stoat's amusement level is -50/100.
  102. [2011-11-21 21:36:29] <Heiden> "What. Just. Happened."
  103. [2011-11-21 21:36:31] <minmin> "...what's up with WOAHLY SHIT how did that happen?"
  104. [2011-11-21 21:36:35] <Heiden> Martin is fucking /seething/.
  105. [2011-11-21 21:36:42] <minmin> "Is that a /broadsword/?"
  106. [2011-11-21 21:36:47] <Salmander> But it appears to have surfaced in some sprite-made, pixellated underground cavern. Pipes jut out from the cavern walls
  107. [2011-11-21 21:36:48] -->| Scantron (Mibbit@synIRC-48EABF2F.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #redpool
  108. [2011-11-21 21:36:51] <Sequence> "Hey, guys, do I have a flashlight on my head or something?"
  109. [2011-11-21 21:36:55] <TheRaven> "Fucking wonderful. I'd better get my fucking gun back when this is done with."
  110. [2011-11-21 21:37:06] <Daedalize> Sigrun examines herself and the others, then nods. "Apparently we are all to be video game stereotypes now."
  111. [2011-11-21 21:37:08] <minmin> "Your eye just seems cyborgy."
  112. [2011-11-21 21:37:18] <Soulless> "...Eva. Your eye is robots."
  113. [2011-11-21 21:37:36] <TheRaven> "Christ, I'm a marksman. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a shotgun?"
  114. [2011-11-21 21:37:39] <NullAshton> Dmitri just.... stares at everyone. And then stares at himself. Then looks on his back, taking out the broadsword and staring at it. "I.... uh..." He has no words at the moment.
  115. [2011-11-21 21:37:50] <Sequence> Eva prods it. "That is just fucking awesome! I hope I can keep it. It seems useful."
  116. [2011-11-21 21:38:02] <Heiden> "We are going to complete this mission, we are going to go home, and we are never going to speak of this again. Is this acceptable?"
  117. [2011-11-21 21:38:24] <Salmander> It's probably safe to exit the sub. And get away from the music.
  118. [2011-11-21 21:38:24] <NullAshton> "...agreed."
  119. [2011-11-21 21:38:27] <Soulless> Stoat stumbles around with really long fucking hair. She'll adapt to this.
  120. [2011-11-21 21:38:59] <Sequence> Eva laughs. She can deal with this. It's just like the games she played as a kid. Maybe they'll jump on enemies to kill them.
  121. [2011-11-21 21:39:14] <TheRaven> Taggart steps out, racking the pump of his shotgun.
  122. [2011-11-21 21:39:30] <Soulless> She climbs out of the sub and rips one of the sleeves of her clothing, binding up her hair so that it's out of the way. Now it's one huge as shit ponytail but it
  123. [2011-11-21 21:39:33] <Heiden> The Doctor unstraps himself and walks out, feeling distinctly ridiculous.
  124. [2011-11-21 21:39:38] <Soulless> it's better than HAIR EVERYHERE.
  125. [2011-11-21 21:39:40] <minmin> "Wait, I still look pretty much the-"
  126. [2011-11-21 21:39:49] <Daedalize> Sigrun removes the battleaxe from her back, carrying it in her left hand with her pistol in the right.
  127. [2011-11-21 21:39:53] <Salmander> Fred gains elvin ears for no apparent reason and has blue eyes. His hair is blond and long. He has a BIIIIIG bow on his back.
  128. [2011-11-21 21:39:56] <Sequence> Eva throws her wrench into the air and catches it again. "I /like/ this arm."
  129. [2011-11-21 21:40:08] <minmin> "-same."
  130. [2011-11-21 21:40:24] <NullAshton> Dmitri puts the broadsword away for now... somehow attaching to his back, before taking out his pistol if it's still there and stepping out with the others.
  131. [2011-11-21 21:40:27] <Soulless> "Fred you are an elf."
  132. [2011-11-21 21:40:31] <Sequence> She glances at Fred and tries not to laugh.
  133. [2011-11-21 21:40:45] <Sequence> "You really are, Fred."
  134. [2011-11-21 21:40:46] <Soulless> Says ms. princess Stoat.
  135. [2011-11-21 21:40:49] <minmin> "...dafuck."
  136. [2011-11-21 21:40:58] <Salmander> As they exit the sub they're hit with different music
  137. [2011-11-21 21:41:04] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmA2ruTWqM
  138. [2011-11-21 21:41:05] <minmin> "I don't even know how to handle a bow, goddammit."
  139. [2011-11-21 21:41:07] <Glacon> Salmander: Underground Sewer: Chrono Trigger Music - length 2m 8s - rated 4.86/5.0 (58) - 26833 views - constantlimit on 2008.02.15
  140. [2011-11-21 21:41:22] <Sequence> "Ooh, I like this music."
  141. [2011-11-21 21:41:42] <Salmander> The pipes along the sides of the cave lead onwards
  142. [2011-11-21 21:41:52] <TheRaven> "Note to self: get a fucking Ipod." He starts humming Never Be Moved.
  143. [2011-11-21 21:42:02] <Daedalize> "I must admit, I am not familiar with ze wielding of an axe."
  144. [2011-11-21 21:42:05] <Soulless> Stoat peers as far as the eye can see and hears as far as she can listen past the music.
  145. [2011-11-21 21:42:11] <Soulless> Perception roll?
  146. [2011-11-21 21:42:11] <Sequence> Eva bobs her head as she bounces along, swinging her wrench.
  147. [2011-11-21 21:42:29] <TheRaven> "Don't forget everyone, this is still a hostile environment."
  148. [2011-11-21 21:42:35] <minmin> "Well, at least none of us got turned into a frog or turtle or some other shit."
  149. [2011-11-21 21:43:00] <Salmander> The entire area is still pixelated. Perception beyond normal means seems impossible.
  150. [2011-11-21 21:43:05] <Sequence> Wait. These skimpy denim overalls, is that all she's wearing?
  151. [2011-11-21 21:43:12] <Salmander> And shoes
  152. [2011-11-21 21:43:16] <--| Strife has left #redpool
  153. [2011-11-21 21:43:26] <Sequence> Eva immediately decides this is not cool at all.
  154. [2011-11-21 21:43:43] <Sequence> Seriously, not even a bra? This is going to be /painful/.
  155. [2011-11-21 21:43:55] <Salmander> Beneath your feet is a mishmash of earth and metal planking
  156. [2011-11-21 21:43:58] <Heiden> "This is the worst joke that's been played in quite some time."
  157. [2011-11-21 21:44:06] <Soulless> Stoat attempts to perceive as much as possible.
  158. [2011-11-21 21:44:19] <Sequence> Eva stops bouncing along and tries to cover up as much as possible.
  159. [2011-11-21 21:44:33] <NullAshton> Dmitri sees if he can open a party inventory screen.
  160. [2011-11-21 21:44:39] <Daedalize> Sigrun pats the Viking armor appreciatively. It is uncomfortable, but well made.
  161. [2011-11-21 21:44:39] <Soulless> Or at least get as much of a bearings as possible to tell everyone else.
  162. [2011-11-21 21:44:46] <Salmander> No party inventory screen opens unfortunately
  163. [2011-11-21 21:45:29] <TheRaven> "Let's get this over with. Fall in!"
  164. [2011-11-21 21:45:38] <Heiden> Stephens doesn't play video games. He is in a tiny, confusing hell.
  165. [2011-11-21 21:45:44] <NullAshton> Dmitri damns. Map of the area? Objective screen?
  166. [2011-11-21 21:45:45] <minmin> On the other hand, Fred looks in his bag, and finds his carrying case unsurprisingly looks like an inventory.
  167. [2011-11-21 21:45:51] <minmin> "Heh, cool!"
  168. [2011-11-21 21:46:14] <Soulless> Stoat attempts to bring up the map.
  169. [2011-11-21 21:46:26] <Salmander> In the corner of everyone's vision is a minimap displaying the immediate area and surrounding individuals
  170. [2011-11-21 21:46:28] <Sequence> Eva attempts to put her knives into a subspace pocket or something.
  171. [2011-11-21 21:46:29] <TheRaven> Are there any obvious paths?
  172. [2011-11-21 21:46:36] <Sequence> "Oh, woah, minimap. I like those."
  173. [2011-11-21 21:46:40] <Soulless> "...Can anyone else see that?"
  174. [2011-11-21 21:46:43] <Salmander> There's just one path forward
  175. [2011-11-21 21:47:00] <Daedalize> "I suppose this iz ze dungeon, then? And ve must kill ze boss."
  176. [2011-11-21 21:47:07] <TheRaven> "Alright everybody, fall in and keep an eye out. Let's go."
  177. [2011-11-21 21:47:13] <minmin> "Or die trying."
  178. [2011-11-21 21:47:14] <Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat sneaks.
  179. [2011-11-21 21:47:14] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat sneaks.: 8 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 4-, 0, 0, 3+)
  180. [2011-11-21 21:47:17] <TheRaven> He starts towards the path.
  181. [2011-11-21 21:47:21] <minmin> "...say, if you die in here, do you die in real life?"
  182. [2011-11-21 21:47:29] <Sequence> "Probably."
  183. [2011-11-21 21:47:31] <TheRaven> "I wouldn't test it."
  184. [2011-11-21 21:47:32] <NullAshton> "Yes. And then music will play, and then everything will fade out and we'll be out of this place."
  185. [2011-11-21 21:47:33] <Salmander> Sneaky sneaky
  186. [2011-11-21 21:47:44] <Soulless> Sneaky Sneaky Stoat looks for hidden traps.
  187. [2011-11-21 21:47:54] <Soulless> 6df+8 perception traps, monsters, etc.
  188. [2011-11-21 21:47:55] <Glacon> Soulless: perception traps, monsters, etc.: 11 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 0, 0, 3+, 0)
  189. [2011-11-21 21:48:09] <Heiden> Martin falls in behind, arms crossed, thoroughly determined to have no fun whatsoever.
  190. [2011-11-21 21:48:09] <Salmander> As Taggart takes his twentieth step or so, the world flashes
  191. [2011-11-21 21:48:14] <Salmander> Everything fades
  192. [2011-11-21 21:48:16] <NullAshton> "...I would recommend 'using' any oddly glittery floating spots."
  193. [2011-11-21 21:48:19] <Daedalize> "I do hope zis iz not turn-based. It vould be awkward-"
  194. [2011-11-21 21:48:24] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s355mlGUt1c
  195. [2011-11-21 21:48:25] <Glacon> Salmander: Golden Sun - Normal Battle - length 1m 34s - rated 4.93/5.0 (347) - 84600 views - silvosforever on 2008.02.09
  196. [2011-11-21 21:48:32] <Heiden> "WHAT IS THIS"
  197. [2011-11-21 21:48:34] <Heiden> "WHAT IS HAPPENING"
  198. [2011-11-21 21:48:36] <minmin> "Whowhaaaaaaa-?"
  199. [2011-11-21 21:48:37] <Heiden> "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING"
  200. [2011-11-21 21:48:41] <Sequence> "Ooh, we're in a battle!"
  201. [2011-11-21 21:48:44] <Heiden> "WHAT"
  202. [2011-11-21 21:48:52] <Salmander> And suddenly you're in an enclosed cavern, facing two small mole-like creatures
  203. [2011-11-21 21:48:55] <Sequence> "Shut up and enjoy it!"
  204. [2011-11-21 21:49:01] <NullAshton> "...what."
  205. [2011-11-21 21:49:08] <Soulless> Stoat takes genetic fighting post @1.
  206. [2011-11-21 21:49:11] <Heiden> Martin has crossed exasperation and annoyance into some kind of ascended state of utter bewilderment.
  207. [2011-11-21 21:49:11] <Soulless> *#1
  208. [2011-11-21 21:49:18] <Heiden> He's like a Super Saiyan of being fucking annoyed.
  209. [2011-11-21 21:49:22] <minmin> Fred is half-grinning, half-mortified at how totally awesome and ridiculous this is.
  210. [2011-11-21 21:49:29] <TheRaven> "Fuck, I hope this thing doesn't stick to the usual videogame shotgun style." He racks the pump, checking the shell. Standard 00 buckshot, I'd assume.
  211. [2011-11-21 21:49:36] <Sequence> Eva spins her wrench in front of her, taking a pose totally ripped from a popular video game.
  212. [2011-11-21 21:49:43] <Salmander> Thank god it's the party's turn first. Attack the creatures
  213. [2011-11-21 21:49:47] <minmin> He readies his pistol. Fuck the bow.
  214. [2011-11-21 21:50:13] <Daedalize> Sigrun hefts the axe over her shoulder, looks at it for a moment, then shrugs and raises her gun.
  215. [2011-11-21 21:50:15] <TheRaven> 6df+8 "This had fucking well better work..."
