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OOC: Nonsuperbatman: Me being the nerd Hop.
OOC: Js10credible: would have died before I got there, plus fuck that
OOC: Js10credible: I'd rather just end it
OOC: Js10credible: I got my targets according to the endgame stats
OOC: Lantern2011: using magic without an expired license. 1:30 brigging
OOC: HotawhatBaabhabhiat: WORLD STAR
OOC: HotawhatBaabhabhiat: AAYYOO
OOC: Js10credible: that was pretty amazing to find werewolf serum in a bean
OOC: Bowmani: Wizards got killed but completed their dark ritual
OOC: Bowmani: haha
OOC: HotawhatBaabhabhiat: you might find one but you have to find all the precursors
OOC: Js10credible: shocking grasped a few peeps cus I never used it before
OOC: Js10credible: no
OOC: Js10credible: it was the legit whole serum
OOC: HotawhatBaabhabhiat: shiiiiiit
OOC: Js10credible: I know at least one got wolf'd
OOC: Bowmani: Yeah looked like the captain
OOC: Nonsuperbatman: David Ryder
OOC: Nonsuperbatman: He stole the caps hat
OOC: HotawhatBaabhabhiat: I once made the serum when jellybeans were freely dispensed
OOC: Bowmani: saw him eating people at old arrivals
OOC: HotawhatBaabhabhiat: rip jellybean vending machines
OOC: Js10credible: that was a super lucky drop, 12 beans and I get that
OOC: Js10credible: yeah he almost ate me too
OOC: Js10credible: luckily I had mugworts which I must have forgot at the end
OOC: Bowmani: taken down by your own creation
OOC: Bowmani: that would have been great
The current game mode is a secret!
Possibilities: changeling, conspiracy, mixed, nuclear emergency, traitor, and wizard
OOC has been automatically disabled until the round ends.
Rebb Brown is the Captain!
You are the Barman.
You feel unusually sober.
Your pin to your ID is: 1559
Your icons have been generated!
Enjoy the game!
Door is the AI!
Door  [145.9] states, "Kiki Kolana has signed up as Head of Personnel."
Dr. Majestic  [145.9] says, "Attention crew, I am stealing you DNA for science."
You have added Bo Jack Daniel's to the backpack.
Door  [145.9] states, "That sounds like an invasion of the crew's privacy"
Door  [145.9] states, "Nasir Steele has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Guy Man  [145.9] exclaims, "DAvid Ryder stole my ID!"
Ms. Food  [145.9] exclaims, "steal my dna buddy and you won't live to regret it!"
Ms. Food exclaims, "steal my dna buddy and you won't live to regret it!"
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "I can't leave my workstation now."
Dr. Majestic has scanned Mr. Muggles!
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "He is a very nice theif"
Door  [145.9] states, "Doctor McMedic has signed up as Security Officer."
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "He just gave it back"
Dr. Majestic has scanned Ms. Food!
  *beep*
Ms. Food fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Dr. Majestic screams!
Door  [145.9] states, "I count 2 minutes for the first crime. That's a bloody record."
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Ms. Food has grabbed Dr. Majestic passively!
Ms. Food has grabbed Dr. Majestic aggressively (now hands)!
Ms. Food has reinforced his grip on Dr. Majestic (now neck)!
Ms. Food has temporarily tightened his grip on Dr. Majestic!
Dr. Majestic says, "IT HAS BEEN STOLEN"
Ms. Food has temporarily tightened his grip on Dr. Majestic!
Ms. Food has tightened his grip on Dr. Majestic's neck!
Guy Man  [145.9] exclaims, "1 minute!"
Dr. Majestic gasps.
The Mr. Muggles waves  tail.
Door  [145.9] states, "RD, you should consider not standing next to a fire alarm with a cigarette"
The soda machine beeps, "Everyone can see Orange-Aid is best!"
Dr. Majestic  [145.9] exclaims, "Straight to the computers with your DNA, Ms. Food!"
Your intent is now set to 'help'.
Ms. Food shakes Dr. Majestic trying to wake Dr. Majestic up!
Ms. Food shakes Dr. Majestic trying to wake Dr. Majestic up!
Darth Charlie shakes Dr. Majestic trying to wake Dr. Majestic up!
Dr. Majestic screams!
Dr. Majestic laughs.
The snack machine beeps, "Fill the gap in your stomach right now!"
You have added Deoxyribonucleic Amigo Cartridge to the backpack.
Ultra Space System Update

Enemy communication intercept.  Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.

Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
The soda machine beeps, "Spooky Dan's - it's altogether ooky!"
You insert 250 Credits.
