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“So… Can you fix it, doc?”
>”Certainly, it’s only a small fracture.”
>The doctor lays you down on his medical bed of uncomfortableness.
>You adjust yourself.
>”Anon?”
“Yeah?”
>”What are you doing?”
“Adjusting myself.”
>”Stop.”
“Why?”
>You fall through a hole in the universe and land in an apple tree.
>Not knowing what the fuck is going on, you begin to scream
>Twigs and shit get in your “small fracture”
>Blood gets everywhere.
>You see an orange horse doing horse things
>It runs up to your and picks you up on it’s back
>“nay”
>It then runs off to, what looks like, a hospital.
>There was another horse behind the counter.
>”nay”
>”NAAAAAY”
>The orange horse and the horse behind the counter put you on a cart and wheel you off to a room.
>The room smelled like rubbing alcohol and burned your nose.
>Another horse dressed like a doctor walks in the room
>”nay”
>Suddenly gassed
>You awake to see 6 multi-colored horse in front of you, some with fake horns and fake wings
>Also you seem to be better
>”nay”

Day: 1 in Equestria
>”nay”
These ponies look weird… Where is everyone? HELLO? ANYONE IN HERE?
>”nay”
>The purple on puts her hoof on your arm
>You flinch back. You dont know what kind of shit was on her hoof! It could have stepped in shit, as far as you know.
>You readjust yourself in bed.
>The horses began “nay”ing at eachother.
>Your arm fracture sucked.
>Looks like someone fixed it up, but it is still wrapped up in bandages
>”nay”
>The horses looked at you closesly
Alright, seriously, you horses need to get away from me. Nurse? Can you take these horses out of here? I dont think I am from around these parts, and-
>A horse dressed like a nurse walks in.
>Fuck
>”nay”
>You fall back onto your bed and try to forget these horses in your room
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“Alright Twilight… We’ll try this again. This time, pay more attention to me!”
>Twilight turns away shyly.
>”I-I WAS paying attention to you.
>She scrunches her nose.
“If you were, you’d have caught a fish already!” you chuckled, “now look closely. See how close I am to the water? My face is only a few inches away…”
>Twilight turns back to view how close you are from the water.
>You notice a ruler in your peripherals
>”Five… No, six inches.”
>Twilight looked determined.
>You lift your head up for a moment, then douse your face into the river.
>Twilight lifts a hoof to her mouth.
>You whip your head back with a fish in your mouth, with your hair doing a dramatic flip in the air.
>Wanting to show off a little, you strike a manly pose.
>She begins to smile and clap with her hooves.
>”That was great!”
No your turn!
>She looks at the water.
You’ve got this.
>Without warning, she dunks her head under the water
…
>She stays submerged for a good 12 seconds before coming back up.
>Her whips back, due to it’s length, it was a bit more dramatic than your hair.
>”I RAUGHT A RISH! RISH!”
>She began to do a little run in place, or is that a dance?
>Twilight looked so happy.
>She immediately spits it out and catches it with magic.
>”ANON! DID YOU SEE THAT?! I DID IT!”
>You congratulated her by giving her a pet on the head.
>Then, you both walk off into the sunset.
>You both jump in the air and freeze, like one of those 80's shows
End

>This job.
>THIS FUCKING JOB.
>Day whatever and such in EQ
>Celestia "thought" she had killed Sombra, but it turns out he is now a baby pony.
>That you have to take care of.
>And raise it to be good.
>It was to help the both of you.
>The fucker eats crystals.
>Yes.
>Crystals.
>Like a fucking dragon.
>At first, you thought it was pretty cool.
>Then Celestia forgot to send more crystals one day and...
>"WAAAAAA"
Alright, shhh hush little demon dont you cry! Anons gonna make all the bad guys die!"
>"WAAAAAH"
Fuck this.
>Your fast travel to Canterlot, and break off a piece crystal
>You fed the fucker and he went to sleep.
>The next morning...
>He grew.
>Like... Up. Her Grew Up.
>"Anonymous... I..."
>You kick him out, and locked your door.
End
>"I just want to thank you for-"
I SAID END!