  216. [2011-11-21 21:50:16] <Glacon> TheRaven: "This had fucking well better work...": 11 (6df+8=0, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 3+)
  217. [2011-11-21 21:50:52] <Sequence> 6df+4 knife throw!
  218. [2011-11-21 21:50:52] <Daedalize> 6df+7 GUN OF FREEZING +2!!!
  219. [2011-11-21 21:50:53] <Glacon> Sequence: knife throw!: 5 (6df+4=0, 0, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
  220. [2011-11-21 21:50:53] <Glacon> Daedalize: GUN OF FREEZING +2!!!: 6 (6df+7=3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
  221. [2011-11-21 21:51:00] <Salmander> Taggart shoots a mole creature. It stumbles back then moves forward again. A red 11 appears over its head
  222. [2011-11-21 21:51:02] <Sequence> At number 2!
  223. [2011-11-21 21:51:03] <minmin> 6df+6 BANG BANG I cast Lead Missle!
  224. [2011-11-21 21:51:03] <Glacon> minmin: BANG BANG I cast Lead Missle!: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
  225. [2011-11-21 21:51:11] <Soulless> 6df+8 She fires, attempting to slice the neck or skull at #1.
  226. [2011-11-21 21:51:11] <Glacon> Soulless: She fires, attempting to slice the neck or skull at #1.: 8 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  227. [2011-11-21 21:51:30] <Salmander> Numbers appear over their heads as either one is shot. They both expire by the end of the turn
  228. [2011-11-21 21:51:38] <Salmander> And explode
  229. [2011-11-21 21:51:47] <Salmander> The music changes
  230. [2011-11-21 21:51:48] <--| Scantron has left #redpool
  231. [2011-11-21 21:51:55] <minmin> "...no coins? Hm."
  232. [2011-11-21 21:51:57] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huQoDlHmqrE
  233. [2011-11-21 21:51:58] <Glacon> Salmander: Final Fantasy IV (II) Music: Victory Fanfare - length 38s - rated 4.88/5.0 (160) - 71431 views - constantlimit on 2008.02.14
  234. [2011-11-21 21:52:06] <Salmander> Everyone suddenly finds gold in their pocket
  235. [2011-11-21 21:52:11] <TheRaven> "Alright, I can work with this." He checks his sidearm. If I had to guess, I'd say it's a Colt SAA.
  236. [2011-11-21 21:52:14] <minmin> "Ooh, there it is."
  237. [2011-11-21 21:52:28] <Sequence> "Ooh, nice.
  238. [2011-11-21 21:52:45] <Sequence> Eva does a little dance to the music.
  239. [2011-11-21 21:52:49] <Sequence> It just feels /right/.
  240. [2011-11-21 21:52:53] <Heiden> Martin's eyes bug out a little bit. A stifled noise of outrage escapes him. He does no dance.
  241. [2011-11-21 21:53:01] <Salmander> A little blue light appears under Taggart and envelopes him. Then he's there again, but he looks a but gruffer. +1 perception Taggart.
  242. [2011-11-21 21:53:05] <Soulless> Stoat does nothing.
  243. [2011-11-21 21:53:13] <TheRaven> "..."
  244. [2011-11-21 21:53:13] <Daedalize> "I do not expect zere vill be a shop in ze dungeon."
  245. [2011-11-21 21:53:23] <Sequence> "I dunno, in some games there are."
  246. [2011-11-21 21:53:28] <NullAshton> Dmitri pauses as the fight is over as soon as it begins. "Okay, I think the pool is just fucking with us."
  247. [2011-11-21 21:53:35] <Sequence> "Maybe a moogle or something."
  248. [2011-11-21 21:53:36] <TheRaven> "That was interesting."
  249. [2011-11-21 21:53:37] <Soulless> "We should keep moving."
  250. [2011-11-21 21:53:38] <Salmander> Then they're back in the cavern
  251. [2011-11-21 21:53:41] <minmin> "If there is a shop, who'd be selling the goods?"
  252. [2011-11-21 21:53:43] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmA2ruTWqM
  253. [2011-11-21 21:53:44] <Glacon> Salmander: Underground Sewer: Chrono Trigger Music - length 2m 8s - rated 4.86/5.0 (58) - 26833 views - constantlimit on 2008.02.15
  254. [2011-11-21 21:53:47] <NullAshton> "Right. If you do see anyone that does not immediately attack us, do not attack them. At all.
  255. [2011-11-21 21:54:09] <minmin> "Yknow, I'd rather not have a shop if it means facing another possibly sentient being."
  256. [2011-11-21 21:54:13] <Soulless> Stoat continues sneaking. SNEAKING! To avoid Monster!
  257. [2011-11-21 21:54:27] <Daedalize> "If zey appear on ze map, it vill either be an NPC, a cutscene, or ze boss."
  258. [2011-11-21 21:54:35] <Sequence> Eva traipses along. Fuck her clothes, and fuck this shit, she's going to have some fun.
  259. [2011-11-21 21:54:36] <NullAshton> Dmitri sneaksneakfollows after Stoat.
  260. [2011-11-21 21:54:43] <Salmander> In spite of what you may try doing, every person seems to walk in single file
  261. [2011-11-21 21:54:50] <NullAshton> 6df+2 sneaksneakfail oh dammit
  262. [2011-11-21 21:54:51] <Glacon> NullAshton: sneaksneakfail oh dammit: 0 (6df+2=0, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  263. [2011-11-21 21:55:00] <Soulless> "Don't follow me."
  264. [2011-11-21 21:55:07] <Sequence> "I'm trying not to, Stoat!"
  265. [2011-11-21 21:55:15] <NullAshton> "I don't think we have a choice in the matter..."
  266. [2011-11-21 21:55:15] <Soulless> "Talking to this guy."
  267. [2011-11-21 21:55:16] <Sequence> "I think you're the party leader."
  268. [2011-11-21 21:55:27] <minmin> Who's at the front now?
  269. [2011-11-21 21:55:32] <Soulless> "Par-" Stoat gains a flatface. Stoat's at the front.
  270. [2011-11-21 21:55:46] <Heiden> Stephens is keeping in the middle of their line. He's not liking it, though.
  271. [2011-11-21 21:55:48] <Daedalize> "It iz ze law of ze game. Iz preferable to being merged into ze main character's body."
  272. [2011-11-21 21:55:51] <Heiden> "This is absurd," he says sourly.
  273. [2011-11-21 21:55:59] <Sequence> Eva laughs. "Don't worry, I think you'll be good at it!"
  274. [2011-11-21 21:56:06] <Salmander> The cave begins reaching an end
  275. [2011-11-21 21:56:12] <Salmander> You can see light up ahead
  276. [2011-11-21 21:56:13] <minmin> Frederic stops to observe a shiny rock, and finds himself dragged by the heels along the line as if by soem invisible force
  277. [2011-11-21 21:56:14] <minmin> *some
  278. [2011-11-21 21:56:24] <minmin> "FUCKfuckfuckfuck"
  279. [2011-11-21 21:56:34] <NullAshton> Dmitri has a sudden thought. Checks pockets for potions.
  280. [2011-11-21 21:56:35] <Soulless> She continues SNEAKING. Her SNEAK appears to cover everyone else in the party, like magic.
  281. [2011-11-21 21:56:46] <Salmander> No potions, sadly
  282. [2011-11-21 21:56:57] <Salmander> As you reach the end of the cave
  283. [2011-11-21 21:57:01] <Salmander> Everything fades to white
  284. [2011-11-21 21:57:12] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-esjQV_Ctyw
  285. [2011-11-21 21:57:13] <Glacon> Salmander: pokemon red,blue,yellow Route theme 2 - length 1m 18s - rated 5.00/5.0 (4) - 377 views - candyisbroke on 2010.06.20
  286. [2011-11-21 21:57:24] <Soulless> "...My childhood..."
  287. [2011-11-21 21:57:31] <Salmander> And then ahead of you is a dirt road. Off to the side is TALL GRASS
  288. [2011-11-21 21:57:49] <NullAshton> Dmitri stares at the tall grass. And then facepalms.
  289. [2011-11-21 21:57:49] <Sequence> "Aaah, I love this song! Oh, tall grass! We can get pokemon there!"
  290. [2011-11-21 21:58:01] <Heiden> "We can get what."
  291. [2011-11-21 21:58:03] <Soulless> "Let's just take care of this."
  292. [2011-11-21 21:58:07] <NullAshton> Dmitri sighs, and checks his pockets for pokeballs...
  293. [2011-11-21 21:58:08] <Sequence> Eva checks her pockets for pokeballs.
  294. [2011-11-21 21:58:11] <minmin> "Sweet jeebus."
  295. [2011-11-21 21:58:17] <minmin> Fred checks his bag for pokeballs
  296. [2011-11-21 21:58:33] <minmin> "Have you /ever/ played the games?" He turns to Eva and Dmitri with a scowl.
  297. [2011-11-21 21:58:37] <Soulless> Stoat checks for pokeballs as she continues down the path, looking for NPC's and trainers.
  298. [2011-11-21 21:58:38] <Salmander> No pokeballs
  299. [2011-11-21 21:58:45] <minmin> "...dang."
  300. [2011-11-21 21:58:47] <Salmander> There's a man standing by a ledge
  301. [2011-11-21 21:58:48] <Sequence> Eva looks offended. "Of course I have!"
  302. [2011-11-21 21:58:51] <TheRaven> Taggart just slips another shell into his shotgun.
  303. [2011-11-21 21:58:59] <Salmander> Just a young boy with a cap and a backpack
  304. [2011-11-21 21:59:15] <Sequence> "Hello over there!"
  305. [2011-11-21 21:59:17] <NullAshton> "...dammit. Right. Just slip by that guy, don't walk in front of him..."
  306. [2011-11-21 21:59:19] <Soulless> Stoat continues to use SNEAK. She notices and wonders if they have to pass them to move on.
  307. [2011-11-21 21:59:29] <Soulless> Is there a way around?
  308. [2011-11-21 21:59:39] <Salmander> He seems to be standing by the only passage by the ledge
  309. [2011-11-21 21:59:45] <Salmander> *around
  310. [2011-11-21 21:59:56] <Heiden> Stephens says tersely, "Is there a problem?"
  311. [2011-11-21 22:00:19] <minmin> Fred, meanwhile, attempts to climb the ledge.
  312. [2011-11-21 22:00:30] <Salmander> He cannot climb the knee-high ledge
  313. [2011-11-21 22:00:39] <Sequence> Eva prods Stoat. "You're the part leader, go talk to them."
  314. [2011-11-21 22:00:43] <Daedalize> "He has already spoken. Ve shall have to battle him, I expect. Or rather, his monsters."
  315. [2011-11-21 22:00:56] <NullAshton> "Er. Right. Except we don't have any, so..."
  316. [2011-11-21 22:00:58] <minmin> Fred experiences a crippling bout of acrophobia upon reaching the ledge.
  317. [2011-11-21 22:01:00] <Heiden> "Battle."
  318. [2011-11-21 22:01:01] <Heiden> "His monsters."
  319. [2011-11-21 22:01:08] <Heiden> "He's half our size."
  320. [2011-11-21 22:01:14] <Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat uses SNEAK to try and walk past him with the party. SNEAKILY.
  321. [2011-11-21 22:01:14] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat uses SNEAK to try and walk past him with the party. SNEAKILY.: 5 (6df+8=0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  322. [2011-11-21 22:01:14] <TheRaven> "Shotgun beats everything."
  323. [2011-11-21 22:01:20] <Heiden> Stephens is fucking quaking with rage.
  324. [2011-11-21 22:01:31] <NullAshton> "...do you not know what pokemon is?"
  325. [2011-11-21 22:01:37] <Sequence> "No, let's just ask him to move."
  326. [2011-11-21 22:01:38] <Salmander> As Stoat passes by him an exclamation mark immediately appears over his head
  327. [2011-11-21 22:01:46] <minmin> "Do you not know what /shotgun/ is?
  328. [2011-11-21 22:01:48] <minmin> "
  329. [2011-11-21 22:01:52] <Soulless> "...Oh for fu-"
  330. [2011-11-21 22:02:00] <Salmander> You're frozen solid
  331. [2011-11-21 22:02:13] <Heiden> "GOD DAMN IT, NO."
  332. [2011-11-21 22:02:15] <Sequence> Eva tries to say "Oh fuck"
  333. [2011-11-21 22:02:19] <Salmander> The boy walks over to Stoat
  334. [2011-11-21 22:02:33] <minmin> "DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI" Fred attempts to mimic the opening sound for a battle.
  335. [2011-11-21 22:02:39] <Soulless> Stoat fucking does not meet its gaze.
  336. [2011-11-21 22:02:45] <Salmander> "WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHECK OUT MY RATTATA? IT IS IN THE TOP PERCENTILE OF RATTATAS!"
