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- [18:49] <Abyss> == CONTINUE ==
- [18:49] <Abyss> Lyra and Alex arrive through the gate to LOAAC
- [18:49] <snuffshotMartyr> I mean, if we want this to NOT fail horribly, we should really figure out what we're doing
- [18:50] <Abyss> In front of Alex's house appears to be a massive land-whale wearing a pair of Orange and Yellow Pajamas with a ridiculously long hood
- [18:50] <Abyss> Talking to himself
- [18:50] <snuffshotMartyr> What.
- [18:50] <Abyss> Oh no wait
- [18:51] <Abyss> That's just an insanely obese guy
- [18:51] <Abyss> Your bad
- [18:51] <snuffshotMartyr> What.
- [18:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Hey!"
- [18:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Dunno who you are, can't hear words"
- [18:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Message snuffshotMartyr"
- [18:52] <Byron_Leighland> woah shit what the fuck
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> oh fuck
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> ohhh shit see corporal you should have just told me to leave
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> now there are people
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> waiiiit
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> you did this on fuckin purpose didn't you you fuck
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> wait
- [18:53] * Lyra_Bel pantomimes an exaggerated shrug
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> did you say snuffshotmartyr
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> because
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> that would mean that
- [18:53] <Byron_Leighland> wait fuck
- [18:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Can't hear you."
- [18:54] <Byron_Leighland> oh that would make sense
- [18:54] <Byron_Leighland> uh
- [18:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Who's this guy"
- [18:54] <masterfulShooter> wait shit is this your house lyra
- [18:54] <snuffshotMartyr> There we go
- [18:54] < masterfulShooter> because if it is i totally wasn't like getting shit out of it
- [18:55] * snuffshotMartyr [SM] has opened memo on board Deafness Sucks
- [18:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Alright so
- [18:55] <snuffshotMartyr> You're Byron, then?
- [18:55] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [18:55] <masterfulShooter> yes
- [18:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex. Memo."
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> i mean i guess your lyra then
- [18:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Eeyup
- [18:56] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Sup
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> whos this guy
- [18:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Alex
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> oh
- [18:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Think I mentioned him
- [18:56] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Just some dude
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> maybe
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> i dont really remember
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> wait is this either of your house
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> because i mean
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> i wasnt like
- [18:56] <masterfulShooter> going in
- [19:11] <snuffshotMartyr> Alex's house
- [19:11] <masterfulShooter> oh
- [19:11] <masterfulShooter> well
- [19:11] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:11] <masterfulShooter> is he mad
- [19:12] <masterfulShooter> i mean shit
- [19:12] <masterfulShooter> i just popped out here
- [19:12] <masterfulShooter> and like
- [19:12] <masterfulShooter> the spooky shit
- [19:12] <masterfulShooter> the skeletons and shit
- [19:12] <masterfulShooter> its a future thing
- [19:12] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what are you talking about dude
- [19:13] <masterfulShooter> see i wanted to go back to my planet
- [19:13] <masterfulShooter> but then the gate took me here
- [19:13] <masterfulShooter> and then saw the spooky skeletons
- [19:13] <masterfulShooter> and i remembered the spooky skeleton guild
- [19:13] <masterfulShooter> and i got fuckin pissed off
- [19:13] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what skeleton?
- [19:13] <masterfulShooter> so i mean
- [19:15] <masterfulShooter> i mean shit im no scientist but
- [19:15] <masterfulShooter> where there are coffins
- [19:15] <masterfulShooter> there are spooky skeletons abound
- [19:15] <masterfulShooter> ready to fuck your shit
- [19:15] <snuffshotMartyr> That's what I said!
- [19:15] <snuffshotMartyr> Except I was kind of more excited than mad
- [19:16] <snuffshotMartyr> And then disappointed
- [19:16] <masterfulShooter> you wouldnt understand
- [19:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> right I forgot about your death thing
- [19:16] <masterfulShooter> skeletons have a much worse meaning in
- [19:16] <masterfulShooter> in the future
- [19:16] <masterfulShooter> those fucks
- [19:16] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:16] <masterfulShooter> anyway
- [19:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> sigh
- [19:16] <masterfulShooter> wait
- [19:17] <masterfulShooter> wait shit am i not supposed to tell anyone or just faerzen
- [19:17] <masterfulShooter> wait i forgot what the note said
- [19:17] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:17] <masterfulShooter> hm
- [19:17] <snuffshotMartyr> ??
