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  1. Cryer|Aberetic: O shiz
  2. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Hold it
  3. Cryer|Aberetic: O hey hey
  4. XA-Taipan.: Oh oh !
  5. Cryer|Aberetic: It's like - you guys
  6. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Whatcha doing?
  7. Cryer|Aberetic: Just a med run to texas
  8. Cryer|Aberetic: same old same old
  9.  
  10. Cryer|Aberetic: I uh - like your helmet
  11. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Where did ya get the meds from?
  12. Cryer|Aberetic: Denver a course
  13. Cryer|Aberetic: the best place ever
  14. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Sure about that one?
  15. Cryer|Aberetic: indeedy uhm sah
  16. Cryer|Aberetic: You want some?
  17. XA-Red.Blood.Python: You did just come from kusaris direction...
  18. Cryer|Aberetic: nah
  19. Cryer|Aberetic: feck them guys
  20. Cryer|Aberetic: they are all raging racists
  21. Cryer|Aberetic: Hoji: except me !
  22. XA-Taipan.: Dont lie. You are a Kusari lover.
  23. Cryer|Aberetic: O yeah - except hoji
  24. Cryer|Aberetic: nah nah i swear down - i am totally like reverse racist
  25. XA-Taipan.: Where were you born son ?
  26. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Yeah that.
  27. Cryer|Aberetic: denver too - on the verge of the springs
  28. XA-Taipan.: Hoji from Denver ?
  29. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Where is this mister hoji from?
  30. Cryer|Aberetic: nah hoji is from kusari
  31.  
  32. Cryer|Aberetic: he is a samura guy
  33. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Bringing in forieners?
  34. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Samura!!
  35. Cryer|Aberetic: well -we got assigned him
  36. Cryer|Aberetic: Hoji: O hey - don't let them kill me please
  37. Cryer|Aberetic: shut up hoji! i'm like - negotiating
  38. XA-Taipan.: What should we do about hem Python ?
  39. XA-Red.Blood.Python: You sound high as a kite.
  40. Cryer|Aberetic: that's not surprising - i probably am
  41. Cryer|Aberetic: this is why i take drugs
  42. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Been smoking that cardi?
  43. Cryer|Aberetic: ugh
  44. Cryer|Aberetic: the orange shiz ?
  45. XA-Taipan.: Are you a cardi sniffer boy?
  46. Cryer|Aberetic: no way no way
  47. Cryer|Aberetic: gimme mary jane and benzos any day
  48. Cryer|Aberetic: I don't even know what these blue pills are though
  49. XA-Red.Blood.Python: How bout we keep him here for a while and see if he has withdralls.
  50. XA-Taipan.: Good idea.
  51. Cryer|Aberetic: i totally would if we didn't have this much junk
  52. Cryer|Aberetic: i could o/d a thousand times over back here
  53. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Those wont expire in the next hour or two.
  54. XA-Taipan.: How about you giving us that Samura friend of yours
  55. Cryer|Aberetic: oh shiz
  56. Cryer|Aberetic: I'm not sure they would like that
  57. Cryer|Aberetic: Hoji: don't let them take me !
  58. XA-Red.Blood.Python: We wont like it if you dont.
  59. Cryer|Aberetic: hmmm that's complex
  60. XA-Red.Blood.Python: "It's complex"
  61. Cryer|Aberetic: like bread you know
  62. XA-Taipan.: I have this wierd feeling the boys is stalling us
  63. XA-Red.Blood.Python: He could be.
  64.  
  65. Cryer|Aberetic: well - i'm weighing the value of a human life
  66. Cryer|Aberetic: it's not something i do often
  67. XA-Taipan.: SAmurans are dogs !
  68. Cryer|Aberetic: he's made of meat though
  69. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Is his life worth more than your own?
  70. Cryer|Aberetic: i honestly don't know - aren't we all the same ?
  71. XA-Red.Blood.Python: You calling me a kusarian?
  72. Cryer|Aberetic: I dunno - do you feel kusari ?
  73. XA-Taipan.: No you didnt !!
  74. Cryer|Aberetic: I feel a bit kusari when i use chopsticks
  75. XA-Taipan.: Seems we have a joker here...
  76. XA-Red.Blood.Python: You just said we are all the same, we including that samura freak.
  77. Cryer|Aberetic: I just mean like - uh - he has lungs
  78. Cryer|Aberetic: I have em too
  79. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Mine are better
  80. XA-Taipan.: Mine are the best.
  81. XA-Red.Blood.Python: His are cheap.
  82.  
  83. XA-Red.Blood.Python: And replacable.
  84. Cryer|Aberetic: yeah ?
  85. Cryer|Aberetic: smart man
  86. Cryer|Aberetic: I got a new face once
  87. XA-Taipan.: So hand the dog ower now !
  88.  
  89. Cryer|Aberetic: Oh that
  90. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Just tell whoever you work for that he got into your cardi stash and jumped out the airlock.
  91. Cryer|Aberetic: shiz - i'm sorry Hoji - maybe they will let you start a new life under the sea or something
  92. XA-Red.Blood.Python: No we gonna kill um, or randsom him.
  93. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Eather or.