  337. [2011-11-21 22:02:54] <Salmander> The world flashes
  338. [2011-11-21 22:02:56] <Salmander> Oh shi-
  339. [2011-11-21 22:02:57] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jmty_NiaXc
  340. [2011-11-21 22:02:58] <Daedalize> Sigrun snickers.
  341. [2011-11-21 22:03:00] <Glacon> Salmander: Pokemon Red, Yellow, Blue Battle Music- Trainer - length 4m 10s - rated 4.93/5.0 (2749) - 610782 views - pokemasterCrystal on 2008.03.22
  342. [2011-11-21 22:03:03] <Sequence> Eva snickers.
  343. [2011-11-21 22:03:13] <Sequence> She can't help it.
  344. [2011-11-21 22:03:27] <Soulless> "..."
  345. [2011-11-21 22:03:33] |<-- Wombat has left irc.synirc.net (Ping timeout)
  346. [2011-11-21 22:03:33] <Salmander> And suddenly you're standing in an almost abstract battlefield. The boy throws his ball and out pops a small rodent creature.
  347. [2011-11-21 22:03:35] <Sequence> "Look kid, we don't have any pokeman."
  348. [2011-11-21 22:03:57] <Daedalize> "I imagine it vill be a one-on-one fight."
  349. [2011-11-21 22:03:58] <Salmander> The boy is gone
  350. [2011-11-21 22:03:58] <Soulless> Stoat gains an idea.
  351. [2011-11-21 22:04:01] <Heiden> Dr. Stephens /loses/ it. He grabs the closest implement to hand - oh god, the personalized handheld dental drill that Ms. Williamson handed to him earlier! No, Martin, no!
  352. [2011-11-21 22:04:03] <Salmander> All there is is a rattata
  353. [2011-11-21 22:04:16] <Salmander> Oh god no rattata!
  354. [2011-11-21 22:04:23] <Heiden> "I'll check out your goddamned 'rattata'. Hold still. This will only hurt for a moment."
  355. [2011-11-21 22:04:24] <NullAshton> Dmitri has his best imitation of a poker face as all of this goes on. He's not sure whether to laugh or just shake his head at all that's going on.
  356. [2011-11-21 22:04:31] <Soulless> "...SIGRUN. I CHOOSE YOU!"
  357. [2011-11-21 22:04:32] <Heiden> > COMBAT DENTISTRY
  358. [2011-11-21 22:04:38] <Heiden> _> SURGEON'S DELIGHT
  359. [2011-11-21 22:04:42] <Soulless> She sees if this does anything.
  360. [2011-11-21 22:04:44] <Heiden> __> ROOT CANALS OF VENICE
  361. [2011-11-21 22:04:44] <Salmander> 10 PP left
  362. [2011-11-21 22:04:47] <Sequence> Eva tackles Martin.
  363. [2011-11-21 22:04:49] <Heiden> 4df+8 DRILL THAT FUCKER
  364. [2011-11-21 22:04:49] <Glacon> Heiden: DRILL THAT FUCKER: 11 (4df+8=0, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  365. [2011-11-21 22:05:03] <Daedalize> Sigrun stares at Stoat.
  366. [2011-11-21 22:05:09] <Sequence> REDACT
  367. [2011-11-21 22:05:19] <Salmander> Martin does not miss. The rattata is reduced to a bloody pulp.
  368. [2011-11-21 22:05:26] <Soulless> "...Worth a try." She says in apologetics to Sigrun.
  369. [2011-11-21 22:05:33] <Soulless> It seems just killing it will work.
  370. [2011-11-21 22:05:33] <Heiden> Dr. Stephens is 'operating'.
  371. [2011-11-21 22:05:43] <Heiden> It is not a slow death.
  372. [2011-11-21 22:05:47] <minmin> Fred looks on, mortified.
  373. [2011-11-21 22:05:48] <Soulless> "So we are not bound by the rules."
  374. [2011-11-21 22:06:01] <minmin> "Maybe...maybe it's just fainted?"
  375. [2011-11-21 22:06:01] <Soulless> Stoat nods this.
  376. [2011-11-21 22:06:02] <Sequence> Eva watches, morbidly interested.
  377. [2011-11-21 22:06:03] <Daedalize> "I doubt zat it vill die for good. Merely become unconscious, somehow."
  378. [2011-11-21 22:06:11] <Salmander> Indeed, thanks to the dentists's high speed he was able to make the first move, and he did not miss.
  379. [2011-11-21 22:06:25] <Salmander> A small bar floating above the rattata quickly drops to zero
  380. [2011-11-21 22:06:26] <NullAshton> "Yeah. Stick it into a ball, put it into a... machine... thing... and good as new."
  381. [2011-11-21 22:06:36] <Salmander> Its eyes turn into swirlies.
  382. [2011-11-21 22:06:39] <minmin> "That opens up an interesting possibility: we can die here without actually 'dying', just fainting."
  383. [2011-11-21 22:06:51] <Sequence> "That'll be useful."
  384. [2011-11-21 22:06:54] <Soulless> "I will not be carrying everyone's corpses to town."
  385. [2011-11-21 22:07:02] <Heiden> "Ohhhh, no. No, no, no. You're leaving forever, you fucking rat."
  386. [2011-11-21 22:07:04] <Daedalize> "Ve are not Pocket Monsters. And ze monsters from before exploded.
  387. [2011-11-21 22:07:05] <Daedalize> "
  388. [2011-11-21 22:07:08] <Heiden> *stomp*
  389. [2011-11-21 22:07:09] <NullAshton> "No, you get half of your money taken away and wake up at the nearest pokemon ceter."
  390. [2011-11-21 22:07:14] <Sequence> "Oh god, don't!"
  391. [2011-11-21 22:07:16] <NullAshton> center*
  392. [2011-11-21 22:07:31] -->| Dexanote (~chatzilla@synIRC-45EC61BA.home.cgocable.net) has joined #redpool
  393. [2011-11-21 22:07:34] <--| Dexanote has left #redpool
  394. [2011-11-21 22:07:36] <minmin> Fred shrugs. "I'm not keen on being mugged by a courteous criminal boy."
  395. [2011-11-21 22:07:37] -->| Dexanote (~chatzilla@synIRC-45EC61BA.home.cgocable.net) has joined #redpool
  396. [2011-11-21 22:07:44] <Salmander> The rattata suddenly disappears. The boy appears again.
  397. [2011-11-21 22:08:01] <NullAshton> Dmitri curiously checks to see if the gold is still in his pocket.
  398. [2011-11-21 22:08:05] <Salmander> "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE REAL TRAINER HERE!"
  399. [2011-11-21 22:08:10] <Salmander> Gold's still there
  400. [2011-11-21 22:08:16] <Sequence> "Could you please stop shouting?"
  401. [2011-11-21 22:08:20] <Salmander> Everything fades to white
  402. [2011-11-21 22:08:29] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-esjQV_Ctyw
  403. [2011-11-21 22:08:30] <Glacon> Salmander: pokemon red,blue,yellow Route theme 2 - length 1m 18s - rated 5.00/5.0 (4) - 377 views - candyisbroke on 2010.06.20
  404. [2011-11-21 22:08:55] <Salmander> Martin finds several odd looking coins in his hand. The boy is standing still again. you're free to pass
  405. [2011-11-21 22:09:34] <Sequence> "Uh, excuse me, but where are we?"
  406. [2011-11-21 22:09:40] * Heiden reaches forward to grab the boy in a hold he knows all too well. He attempts to give a single vicious twist.
  407. [2011-11-21 22:09:54] <NullAshton> "Right then.... moving o..." He sighs as they attempt to talk to him.
  408. [2011-11-21 22:09:54] <Heiden> 4df+12 Tapping Espionage-trained.
  409. [2011-11-21 22:09:54] <Glacon> Heiden: Tapping Espionage-trained.: 13 (4df+12=4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
  410. [2011-11-21 22:09:59] <Daedalize> "Hmm... one moment." Sigrun checks her bag for a town map.
  411. [2011-11-21 22:10:09] <Salmander> Martin finds his hands bumping against some invisible barrier. It makes this muffled, low noise.
  412. [2011-11-21 22:10:17] <Sequence> Eva smacks Martin. "I was asking him a question!"
  413. [2011-11-21 22:10:26] <Sequence> "Excuse me, boy, where are we?"
  414. [2011-11-21 22:10:30] <Salmander> There is no town map, but the path ahead is obvious.
  415. [2011-11-21 22:10:40] <Salmander> "WOW, YOU SURE BEAT MY RATTATA."
  416. [2011-11-21 22:10:42] <TheRaven> "When I said 'don't get killed', I didn't mean 'kill everything you meet'."
  417. [2011-11-21 22:10:51] <Sequence> "That isn't what I asked. Where are we?"
  418. [2011-11-21 22:10:55] <Heiden> Martin's eyes are getting /bloodshot/ now. His fists continue to clench of their own accord. "We are in hell."
  419. [2011-11-21 22:10:58] <NullAshton> "Obviously we're killing everything we meet for science."
  420. [2011-11-21 22:11:11] <Sequence> "God damn, have you never played a game before in your life?"
  421. [2011-11-21 22:11:15] <TheRaven> "Let's just go."
  422. [2011-11-21 22:11:22] <Salmander> "WOW, YOU SURE BEAT MY RATTATA."
  423. [2011-11-21 22:11:23] <NullAshton> Right.
  424. [2011-11-21 22:11:34] <Sequence> Eva sighs and troops onwards,
  425. [2011-11-21 22:11:48] <Salmander> Up ahead is a town
  426. [2011-11-21 22:11:49] <NullAshton> Dmitri heads onward past the trainer. "Yes, any question you ask him will result in him saying that..."
  427. [2011-11-21 22:12:20] <minmin> "Welcome to the land of free healthcare and welfare services. How may I assist your economy?"
  428. [2011-11-21 22:12:23] <Salmander> As you move towards it the music slowly fades into another track http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BUXsqx0gRI
  429. [2011-11-21 22:12:25] <Glacon> Salmander: Zelda: A Link to the Past Music - Kakariko Village - length 2m 6s - rated 4.98/5.0 (212) - 48240 views - Renegade466isback on 2009.04.03
  430. [2011-11-21 22:12:58] <NullAshton> Dmitri puts his gun away, and takes out his broadsword for reasons unknown.
  431. [2011-11-21 22:13:14] <Sequence> Eva laughs. "I remember this! This is Zelda!"
  432. [2011-11-21 22:13:18] <TheRaven> Taggart is all of the flatface. "Get the item, beat the big dude, leave. This one is simple."
  433. [2011-11-21 22:13:42] <NullAshton> Dmitri then proceeds. ONWARD.
  434. [2011-11-21 22:13:49] <Sequence> Eva follows.
  435. [2011-11-21 22:13:50] <Salmander> It's a bunch of small household. There's pots and tall grass everywhere
  436. [2011-11-21 22:13:53] <Daedalize> "It iz a village, though. Zere may be some form of side quest."
  437. [2011-11-21 22:13:54] <minmin> As does Fred.
  438. [2011-11-21 22:14:04] <NullAshton> Dmitri starts whacking the pots with the broadsword.
  439. [2011-11-21 22:14:08] <Salmander> A woman is standing at the entrance through a fenceline, looking quite distressed
  440. [2011-11-21 22:14:26] <Salmander> As he whacks the post they easily shatter into nothing. Every so often he finds a gemstone or two
  441. [2011-11-21 22:14:27] <Sequence> Eva leaves Dmitri to his vandalism and trots up to the woman.
  442. [2011-11-21 22:14:31] <Salmander> Of varying colour
  443. [2011-11-21 22:14:38] <TheRaven> "Damsel in distress, 12 o'clock."
  444. [2011-11-21 22:14:51] <Sequence> "Excuse me, miss, but what's wrong?"
  445. [2011-11-21 22:15:15] <Heiden> "Talk to her. Solve problem. Leave." The fury in Martin's voice continues at a low simmer.
  446. [2011-11-21 22:15:40] <Salmander> "Some of my cuckoos are missing."
  447. [2011-11-21 22:15:41] <Soulless> Stoat's back from freaking out about this whole thing and appears by Eva. She has gone out of SNEAK.
  448. [2011-11-21 22:15:55] <Salmander> "This is very worrying for me."
  449. [2011-11-21 22:15:59] <Sequence> "Do you know where they might be?"
  450. [2011-11-21 22:16:08] <Daedalize> Sigrun holsters her gun and axe, then looks around.
  451. [2011-11-21 22:16:23] <Daedalize> "I imagine zey vill be found five feet away, running in circles."
  452. [2011-11-21 22:16:23] <Salmander> "If you can find them all in a short time. I'll give you a reward."
  453. [2011-11-21 22:16:24] <NullAshton> Dmitri pockets the gemstones that drop from the shattered pots. Heh.
  454. [2011-11-21 22:16:38] <Sequence> "Are they around the village?"