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> wait no it just says nick and faerzen so
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> i guess i can tell you
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> so have you noticed the
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> fuckin
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> whats the word
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> what is this box thing made of
- [19:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh great
- [19:18] <snuffshotMartyr> More boxes
- [19:18] <unmotivatedMeatshield> wood
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> oh
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> oh yeah
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> wood
- [19:18] <masterfulShooter> thats a thing
- [19:19] <masterfulShooter> anyway
- [19:19] <snuffshotMartyr> Seriously dude?
- [19:19] <masterfulShooter> what do you mean
- [19:19] <snuffshotMartyr> I mean, I get you're from the future, but wood is pretty universal
- [19:19] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah
- [19:19] <masterfulShooter> not for me
- [19:19] <masterfulShooter> i mean shit
- [19:19] <masterfulShooter> i never went outside remember
- [19:19] <masterfulShooter> i didnt have a choice in the matter
- [19:19] <masterfulShooter> fuck it
- [19:19] <snuffshotMartyr> Well yeah but
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> its not important
- [19:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Like, ACTUALLY never?
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> yes
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> actually never
- [19:20] <unmotivatedMeatshield> how
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> well i mean before this shit
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> what do you mean how
- [19:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Not just hyperbole, you literally spent your life indoors?
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> yes
- [19:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Dude
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> a lot of people did
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> well maybe
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> i mean i dont know
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> do you want me to break down how much of a dick my dad is
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> for you
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> right now
- [19:20] <masterfulShooter> because i mean
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> i dont even know really
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> there might be some secret shit in his room
- [19:21] <unmotivatedMeatshield> does this give you any more context why i left, lyra?
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> that i never knew about
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> fuck i mean i could just like
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> that was why i was leaving
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> which is why im here
- [19:21] <snuffshotMartyr> I think it might
- [19:21] <snuffshotMartyr> I mean
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> shit im rambling again
- [19:21] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh man
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> look the point is
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> i got a message from like
- [19:21] <masterfulShooter> future me
- [19:22] <masterfulShooter> and this shit was inside
- [19:22] <masterfulShooter> i mean i dont want to touch it
- [19:22] <masterfulShooter> so i mean
- [19:22] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:22] <masterfulShooter> i mean i dont know if you want it either
- [19:22] <masterfulShooter> shit it might give you like
- [19:22] <masterfulShooter> ptsd
- [19:22] <snuffshotMartyr> Byron
- [19:23] <snuffshotMartyr> Stop stalling
- [19:23] <snuffshotMartyr> What's up?
- [19:23] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ill open it
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> but i dont want that shit in my sylladex
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> so its in my hood
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> the uh
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> the mask was in the box
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> shit
- [19:23] * Lyra_Bel steps back
- [19:23] <snuffshotMartyr> Carl?
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> i mean it also came with a letter saying that im going to kick ass in the future and shit
- [19:23] <unmotivatedMeatshield> woah
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> and also that like
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> we become friends?
- [19:23] <masterfulShooter> but i dont know
- [19:24] <masterfulShooter> i fucking hate masks
- [19:24] <masterfulShooter> with a passion
- [19:24] <snuffshotMartyr> Amen
- [19:24] <masterfulShooter> and im preeetty sure it tried to get me to like
- [19:24] <masterfulShooter> break into your or
- [19:24] <masterfulShooter> alexs house
- [19:24] <masterfulShooter> so theres that
- [19:24] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay yeah time to put the mask away
- [19:24] <snuffshotMartyr> You mentioned Nick and Faerzen
- [19:25] <snuffshotMartyr> What EXACTLY was that about?
- [19:26] <masterfulShooter> was what about
- [19:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Not telling Nick and Faerzen something
- [19:26] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> well basically
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> it said if i tell them
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> it would fuck up the timeline
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> or something
- [19:27] <snuffshotMartyr> Lovely
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> the timeline in which i become a baller
- [19:27] <unmotivatedMeatshield> The timeline?
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> but then again
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> like
- [19:27] <snuffshotMartyr> So we've got, what, a second Abyss running around now?