Ms. Food  [145.9] says, "1000000 credits for your pda software geneticist"
Ms. Food says, "1000000 credits for your pda software geneticist"
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "no"
You insert Med-U Cartridge into PDA-Ms. Food.
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "Ai, please give genetics the entire station budget."
Dr. Majestic  [145.9] says, "Agreed, please do."
Ms. Food  [145.9] exclaims, "10 minutes to come up with the money or i fry it!"
Ms. Food exclaims, "10 minutes to come up with the money or i fry it!"
Door  [145.9] states, "Pleasuretoast Esq. IV has signed up as Scientist."
Deadter Chesman  [145.9] says, "But who will pay my sala... forget it, I never planned on spending any money."
1 chemical agent found.
	 Bo Jack Daniel's - 60

Sad Droid attempts to force Darth Charlie to drink from Space Beer.
Door  [145.9] declares, "Mister Man, if I did that, the station crew might go on strike!"
Sad Droid attempts to force Darth Charlie to drink from Space Beer.
Sad Droid makes Darth Charlie drink from the Space Beer.
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "DO IT DOOR"
Pleasuretoast Esq. IV  [145.9] says, "you say that like we weren't already on strike"
Lance Scott is trying to put a clown wig and mask on Darth Charlie
Darth Charlie earned the Suspicious Character medal.
Door  [145.9] states, "Hop Sin has signed up as Engineer."
  The mixture becomes a yellow liquid!
Ms. Food adds a donk-pocket to the microwave.
The microwave turns on.
The microwave begins cooking something!
Ms. Food swings at Lance Scott!
Lance Scott is trying to put Radio Headset on Unknown
Lance Scott is trying to put Radio Headset on Unknown
Sad Droid states, "Put on yer clownshoes, clownshoes"
You take a bite of the warm donk-pocket!
You finish eating the warm donk-pocket.
You have added Donk-Pockets to the backpack.
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Ms. Food takes a sip from Bo Jack Daniel's.
Tastes like there might be Bo Jack Daniel's in this.
Ms. Food takes a sip from Bo Jack Daniel's.
Tastes like there might be Bo Jack Daniel's in this.
You have added Bo Jack Daniel's to the backpack.
Door  [145.9] declares, "Attention: Contraband detected in HoP's office!"
Ms. Food slurs, "I beyernes gkasizd hwe qazara save aj boabkihq knvooj."
Ms. Food  [145.9] slurs, "ai door"
Ms. Food slurs, "ai door"
Rebb Brown  [145.9] says, "you go get the weaons. ill go get the pod"
Ms. Food  [145.9] slurs, "ai door"
Ms. Food slurs, "ai door"
Amusing Duck honks, "wacka"
Door  [145.9] states, "Pluto Nash has signed up as Quartermaster."
Amusing Duck honks, "gaggle"
Ms. Food slurs, "shomeday, we’ll run inthfo eagh oduer again, I gnow iff. Maybe I’ll be older and shmarffer and jushff plain beffffer. If duaff happensh, duaff’sh when I’ll desherve you. Buff now, aff duish momenthf, you gan’ff hoog your boaff ffo mine, begaushe I’m liable ffo shingh ush bodu."
Ms. Food slurs, "ai due door opn iff"
Ms. Food  [145.9] slurs, "ai open duish door"
Ms. Food slurs, "ai open duish door"
Amusing Duck honks, "quack"
Door  [145.9] states, "Isaiah Benford has signed up as Scientist."
Ms. Food fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Ms. Food fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Rebb Brown screams!
Ms. Food fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Rebb Brown says, "what the fuck"
Door  [145.9] states, "Gunfire detected in HoP's office"
Rebb Brown  [145.9] says, "HELP"
Rebb Brown  [145.9] says, "AI"
Rebb Brown says, "AI"
Rebb Brown  [145.9] says, "HELP"
Rebb Brown says, "HELP"
Ms. Food  [145.9] slurs, "ai"
Ms. Food slurs, "ai"
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "QM budget got drained"
Ms. Food is trying to empty Rebb Brown's pockets!!
Ms. Food is trying to empty Rebb Brown's pockets!!
Ms. Food is trying to empty Rebb Brown's pockets!!
Ms. Food is trying to empty Rebb Brown's pockets!!
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "Who the fuck did this"
Ms. Food is trying to empty Rebb Brown's pockets!!
Ms. Food is trying to take off a backpack from Rebb Brown's back!
Ms. Food is trying to take off a backpack from Rebb Brown's back!
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "Fuck you HoP or whoever traitorous scum that broke into customs"
Your intent is now set to 'disarm'.
Rebb Brown has been shot pointblank with the taser gun by Ms. Food!
Rebb Brown is hit by the energy bolt!
Door  [145.9] states, "My orders were to transfer all the station's funds to research. Nobody countermanded those orders when prompted."