  455. [2011-11-21 22:16:44] <Salmander> No response
  456. [2011-11-21 22:16:51] <TheRaven> Taggart grins. "I've always wanted to learn trapshooting."
  457. [2011-11-21 22:16:54] <Soulless> "How many."
  458. [2011-11-21 22:16:56] <NullAshton> "Seriously, why are you trying to get a response from NPCs?"
  459. [2011-11-21 22:16:56] <Sequence> Eva takes a swing at the woman.
  460. [2011-11-21 22:16:57] <Salmander> INstead a Yes or No button appears floating in midair
  461. [2011-11-21 22:17:07] <Sequence> REDACT
  462. [2011-11-21 22:17:14] <Sequence> Eva takes a swing at the Yes button.
  463. [2011-11-21 22:17:41] <Sequence> "Because I am a 100-percenter."
  464. [2011-11-21 22:17:44] <Salmander> She finds herself frozen
  465. [2011-11-21 22:17:55] <Salmander> "There are 6! Better find them all!"
  466. [2011-11-21 22:18:04] <Salmander> A whostle blows and suddenly you're free to move
  467. [2011-11-21 22:18:09] <Soulless> 6df+8 perceiving 6 dan chickens
  468. [2011-11-21 22:18:09] <Daedalize> 6df+6 Looking for dem cuckoos.
  469. [2011-11-21 22:18:10] <Glacon> Soulless: perceiving 6 dan chickens: 7 (6df+8=0, 3+, 0, 0, 4-, 4-)
  470. [2011-11-21 22:18:10] <Glacon> Daedalize: Looking for dem cuckoos.: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, 3+, 0, 0, 0)
  471. [2011-11-21 22:18:12] <NullAshton> Dmitri frowns. "Dammit, I wanted to do the side quest."
  472. [2011-11-21 22:18:13] <minmin> 6df+8
  473. [2011-11-21 22:18:14] <Glacon> minmin: 7 (6df+8=0, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 0)
  474. [2011-11-21 22:18:15] <TheRaven> Taggart looks around.
  475. [2011-11-21 22:18:28] <TheRaven> 6df+7 "Here birdy birdy birdy..."
  476. [2011-11-21 22:18:29] <Glacon> TheRaven: "Here birdy birdy birdy...": 7 (6df+7=0, 0, 3+, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  477. [2011-11-21 22:18:38] * Heiden approaches one of the other villagers.
  478. [2011-11-21 22:18:41] <Heiden> Stephens does.
  479. [2011-11-21 22:18:48] <minmin> Fred whistles the FF chocobo theme.
  480. [2011-11-21 22:18:50] <NullAshton> 6df+8 Chicken finding perception go
  481. [2011-11-21 22:18:51] <Glacon> NullAshton: Chicken finding perception go: 11 (6df+8=0, 3+, 0, 3+, 0, 3+)
  482. [2011-11-21 22:18:57] <Heiden> "Tell me where the goddamned 'cuckoos' are. Tell me. Tell me /now/."
  483. [2011-11-21 22:19:11] <Salmander> There's one behind the shed, and another around the fence. One's in the grass. Another on a roof. Oh, there's one near the pond. And a brown one hopping around the clothesline.
  484. [2011-11-21 22:19:22] <Soulless> "I got roof and clothesline."
  485. [2011-11-21 22:19:26] <NullAshton> Dmitri runs around, helping to collect the chickens for Eva.
  486. [2011-11-21 22:19:30] <minmin> "I'll get the shed one."
  487. [2011-11-21 22:19:31] <Soulless> 6df+8 Athletics to the roof.
  488. [2011-11-21 22:19:31] <Glacon> Soulless: Athletics to the roof.: 4 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  489. [2011-11-21 22:19:31] <Sequence> "I'll get shed and fence."
  490. [2011-11-21 22:19:38] <Sequence> Eva trots off to the fence.
  491. [2011-11-21 22:19:45] <Salmander> "HAVE YOU HEARD THE SOUNDS FROM THE MOUNTAIN LATELY?" asks the villager Martin speaks to.
  492. [2011-11-21 22:19:51] <minmin> 6df+5 sneak up to it
  493. [2011-11-21 22:19:52] <Glacon> minmin: sneak up to it: 4 (6df+5=3+, 4-, 0, 4-, 0, 0)
  494. [2011-11-21 22:19:54] <TheRaven> Taggart heads for the pond.
  495. [2011-11-21 22:20:07] <NullAshton> Dmitri doesn't bother with sneaking up on stuff. That's silly. He just touches the chicken. poke
  496. [2011-11-21 22:20:11] <TheRaven> Athletics?
  497. [2011-11-21 22:20:31] <Sequence> 6df+4 Eva grabs for the chicken!
  498. [2011-11-21 22:20:31] <Glacon> Sequence: Eva grabs for the chicken!: 6 (6df+4=0, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  499. [2011-11-21 22:20:31] <Salmander> It bucks and hops away slightly
  500. [2011-11-21 22:20:37] <Daedalize> Sigrun walks up to the one in the grass.
  501. [2011-11-21 22:20:41] <Salmander> ANyone grabbing for a cuckoo catches one
  502. [2011-11-21 22:20:47] <minmin> After realising the birdie isn't in the least bit alarmed by his presence, Frederic makes a grab for it!
  503. [2011-11-21 22:20:48] <TheRaven> 6df+5 chicken grabbing
  504. [2011-11-21 22:20:48] <Glacon> TheRaven: chicken grabbing: 3 (6df+5=0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
  505. [2011-11-21 22:20:57] <Daedalize> And picks it up, holding it over her head.
  506. [2011-11-21 22:21:01] <Soulless> Stoat grabs her cuckoo and runs back.
  507. [2011-11-21 22:21:03] <minmin> 6df+4 athletics
  508. [2011-11-21 22:21:03] <Glacon> minmin: athletics: 5 (6df+4=0, 4-, 0, 0, 3+, 3+)
  509. [2011-11-21 22:21:06] <Sequence> Eva takes the cuckoo back to the lady. She also carries it above her head.
  510. [2011-11-21 22:21:16] <Salmander> Better throw it into the yard
  511. [2011-11-21 22:21:18] <minmin> Ah screw it, Fred returns with the cuckoo.
  512. [2011-11-21 22:21:19] <TheRaven> He heads to the woman.
  513. [2011-11-21 22:21:27] <Daedalize> Sigrun walks back and tosses it over the fence.
  514. [2011-11-21 22:21:36] <Soulless> She throws it into the yard and quickly grabs the second one.
  515. [2011-11-21 22:21:39] <minmin> "Remind me why we're highly trained professionals again?"
  516. [2011-11-21 22:21:43] <Sequence> Eva throws her chicken into the yard.
  517. [2011-11-21 22:21:49] <TheRaven> And proceeds to toss it into the yard.
  518. [2011-11-21 22:21:52] <Sequence> "Because it's fun."
  519. [2011-11-21 22:21:53] <Soulless> Or well goes for the second one, on that damn clothesline.
  520. [2011-11-21 22:21:59] <minmin> Fred tosses his cuckoo in the yard.
  521. [2011-11-21 22:22:14] <Soulless> She jumps to snatch it!
  522. [2011-11-21 22:22:23] <Salmander> It is snatched
  523. [2011-11-21 22:22:33] <Soulless> She runs back and tossess it.
  524. [2011-11-21 22:22:36] <Soulless> *tosses
  525. [2011-11-21 22:22:39] <Heiden> "WHAT SOUNDS? WHAT SOUNDS FROM THE MOUNTAIN?"
  526. [2011-11-21 22:22:40] <NullAshton> Dmitri stares at Fred. "Okay. We have been dealing with god knows what in the pool. And then we have a task of collecting chickens. I'm taking the break happily."
  527. [2011-11-21 22:22:48] <Daedalize> Sigrun then turns to watch Stephens, making sure he doesn't fuck them over by attacking cuckoos.
  528. [2011-11-21 22:22:51] <Heiden> The rage in Martin's voice is breaking.
  529. [2011-11-21 22:22:53] <NullAshton> "Now if you'll excuse me sicne you have the chickens done with..."
  530. [2011-11-21 22:22:54] <Sequence> Eva looks around for another cuckoo.
  531. [2011-11-21 22:23:01] <Salmander> "THEY SURE BOTHER ME!" The villager then remains quiet
  532. [2011-11-21 22:23:02] <Heiden> Martin tries to shake the villager.
  533. [2011-11-21 22:23:06] <NullAshton> Dmitri proceeds to go into all of the houses, and break ALL THE POTS.
  534. [2011-11-21 22:23:06] <Heiden> "TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!"
  535. [2011-11-21 22:23:12] <minmin> "Fair enough. Hey! This one is squishy!"
  536. [2011-11-21 22:23:22] <TheRaven> "Boss fight soon. Aim for the big glowing spots."
  537. [2011-11-21 22:23:27] <Salmander> Once all the cuckoos are in a bell rings
  538. [2011-11-21 22:23:45] <Salmander> The woman speaks again. "Wowee! I've never seen such great cuckoo catching before!"
  539. [2011-11-21 22:23:49] <Daedalize> "And now we receive either gems, or some item upgrade."
  540. [2011-11-21 22:23:52] <Salmander> She then hands Eva a bottle.
  541. [2011-11-21 22:24:02] <Sequence> "Ooh, bottle! What's in it?"
  542. [2011-11-21 22:24:05] <Daedalize> "Ah, ze bottle. Watch for fairies."
  543. [2011-11-21 22:24:28] <Salmander> Nothing
  544. [2011-11-21 22:24:29] <minmin> "Maybe it's a scroll."
  545. [2011-11-21 22:24:36] <Salmander> It's an empty bottle
  546. [2011-11-21 22:24:37] <minmin> "Open it?"
  547. [2011-11-21 22:24:41] <Sequence> Eva puts the bottle in a pocket.
  548. [2011-11-21 22:25:01] <Salmander> The villager looks at Martin again. "HAVE YOU HEARD THE SOUNDS COMING FROM THE MOUNTAIN?"
  549. [2011-11-21 22:25:03] <minmin> "Now how will this ever be useful?"
  550. [2011-11-21 22:25:04] <NullAshton> Dmitri comes back to the group, having collected everything that was in the pots in the village. Wooo. "Moving on?"
  551. [2011-11-21 22:25:12] <Soulless> "Yes."
  552. [2011-11-21 22:25:16] <TheRaven> Taggart resists yelling "DODGONO DISLIKES SMOKE".
  553. [2011-11-21 22:25:34] <TheRaven> "Alright, let's keep moving."
  554. [2011-11-21 22:25:36] <Soulless> Stoat looks to Martin. "Come on!"
  555. [2011-11-21 22:25:42] <Sequence> Eva trots along.
  556. [2011-11-21 22:25:43] <minmin> "You know, we should explore this 'mountain' the old man's talking about."
  557. [2011-11-21 22:25:51] <minmin> "It's practically part of the main plotline."
  558. [2011-11-21 22:25:54] <Heiden> Martin breaks down. "N...no. No, I haven't." He lowers his head and slumps back towards the group.
  559. [2011-11-21 22:26:25] <Salmander> "THEY SURE WORRY ME!"
  560. [2011-11-21 22:27:12] <Salmander> As they exit the village everything becomes black
  561. [2011-11-21 22:27:20] <NullAshton> Dmitri comes along. Doopadoo... aw crap.
  562. [2011-11-21 22:27:22] <minmin> "...is this the mountain?"
  563. [2011-11-21 22:27:27] <Salmander> And then they're all in single file again
  564. [2011-11-21 22:27:31] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VBpRaQq9rQ
  565. [2011-11-21 22:27:34] <Glacon> Salmander: Golden Sun: The Lost Age - Traversing Weyard ~ Overworld Theme (EXTENDED) - length 15m 30s - rated 5.00/5.0 (3) - 895 views - Ronaldowen273 on 2011.05.29
  566. [2011-11-21 22:27:45] <Salmander> And... waitaminute... everything around them is small
  567. [2011-11-21 22:27:48] <Salmander> Or are they giant?
  568. [2011-11-21 22:28:02] <Sequence> "Blah, I always hated this kind of overworld map."
  569. [2011-11-21 22:28:02] <Soulless> Stoat's checks her minimap as the leader.
  570. [2011-11-21 22:28:08] <Salmander> Whatever. It seems even mountains are puny compared to you
  571. [2011-11-21 22:28:08] <Daedalize> "And now ze traditional JRPG. Look for ze tiny cave."
  572. [2011-11-21 22:28:10] <Soulless> Where is the mountain?
  573. [2011-11-21 22:28:21] <Soulless> The special mountain?
  574. [2011-11-21 22:28:23] <Salmander> The mountain is the yellow dot up ahead on your minimap, presumably
  575. [2011-11-21 22:28:24] <minmin> "Oh hey." Fred moves to kick a mountain.
  576. [2011-11-21 22:28:29] <minmin> or what passes for a mountain.