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> i dont pretend to know fuckin
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> time travel like
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> logistics
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> but wouldnt it not make a difference
- [19:27] <masterfulShooter> if it already happened
- [19:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Probably
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> fuck i dont think this hard
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> ever
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> shit
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> anyway
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> so
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> i mean
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> the plan was to
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> go back to my planet
- [19:28] <masterfulShooter> so
- [19:29] <masterfulShooter> wait shit
- [19:29] <masterfulShooter> is this a bad time
- [19:29] <masterfulShooter> for robot eyes
- [19:29] <snuffshotMartyr> BLUH
- [19:29] <snuffshotMartyr> I totally forgot about the robot eyes
- [19:29] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what robot eyes
- [19:29] <snuffshotMartyr> Darn it Kek, this is your fault
- [19:30] <masterfulShooter> what
- [19:30] <snuffshotMartyr> If Kek had brought us the body, I'd have been able to bring it here and have Byron implant crazy awesome robot eye implants from the twenty-second century
- [19:30] <masterfulShooter> i dont think kek means what i think it means
- [19:30] <masterfulShooter> in this specific like
- [19:30] <snuffshotMartyr> My sprite
- [19:30] <masterfulShooter> fuckin
- [19:30] <masterfulShooter> wait what
- [19:30] <masterfulShooter> your sprite is
- [19:30] <masterfulShooter> what exactly
- [19:30] <snuffshotMartyr> Zombie
- [19:31] <unmotivatedMeatshield> A skeleton
- [19:31] <masterfulShooter> NO FUCK THAT
- [19:31] <masterfulShooter> OKAY WHY THE FUCK
- [19:31] <masterfulShooter> YOU KNOW WHAT
- [19:31] <masterfulShooter> NO IM NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK
- [19:31] <masterfulShooter> FUCK IS THE SKELETON FUCKER AROUND HERE
- [19:31] <masterfulShooter> IF IT IS IM FUCKING OUTTA HERE
- [19:32] * Alexander_Pyrite messages Lyra, " what is up with this dude"
- [19:32] <Lyra_Bel> SM: I don't even know
- [19:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> UM: alrighty then
- [19:32] <snuffshotMartyr> He's in the next planet in the chain
- [19:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Through the gate up there
- [19:34] <masterfulShooter> so are you both deaf
- [19:34] <unmotivatedMeatshield> dont worry the skeleton didn't show anyway, dude
- [19:34] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yes we are
- [19:34] <snuffshotMartyr> Yup
- [19:34] <masterfulShooter> and your still
- [19:34] <masterfulShooter> alive?
- [19:34] <masterfulShooter> i mean shit theres crazy ass shit
- [19:34] <masterfulShooter> like
- [19:34] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [19:34] <snuffshotMartyr> We're still alive
- [19:34] <snuffshotMartyr> I think
- [19:35] <unmotivatedMeatshield> semi insane though
- [19:35] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:35] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah
- [19:35] <masterfulShooter> my experience with crazy people
- [19:35] <masterfulShooter> has not gone well
- [19:35] <masterfulShooter> at all
- [19:35] <masterfulShooter> theyve always tried to kill me
- [19:35] <masterfulShooter> so i mean
- [19:35] <masterfulShooter> just saying
- [19:35] <masterfulShooter> i have a shotgun in my keyboard
- [19:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Hah, nice
- [19:36] <unmotivatedMeatshield> we haven't tried to kill you yet
- [19:36] <unmotivatedMeatshield> besides I'm somewhat immortal at this point I think
- [19:36] <masterfulShooter> well then
- [19:36] <masterfulShooter> i mean
- [19:36] <masterfulShooter> wait no no back the fuck up
- [19:36] <masterfulShooter> excuse me
- [19:36] <masterfulShooter> did you try to use immortal
- [19:36] <masterfulShooter> as an excuse to not die to a fucking shotgun
- [19:36] <snuffshotMartyr> :P
- [19:36] <masterfulShooter> immortal and invincible are two different fucking things
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> shit i mean i died already
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> and im here
- [19:37] <snuffshotMartyr> Dude jumped like a mile down
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> and now i can fly
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> so shit
- [19:37] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Alright fine invincible
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> well then like
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> go fucking fight the like
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> black queen
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> shit why arent you doing fucking everything
- [19:37] <masterfulShooter> mr op as shit
- [19:37] <unmotivatedMeatshield> nah I don't do enough damage and I'm not totally invincible
- [19:38] <unmotivatedMeatshield> plus insanity
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> insanitys a fuckin buff in this game
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> shit why am i even still here
- [19:38] <snuffshotMartyr> Heh, I wish
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> you guys obviously
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> have shit to do
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:38] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i tried to shove my hand down my throat and and went deaf
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> i mean its not like im trying to be rude
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> but
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> okay no
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> fuck this
- [19:38] <masterfulShooter> im fucking out of here
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> you tried to do fucking WHAT
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> and you give me fucking crazy looks
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> what the fuck is wrong with you
- [19:39] <snuffshotMartyr> Dude
- [19:39] <snuffshotMartyr> This is Sabath
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> no seriously
- [19:39] <unmotivatedMeatshield> :|
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> no that doesnt answer shit
- [19:39] <snuffshotMartyr> Everybody's a total nutjob
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> i dont do fucking crazy shit
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> hell
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> all ive done is normal ass shit this entire time
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> i mean
- [19:39] <masterfulShooter> granted i killed some shit
- [19:40] <masterfulShooter> but i never did anything that people would consider crazy
- [19:40] <masterfulShooter> shit everything in the fucking world would think thats some fucking insane shit
- [19:40] <masterfulShooter> god damn
- [19:40] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay fair enough
- [19:40] <unmotivatedMeatshield> :|
- [19:40] <snuffshotMartyr> For the record
- [19:41] <snuffshotMartyr> We won the trial I mentioned
- [19:41] <masterfulShooter> didnt you fuckin
- [19:41] <masterfulShooter> plead insane
- [19:41] <masterfulShooter> i mean i dont know law
- [19:41] <masterfulShooter> shit i dont know anything about law
- [19:41] <snuffshotMartyr> Insanity plea, yeah
- [19:42] <snuffshotMartyr> But on the plus side
- [19:42] <snuffshotMartyr> No murderous rampage, right?