  94. XA-Taipan.: Also we would like those pils you have.
  95. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Possibly both.
  96. Cryer|Aberetic: Sorry hoji - *seals the pod and ejects it*
  97. Cryer|Aberetic: *waves*
  98. Cryer|Aberetic: all of the pills?
  99. XA-Taipan.: *tactors the pod*
  100. XA-Red.Blood.Python: You are one cold hearted man.
  101. Cryer|Aberetic: you said it - it was me or him
  102. XA-Taipan.: You can keep.. Hmm .. Ten...
  103.  
  104. Cryer|Aberetic: alright here it comes
  105. Cryer|Aberetic: don't take them all at once
  106. Cryer|Aberetic: and for gods sake read the labels
  107. XA-Red.Blood.Python: We are gonna feed them to hojo
  108. Cryer|Aberetic: omygawd
  109. XA-Taipan.: Until he bursts *laughs*
  110. Cryer|Aberetic: he will die of heart failure way before that
  111. XA-Red.Blood.Python: It'll be his food
  112. Cryer|Aberetic: at least he will go happy
  113. Cryer|Aberetic: Happy sails Hoji
  114. Cryer|Aberetic: we will remember you for at least a week
  115. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Heart failure....are these erection pills?
  116. Cryer|Aberetic: there is all kinds in there
  117. Cryer|Aberetic: a lot for treating breathing problems
  118.  
  119. Cryer|Aberetic: some coke
  120. Cryer|Aberetic: someopiates
  121. Cryer|Aberetic: about a ton of benzo
  122. XA-Taipan.: So much stuff for lil Hojo
  123. XA-Red.Blood.Python: What the hell are you guys doing in cryer...
  124. Cryer|Aberetic: everything
  125. Cryer|Aberetic: I don't even know what a quarter of that is for
  126. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Hey taipan if you have an erection for more than 4 hours consult a hammer.
  127. Cryer|Aberetic: *laughs*
  128. Cryer|Aberetic: who knew - you guys were funny
  129. XA-Taipan.: Old Sally will love me on these.
  130.  
  131. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Is that what you named it?
  132. Cryer|Aberetic: hah!
  133. Cryer|Aberetic: classic
  134. XA-Taipan.: Damn you .. Why do oyu have to make fun of me infron of strangers ..
  135. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Cause its funny.
  136. XA-Taipan.: They dont need to know about Sally
  137. Cryer|Aberetic: i wouldn't worry about it - i doubt i will have any brain left from today
  138. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Who says this guy will remember any of this?
  139. Cryer|Aberetic: yeah man
  140. XA-Taipan.: If i hear you spreading this boy ill stab you
  141. Cryer|Aberetic: spreading a boy ?
  142.  
  143. XA-Red.Blood.Python: He wont remember that beer bottle you named.
  144. XA-Taipan.: No you didnt..
  145. XA-Red.Blood.Python: I think i did.
  146. Cryer|Aberetic: are you guys related ?
  147. XA-Red.Blood.Python: *drinks more whisky*
  148. /si
  149. ERR No information available
  150. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Nope.
  151. /si
  152. ERR No information available
  153.  
  154. Cryer|Aberetic: You sound similar is all - like you are underwater
  155. XA-Taipan.: Dont lie.
  156. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Well brothers in arms but not blood.
  157. Cryer|Aberetic: O right - so like - not mermen
  158. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Under water?
  159.  
  160. XA-Red.Blood.Python: The hell are you on?
  161.  
  162. Cryer|Aberetic: a little this and that you know
  163. XA-Taipan.: Hey Python.. How about i stick.. I meen use Sally on lil Hojo
  164. Cryer|Aberetic: O!
  165. Cryer|Aberetic: oh lore i forgot about hoji
  166. Cryer|Aberetic: we are in so much trouble
  167. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Uhhhhh, You go do that out of range k.
  168. XA-Taipan.: Come here lil boy *opens the pod*
  169.  
  170. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Remember he got into your cardi and jumped out the back.
  171. Cryer|Aberetic: i don't carry that junk man
  172. XA-Red.Blood.Python: I think you do.
  173. Cryer|Aberetic: negatory spruce goose
  174. XA-Taipan.: Hojo: No .. Please .. for the love of god .. Noooooooo
  175. XA-Taipan.: *arghhh*
  176. Cryer|Aberetic: O christ - Hoji!
  177. Cryer|Aberetic: Oh man....
  178. XA-Red.Blood.Python: *vomits*
  179. XA-Taipan.: Think ya boy is a goner..
  180. Cryer|Aberetic: Ugh now you're gonna make me *vomits*
  181. XA-Taipan.: He just couldn take Sally
  182. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Did the bottle break?
  183. XA-Taipan.: Yup
  184. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Christ!
  185. Cryer|Aberetic: jesus
  186. Cryer|Aberetic: like mister punch
  187. XA-Taipan.: Now theres blood all ower the place .
  188. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Stop!
  189. Cryer|Aberetic: O dude
  190. Cryer|Aberetic: You better stop
  191. Cryer|Aberetic: they ain't messin around
  192. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Not the smartest move.