  577. [2011-11-21 22:28:35] <Salmander> All the other mountains are grey and cannot be passed
  578. [2011-11-21 22:28:45] <Salmander> Even though they come up to your waist
  579. [2011-11-21 22:28:47] <Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat SNEAKS to the mountain to avoid MONSTER ENCOUNTER.
  580. [2011-11-21 22:28:47] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat SNEAKS to the mountain to avoid MONSTER ENCOUNTER.: 8 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 0, 3+)
  581. [2011-11-21 22:28:58] <Heiden> Martin contemplates suicide.
  582. [2011-11-21 22:29:14] <Heiden> Despairing, he discards this option due to the talk of an 'inability to die'.
  583. [2011-11-21 22:29:19] <minmin> Fred is hit by another strong wave of vertigo when he steps near the mountain.
  584. [2011-11-21 22:29:28] <minmin> So that's how the video game makers do it.
  585. [2011-11-21 22:30:11] <Salmander> Along your way you see an incredibly oversized spring jutting out from a mountain
  586. [2011-11-21 22:30:22] <NullAshton> "Giant spring. We should probably head over there."
  587. [2011-11-21 22:30:32] <Sequence> Eva pats Stephan's shoulder. "It's okay, man."
  588. [2011-11-21 22:30:38] <minmin> Spring as in coily thing or watery thing
  589. [2011-11-21 22:30:57] <Salmander> As in a giant fountain.
  590. [2011-11-21 22:31:03] <Heiden> Martin shudders. "No. It isn't."
  591. [2011-11-21 22:31:14] <Sequence> "Well, what's upsetting you?"
  592. [2011-11-21 22:31:25] <Daedalize> Sigrun follows along, waiting for the next random encounter.
  593. [2011-11-21 22:31:38] <Salmander> As you come to the srping everything turns black
  594. [2011-11-21 22:31:45] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orWrekoonTA
  595. [2011-11-21 22:31:46] <Glacon> Salmander: Zelda- Menu/ fairy theme - length 1m 7s - rated 4.91/5.0 (132) - 25528 views - irlatinia on 2008.09.14
  596. [2011-11-21 22:31:48] <minmin> "That thing probably heals, or tele-"
  597. [2011-11-21 22:31:52] <minmin> "-ports."
  598. [2011-11-21 22:31:59] <Salmander> And then the fountain is regular sized. You're just smaller again.
  599. [2011-11-21 22:32:09] <NullAshton> "It's an overworld transition, that's all."
  600. [2011-11-21 22:32:15] <Sequence> Eva pulls out her bottle.
  601. [2011-11-21 22:32:17] <Soulless> Stoat approaches the spring.
  602. [2011-11-21 22:32:34] <Salmander> Fairies flit about
  603. [2011-11-21 22:32:42] <Salmander> As in, small balls of light with wings
  604. [2011-11-21 22:32:43] <Heiden> "To be perfectl-" they teleport "-never mind. Just... never mind."
  605. [2011-11-21 22:32:51] <Sequence> Eva tries to capture one in the bottle!
  606. [2011-11-21 22:33:13] <Salmander> As you approach the spring a giant, floating woman with green hair and long dress appears over the fountain
  607. [2011-11-21 22:33:19] <Salmander> They're too fast for Eva!
  608. [2011-11-21 22:33:26] <Salmander> "GREETINGS TRAVELLER!"
  609. [2011-11-21 22:33:35] <Sequence> "Oh man giant lady"
  610. [2011-11-21 22:33:35] <Soulless> Stoat approaches the woman with green hair and long dress.
  611. [2011-11-21 22:33:43] <Soulless> "Hello Great Fairy."
  612. [2011-11-21 22:33:44] <minmin> "Hey! You look just like Stoat!"
  613. [2011-11-21 22:34:05] <Soulless> Stoat gives Fred a gaze that would make the shadow's touch warm.
  614. [2011-11-21 22:34:22] <Daedalize> Sigrun steps up alongside Stoat, looking down into the water.
  615. [2011-11-21 22:34:29] <Salmander> "YOU HAVE COME TO MY SPRING SEEKING HELP, AND SO YOU SHALL BE HEALED."
  616. [2011-11-21 22:34:39] <Salmander> The water is water. Pixellated, of course
  617. [2011-11-21 22:34:40] <minmin> "See? Healing. Toldya."
  618. [2011-11-21 22:34:52] <Salmander> Everyone feels a little bit more refreshed
  619. [2011-11-21 22:34:54] <Sequence> Eva cups her hand and dips it in the water.
  620. [2011-11-21 22:35:00] <Salmander> The water feels all tingl
  621. [2011-11-21 22:35:30] <Daedalize> "I wonder if ve are capable of swimming? In many games, ze protagonists cannot swim without special equipment."
  622. [2011-11-21 22:35:31] <Salmander> "TAKE THE WATER FROM MY SPRING WITH YOU. IT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN DEFEAT THE DEMON KING!"
  623. [2011-11-21 22:35:39] <Heiden> "Demon king."
  624. [2011-11-21 22:35:43] <Sequence> Eva dips her bottle in the water.
  625. [2011-11-21 22:35:44] <Soulless> "There you have it."
  626. [2011-11-21 22:35:47] <Salmander> But... you're still hungry
  627. [2011-11-21 22:35:53] <--| E4D has left #redpool
  628. [2011-11-21 22:35:57] <Heiden> Martin's voice is /dead/.
  629. [2011-11-21 22:35:58] <Salmander> The water is scooped
  630. [2011-11-21 22:36:02] <minmin> Fred tries to step in the water. "Game mechanic testing, away!"
  631. [2011-11-21 22:36:20] <Daedalize> "Ze thing vhich needs killing before ve can leave. It iz always like this with ze Red Pool."
  632. [2011-11-21 22:36:49] <TheRaven> Taggart dips a handful of shells in the water. Can't hurt to see what happens.
  633. [2011-11-21 22:36:50] <NullAshton> "I repeat. I suspect the pool is just toying with us."
  634. [2011-11-21 22:36:59] <Salmander> The water is not scooped
  635. [2011-11-21 22:37:34] <TheRaven> "Alright, let's go."
  636. [2011-11-21 22:37:44] <minmin> Fred experiences, predictably, a strong sense of hydrophobia before entering the water, and turns to leave.
  637. [2011-11-21 22:37:46] <Heiden> "You... /suspect/."
  638. [2011-11-21 22:37:52] <Heiden> "Just now?"
  639. [2011-11-21 22:38:00] <Heiden> "This is how long it took you to come to /that/ brilliant realization."
  640. [2011-11-21 22:38:15] <Sequence> Eva sighs. "Look, this isn't as bad as some of the shit the Red Pool has tried. At least we know how this story goes"
  641. [2011-11-21 22:38:19] <Soulless> Stoat walks away from the pool. Her hair was in it before. When she walked away, her wet hair dried in 3 seconds.
  642. [2011-11-21 22:38:40] <Soulless> She walks away from the pool. "Come on. We should finish and get back quickly."
  643. [2011-11-21 22:38:42] <Salmander> As they walk away everything becomes black
  644. [2011-11-21 22:38:47] <minmin> "Let's hope the boss is weak to bullet."
  645. [2011-11-21 22:38:52] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VBpRaQq9rQ
  646. [2011-11-21 22:38:54] <Glacon> Salmander: Golden Sun: The Lost Age - Traversing Weyard ~ Overworld Theme (EXTENDED) - length 15m 30s - rated 5.00/5.0 (3) - 895 views - Ronaldowen273 on 2011.05.29
  647. [2011-11-21 22:38:56] <Salmander> Yep, back in the overworld
  648. [2011-11-21 22:39:09] <NullAshton> "Just remember, hit glowing spots. Easy boss defeating tactic."
  649. [2011-11-21 22:39:20] <Sequence> Eva makes a face. "Although I can see how you can be disturbed by this. I always hated overworlds."
  650. [2011-11-21 22:39:34] <Daedalize> "Zat is for shooters. RPG bosses have no glowing weak points."
  651. [2011-11-21 22:39:39] <Soulless> Stoat uses SNEAK to walk to the MOUNTAIN.
  652. [2011-11-21 22:39:47] <Sequence> "Hit their eyes or stomachs."
  653. [2011-11-21 22:40:01] <minmin> "Ew, stomachs sound messy."
  654. [2011-11-21 22:40:07] <Salmander> As Stoat takes her 34th step the world flashes white
  655. [2011-11-21 22:40:15] <TheRaven> "There's always a weak spot."
  656. [2011-11-21 22:40:33] <NullAshton> "...I don't think attempting sneaking around here is going to work."
  657. [2011-11-21 22:40:33] <Daedalize> "Ve shoot zem, and zey explode. Iz easy."
  658. [2011-11-21 22:40:57] <Soulless> "I don't know how to deal with a situation that I cannot sneak in."
  659. [2011-11-21 22:41:14] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCIfTzsHnkc
  660. [2011-11-21 22:41:15] <Glacon> Salmander: Final Fantasy 6 - Battle Theme - length 2m 2s - rated 4.96/5.0 (193) - 72738 views - SomeVideoGameMusic on 2008.03.29
  661. [2011-11-21 22:41:15] <Heiden> "There are sounds. They are coming from the mountain. We go to the mountain. We deal with the sounds."
  662. [2011-11-21 22:41:18] <minmin> "Not if they cast a 1/1 skill."
  663. [2011-11-21 22:41:22] <TheRaven> "Just stand back and watch."
  664. [2011-11-21 22:41:24] <minmin> "Fucking hate those."
  665. [2011-11-21 22:41:36] <Salmander> Uh-oh, two raptors! Their speed is higher than yours!
  666. [2011-11-21 22:41:44] <Sequence> "Goddammit."
  667. [2011-11-21 22:41:48] <Salmander> Nobody can move!
  668. [2011-11-21 22:42:09] <Salmander> The first one attacks Taggart. Roll defense taggart!
  669. [2011-11-21 22:42:14] <NullAshton> Dmitri obviously has the counterattack skill. He'll finish them off when they attack.
  670. [2011-11-21 22:42:15] <Salmander> 4df+6
  671. [2011-11-21 22:42:16] <Glacon> Salmander: 3 (4df+6=4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
  672. [2011-11-21 22:42:18] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  673. [2011-11-21 22:42:19] <Glacon> TheRaven: 9 (6df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 3+)
  674. [2011-11-21 22:42:20] <Daedalize> Sigrun eyes the raptors. What color are they?
  675. [2011-11-21 22:42:42] <Salmander> The attack misses. Taggart moves back then forward again.
  676. [2011-11-21 22:43:00] <Salmander> The other YELLOW raptor attacks Sigrun. roll pdef sigrun!
  677. [2011-11-21 22:43:04] <Salmander> 4df+6
  678. [2011-11-21 22:43:06] <Glacon> Salmander: 3 (4df+6=4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
  679. [2011-11-21 22:43:11] <Heiden> Martin reaches into a pocket and pulls out the first thing that he finds. He doesn't even look at it, just gets ready to attack.
  680. [2011-11-21 22:43:16] <minmin> Fred prepares his carrying case, and finds that instead of acids and salts and fruit juices, there are now red and blue liquids.
  681. [2011-11-21 22:43:19] <Daedalize> 6df+6 y u no 6df?
  682. [2011-11-21 22:43:20] <Glacon> Daedalize: y u no 6df?: 7 (6df+6=0, 3+, 0, 4-, 0, 3+)
  683. [2011-11-21 22:43:32] <Salmander> iunno
  684. [2011-11-21 22:43:40] <Sequence> Eva prepares her knife for throwing.
  685. [2011-11-21 22:43:53] <Salmander> Alright. Party's turn. Everyone select your moves!
  686. [2011-11-21 22:44:05] <Heiden> Martin assaults one of the raptors!
  687. [2011-11-21 22:44:09] <Heiden> > COMBAT DENTISTRY
  688. [2011-11-21 22:44:13] <Heiden> _> HYGIENIST'S FURY
  689. [2011-11-21 22:44:19] <Heiden> __> DON'T JUST BRUSH
  690. [2011-11-21 22:44:21] <NullAshton> 6df+2 Overhanded jumping broadsword attack!
  691. [2011-11-21 22:44:21] <Glacon> NullAshton: Overhanded jumping broadsword attack!: 0 (6df+2=4-, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  692. [2011-11-21 22:44:22] <Heiden> ___> CLEANTECH LEVEL 47: FLOSS
  693. [2011-11-21 22:44:31] <Heiden> 6df+8 DIE
  694. [2011-11-21 22:44:32] <Glacon> Heiden: DIE: 9 (6df+8=4-, 0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  695. [2011-11-21 22:44:33] <Salmander> Dmitri misses!