- [19:42] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:42] <masterfulShooter> i mean
- [19:42] <masterfulShooter> i guess
- [19:42] <snuffshotMartyr> Exactly
- [19:42] <masterfulShooter> fuck why is everyone here fuckin crazy
- [19:42] <snuffshotMartyr> It's supposed to help you grow up or something
- [19:43] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Or something
- [19:43] <masterfulShooter> what
- [19:43] <masterfulShooter> why am i still here again
- [19:44] <masterfulShooter> then again
- [19:44] <masterfulShooter> no
- [19:44] <snuffshotMartyr> Next gate leads to Kek
- [19:44] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [19:44] <masterfulShooter> what
- [19:44] <snuffshotMartyr> Spooky skeleton sprite
- [19:44] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Brb
- [19:44] <masterfulShooter> oh my fucking god
- [19:44] <masterfulShooter> why
- [19:44] <snuffshotMartyr> He's in the next world up
- [19:44] <masterfulShooter> which is
- [19:45] <snuffshotMartyr> Cliffs
- [19:45] <snuffshotMartyr> Cliff planet
- [19:45] <masterfulShooter> fuck it im just going to fly through space
- [19:45] <masterfulShooter> maybe ill get lucky and
- [19:45] <masterfulShooter> fuckin
- [19:45] <masterfulShooter> teleport there
- [19:45] <masterfulShooter> or something
- [19:46] <masterfulShooter> seriously
- [19:46] <masterfulShooter> you fucking stuck your hand down your throat
- [19:46] <masterfulShooter> and went deaf
- [19:46] <masterfulShooter> i cant even
- [19:46] <snuffshotMartyr> Insanity
- [19:46] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Yeah
- [19:46] <snuffshotMartyr> Derse REALLY sucks
- [19:46] <masterfulShooter> yeah, i know
- [19:46] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [19:46] <snuffshotMartyr> Not sure if it's a form of enforced schizophrenia or what
- [19:46] <masterfulShooter> i mean im probably dead there anywayy
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> but yeah
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> derse does a number on you
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> but i mean
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> FUCK
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> you guys are in
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> in deep
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> well
- [19:47] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Yeap
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> really just you alex
- [19:47] <masterfulShooter> im a little more freaked by you
- [19:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Sorry
- [19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Hey screw you
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> what
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> wow
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> screw you
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> oh man
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> ouch
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> burn
- [19:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> If it makes you feel better Lyra almost clawed put her eyes
- [19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Did I?
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> okay i fear for my own life
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> if i stay here any longer
- [19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> I can't even remember
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> well shit again
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> i have a blade on a keyboard
- [19:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Yes you did
- [19:48] <masterfulShooter> and a shotgun
- [19:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Wait was that me?