>Day polygamy and shit in Equestria
>Married to evil moon butt and bug hoers
>Thought it would be all cool and edgy to have the discarded evil tumor of current moon butt princess as a wife.
>And a ditto
>Day 12
>"ANOOOOOON!"
*sigh*
>Walk into the other room.
>Chrysalis is on the other side of the room, gesturing you to come forth and give her the D
>Its the fucking 8th time today.
>You tell her no
>She shifts into Nightmare Moon
>NMM walks in
>They both start making out
>Get hard
>Fuck them both
>About 9 months later
>Have an evil warped, disgusting son.
>NMM names him Dark Night Glow (Fucking OC retard.)
>You hated the fuck, so chucked him back in time 1000 years
>Chrysalis has 1000 Changeling babies.
...
>You have to name every last one of them.
FUCKING EQUESTRIA

>You knew this was bound to happen...
>"YOU MOTHERFUCK, CAN YOU BE ANYMORE NOTICEABLE?! SERIOUSLY, WERE ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE SEEN BY THESE CREATURES! WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO THE UNIVERSE?!"
>"MoThErFuCkIn MiRiClEs CaN hApPeN."
>"D --> I... need a towel"
>"YOU MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU TRY TO TALK TO ONE MORE HORSE, I SWEAR TO FUCKING ANY GOD-"
>Suddenly Jesus came down from Celestia's castle and killed the twelve trolls that you let crash at your place.
>You both bro-fist and play Dota2 for the rest of the evening.
end

>This was it...
>Time to FINALLY have the sex.
>Pretty sure DaringDo won't mind...
>You go into Daring Do's tent.
>She was laying back with a book in her hooves.
>"Whats up Anon?"
Ghai and um into you and the compass in flank cutie you cutie and me.
>"What?"
>You had no idea what to do.
>She set her book down.
>"How about you settle down, and come inside"
>You wanted to cum inside her.
>"So, you up for more ventering tomorrow? We had a pretty long break, huh?"
>Dear GOD you wanted to venture inside of HER.
>She stretches.
>You swear you were about to ejaculate all over the inside of your shorts
>She grabs a rope in her mouth.
>"Help me untangle this will ya?"
>You grab one end.
>Before you knew it, she was completely knotted up.
>"Heh... Looks like my super knot works... A little to well... I cant seem to get out of this position... Help me will ya?"
>Fuck.
>FUCK.
>FUUUUUUCCCK!!
>You couldn't take it.
>All this sexual tension.
>As you unzip your pants, a huge ass scary spider crawls out from under DaringDo's bed.
EEECCK!
>You run out of her tent, screaming like a little bitch
End

>Baby sitting...
>You were big enough to take care of yourself!
>Infact... You were almost smart enough to say the name mama!
>Thats right.
>Mama.
>"Don't worry, we'll take great care of him!"
>Wait... No... This can't be...
>She... Mama is leaving...
>No...
WAAAHHHHHH!
>Scootaloo rushes to your side.
>"There, there Anon... its going to be Okay..."
>You shit yourself from crying so hard.
>Like... Your parents are gone... Forever...
>"Ew... Looks like little Anon made a poopy!"
>Scoots and SweetieBelle look at AppleBloom.
>She had the first diaper.
>"Its alright Anon, your still just a baby and all."
WAAAAHAAAAAA... WAAAAA-
>"SShhhh..."
>She removes your diaper.
>Your downstairs was freezing!
>As she was cleaning you, they began to giggle.
>FUCK THEM.
>PERVERTS.
>SweetieBelle brings over the powder, and accidently spills it all on you.
>...
>"Ops?"
>OPS?!
>YOU LITTLE BLANK-FLANK RETARDED PIECE OF-
>They close the diaper.
>Strangely, it felt extremely good.
>You began to roll around
>"Awww" they said.
>You just LOVEd it.
Today was a dirty day