  696. [2011-11-21 22:44:41] <Daedalize> 6df+7 GUN OF FREEZING +2
  697. [2011-11-21 22:44:41] <Glacon> Daedalize: GUN OF FREEZING +2: 11 (6df+7=3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  698. [2011-11-21 22:44:41] <minmin> 6df+2 Fred takes his bow and whacks the yellow raptor. No arrows, or bow-firing expertise, hey!
  699. [2011-11-21 22:44:42] <Glacon> minmin: Fred takes his bow and whacks the yellow raptor. No arrows, or bow-firing expertise, hey!: 2 (6df+2=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  700. [2011-11-21 22:44:52] <Soulless> 6df+8 to a raptor
  701. [2011-11-21 22:44:52] <Glacon> Soulless: to a raptor: 11 (6df+8=0, 0, 3+, 0, 3+, 3+)
  702. [2011-11-21 22:45:00] <Sequence> 6df+5 A BIT OF GREASE AND IT'LL BE FINE
  703. [2011-11-21 22:45:01] <Glacon> Sequence: A BIT OF GREASE AND IT'LL BE FINE: 8 (6df+5=3+, 0, 3+, 0, 0, 3+)
  704. [2011-11-21 22:45:05] <Soulless> *Raptor's neck
  705. [2011-11-21 22:45:15] <Salmander> Martin hits. The first raptor gains a red 11 over its head and S\status effect: Hygenic. The raptor now shines, increasing evasiveness!
  706. [2011-11-21 22:45:31] <Salmander> Bow firing falls under Raged Weapons
  707. [2011-11-21 22:45:55] <Salmander> The other attacks hit and raptor 2 is wiped out, exploding of course.
  708. [2011-11-21 22:45:59] <minmin> But he has no arrows, so he whacks. Either way, Fred's ranged and melee are both 2.
  709. [2011-11-21 22:46:15] <TheRaven> 6df+8 Let's see how well you resist lead!
  710. [2011-11-21 22:46:16] <Glacon> TheRaven: Let's see how well you resist lead!: 12 (6df+8=3+, 0, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  711. [2011-11-21 22:46:16] <Heiden> Martin strangles one of the raptors with a cord of dental floss thicker than his forearm. "WHERE DID THIS COME FROM," he cries in utter confusion. "WHY IS THIS WORKING?!"
  712. [2011-11-21 22:46:22] <Heiden> It takes a few moments for the creature to buck him.
  713. [2011-11-21 22:46:37] <Salmander> A red 12 appears over raptor 1's head again. It kneals. It's critical.
  714. [2011-11-21 22:46:46] <Salmander> You're all frozen still again.
  715. [2011-11-21 22:47:17] <Salmander> Raptor 1 attacks Martin. Roll pdef martin!
  716. [2011-11-21 22:47:21] <Salmander> 4df+6
  717. [2011-11-21 22:47:22] <Glacon> Salmander: 7 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  718. [2011-11-21 22:47:47] <Heiden> 4df+6 DENTAL AEGIS
  719. [2011-11-21 22:47:48] <Glacon> Heiden: DENTAL AEGIS: 3 (4df+6=4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
  720. [2011-11-21 22:48:24] <Salmander> Sadly, the raptor hits. A Red -2 appears over Martin's head. In spite of no physical wound he feels weaker.
  721. [2011-11-21 22:48:27] <Salmander> Party's turn.
  722. [2011-11-21 22:48:48] <Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat hits raptor 1
  723. [2011-11-21 22:48:48] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat hits raptor 1: 7 (6df+8=0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  724. [2011-11-21 22:48:57] <Sequence> Eva goes on autopilot!
  725. [2011-11-21 22:49:11] <Salmander> Raptor 1 is hit. A red 7 appears over its head. It's dead, jim
  726. [2011-11-21 22:49:24] <Daedalize> Sigrun starts to raise her gun, then stops.
  727. [2011-11-21 22:49:25] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huQoDlHmqrE
  728. [2011-11-21 22:49:27] <Glacon> Salmander: Final Fantasy IV (II) Music: Victory Fanfare - length 38s - rated 4.88/5.0 (160) - 71431 views - constantlimit on 2008.02.14
  729. [2011-11-21 22:49:29] <NullAshton> 6df+8 SCIENCE!
  730. [2011-11-21 22:49:29] <Glacon> NullAshton: SCIENCE!: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  731. [2011-11-21 22:49:37] <Salmander> More gold!
  732. [2011-11-21 22:49:41] <Soulless> Stoat makes cool pose associated with last hit.
  733. [2011-11-21 22:49:53] <Heiden> Martin fucking sulks. Spoilsport.
  734. [2011-11-21 22:49:57] <Salmander> Martin gets a yellow light underneath him that soon disappears. +2 mental defense, martin!
  735. [2011-11-21 22:50:11] <minmin> Fred reaches in his pack and takes out a bottle of red liquid. "Who wants potions?"
  736. [2011-11-21 22:50:25] <NullAshton> "....okay. Well then. Moving on..."
  737. [2011-11-21 22:50:40] <Soulless> "...Fred you're our healer. Throw us a pot when we need."
  738. [2011-11-21 22:50:46] <TheRaven> "Alright, let's finish this up."
  739. [2011-11-21 22:50:53] <Soulless> Stoat's using game jargon!
  740. [2011-11-21 22:50:55] <Salmander> And then back to the overworld
  741. [2011-11-21 22:51:04] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huQoDlHmqrE
  742. [2011-11-21 22:51:04] <Soulless> She continues to the mountain.
  743. [2011-11-21 22:51:05] <Glacon> Salmander: Final Fantasy IV (II) Music: Victory Fanfare - length 38s - rated 4.88/5.0 (160) - 71431 views - constantlimit on 2008.02.14
  744. [2011-11-21 22:51:06] <minmin> "You don't need any now, then."
  745. [2011-11-21 22:51:09] <Heiden> "Give me a..." Ugh. It's hard for him to even spit it out. "a... a potion."
  746. [2011-11-21 22:51:15] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VBpRaQq9rQ rather
  747. [2011-11-21 22:51:17] <Glacon> Salmander: Golden Sun: The Lost Age - Traversing Weyard ~ Overworld Theme (EXTENDED) - length 15m 30s - rated 5.00/5.0 (3) - 895 views - Ronaldowen273 on 2011.05.29
  748. [2011-11-21 22:51:28] <Heiden> Martin feels /filthy/ for saying that.
  749. [2011-11-21 22:51:35] <minmin> Frederic tosses one to Martin. "Hey, at least it's still in a medicine bottle."
  750. [2011-11-21 22:51:36] <Salmander> The mountain's close now. You can see the grossly oversized cave entrance
  751. [2011-11-21 22:51:52] <minmin> Except it isn't now, because it's a glass bottle with a cork.
  752. [2011-11-21 22:52:02] <Soulless> "Let's go." Stoat walks to the cave entrance.
  753. [2011-11-21 22:52:06] <Daedalize> "I suggest ve hurry. Those raptors vere yellow, indicating a mid-game fight. Enemies further on may be tougher."
  754. [2011-11-21 22:52:08] <Heiden> "...yes. A 'medicine bottle'."
  755. [2011-11-21 22:52:22] <Heiden> Sullenly, Martin uncorks the potion and drinks it. He doesn't believe in it, though.
  756. [2011-11-21 22:53:45] <Salmander> A green 2 appears over his head. Martin feels betetr!
  757. [2011-11-21 22:54:21] <Heiden> Martin is telling himself that he was just thirsty, that's all.
  758. [2011-11-21 22:54:22] <NullAshton> "Excellent. Someone has potions at least..."
  759. [2011-11-21 22:54:26] <NullAshton> "...have any feathers?"
  760. [2011-11-21 22:54:50] <minmin> "Doesn't look like it, sadly."
  761. [2011-11-21 22:55:51] <Salmander> As you enter the cave it fades to black http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz29y40RjsY
  762. [2011-11-21 22:55:53] <Glacon> Salmander: Pokemon Red & Blue - Mt.moon cave (music) - length 1m 41s - rated 4.92/5.0 (99) - 31278 views - ultddave on 2008.08.30
  763. [2011-11-21 22:56:01] <Salmander> And then you're in a dark cave
  764. [2011-11-21 22:56:16] <Salmander> OMG zubats everywhere
  765. [2011-11-21 22:56:29] <minmin> Fred still has the torchlight from the previous run.
  766. [2011-11-21 22:56:33] <Sequence> "Oh my god, zubats."
  767. [2011-11-21 22:56:37] <NullAshton> "....pokemon again. Seriously?"
  768. [2011-11-21 22:56:50] <Soulless> "Does anyone know Flash?"
  769. [2011-11-21 22:56:52] <Salmander> You're not in battle this time, though. They seem to just be flying around
  770. [2011-11-21 22:57:07] <Salmander> One emits a shriek
  771. [2011-11-21 22:57:10] <minmin> "Careful, it might anger the bats."
  772. [2011-11-21 22:57:13] <Daedalize> Sigrun checks the pocket of her bag where her flashlight would be.
  773. [2011-11-21 22:57:14] <Salmander> Everyone roll mental defense!
  774. [2011-11-21 22:57:21] <Sequence> 6df+5
  775. [2011-11-21 22:57:22] <minmin> 6df+6 SHIT
  776. [2011-11-21 22:57:22] <Glacon> Sequence: 1 (6df+5=0, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  777. [2011-11-21 22:57:22] <Glacon> minmin: SHIT: 8 (6df+6=0, 0, 3+, 0, 3+, 0)
  778. [2011-11-21 22:57:26] <NullAshton> 6df+8 :|
  779. [2011-11-21 22:57:26] <Glacon> NullAshton: :|: 7 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
  780. [2011-11-21 22:57:28] <Heiden> 4df+6 +2 bonus incorporated!
  781. [2011-11-21 22:57:28] <Glacon> Heiden: +2 bonus incorporated!: 7 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  782. [2011-11-21 22:57:33] <Soulless> 6df+8 tagging dealing with
  783. [2011-11-21 22:57:34] <Glacon> Soulless: tagging dealing with: 7 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 0, 0, 0, 4-)
  784. [2011-11-21 22:57:39] <Daedalize> 6df+6
  785. [2011-11-21 22:57:51] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  786. [2011-11-21 22:57:52] <Glacon> TheRaven: 6 (6df+6=4-, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
  787. [2011-11-21 22:57:56] <Daedalize> 6df+6 GLACON WAKE UP
  788. [2011-11-21 22:57:56] <Glacon> Daedalize: GLACON WAKE UP: 6 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+, 0)
  789. [2011-11-21 22:58:16] <Salmander> Sigrun Taggart and Minmin's guy all become CONFUSED
  790. [2011-11-21 22:58:27] <Salmander> All characters CONFUSED roll 1d2
  791. [2011-11-21 22:58:35] <Salmander> And Eva
  792. [2011-11-21 22:58:35] <minmin> 1d2
  793. [2011-11-21 22:58:41] <Salmander> Wait, not minmin
  794. [2011-11-21 22:58:43] <TheRaven> 1s2
  795. [2011-11-21 22:58:43] <Salmander> My bad
  796. [2011-11-21 22:58:46] <TheRaven> 1d2
  797. [2011-11-21 22:58:47] <Glacon> TheRaven: 2 (1d2=2)
  798. [2011-11-21 22:58:56] <Sequence> 1d2
  799. [2011-11-21 22:58:57] <Glacon> Sequence: 1 (1d2=1)
  800. [2011-11-21 22:59:10] <Daedalize> 1d2 Berserkers have low mental stats
  801. [2011-11-21 22:59:11] <Glacon> Daedalize: Berserkers have low mental stats: 1 (1d2=1)
  802. [2011-11-21 22:59:33] <Salmander> Sigrun and Eva hurt themselves in their confusion
  803. [2011-11-21 22:59:36] <Salmander> -2
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  805. [2011-11-21 22:59:45] <Sequence> "Aaaagh..."
  806. [2011-11-21 22:59:56] <Salmander> There's even a little red -2 over theme
  807. [2011-11-21 23:00:07] <Salmander> Continuing on
  808. [2011-11-21 23:00:42] <Soulless> "Who here has lights?"
  809. [2011-11-21 23:00:49] <Salmander> You see a small ladder ahead leading down to the next floor
  810. [2011-11-21 23:00:55] <minmin> "I have, but they might anger the bats."
  811. [2011-11-21 23:00:58] <NullAshton> Dmitri's poker face helped prevent confusion. "Okay, so I have no clue how to fix confusion, so uh... er. Maybe goes away over time?" Right. He heads over to the ladder.
  812. [2011-11-21 23:01:08] <minmin> "...worth a shot, though." Fred turns on the torchlight.
  813. [2011-11-21 23:01:16] <Soulless> Fred uses FLASH.
  814. [2011-11-21 23:01:47] <Soulless> Stoat wanders to the ladder.
  815. [2011-11-21 23:01:49] <minmin> and braces himself for the onslaught of bats.