- [19:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Maybe that was also me
- [19:49] * Lyra_Bel shrugs
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> okay this is like talking to fucking insanity ward patients
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> im fuckin out
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> fuck this
- [19:49] <snuffshotMartyr> Well legally speaking, you ARE
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> yeah
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> exactly
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> .wait will you like
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> chase me
- [19:49] <snuffshotMartyr> No
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> if i fly away
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> no not you
- [19:49] <masterfulShooter> him
- [19:49] <snuffshotMartyr> He won't either
- [19:49] <snuffshotMartyr> We're here for a different reason
- [19:50] <masterfulShooter> well i already died once anyway
- [19:50] <masterfulShooter> cant hurt to do it again right
- [19:50] <masterfulShooter> maybe more shit will happen
- [19:50] <snuffshotMartyr> We ain't gonna kill you
- [19:50] <masterfulShooter> that was a joke
- [19:50] <masterfulShooter> that was a joke fuck
- [19:50] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Probably
- [19:51] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [19:51] <masterfulShooter> as an unrelated point
- [19:51] <masterfulShooter> alex
- [19:51] <masterfulShooter> how do you know that your invincible
- [19:51] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I fought a giant spider
- [19:51] <unmotivatedMeatshield> It had to use acid to hurt me
- [19:51] <masterfulShooter> what
- [19:51] <masterfulShooter> thats weak shit
- [19:52] <masterfulShooter> how big was it
- [19:52] <masterfulShooter> shit i probably shouldnt say that
- [19:52] <masterfulShooter> to you
- [19:52] <masterfulShooter> because you might fuck me up
- [19:52] <masterfulShooter> do you uh
- [19:52] <masterfulShooter> have any like
- [19:52] <masterfulShooter> special abilities
- [19:55] <masterfulShooter> ah fuck it
- [19:55] <masterfulShooter> i guess ill just
- [19:55] <masterfulShooter> go
- [19:55] <masterfulShooter> then
- [19:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh come on
- [19:55] <masterfulShooter> what
- [19:55] <masterfulShooter> wait were you like
- [19:55] <snuffshotMartyr> How many times do I have to say, we ain't here to kill you
- [19:55] <masterfulShooter> why the fuck would i want to stay
- [19:55] <masterfulShooter> on this spooky ass place
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> with two fucking insane people
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> one of which says hes invincible
- [19:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Because the next one is Kek
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> and one who is like
- [19:56] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ((Brb))
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> legally fucking insane
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> i mean i can just
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> fly through space
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> why the fuck would i care about kek
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> ill just fly through space
- [19:56] <masterfulShooter> fuck the gate
- [19:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Fair enough
- [19:56] <snuffshotMartyr> I mean, you were kinda freaking out about the skeleton thing
- [19:57] <masterfulShooter> yes i was
- [19:57] <masterfulShooter> i fucking am
- [19:57] <masterfulShooter> so what
- [19:57] <masterfulShooter> its not like my planets next
- [19:57] <masterfulShooter> rrrright?
- [19:58] <snuffshotMartyr> What?
- [19:58] <snuffshotMartyr> Mine is next
- [19:58] <snuffshotMartyr> It's right through the gate
- [19:58] <masterfulShooter> okay then
- [19:58] <masterfulShooter> so what matters
- [19:58] <masterfulShooter> if the skeleton fuck is next
- [19:58] <masterfulShooter> i can go to my planet
- [19:59] <snuffshotMartyr> Hey, Byron?
- [19:59] <snuffshotMartyr> Do me a favour?
- [19:59] <masterfulShooter> that never ends well
- [19:59] <masterfulShooter> ask the immortal ass over there
- [19:59] <snuffshotMartyr> Say that four equals three
- [20:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Out loud, please
- [20:00] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [20:00] <masterfulShooter> no
- [20:00] <snuffshotMartyr> I see
- [20:00] <masterfulShooter> im not encouraging fucking insanity
- [20:00] <masterfulShooter> fuck this is one of those times i wish i hadnt left that room
- [20:00] <snuffshotMartyr> It's not about insanity!
- [20:00] <snuffshotMartyr> It's about the mask.
- [20:01] <masterfulShooter> YES IT IS
- [20:01] <masterfulShooter> SHIT THAT SHIT SOUNDS INSANE
- [20:01] <masterfulShooter> FOUR EQUALS THREE
- [20:01] <masterfulShooter> FUCK IS THAT
- [20:01] <snuffshotMartyr> Thank you
- [20:01] <masterfulShooter> SHIT I DID IT
- [20:01] <unmotivatedMeatshield> :/
- [20:01] <snuffshotMartyr> The mask can't lie
- [20:01] <masterfulShooter> GOD DAMN IT
- [20:01] <snuffshotMartyr> I wanted to make sure it wasn't controlling you
- [20:01] <masterfulShooter> YOUR GONNA ROPE ME INTO DOIN CRAZY SHIT
- [20:01] <masterfulShooter> NOOOOOO
- [20:01] <snuffshotMartyr> No I am not!
- [20:02] <unmotivatedMeatshield> She's not that manipulative
- [20:02] <snuffshotMartyr> Byron, calm down.
- [20:02] <masterfulShooter> where the fuck do you keep poppin in from
- [20:02] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [20:02] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I'm always here
- [20:02] <snuffshotMartyr> We're here for one reason, you're here for another. This conversation doesn't have to keep going if you don't want it to.
