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Play with Sea Fluffy

Jun 6th, 2012
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  1. >go swimming with your friends in a nearby lake
  2. >notice a couple of sea fluffy ponies on somewhat nearby
  3. >hope they don't notice you
  4. >lamentably, one of them does
  5. >it swims over to you, excited
  6. >"Yay! New fwiends! Wan pway!"
  7. >All of your friends groan
  8. "Alright, whose turn is it to take care of this one?"
  9. "It's Anon's!"
  10. >You sigh
  11. >You swim over to it
  12. >It swims around excitedly, babbling incoherently
  13. >You forget how to play with these things
  14. >Get an idea; grab a stick
  15. "Hey fluffy! Go fetch!"
  16. >You throw the stick for it, as if it was a dog
  17. >It just grins at you stupidly
  18. >"Wut dat hooman? New game fow fwuffy? How pway?"
  19. >Say fuck it
  20. "Hey fluffy! Want huggies?"
  21. >It darts over to you
  22. >"Yay! Wan huggies fwom new fwiend!"
  23. >You hug it for a few seconds to gain its trust
  24. >"Fwuffy wuv new fwiend!"
  25. >You grab it by its tail
  26. >"NUUUUUU! FWUFFY NO WIKE GAME! WET GO OF FWUFFY!"
  27. >You walk out of the water, the sea pony trashing as hard as it can to try and get out of your grip
  28. >"HOOMAN NOT FWIEND! HOOMAN MUNSTAH! NO HUWT FWUFFY! WET FWUFFY GO!"
  29. >Anger soon turns to fear and tears
  30. >"FWUFFY CAN'T BWEAVE! PWEASE PUT FWUFFY BACK IN WAWA!"
  31. >You throw the sea fluffy on a cement block, directly in the sun
  32. >You hear its yells get weaker and weaker as you go back to your friends
  33. >Come back in a few hours, see that the fluffy's corpse has been picked apart by birds
  34. >Fucking sea fluffy ponies, those things suck even worse than regular ones
  35.  
  36. >you go back in the water
  37. >the other sea fluffy saw what you did
  38. >against its better judgment, it swims over to you
  39. >it puffs out its chest
  40. >"hey munstah! wy yoo huwt fwuffy fwiend? fwunny dun wike yoo!"
  41. >it blows a raspberry, splashes you in the face, and swims away
  42. >your friends laugh
  43. "Are you going to take that shit from a fluffy pony fish? Go fry its lungs like the other one!"
  44. >You swim over to the other sea fluffy
  45. >"Go away munsta hooman! Fwuffy dun wan pway wif yoo!"
  46. >It tries splashing you again, while blowing another raspberry
  47. "Well that's too bad! I was going to give you this!"
  48. >Pull out some seaweed, the sea pony's equivalent of spaghetti
  49. >"Nummies fow fwuffy!?"
  50. "Sure are, little dude!"
  51. >It darts over to you
  52. >Nibbles on some of the seaweed
  53. >It finishes before too long
  54. >"Fwuffy wong bout hooman! Hooman fwiend to fwuffy!"
  55. "Guess again, you little shit!"
  56. >You grab this one by the tail
  57. >"NUUUUUUU! NO GWAB FWUFFY! STAAAAWP!"
  58. >Drag it out of the water
  59. >Go over to your grill
  60. >Turn it on
  61. >"NUUUUUUuuuuuuuu!" The fluffy pony protests, somehow still alive
  62. >Throw the sea fluffy on
  63. >It squeals in pain until it's completely black
  64. >You go back to your friends
  65. >How did those things get there anyways?
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