What was I thinking?

Part 1:

well im alive
i dont feel my legs imm bleeding
and we are on the street we are bited i find the cure!! we dont have much ammo
i thing that we will die
we are going to the docks to take a boat and go away from here
im a vampire but i cant bite then the only way its kill everyone
we need more guns there is a destroyed tank, millions of zombies a car and 13 ak-47
15 guys here and i need kill everyone maybe this was my last post cause they are coming and...*shoting* the situation is not good
they are here and *bite* nooooo they bite me *i need backup fast*
we need best guns *pushing a M60* now i will kill em all
*shoting the m60*aaaaaaaaa the situation is the worst that you can thing
no!!!! there's only me here and i need kill they OMG!!! an helicopter!!!!
im protected now*well i thinked this*but wait,WHAT THE HELL??? he have go away
i need an safe place *climbing a tree* this is secure now. I need summon Satan
*Sumoning*
10%...
20%...
35%...wait!! i forgotten the count!!
ok again
10%...
11%...
34%...
67...
89...
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shit!!!!!!!!
my computer is a shit!!!!!
well i still need help cause im bleeding
WTF!!!! the boat?!
i will survive
Yes!!!!
*close post*

Part 2:

24 hours later
im on brazil now but wait!!!
there are more zombies here!!!!!
*there are sobrevivents here*
hey!!!
an sword!!!!
i will atack they
*swing* *swing*
(atacking with the sword)
we must go
i need explode the atomic bomb is the only way!!!
*steps*...*steps*...*more steps*
omg !!!!
i must activate my c4
*activating*
10%
10%
10%
errrrr sorry
25%
36%
65%
90% ME!!!!
99% 0
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100%
will explode i will take the hoverplane
*ignition*
*vruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum*
*boom*
im alive
operation complete
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