  193. XA-Taipan.: What are you doing boy!
  194. TIMBOCK: Mr Bock: whats your dealdo?
  195. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Where ya from boy?
  196. XA-Taipan.: Oh and look .. Those damn furs again.
  197. Cryer|Aberetic: oh man
  198. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Dealdo????
  199. TIMBOCK: Mr Bock: i aint no boy, im an Old Man!!!
  200. XA-Red.Blood.Python: You propositioning me?
  201.  
  202. XA-Taipan.: *facepalms*
  203. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Anyways where you from old man?
  204. XA-Taipan.: He wants to end up like lil Hojo
  205. Cryer|Aberetic: O god
  206. Cryer|Aberetic: i would do whatever they say Bock
  207. XA-Red.Blood.Python: But sally broke...
  208. TIMBOCK: Mr Bock: when i was your age i went hard in the paint!!! what do you need!! i got a timed schedule!!!
  209.  
  210. XA-Taipan.: I have moar ! *laughs*
  211. XA-Red.Blood.Python: i asked you a simple question, where are you from?
  212. XA-Taipan.: Hurry up sonny!
  213.  
  214. TIMBOCK: Mr Bock: where am i coming from? or where is my person as in bodily from?
  215. XA-Taipan.: Um ? What ?
  216. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Where was you born.
  217. Cryer|Aberetic: Bock bock bock
  218. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Your place or origin.
  219. TIMBOCK: ahhh yes I was born Yanagi Station
  220. XA-Red.Blood.Python: of*
  221. XA-Taipan.: Are you a Kusari boy like lil Hojo here *hits the corpse*
  222. Cryer|Aberetic: say no Bock
  223. XA-Red.Blood.Python: oh... bad answer.
  224. TIMBOCK: ive been a homeschooled student of my junker parents
  225. XA-Taipan.: Junkeres even !
  226. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Yanagi... thats in the sigmas right?
  227. TIMBOCK: i broke free at 18 and became a FL trrader and i hunt for these furs myself
  228. XA-Taipan.: Mhm Junkers
  229.  
  230. XA-Taipan.: YOu kill lil animals ?
  231. XA-Taipan.: What kind of a person are you ?
  232. XA-Red.Blood.Python: So... next question, where did you get the furs from?
  233.  
  234. XA-Taipan.: Hunts them himself he said .
  235. TIMBOCK: i hunt on Planet Tomioka
  236. XA-Taipan.: Dont lie to us boys
  237. TIMBOCK: i can pay a toll if its reasonable and even give you some of these furs for your family
  238.  
  239. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Oh... so a sigmas junker carrying kusari furs into liberty... you know you done screwed up right...
  240. TIMBOCK: ohh im no junker sir, thats where i was born
  241. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Ok a sigma junker flying a freelancer id.
  242. XA-Taipan.: You are what you are son
  243. XA-Red.Blood.Python: MY BAD!
  244. XA-Taipan.: One things for sure
  245. XA-Taipan.: We want those furs now !
  246. XA-Red.Blood.Python: He aint liberty thats for sure.
  247. XA-Taipan.: To burn them !
  248. TIMBOCK: thats not very reasonable how about 4 mill and 200 furs
  249.  
  250. Cryer|Aberetic: slick bock
  251. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Nope, we dont want your dirty cash.
  252. XA-Taipan.: And if a family member of mine wore them i would personaly stab him with Sally
  253. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Por hojo
  254. XA-Taipan.: We said all.
  255. XA-Taipan.: No deals here boy.
  256. TIMBOCK: ill give you half
  257.  
  258. XA-Red.Blood.Python: You'll give us all or your life.
  259. XA-Taipan.: No. * gets Sally*
  260. TIMBOCK: if i give you all my life doesnt matter
  261. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Do we care?
  262. XA-Taipan.: I do
  263. Cryer|Aberetic: i don't like know you bock - but you gotta be worth more than some dead animals
  264. XA-Taipan.: Not
  265. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Taipan do you care?
  266. XA-Taipan.: I care
  267. XA-Taipan.: I relly do
  268. XA-Taipan.: Now drop them !
  269. XA-Red.Blood.Python: Way to undercut me.
  270. TIMBOCK: Mr Bock: im older than you and i demand you respect yor elders boy!!!
  271. Cryer|Aberetic: *laughs*
  272. Cryer|Aberetic: wow
  273. XA-Red.Blood.Python: I have bigger guns, you will respect me or die.
  274. XA-Taipan.: Boy
  275. Cryer|Aberetic: they just ....they did bad things to hoji - bock
  276. Cryer|Aberetic: things you don't want
  277. XA-Taipan.: Who knows .. Maybe he likes that stuff
  278. Cryer|Aberetic: *cries, baby-style*
  279. XA-Red.Blood.Python: I doubt anyone likes that
  280. TIMBOCK: well guess what? im running cus i think Xenos dont go hard in the paint and are coward scum
  281.  
  282. Cryer|Aberetic: Oh ! Oh my god
  283. Cryer|Aberetic: i think i'm having a bad trip
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