The Very Best

>"Anonymous! We cannot allow you to continue trapping these poor creatures! You will release them. Now!
>Looking up from the screen of your gameboy, you shoot a questioning glance to the pones in front of you.
>All 6, decked out with their elements, glaring at you accusingly.
...What the fuck are you talking about, Twilight?
>Rarity steps forward with a stern look on her face.
>"Fluttershy told us all about your little "Game"... How could you Anonymous, after all the kindness we have shown you? How could you think it is alright to enslave those innocent animals in such a way!
>Trailing your gaze down to Flutters, you see her looking like she's about to cry.
>"I-I don't even want to look at you right now, A-Anonymous..."
>Suddenly, Rainbow in your face.
>"And forcing them to fight each other like that, it's just wrong, dude!"
>...Are these bitches for real?
>Yeah, let's just go with it.
>Using your hand to push Dash backwards a bit, you put on a smug grin.
And what do you think you can do to stop me? I am a Pokemon master, I have captured and enslaved over 100 of these beings to do my bidding... And you think you stand a chance? AHAHAHAHA
>A look of shock and dissapointment is plastered onto every one of their faces.
>God you wish you could record this.
>"Anonymous... I had no idea you could be so cruel! As newly appointed Princess of Equestria, I will do everything in my power to stop you!
>"Ya got that ra'ght!"
>The 6 assume a crouching battle position
Aah aah, let's not be too hasty...
>Removing your cartridge of Pokemon Red (Because blue is for fags)from your see through gameboy pocket, you lay it on the ground and raise a boot above it.
One wrong move, and it's curtains for the lot of them.

>A gasp of terror escapes the pones.
>"Y-you wouldn't!"
I would. As Fluttershy told you, it's just a game to me. They hold no real value, and I can always capture more.
>"You... You're a monster...
>"Anon, bro, come on this isn't you..."
>Looking down on Dash, you soak in the look of betrayal on your oldest pone friends face.
Is it so strange? I thought you of all pones would understand, Dash. I want to be... The very best. Like noone ever was!
>A look of cold determination enters her eyes.
>"Not like this, bro. Not like this"
>Faster than you can react, she rockets forwards and knocks you off balance.
>"Twilight, now!"
>With a burst of purple magic, your cartridge is flung from the ground and into the hooves of one Twilight Sparkle.
>"Since you won't listen to reason, I'll free them myself!"
>Charging up her horn and screaming like Goku, a bright flash fills your vision.
>When the light subsides and the dust settles, you look up in awe at the beautiful sight before you.
>Your team of 6 pokemon, as saved right before the elite 4 stands before you.
>With tears in your eyes, you can't look away.
>This has been your dream since you were 8.
>"Ya did it Twa'!"
>"Wonderful job, darling!"
>With happy grins, and back-pats all around, the pones look up to the pocket monsters.
>"You're free now, go!"

>They don't move, only staring in confusion.
>8-bit to 2D must be quite the shock.
>As you walk forwards, they turn around and look down at you.
>Reaching your arms out to them, you smile.
I... I am your master. Everything I have done, I have done for you. I am so proud of what you have become.
>You recieve a gout of flame to the face for your efforts.
>Unfortunately, because this is "real life", you recieve 3rd degree burns and must be carted off to the hospital.
>Huh, not what you were expecting.
>Wonder if it was because you don't speak nip, or if it's because you have no badges.
>Poke'bitches love badges.
>The Pokemon go on a rampage, much to the dismay of the mane 6, and eventually the army is called in to put them down.
>Dozens are killed, hundreds wounded, and all because fluttershy couldn't mind her own fucking business.
>Also, and most importantly, your data got corrupted.
>Fucking Fluttershy.