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
you set the output to stun.
you set the output to laser.
Ms. Food slurs, "vliev ko qazy smeamwkijk im sjadm. jdaccef. fzm wqe cekn co hou wmitk hs vuit if dpolb?"
Rebb Brown is hit by the laser!
Rebb Brown is hit by the laser!
Rebb Brown is hit by the laser!
Rebb Brown is hit by the laser!
Rebb Brown is hit by the laser!
Rebb Brown is hit by the laser!
Rebb Brown is hit by the laser!
Rebb Brown is hit by the laser!
*click* *click*
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "Transfer all of the stations budget into Shipping"
Door  [145.9] states, "I'm sorry miss Food. You are not making sense."
Ultra Space System Update

Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.

Rebb Brown collapses!
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "Don't do that AI"
Rebb Brown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Rebb Brown gasps.
You push the r wall but nothing happens!
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "Keep all money in genetics budgjet"
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "No, Shipping"
Guy Man  [145.9] exclaims, "They can make their own money!"
Door  [145.9] states, "Alert. Station chain of command does not cover this eventuality."
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "We don't even have any money fuckass."
Guy Man  [145.9] exclaims, "Keep the budget with us!"
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "Because you stole it all"
Door  [145.9] queries, "Can a head please provide instructions?"
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "Sell your clothes and shit"
Ms. Food  [145.9] slurs, "ai do noff open dueshe doorsh bolff and elegffrify duem"
Ms. Food slurs, "ai do noff open dueshe doorsh bolff and elegffrify duem"
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "Sell ore from the miners"
Door  [145.9] states, "Casimir Pulaski has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "Next time drain it out of another account you pompous ass."
Door  [145.9] states, "unable to comply."
Ms. Food is holding her breath. It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Ms. Food moans.
You begin to recover.
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
Door states, "Electrifying a door may harm humans"
Door  [145.9] states, "Electrifying a door may harm humans"
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "You can print money"
Guy Man says, "You can print money"
Casimir Pulaski  [145.9] asks, "Anything happening on Goon for Thanksgibbing?"
Casimir Pulaski asks, "Anything happening on Goon for Thanksgibbing?"
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "Give us the money Door"
Guy Man says, "Give us the money Door"
Casimir Pulaski  [145.9] asks, "Gibbis everywhere?"
Casimir Pulaski asks, "Gibbis everywhere?"
DEAD: Ghost (Rebb Brown) wails, "; what the fuck dude"
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "Door, split the money between shipping and research evenly"
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat says, "Door, split the money between shipping and research evenly"
Seda Demirel says, "last chances"
Door states, "Medical and security to HoP's office."
Door  [145.9] states, "Medical and security to HoP's office."
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "Don't move it more or less than that."
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat says, "Don't move it more or less than that."
Dr. Majestic says, "Found laser eyes partial"
Father Jack exclaims, "ARSE!"
Robotic Talk, Facism states, "there isn't anyone in the HOP room"
Guy Man  [145.9] says, "Fine."
Guy Man says, "Fine."
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat  [145.9] says, "Seriously dude, eat shit"
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat says, "Seriously dude, eat shit"
Guy Man says, "Complete it then"
Robotic Talk, Facism states, "and the human Ms. Food is dead"
Door states, "Transfer complet."
Door  [145.9] states, "Transfer complet."
DEAD: Ms. Food says, "being a traitor is bad"
Robotic Talk, Door states, "The captain has to be in there still as well. Possibly under Miss Food's corpse."
DEAD: Ghost (Rebb Brown) moans, "were you a traitor?"
Robotic Talk, Facism states, "I am going into the HOP office"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Zeta-62 states, "Door, set up the AI Foyer and Engineering Substation SMES please so I don't have to walk up there"
DEAD: Ms. Food says, "no werent you"
Robotic Talk, Door declares, "Oh sure. Make ME do all the walking!"
Robotic Talk, Facism states, "yes the captain  is dead too"
DEAD: Ms. Food says, "thaat emag"
Robotic Talk, Door states, "Strip the captain, check for contraband."
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Zeta-62 states, "Well, I have stubby little legs, you have the power of camera magics"
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat says, "cool"
Robotic Talk, Door states, "The SMES cells are set up"
Hotawhat Baabhabhiat says, "this one heals"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Zeta-62 states, "Cheers"
Robotic Talk, Door queries, "Are you venting the burner?"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Zeta-62 states, "Oh I probably should."
Guy Man says, "I am suprised that this monkey is named after Prof. Elemental."
Robotic Talk, Door queries, "Yes. And your setup was inefficient. Are those mixed tanks?"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Zeta-62 states, "Nope. Inefficiency was more efficient since I expect no telescience activity, so we'll last."