- [20:02] <masterfulShooter> oh my fuck
- [20:02] <masterfulShooter> alex would you be opposed to fighting
- [20:02] <masterfulShooter> because i dont know why
- [20:03] <masterfulShooter> i just feel compelled to fight you
- [20:03] <snuffshotMartyr> Yep, there's Carl
- [20:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Yeah sure lets fight
- [20:03] <masterfulShooter> oh shit
- [20:03] <masterfulShooter> you actually said yes
- [20:03] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [20:03] <snuffshotMartyr> Seriously Alex?
- [20:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> That was a joke
- [20:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> No fighting
- [20:03] <masterfulShooter> oh
- [20:04] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Trying to reinforce the idea I'm immor- invincible
- [20:04] <snuffshotMartyr> Bluh it's so hard to tell tone like this
- [20:04] <snuffshotMartyr> Can't wait until it wears off
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> yes that was the point
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> can i just
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> stab you
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> in the chest
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> to find out
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> because i mean
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> im relaly interested
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> oh its a buff then
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> okay fuck
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> because i was going to actually be mad
- [20:04] <masterfulShooter> if you were actually invincible
- [20:04] * Alexander_Pyrite messages Lyra, "I want to get him to try it"
- [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> SM: :P
- [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> SM: You're nuts
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> like forever
- [20:05] <unmotivatedMeatshield> For now though
- [20:05] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Here
- [20:05] * Alexander_Pyrite pulls out his dagger
- [20:05] * Alexander_Pyrite hands it to Byron
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> nnoNONONONONONON
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> oh
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> oh shit i thought
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> you were going to do it
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> to yourself
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> because
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> i cant handle that shit
- [20:05] <masterfulShooter> i dont know why
- [20:06] <masterfulShooter> it just
- [20:06] <masterfulShooter> fucks with me
- [20:06] <masterfulShooter> eugh
- [20:06] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Sorry
- [20:06] <unmotivatedMeatshield> It was a joke agai
- [20:06] <masterfulShooter> then why did you
- [20:06] <masterfulShooter> why did you give it to me
- [20:07] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Like I said dude
- [20:07] <masterfulShooter> im going to
- [20:07] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Joke
- [20:07] <masterfulShooter> im going to take this
- [20:07] <masterfulShooter> wait is it magic
- [20:08] <masterfulShooter> because i mean
- [20:08] <masterfulShooter> i never get magic shit
- [20:08] <masterfulShooter> well i mean i did once
- [20:08] <unmotivatedMeatshield> No
- [20:08] <unmotivatedMeatshield> It's just a knife
- [20:08] <masterfulShooter> but that was when i died
- [20:08] <unmotivatedMeatshield> How did you die?
- [20:08] <masterfulShooter> i fell of a mountain
- [20:08] <masterfulShooter> and got impaled
- [20:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I see
- [20:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I've fallen off a couple cliffs but no impaling her
- [20:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Yet
- [20:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Except by that spider
- [20:09] <masterfulShooter> the spider isnt that big of a deal
- [20:09] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [20:10] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Alright jeez
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> im out
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> wait
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> what are you both here for
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> because i mean
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> i was thinking
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> and if you guys are like
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> in a relationship
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> it would help with like
- [20:10] <masterfulShooter> the fact that we make a new earth?
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> because i mean
- [20:11] <unmotivatedMeatshield> What do you me-
- [20:11] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm sorry what
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> there might not be people on it
- [20:11] <unmotivatedMeatshield> 0.0
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> and fuck knows im not going to help
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> i mean look at me
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> shhit
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> so i mean we need like
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> new people?
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> but then again
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> like if you think about it
- [20:11] <snuffshotMartyr> Byron.
- [20:11] <snuffshotMartyr> Shut up.
- [20:11] <snuffshotMartyr> Right now.
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> there arent that many of us
- [20:11] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Please
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> so i mean if you think about it
- [20:11] <masterfulShooter> eventually
- [20:11] <snuffshotMartyr> Change of topic.
- [20:11] <snuffshotMartyr> NOW.
