out of context moments

[12:21:47 PM] Zora Smith: ...apparently my computer has a vagina now
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Sunflower says:
 ...*reaches into butt, suddenly HUNDREDS OF HICKORY STICKS*
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Sunflower says:
 that feeling when you realize that there was a song written in 1935 that's first lyric is "I got nipples on my titties"
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Sunflower says:
 and then he spontaneiously urinated an entire civilization
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Zora LeAnn (Danube to the Zor) says:
 You know, my life was quite nice, I don't think it needed a gratuitous view of Goofy cock.
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Zora LeAnn (Danube to the Zor) says:
 yes
 i have a laser clitoris
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Arylett Dawnsborough says:
 ...My anus is fluttering?
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Arylett Dawnsborough says:
 What? Not everyone can be a magical jizzing unicorn.
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Sang says:
 Modern society just is not ready for a big long line of men sticking sequins to each other's cocks.
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Arylett Dawnsborough says:
 So big it can cut through the Empire State Building.
 Imagine a giant pony dick.
 Rending it.
 In half.
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Zora LeAnn (Queen of Lesbians) says:
 i have +5 resistance to dildo
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Arylett says:
 I might let some piss out though.
 Does it just bounce off?
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Flareth says:
 A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
 well we're abut to find out about Horrible's balls
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Zora LeAnn (Queen of Lesbians) says:
 ...and that's just proof that msn can't use cooter portals
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Flareth says:
 what
 were you  looking at
Brandon says:
 goofy cock
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Zora LeAnn (Queen of Lesbians) says:
 we will eagerly await our cactus fucking and like it
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Flareth says:
 so yeah
 But Obama hasn't won the penis yet