  816. [2011-11-21 23:01:54] <Sequence> Eva rubs her eyes and stumbles abour.
  817. [2011-11-21 23:01:56] <Salmander> Fred is unable to learn the move FLASH
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  819. [2011-11-21 23:02:14] <minmin> The torchlight flickers and goes out. "Nope."
  820. [2011-11-21 23:02:29] <Soulless> "Come on. The clear-headed can lead the confused."
  821. [2011-11-21 23:02:48] <Salmander> The ladder can be climbed
  822. [2011-11-21 23:02:54] <Heiden> "We're going this way." Martin intrepidly leads the way down the ladder!
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  825. [2011-11-21 23:02:57] <Soulless> Stoat climbs ladder.
  826. [2011-11-21 23:03:02] =-= Mode #redpool +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  827. [2011-11-21 23:03:08] <TheRaven> Taggart is following.
  828. [2011-11-21 23:03:09] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMssCMqMHuk
  829. [2011-11-21 23:03:10] <Glacon> Salmander: Legend of Zelda, The (NES) Music - Dungeon Theme - length 3m 0s - rated 4.96/5.0 (227) - 54939 views - GBelair on 2010.04.16
  830. [2011-11-21 23:03:24] <NullAshton> Dmitri climbs down the ladder. And.... heeeey, back to zelda music. Awesome. Broadsword AT THE READY.
  831. [2011-11-21 23:03:27] <Salmander> The ladder is not long, and they soon reach the lower floor
  832. [2011-11-21 23:03:46] <Salmander> You can see a door on the other side of the room with a lock on it
  833. [2011-11-21 23:03:47] <Soulless> "...I don't think we have boss key."
  834. [2011-11-21 23:04:06] <Daedalize> Sigrun climbs down as well, then draws her gun.
  835. [2011-11-21 23:04:07] <Salmander> Not to fear though
  836. [2011-11-21 23:04:23] <Sequence> Eva follows.
  837. [2011-11-21 23:04:25] <Salmander> There is a blob moving around with a key in the center of itself
  838. [2011-11-21 23:04:50] <Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat attempts to snag the key out of the blob outright. (sneak)
  839. [2011-11-21 23:04:50] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat attempts to snag the key out of the blob outright. (sneak): 9 (6df+8=0, 0, 3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
  840. [2011-11-21 23:05:04] <NullAshton> Dmitri stabs at the blob with his sword. HIYA!
  841. [2011-11-21 23:05:07] <NullAshton> 6df+2
  842. [2011-11-21 23:05:08] <Glacon> NullAshton: 1 (6df+2=0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  843. [2011-11-21 23:05:13] <Salmander> Stoat is knocked back as she touches the blob. -1 health stoat.
  844. [2011-11-21 23:05:26] <Soulless> Stoat makes genetic hurt noise.
  845. [2011-11-21 23:05:39] <Soulless> In a ridiculously high-pitched japanese schoolgirl voice.
  846. [2011-11-21 23:05:40] <Salmander> The blob is knocked back by Dmitri and you hear this odd swooshing noise, then it continues on its way.
  847. [2011-11-21 23:05:42] <TheRaven> "Stand back everyone, I have a plan." He racks the pump on his shotgun and takes aim.
  848. [2011-11-21 23:05:46] <Daedalize> Sigrun shoots the damn thing.
  849. [2011-11-21 23:05:52] <Daedalize> 6df+5 Fuck you, blob.
  850. [2011-11-21 23:05:53] <Glacon> Daedalize: Fuck you, blob.: 6 (6df+5=3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0)
  851. [2011-11-21 23:06:00] <TheRaven> 6df+8
  852. [2011-11-21 23:06:00] <Glacon> TheRaven: 11 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 3+)
  853. [2011-11-21 23:06:23] <Salmander> The blob is knocked back repeatedly by the shot until it explodes. The key clinks to the ground.
  854. [2011-11-21 23:06:56] <Soulless> Stoat takes the key and opens the door with it.
  855. [2011-11-21 23:06:58] <TheRaven> "Alright, that solves that. Let's go."
  856. [2011-11-21 23:07:05] <minmin> "Oh hey, guess that must have been the guardian."
  857. [2011-11-21 23:07:06] <NullAshton> Dmitri frowns. "Or shotgun works, sure, I guess."
  858. [2011-11-21 23:07:07] <Heiden> "Well done," Martin says flatly. "One more step to the end of this godforsaken charade."
  859. [2011-11-21 23:07:09] <Salmander> As Stoat picks up the key she cannot resist the urge
  860. [2011-11-21 23:07:22] <Salmander> She hold it high up in the air. Fan fare plays.
  861. [2011-11-21 23:07:30] <Sequence> Eva snickers.
  862. [2011-11-21 23:07:34] <Salmander> And then the door opens
  863. [2011-11-21 23:07:39] <Daedalize> "One moment."
  864. [2011-11-21 23:07:41] <Soulless> Stoat gains the most UNAMUSED FACE.
  865. [2011-11-21 23:07:43] <Salmander> It's stairs leading further down
  866. [2011-11-21 23:07:50] <Daedalize> Sigrun looks for pots in the room.
  867. [2011-11-21 23:07:57] <Salmander> Two pots
  868. [2011-11-21 23:08:06] <Daedalize> "There are always fairies available before the boss."
  869. [2011-11-21 23:08:29] <NullAshton> Dmitri smashes the pots. ahahahha!
  870. [2011-11-21 23:08:36] <Salmander> Two fairies fly out
  871. [2011-11-21 23:08:53] <Daedalize> "Eva, bottle. Go."
  872. [2011-11-21 23:08:58] <Soulless> "Our bottle is being used by the holy water or something."
  873. [2011-11-21 23:09:01] <Salmander> Bottle is full!
  874. [2011-11-21 23:09:05] <Soulless> "The fountain fairy's water."
  875. [2011-11-21 23:09:06] <Daedalize> "Ah, yes. Dammit."
  876. [2011-11-21 23:09:11] <Sequence> "Sorry, it's full."
  877. [2011-11-21 23:09:13] <Salmander> The fairies drift away
  878. [2011-11-21 23:09:14] <minmin> Martin still has the empty medicine bottle
  879. [2011-11-21 23:09:17] <minmin> for the potion
  880. [2011-11-21 23:09:17] <Sequence> Eva tries to grab the fairies in her hands.
  881. [2011-11-21 23:09:22] <Soulless> "The damaged ones should walk into it."
  882. [2011-11-21 23:09:23] <Daedalize> Sigrun walks up to the fairy and waves her arm at it.
  883. [2011-11-21 23:09:35] <Salmander> The fairy flies around her and heals any damage incurred, then disappears.
  884. [2011-11-21 23:09:42] <Soulless> Stoat walks into a fairy.
  885. [2011-11-21 23:09:43] <Salmander> The other does the same with Sigrun
  886. [2011-11-21 23:09:50] <Salmander> No more fairies
  887. [2011-11-21 23:09:51] <Soulless> Oh, nevermind then.
  888. [2011-11-21 23:09:57] <Sequence> "Aww."
  889. [2011-11-21 23:10:03] <Soulless> Stoat deals with what damage she has.
  890. [2011-11-21 23:10:13] <Salmander> One more floor
  891. [2011-11-21 23:10:22] <Soulless> "...Let's go."
  892. [2011-11-21 23:10:23] <minmin> Frederic tosses Stoat a potion. "There ya go."
  893. [2011-11-21 23:10:31] <NullAshton> Dmitri heads onward. do da dooooo
  894. [2011-11-21 23:10:46] <Soulless> Stoat pockets it for later use. "Thanks. I'll use it if I get further damaged."
  895. [2011-11-21 23:11:13] <Daedalize> Sigrun's headache vanishes. She hopes any bruising will go away, too.
  896. [2011-11-21 23:11:15] <Salmander> The stairwell leads down to the bottom floor
  897. [2011-11-21 23:11:15] <Sequence> Eva follows bravely!
  898. [2011-11-21 23:11:24] <Salmander> But... there's something odd about this place
  899. [2011-11-21 23:11:30] <Salmander> Oh, wait, it's silent
  900. [2011-11-21 23:11:45] <minmin> "It's quiet."
  901. [2011-11-21 23:11:55] <Daedalize> "Until ze boss appears."
  902. [2011-11-21 23:12:00] <NullAshton> "...no music. Uh.."
  903. [2011-11-21 23:12:12] <Heiden> "What /next/."
  904. [2011-11-21 23:12:17] <NullAshton> Dmitri relocates himself to the back of the order, getting the pistol out instead of the sword.
  905. [2011-11-21 23:12:28] <Daedalize> "Someone make as if to cross ze room."
  906. [2011-11-21 23:12:29] <Salmander> Up ahead is a giant circle with unlit candles arrayed about
  907. [2011-11-21 23:13:05] <minmin> "Looks like a summoning pit. Damn, wish we had Green's lighter here."
  908. [2011-11-21 23:13:21] <Soulless> Stoat gets ready for a fight.
  909. [2011-11-21 23:13:36] <TheRaven> Taggart is ready to wreck shit.
  910. [2011-11-21 23:13:43] <Daedalize> Sigrun readies her axe and gun.
  911. [2011-11-21 23:13:55] <Heiden> Stephens folds his arms with a scowl.
  912. [2011-11-21 23:13:56] <minmin> Fred holds his bow in a melee fashion.
  913. [2011-11-21 23:13:56] <Soulless> "Who here can throw the most effectively?"
  914. [2011-11-21 23:13:57] <NullAshton> "Won't matter. When we step into the circle, the candles will light up anyway."
  915. [2011-11-21 23:14:07] <Soulless> She's asking everyone.
  916. [2011-11-21 23:14:31] <minmin> "Nuh uh. Weren't you the one with the throwing knives?"
  917. [2011-11-21 23:14:38] <TheRaven> "Throw? I don't know about throwing, but I can shoot it."
  918. [2011-11-21 23:14:55] <Soulless> "Alright. Eva. Pass me the bottle of water. I'll throw it when we need to finish it off."
  919. [2011-11-21 23:15:10] <Sequence> Eva hands Stoat the bottle..
  920. [2011-11-21 23:15:22] <Soulless> Stoat gains BOTTLE in her INVENTORY.
  921. [2011-11-21 23:16:03] <Soulless> She pockets it."Thanks."
  922. [2011-11-21 23:16:03] <NullAshton> Dmitri looks everywhere else before stepping into the circle, checking for chests and hidden loot.
  923. [2011-11-21 23:16:20] <Salmander> As he steps in, all the candles light up
  924. [2011-11-21 23:16:30] <Salmander> The stairwell disappears behind a locked door
  925. [2011-11-21 23:16:36] <minmin> "Everyone, aim at the center before it appears!"
  926. [2011-11-21 23:16:41] <Salmander> There's a deep rumbling noise
  927. [2011-11-21 23:17:38] <Salmander> A big, black circle appears in the center, floating
  928. [2011-11-21 23:17:38] <Soulless> Stoat gets ready.
  929. [2011-11-21 23:17:47] <Salmander> Out from it reaches a claw
  930. [2011-11-21 23:17:53] <Daedalize> "Stand back, everyone."
  931. [2011-11-21 23:18:06] <NullAshton> Dmitri steps back. ohgodohgodohgod
  932. [2011-11-21 23:18:12] <Salmander> The claw pulls the rest of the thing up and out
  933. [2011-11-21 23:18:22] <Heiden> Martin steps forward.
  934. [2011-11-21 23:18:26] <Salmander> It's a twenty foot tall three headed black dragon
  935. [2011-11-21 23:18:33] <Salmander> That shrieks
  936. [2011-11-21 23:18:34] <minmin> Fred shrugs, exchanging his bow with a proper gun.
  937. [2011-11-21 23:18:35] <Heiden> "Are you in charge here?"
  938. [2011-11-21 23:18:37] <Salmander> The music kicks in
  939. [2011-11-21 23:18:43] <Salmander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8U4hjZw_l4
  940. [2011-11-21 23:18:44] <Glacon> Salmander: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance - Final boss battle Music. - length 1m 49s - rated 4.94/5.0 (63) - 30245 views - jonathanthetck on 2009.01.18
  941. [2011-11-21 23:18:47] <Soulless> "...Boss time."
  942. [2011-11-21 23:19:13] <Salmander> Boss goes first
  943. [2011-11-21 23:19:19] <TheRaven> Taggart takes aim, and readies his shotgun.
  944. [2011-11-21 23:19:22] <minmin> "Oh hey, I hope we get plenty XP from this."