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> and i mean tarane is an alien
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> and nick and faerzen and dudes
- [20:12] <snuffshotMartyr> THAT IS NOT WHY WE'RE HERE
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> so if you think about it
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> theres really only you
- [20:12] * Lyra_Bel conjures a gun
- [20:12] <snuffshotMartyr> SHUT
- [20:12] <snuffshotMartyr> UP
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> and like
- [20:12] * Alexander_Pyrite punches Byron
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> OW SHIT
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> wait no
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> that didnt hurt that much
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> nevermind
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> oh noooo
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> a gun
- [20:12] <masterfulShooter> im so scared
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> haha
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> but no seriously
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> dont shoot
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> that would probably hurt
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> im just saying
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> you have to think about it
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> i mean im on the think train
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> you crazy fucks started this
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> your affecting me
- [20:13] <masterfulShooter> what have you done
- [20:13] <unmotivatedMeatshield> We haven't done anything
- [20:14] <snuffshotMartyr> Nor will we.
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> oh
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> well
- [20:14] <snuffshotMartyr> We're here to help a friend who got hurt
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> thats bad
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> because i mean
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> if theres just like
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> an empty planet
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> that would be pretty weak
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> oh shit i forgot
- [20:14] <masterfulShooter> i actually had a job to do
- [20:15] <masterfulShooter> i have to bring my planet to faerzens
- [20:15] <masterfulShooter> oh yeah
- [20:15] <snuffshotMartyr> Wait what
- [20:15] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah what
- [20:15] <masterfulShooter> what do you mean what
- [20:15] <masterfulShooter> hes like
- [20:15] <masterfulShooter> having a party or something
- [20:15] <masterfulShooter> i dont remember exactly
- [20:15] <masterfulShooter> but he told me to bring food
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> and my planet is made of food
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> so
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> it was logical
- [20:16] <snuffshotMartyr> ...
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> or something
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> i think
- [20:16] <snuffshotMartyr> Well alright
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> i mean shit it shouldnt be to hard
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> i just need to like
- [20:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> eat it all?
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> bring it to the gate
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> or something
- [20:16] <masterfulShooter> wait did you mean that to be rude
- [20:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> no
- [20:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> you said it was food
- [20:17] <snuffshotMartyr> I actually forgot about Nick's party
- [20:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Thanks for the reminder
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> wait are we all going
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> please dont do
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> weird shit
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> WAIT I JUST REALIZED
- [20:18] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what do you mean
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> MY SPRITE IS LIKE
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> A LITTLE VERSION OF MY PLANET
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> HOLY SHIT
- [20:18] <snuffshotMartyr> ??
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> IF YOU PUT YOUR PLANET INTO YOUR SPRITE
- [20:18] <masterfulShooter> HOLY SHIT
- [20:18] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Wahat
- [20:19] <masterfulShooter> WOAHHHHH
- [20:19] <snuffshotMartyr> O.O
- [20:19] <masterfulShooter> okay so i have to
- [20:19] <masterfulShooter> whats the word
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> the fancy word for thinking about something
- [20:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Consider?
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> no
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> it does begin with c
- [20:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Calculate?
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> no no no
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> contemplate
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> yes
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> that
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> i just realized
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> i dont have to bring anything
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> because i have
- [20:20] <snuffshotMartyr> You're bringing the food
- [20:20] <snuffshotMartyr> :P
- [20:20] <masterfulShooter> i have a tiny version of my planet
- [20:21] <masterfulShooter> in my sprite
- [20:21] <masterfulShooter> so i can just make my sprite
- [20:21] <masterfulShooter> make food
- [20:21] <masterfulShooter> im a fucking genius
- [20:21] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Oh my sprite can make potatos
- [20:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "HEY POTATOSPRITE"
- [20:21] <masterfulShooter> what
- [20:21] <masterfulShooter> you have
- [20:22] <masterfulShooter> you put
- [20:22] <masterfulShooter> a potato
- [20:22] <masterfulShooter> in your sprite
- [20:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yes
- [20:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> actually a potato plant
- [20:22] <masterfulShooter> were you fucking insane before the game
- [20:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> that mutated
- [20:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> and then i killed it
- [20:22] <masterfulShooter> ...
- [20:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> no just dumb
- [20:22] <masterfulShooter> why am i not surprised
- [20:23] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i mean at least i got out a lot
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> again
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> didnt really
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> have a choice
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> apparently anyway
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> i mean i hadnt even realized this
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> until this game started
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> so i guess it did make me grow up
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> well
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> i mean is this even the same body
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> because i mean
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> i dont know if a hole from a mountain heals from sleep
- [20:23] <masterfulShooter> so
- [20:24] <masterfulShooter> how the fuck am i still here
- [20:25] <snuffshotMartyr> Because Sabath doesn't let people die
- [20:25] <masterfulShooter> no
- [20:25] <masterfulShooter> i mean
- [20:25] <masterfulShooter> lik
- [20:26] <masterfulShooter> on this planet
- [20:26] <masterfulShooter> why havent i left yet
- [20:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh
- [20:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Well
- [20:26] <snuffshotMartyr> You really don't need to
- [20:26] <masterfulShooter> i mean i guess its just
- [20:26] <snuffshotMartyr> We're just heading to this cave
- [20:26] <masterfulShooter> seeing people
- [20:26] <masterfulShooter> real people
- [20:26] <masterfulShooter> its pretty fucking cool
- [20:27] <unmotivatedMeatshield> even if we're insane?