>It was a peaceful day in Equestria
>That is... Because you had to sit inside today...
>Ms. Cheerilee kept you from going outside...
>Apparently your macaroni art, that Snips and Snails said you should use, was her lunch...
>You had to chill with the other little ponies inside.
>Its okay, though, you had your two pals Snips and Snails there!
>...
>As you turn to speak to them, they make a dash out of the school house.
YOU TRAITORS!
>They didn't even look back.
>All the ponies that were left were Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Scootaloo, Applebloom, and SweetieBelle.
>Those bunch are always at each others neck.
>"We hate you blah blah blah"
>"Your ugly blah blah blah"
>Not your type of conversation to butt into.
>You sit your head down on the deck.
>Suddenly you hear a cry.
>Silver Spoon had a piece of cake slammed into her face.
>Before you knew it, she tossed your macaroni art at Applebloom, who dodged inwhich it hit SweetieBelle.
>OOOOOHHHHHH!
>Fillies began pouring back into the class room, to partake in the food fight.
>In the back, you see those traitorous swines.
LUNCHING SNACKABLES!
>You began firing your snacks in your lunch.
>"HEY, WHERE ON YOUR TEAM!"
>"YEAH-Ay!"
You backstabbers... ARE GONNA PAY!
>You throw a sandwich.
>...
>Snips had dodged it...
>The entire class went silent.
>The 'wich had smacked Ms. Cheerilee right in the face.
>Mayo was everywhere.
>"Class... Dismissed."
>Everyone of the ponies sprinted out.
>"Not you, Anon..."
>Crap...
>"Um... Ms. Cheerilee." Snips spoke up.
>"Please don't put Anon in detention for life!"
>"We thought that macaroni was for art-ay..."
>They look at you with teary eyes.
>Bro-hoof.
>You spent the next week in detention, with your awesome friends.
Today was a good day

>Day dying in Equestria
>Hype, hype everywhere
>It appears to be something new
>Its another Anon!
>You go up and try to great him.
>Turns out he is autistic.
>Every one of the ponies liked him more "because he looked cooler"
>You were left out of most things.
>One day, you couldn't take it anymore.
>You won't let an autistic shit like this steal the spotlight
>With one swing of a kitchen knife, you kill the little shit.
>Suddenly, you felt weak.
>Twilight and Fluttershy rush to you.
>"ANON!"
>You fall to the floor and die from bloodloss.

>You sit in front of the Library
>A cig in your mouth, and bags in your eyes.
>You were just minding your own buisness...
>Suddenly purple book horse
>SHIT
>"SHOO, GET OUT OF HERE!"
>You scram.
>"HEY, CLEAN UP THIS MESS!"
>Your ashes? Fuck no.
>Shit would take forever!
>Your running slows down.
>Looks like ya lost her.
>You pop another cig in your mouth.
>Suddenly Lyra.
>Fuck.
>"Hey Anon! I was thinking... Maybe If we-"
>You pop a cig in her mouth to shut her up.
>"Thanks Anon."
>You both chill for a while, until Bon-bon came around.
Hey Bon's, hows the... Bonning?
>Lyra snorts and laughs.
>"LYRA HEARTSTRINGS! You take that out of your mouth and come back home THIS INSTANT!"
Hey, let the mare have fun, okay?
>Bon Bon looks at you with disgust.
>She bits down on Lyra's tail and drags her home.
>"Seeya Anon!"
>Lyra salutes, her eyes red as fuck.
>You salute back.
>Day: Bonbon was a Bitch today in Equestria