  945. [2011-11-21 23:19:24] <Salmander> Boss uses CRUEL RUIN
  946. [2011-11-21 23:19:58] <Salmander> Meteors rain down from the cieling
  947. [2011-11-21 23:19:59] <Daedalize> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqHu0i9Kdaw
  948. [2011-11-21 23:20:00] <Glacon> Daedalize: Golden Sun - Cruel Ruin - length 38s - rated 4.92/5.0 (48) - 14464 views - yokumiho on 2006.08.07
  949. [2011-11-21 23:20:02] <Salmander> Everyone roll pdef
  950. [2011-11-21 23:20:18] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  951. [2011-11-21 23:20:19] <Glacon> TheRaven: 9 (6df+6=3+, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  952. [2011-11-21 23:20:38] <Heiden> 6df+6 Martin's rage knows no bounds.
  953. [2011-11-21 23:20:38] <Glacon> Heiden: Martin's rage knows no bounds.: 6 (6df+6=0, 4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  954. [2011-11-21 23:20:38] <Daedalize> 6df+6 FFFFUUUU-
  955. [2011-11-21 23:20:38] <Glacon> Daedalize: FFFFUUUU-: 7 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 4-, 0, 0, 0)
  956. [2011-11-21 23:20:46] <Soulless> 4df+7
  957. [2011-11-21 23:20:47] <Glacon> Soulless: 6 (4df+7=0, 0, 4-, 0)
  958. [2011-11-21 23:20:52] <Soulless> redact
  959. [2011-11-21 23:20:56] <Soulless> 6df+7
  960. [2011-11-21 23:20:56] <Glacon> Soulless: 10 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
  961. [2011-11-21 23:20:58] <NullAshton> 6df+6 damn instant death attacks D:
  962. [2011-11-21 23:20:59] <Glacon> NullAshton: damn instant death attacks D:: 4 (6df+6=3+, 4-, 0, 0, 4-, 4-)
  963. [2011-11-21 23:21:05] <minmin> 6df+8
  964. [2011-11-21 23:21:05] <Glacon> minmin: 8 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  965. [2011-11-21 23:21:30] <Salmander> Everyone who rolled 6 or below takes 3 damage
  966. [2011-11-21 23:22:09] <Salmander> Party's turn.
  967. [2011-11-21 23:22:39] <Sequence> 6df+5 sorry
  968. [2011-11-21 23:22:40] <Glacon> Sequence: sorry: 4 (6df+5=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
  969. [2011-11-21 23:22:42] <minmin> "Who had the freezing bullets earlier?"
  970. [2011-11-21 23:22:45] <minmin> "DRAGONS ARE WEAK TO ICE."
  971. [2011-11-21 23:22:52] <TheRaven> 6df+8 Stop that and die
  972. [2011-11-21 23:22:53] <Glacon> TheRaven: Stop that and die: 9 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  973. [2011-11-21 23:23:06] <Soulless> 6df+12 Stoat uses PREDATOR INSTINCT to throw CHAKRAM.
  974. [2011-11-21 23:23:07] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat uses PREDATOR INSTINCT to throw CHAKRAM.: 13 (6df+12=3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
  975. [2011-11-21 23:23:16] <minmin> 6df+6 Shooting the dragon in the meantime
  976. [2011-11-21 23:23:17] <Glacon> minmin: Shooting the dragon in the meantime: 8 (6df+6=3+, 0, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  977. [2011-11-21 23:23:41] <Sequence> Eva falls down in a faint. Incapped.
  978. [2011-11-21 23:23:42] <Daedalize> 6df+11 GODDAMN FUCKING GUN OF FREEZING +2 BITCH
  979. [2011-11-21 23:23:42] <Glacon> Daedalize: GODDAMN FUCKING GUN OF FREEZING +2 BITCH: 11 (6df+11=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  980. [2011-11-21 23:23:56] <Daedalize> Tagging Onwards!, BTW.
  981. [2011-11-21 23:24:10] <Salmander> The first head explodes.
  982. [2011-11-21 23:24:18] <Salmander> And then the second
  983. [2011-11-21 23:24:28] <Salmander> The third remains, gazing at the party
  984. [2011-11-21 23:24:32] <NullAshton> Dmitri winces. "...hey! Who had the potions?" He quickly shoots bullets at the... thing, on the third one.
  985. [2011-11-21 23:24:32] <Salmander> And you're all frozen again
  986. [2011-11-21 23:24:33] <Soulless> "Someone protect Eva."
  987. [2011-11-21 23:24:34] <Heiden> Martin...
  988. [2011-11-21 23:24:37] <Heiden> *giggles*.
  989. [2011-11-21 23:24:44] <minmin> Fred tosses a potion to dmitri
  990. [2011-11-21 23:24:58] <TheRaven> "Stoat, be ready to throw that water. I got a feeling this is gonna be like the Hydra."
  991. [2011-11-21 23:25:20] <Salmander> Martin can go
  992. [2011-11-21 23:25:31] <Salmander> As well as dmitri
  993. [2011-11-21 23:25:40] <Heiden> "You haven't been for your checkup lately, have you? I think it's time for some rather... /invasive/ procedures."
  994. [2011-11-21 23:25:54] <Heiden> 6df+8 Maneuver: Persuade (Intimidate) to inflict status: Cowering.
  995. [2011-11-21 23:25:54] <Glacon> Heiden: Maneuver: Persuade (Intimidate) to inflict status: Cowering.: 9 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
  996. [2011-11-21 23:25:56] <NullAshton> Dmitri uses his 'turn' to drink the potion instead of shooting at the thing.
  997. [2011-11-21 23:25:57] <Daedalize> "Hopefully, it will take up its turn healing. Ze attacks tend to get worse as health gets lower."
  998. [2011-11-21 23:26:13] <Heiden> Martin revs his drill. The shrill whine cuts through the din of battle.
  999. [2011-11-21 23:26:26] <Heiden> "Haha! Hahahaha!"
  1000. [2011-11-21 23:26:45] <minmin> Frederic winces.
  1001. [2011-11-21 23:26:45] <Salmander> Staus: Cowering is inflicted. The dragon has a 50/50 chance of moving.
  1002. [2011-11-21 23:27:10] <Salmander> Dmitri is healed by 2
  1003. [2011-11-21 23:27:22] <Salmander> Everyone is now frozen in stance
  1004. [2011-11-21 23:27:25] <Salmander> 1d2
  1005. [2011-11-21 23:27:27] <Glacon> Salmander: 1 (1d2=1)
  1006. [2011-11-21 23:27:35] <Salmander> The dragon may move this turn
  1007. [2011-11-21 23:27:45] <Salmander> It spreads its wings wide
  1008. [2011-11-21 23:27:56] <Salmander> It looks down upon you and flutters them
  1009. [2011-11-21 23:28:24] <Salmander> And then its momentarily encapsulated in blue light and a small blue +2 appears above its head.
  1010. [2011-11-21 23:28:38] <Salmander> Oh thank god, it used one of those useless status boosting moves
  1011. [2011-11-21 23:28:59] <Salmander> Party's turn
  1012. [2011-11-21 23:29:13] <TheRaven> 6df+8 "I wish I had my fucking rifle."
  1013. [2011-11-21 23:29:14] <Glacon> TheRaven: "I wish I had my fucking rifle.": 9 (6df+8=0, 0, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
  1014. [2011-11-21 23:29:21] <Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat uses CHAKRAM
  1015. [2011-11-21 23:29:22] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat uses CHAKRAM: 8 (6df+8=4-, 0, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
  1016. [2011-11-21 23:29:33] <minmin> 6df+6 Fred continues shooting.
  1017. [2011-11-21 23:29:33] <Glacon> minmin: Fred continues shooting.: 3 (6df+6=3+, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
  1018. [2011-11-21 23:29:45] <Soulless> "Just tell me when to throw!"
  1019. [2011-11-21 23:29:53] <Soulless> Stoat is referring to the bottle.
  1020. [2011-11-21 23:30:03] <Daedalize> 6df+11 tagging Onwards! again, Sigrun charges in low and shoots for the belly.
  1021. [2011-11-21 23:30:04] <Glacon> Daedalize: tagging Onwards! again, Sigrun charges in low and shoots for the belly.: 10 (6df+11=4-, 3+, 4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
  1022. [2011-11-21 23:30:33] <NullAshton> 6df+3 awesome spectacular bullet shooting move go!
  1023. [2011-11-21 23:30:34] <Glacon> NullAshton: awesome spectacular bullet shooting move go!: -1 (6df+3=4-, 4-, 0, 4-, 4-, 0)
  1024. [2011-11-21 23:30:51] <NullAshton> Dmitri shoots at the creature. His shots are.... less than spectacular.
  1025. [2011-11-21 23:31:01] <Salmander> Dmitri misses!
  1026. [2011-11-21 23:31:34] <Salmander> Taggart, Stoat, and Sigrun's shots all hit. The dragon's head looks down. It's critical!
  1027. [2011-11-21 23:31:43] <TheRaven> "Throw!"
  1028. [2011-11-21 23:31:46] <Heiden> Dr. Stephens leaps upon the dragon and begins to scale it. "Hold still," he insists!
  1029. [2011-11-21 23:32:04] <Soulless> 6df+12 tagging PREDATOR INSTINCT! Stoat throws BOTTLE OF WATER.
  1030. [2011-11-21 23:32:05] <Glacon> Soulless: tagging PREDATOR INSTINCT! Stoat throws BOTTLE OF WATER.: 13 (6df+12=0, 3+, 0, 0, 3+, 4-)
  1031. [2011-11-21 23:32:15] <Daedalize> "Stephens! Make it open wide!"
  1032. [2011-11-21 23:32:15] <Heiden> 6df+8 Maneuver: Medical (Dentistry), to inflict Vulnerability (Drill Bits)
  1033. [2011-11-21 23:32:15] <Glacon> Heiden: Maneuver: Medical (Dentistry), to inflict Vulnerability (Drill Bits): 8 (6df+8=3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 0, 4-)
  1034. [2011-11-21 23:32:27] <Soulless> *That's a 12 not a 13, sorry
  1035. [2011-11-21 23:32:44] <Salmander> The water hits the dragon. It shrieks
  1036. [2011-11-21 23:32:47] <Salmander> 1d2
  1037. [2011-11-21 23:32:48] <Glacon> Salmander: 2 (1d2=2)
  1038. [2011-11-21 23:32:54] <Salmander> Finish him, Martin
  1039. [2011-11-21 23:33:51] <Heiden> Dr. Martin cackles with glee as he begins to operate.
  1040. [2011-11-21 23:34:04] <Heiden> > DENTONOMICON
  1041. [2011-11-21 23:34:21] <Heiden> _> DRILLTECH LEVEL 99: THE BLACK MASS
  1042. [2011-11-21 23:34:35] <Heiden> 6df+16 Tapping Vulnerability, Tapping Student of the Marquis.
  1043. [2011-11-21 23:34:35] <Glacon> Heiden: Tapping Vulnerability, Tapping Student of the Marquis.: 16 (6df+16=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
  1044. [2011-11-21 23:34:35] <TheRaven> "..."
  1045. [2011-11-21 23:34:38] <Salmander> MP sufficient
  1046. [2011-11-21 23:34:49] <TheRaven> "Remind me to get that guy checked out when we get back."
  1047. [2011-11-21 23:35:05] <Salmander> The drill tears through the dragon, which explodes in white light
  1048. [2011-11-21 23:35:20] [INFO] Messages Cleared.
  1049. [2011-11-21 23:35:20] <NullAshton> Dmitri just... watches. Partly in amazement.
  1050. [2011-11-21 23:35:28] <Daedalize> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrDw-3xBGN0
  1051. [2011-11-21 23:35:28] <Glacon> Daedalize: Wakamoto's Giga Drill Breaker - length 22s - rated 4.71/5.0 (617) - 130631 views - Mietono on 2008.12.11
  1052. [2011-11-21 23:35:44] <Salmander> The light engulfs the entire party
  1053. [2011-11-21 23:35:54] <Salmander> And then they're back in the sub in the sub bay.
  1054. [2011-11-21 23:36:10] <Sequence> Eva is still incapped.
  1055. [2011-11-21 23:36:13] <Soulless> to #farrecron?
  1056. [2011-11-21 23:36:25] <TheRaven> Back to normal?
  1057. [2011-11-21 23:36:31] -->| Nusquam (Mibbit@synIRC-BE8DC6EE.dr02.ftdd.ia.frontiernet.net) has joined #redpool
  1058. [2011-11-21 23:36:43] <Salmander> Back to normal
  1059. [2011-11-21 23:36:51] <Salmander> Bakc to #farrecon
  1060. [2011-11-21 23:36:55] <minmin> "That was...entertaining."
  1061. [2011-11-21 23:36:56] <--| TheRaven has left #redpool
  1062. [2011-11-21 23:37:07] <--| minmin has left #redpool
  1063. [2011-11-21 23:37:23] <NullAshton> Dmitri checks to see if he's still pixelly, and if any of the stuff from their adventures remained...
  1064. [2011-11-21 23:37:32] <--| Daedalize has left #redpool
  1065. [2011-11-21 23:37:32] <Salmander> Nothing
  1066.  
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