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- >go swimming with your friends in a nearby lake
- >notice a couple of sea fluffy ponies on somewhat nearby
- >hope they don't notice you
- >lamentably, one of them does
- >it swims over to you, excited
- >"Yay! New fwiends! Wan pway!"
- >All of your friends groan
- "Alright, whose turn is it to take care of this one?"
- "It's Anon's!"
- >You sigh
- >You swim over to it
- >It swims around excitedly, babbling incoherently
- >You forget how to play with these things
- >Get an idea; grab a stick
- "Hey fluffy! Go fetch!"
- >You throw the stick for it, as if it was a dog
- >It just grins at you stupidly
- >"Wut dat hooman? New game fow fwuffy? How pway?"
- >Say fuck it
- "Hey fluffy! Want huggies?"
- >It darts over to you
- >"Yay! Wan huggies fwom new fwiend!"
- >You hug it for a few seconds to gain its trust
- >"Fwuffy wuv new fwiend!"
- >You grab it by its tail
- >"NUUUUUU! FWUFFY NO WIKE GAME! WET GO OF FWUFFY!"
- >You walk out of the water, the sea pony trashing as hard as it can to try and get out of your grip
- >"HOOMAN NOT FWIEND! HOOMAN MUNSTAH! NO HUWT FWUFFY! WET FWUFFY GO!"
- >Anger soon turns to fear and tears
- >"FWUFFY CAN'T BWEAVE! PWEASE PUT FWUFFY BACK IN WAWA!"
- >You throw the sea fluffy on a cement block, directly in the sun
- >You hear its yells get weaker and weaker as you go back to your friends
- >Come back in a few hours, see that the fluffy's corpse has been picked apart by birds
- >Fucking sea fluffy ponies, those things suck even worse than regular ones
- >you go back in the water
- >the other sea fluffy saw what you did
- >against its better judgment, it swims over to you
- >it puffs out its chest
- >"hey munstah! wy yoo huwt fwuffy fwiend? fwunny dun wike yoo!"
- >it blows a raspberry, splashes you in the face, and swims away
- >your friends laugh
- "Are you going to take that shit from a fluffy pony fish? Go fry its lungs like the other one!"
- >You swim over to the other sea fluffy
- >"Go away munsta hooman! Fwuffy dun wan pway wif yoo!"
- >It tries splashing you again, while blowing another raspberry
- "Well that's too bad! I was going to give you this!"
- >Pull out some seaweed, the sea pony's equivalent of spaghetti
- >"Nummies fow fwuffy!?"
- "Sure are, little dude!"
- >It darts over to you
- >Nibbles on some of the seaweed
- >It finishes before too long
- >"Fwuffy wong bout hooman! Hooman fwiend to fwuffy!"
- "Guess again, you little shit!"
- >You grab this one by the tail
- >"NUUUUUUU! NO GWAB FWUFFY! STAAAAWP!"
- >Drag it out of the water
- >Go over to your grill
- >Turn it on
- >"NUUUUUUuuuuuuuu!" The fluffy pony protests, somehow still alive
- >Throw the sea fluffy on
- >It squeals in pain until it's completely black
- >You go back to your friends
- >How did those things get there anyways?
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