- [20:27] <masterfulShooter> i mean
- [20:27] <masterfulShooter> it doesnt like
- [20:28] <masterfulShooter> detract from the fact that your people
- [20:28] <masterfulShooter> it just makes me distrust you
- [20:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Good
- [20:28] <masterfulShooter> i mean i dont want to like
- [20:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Too much trust is a bad thing
- [20:28] <masterfulShooter> discriminate
- [20:28] <masterfulShooter> i never trusted you lyra
- [20:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Awesome
- [20:28] <masterfulShooter> i mean i never knew you
- [20:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Especially considering I'm vulnerable to Carl's manipulation
- [20:28] <masterfulShooter> so how would i
- [20:28] <masterfulShooter> okay who is carl
- [20:28] <snuffshotMartyr> The mask
- [20:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Sorry
- [20:29] <unmotivatedMeatshield> im still not clear on why that is
- [20:29] <snuffshotMartyr> Long story
- [20:29] <masterfulShooter> why would
- [20:29] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [20:30] <masterfulShooter> okay last straw
- [20:30] <masterfulShooter> im out
- [20:30] <masterfulShooter> you have fun doing whatever
- [20:30] <masterfulShooter> fuck
- [20:30] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what was the last straw
- [20:32] <masterfulShooter> you call the fuckin mask carl
- [20:32] <snuffshotMartyr> Yup
- [20:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Mostly because screw doing what it tells me to
- [20:33] <masterfulShooter> anyway
- [20:33] <masterfulShooter> so i guess ill just
- [20:33] <masterfulShooter> go
- [20:33] <masterfulShooter> then
- [20:33] <snuffshotMartyr> We're just passing through
- [20:33] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yep
- [20:34] <snuffshotMartyr> If you wanna keep doing whatever in Alex's house, we won't stop you
- [20:34] <snuffshotMartyr> Well I mean
- [20:34] <snuffshotMartyr> You and him can discuss boundaries or something
- [20:34] <masterfulShooter> i wasnt doing anything
- [20:34] <masterfulShooter> shit that was why i even started talking to you people
- [20:35] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Yeah i dont really mind
- [20:35] <unmotivatedMeatshield> theres not a lot in there
- [20:35] <masterfulShooter> wait
- [20:36] <masterfulShooter> did you only put
- [20:36] <masterfulShooter> a potato in the sprite
- [20:36] <unmotivatedMeatshield> no, theres also a lamp in there
- [20:37] <masterfulShooter> ...
- [20:37] * Byron_Leighland begins to float higher
- [20:37] <masterfulShooter> yeah no
- [20:37] <masterfulShooter> fuck this
- [20:37] <unmotivatedMeatshield> alright then
- [20:38] <snuffshotMartyr> Nice meeting you in person, Byron. We still on for invasive surgery later?
- [20:39] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [20:39] <masterfulShooter> yeah sure
- [20:39] <masterfulShooter> i mean
- [20:39] <masterfulShooter> i wasnt
- [20:39] <masterfulShooter> awake
- [20:39] <masterfulShooter> or you know
- [20:39] <masterfulShooter> more than a baby
- [20:39] <masterfulShooter> so i dont know
- [20:39] <snuffshotMartyr> Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine
- [20:40] <snuffshotMartyr> 'Sides, I won't be in the body when you're working on it
- [20:41] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [20:43] <masterfulShooter> okay
- [20:43] <masterfulShooter> im just
- [20:43] <masterfulShooter> going to leave now
- [20:43] <masterfulShooter> this was an entire waste of time
- [20:43] <masterfulShooter> holy shit
- [20:43] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah, I guess so
- [20:43] <unmotivatedMeatshield> good bye byron
- [20:43] <snuffshotMartyr> Later
- [20:44] * Byron_Leighland flies away
- [20:45] <Byron_Leighland> YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING CRAZY
- [20:45] <Byron_Leighland> heheh
- [20:45] <Byron_Leighland> they cant even hear me
- [20:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Dang right we are!"
- [20:45] <Byron_Leighland> serious
- [20:45] <Byron_Leighland> OH SHIT
- [20:45] <Byron_Leighland> GOD DAMN IT
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