Dr. Majestic says, "GCCG..."
Sad Droid declares, "It's the fuckin cops!"
Guy Man asks, "Gccg?"
Robotic Talk, Door declares, "But... No glorious explosions!"
Father Jack says, "That would be an ecumenical matter."
Guy Man says, "Stop with the partials"
Sad Droid states, "Stop makin' drugs, drugmans! That shit's sad, yo."
Guy Man says, "They are useless."
David Ryder  [145.9] says, "AI, open please"
David Ryder says, "AI, open please"
Guy Man says, "For the most part"
Dr. Majestic says, "Not really"
David Ryder  [145.9] says, "ive got gifts to deliver"
David Ryder says, "ive got gifts to deliver"
Guy Man exclaims, "Just complete one if you find it!"
Deadter Chesman says, "Santa"
Door states, "Mister Ryder, please take off your agent card so I can track you"
Door  [145.9] states, "Mister Ryder, please take off your agent card so I can track you"
David Ryder  [145.9] says, "no"
David Ryder says, "no"
Deadter Chesman says, "Take this"
Deadter Chesman:  Take this
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Zeta-62 states, "I'll just pretend I did it because APC arcs would be harming humans, and it's not because I'm incompetent in all things engine."
Door queries, "Then how am I going to open a door for you?"
Door  [145.9] queries, "Then how am I going to open a door for you?"
Sad Droid states, "Y'wanna relax, guy? How about a beer on the job, I won't tell."
Pleasuretoast Esq. IV says, "well"
Pleasuretoast Esq. IV says, "if you insist"
Robotic Talk, Door states, "Engine arcs can only happen when you hotwire the engine to the station grid"
Sad Droid declares, "Fuck. Beer's gone. My bad!"
Guy Man says, "Ahh yeah"
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Pleasuretoast Esq. IV says, "it happens bro"
Facism states, "please revive these two humans"
Sad Droid states, "Shit... I'm really sorry, bro."
Guy Man says, "Cryokinesis"
Guy Man says, "Aright"
Guy Man asks, "Where are they?"
Father Jack exclaims, "GIRLS!"
Deadter Chesman  [145.9] says, "Be sure to be at a minimum five tiles away from wherever you throw that santa, the consequences could leave you... stunned. Huehue he hue."
Deadter Chesman says, "Be sure to be at a minimum five tiles away from wherever you throw that santa, the consequences could leave you... stunned. Huehue he hue."
Sad Droid states, "I'm the shittiest beer-bringin' brobot ever."
Guy Man says, "Well"
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Guy Man says, "That one is alove"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Zeta-62 states, "In that case it's safe to assume that I'm incompetent in all things engine."
Door declares, "Ah. I have found you mister Ryder!"
Door  [145.9] declares, "Ah. I have found you mister Ryder!"
Door declares, "Security to medical!"
Door  [145.9] declares, "Security to medical!"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Zeta-62 declares, "But hey, there's some power!"
Pleasuretoast Esq. IV says, "its cool"
Pluto Nash says, "whats up"
Facism states, "he was dead a second ago"
Dr. Majestic says, "Amazing"
Father Jack exclaims, "FECK!"
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Sad Droid declares, "So much gas in here, man. Gotta go in case shit EXPLODES, man!"
Robotic Talk, Door states, "I think David Ryder is the HoP in disguise..."
Deadter Chesman  [145.9] says, "Oh my. I might've accidentally given a bad santa a poweful chemical stun weapon."
Deadter Chesman says, "Oh my. I might've accidentally given a bad santa a poweful chemical stun weapon."
Robotic Talk, Facism states, "the captain is still alive"
David Ryder says, "hey"
Ms. Food seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Deadter Chesman  [145.9] says, "And told him how to use it propery."
Deadter Chesman says, "And told him how to use it propery."
Robotic Talk, Facism states, "and in perfect health"
Door  [145.9] states, "That sounds traitorous, mister Chesman"
Pleasuretoast Esq. IV  [145.9] says, "these things happen"
Door  [145.9] states, "Mister Scott, please vacate the station before you start exploding"
Door  [145.9] states, "Kelvin Shaw has signed up as Botanist."
Kiki Kolana  [145.9] says, "There is a dual weilding shotgun Santa"
Door  [145.9] states, "He's fighting the traitorous zapping captain"
Pleasuretoast Esq. IV  [145.9] says, "santa is a hero of the people"
Door  [145.9] states, "Explosion in teleporter room"
Guy Man  [145.9] asks, "Which one?"
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Reason: Shoots the captain for no discernible reason. Shot and strangled the geneticist over being scanned with a DNA scanner. Shit as usual..
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