What would John Romero do? (What would Brian Boitano do? - South Park)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJmfuEWR8w
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBrDG8xQ0mI

Kyle: I told you EA wouldn't listen!
Stan: Well then we're just gonna have to save First Person Shooters ourselves!
All: WHAT?
Stan: Think about it you guys, what would John Romero do? He'd figure out a way to save first

person shooters before they're console trash!
Kyle: We can't do anything! The major publishers are too strong!
Stan: Well then we'll round up all the shooter devs in town, and start our own organisation!

An Organisation to help save first person shooters!
Cartman: Yeah, our own secret club!
Kyle: I guess that could work...
Stan: We have to try!


What would John Romero do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a game both fresh and new
That's what John Romero'd do

When John Romero was up all night
Working on Doom 2
he designed two map packs and 30 maps
before the game went through

When John Romero was at id
scripting Hexen maps
he made some kickass map designs
with monsters and with traps

So what would John Romero do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd make a map or two
That's what John Romero'd do

I shitpost shooter threads on /v/
iron sights are so unnecessary

And I just want a gun that doesn't oneshot everyone

To fit in I'll be a quake fag too
'Cause that's what John Romero'd do


And what would John Romero do?
He'd call the devs worldwide
and tell them to develop Doom
That's what John Romero'd do

John Carmack: Someone say my name?
Stan: Who are you?
John Carmack: I'm John Carmack!
Kyle: What? No, not fucking John Carmack!
Stan: Get the fuck back to facebook!
John Carmack: Oh...bye

When John Romero left id
back in 1996
he went and founded ion storm
but Daikatana was luke-warm

And when John Romero built Wolf3D
he killed Mecha Hitler
Cause John Romero doesn't take shit from anybody

So let's get all the devs together
and unite to make a game
and we'll save first person shooters too
Cause that's what John Romero'd do
and we'll save first person shooters too
Cause that's what John Romero'd do