NO RAINBOWDASH!
>"Come on Anon!"
NO MEANS NO!
>You shove her away, with a tear in your eye.
>"Whats his problem?" RainbowDash asks Twilight.
>"I'll go talk to him..."
>Twilight runs after you.
>You perched on a tree's root sticking out of the ground, drawing circles with a stick.
>"Anon?"
>You turn violently, falling off of the root.
>Twilight looks away for a moment, not wanting to see you fall.
>"You okay?"
No...
>You wipe the tears out your eyes.
>"Look, Anon, RainbowDash can be a bit... Hasty-"
Twilight... I am not like you ponies... If I fall from the height she flies, I DIE. I just... Don't like Pegasus ponies...
>Twilight giggles to herself.
Whats so funny?
>"Anon, if a unicorn pony or Earth pony were upset with you, we could just make your head explode.
...
>You find your footing and begin to run into the Everfree forest.
>NO WAY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR CHANCES WITH THESE PONIES!
>ONE WRONG MOVE...
>Eventually, you stop to take a breathe.
Oh god... These ponies...
>"These ponies what?"
>You turn to see an equine type creature in the shadows.
WHO-WHOSE THERE?!
>The equine shadows moves closer
>S-STAY BACK! IM WARNING YOU!
>You try to crawl away, but your foot is stuck in something.
>Tears began to flow out of your eyes like the little bitch you were.
>"Come now my child, there is no need to scared."
>You stop and watch as the creature untangles your foot.
>"It was only your foot, that was in snared."
>The creature comes into the light.
>A... Zebra?
>You stand up.
I... Thought that you... Um... Sorry...
>You hold out your hand.
Anonymous.
>"It seems you have dropped your fedora."
>You pick it up quickly, and return your hand to the shaking spot.
>"My name is Zecora."
>You shake her hoof.
>"Tell me why you are spooked by a pony..."
WELL, THOSE PONIES SAID THAT THEY CAN KILL ME AND-
>Zecora shoves her hoof in your mouth.
>"Now thats all baloney. Ponies are gentle and sweet. You're not something they would eat."
>She takes her hoof out of your mouth.
>"Now follow me, I have something for you to see."
>Zecora reveals her home.
>There was tiki's, potions, and all sorts of mystical things.
>"Now what troubles you Anon?"
It is a battle just can't be won!
>Shit, now you've got the rhyming fever too.
>Zecora giggles to herself.
>"What do you mean? Ponies are easy, from what i've seen."
>Zecora whips up a potion.
>"Drink this... Its called Courage's Bliss."
>You gulp down the potion.
>Woah... I feel funny.
>A yellow Pegasus walks into the room.
>"Now that will be twenty bucks."
>What appears to be Fluttershy, gives Zecora a small bag.
>"It appears you've paid in deluxe!"
>"Keep the change, you deserve it."
>...
>Fucking Fluttershy



>Sweetie Belle lunges at you with her lightsaber.
>"ANONYMOUS!" She squeaks, "YOU SHALL PAY!"
>You block every move she made.
>The magic was strong with this one.
>Not even a cutiemark, and she can already wield a sword!
>But not just any sword... A light saber.
>A quick thrust cuts your underarm.
>It manages to sear the skin, but not enough to have it bleed.
SweetieBelle...
>You push her back with your magic.
>"AAHH!"
>She flies back further then expected.
>Her back hits against a wall.
Join me SweetieBelle... Together, we will find your cutie mark and TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA!
>"NO! You killed-
>Suddenly a giant glass picture frame falls from the wall above SweetieBelle.
>It lands directly on you, and kills you.
>Sweetie Belle recovers and looks at the photo.
>It was a family tree.
>Turns out Anonymous was your distant uncle
>"NOOOOOO!"

>Sitting out in the manger.
>Chillin with NMM
>Slamming a faygo
MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs
>Nightmare brushes your fowl language off, and watches with you.
>"Anonymous."
YeAh MoOn BuTt?
>She looks at you with a serious face for a moment, then laughs.
>"When all of Equestria was fighting against me, and when eternal night fell, you stayed here..."
YeAh?
>"Why?"
>You point up to the night sky
>Nightmare Moon looks in the direction you were pointing in.
ThAt MoThErFuCkInG ClUsTeR FuCk Of StArS mOoN BuTt!
>Nightmare Moon giggles to herself.
>"Thats the milky way..."
>She stands up.
>"Lets fly, Anon."
>You hop on her back.
WoOoOoO!
>Nightmare Moon flies over the night sky, shooting lazer beams at the screaming ponies below.
>It was a good night.

>Day 12 in Equestria
>Celestia has found you a job
>Toxic waste...
>Only YOU, with fingers, can do the job.
Damn do I hate working here.
>One day... You will become an overload or something.
>Suddenly you trip, headfirst, into the toxic waste.
>Why do ponies have toxic waste?
>You will never know.
HEEEELP!
>You were the only on in the factory
>Gasping for air, toxic waste began to fill your lungs.
>You black out.
>You awake to the sound of a high pitch noise.
WHAT IS THAT?! AAAAGGGGGHH!
>Pony nurses scramble beneath you.
MAKE IT STOP!
>The noise stops.
>So does the nurses.
>You look down to see that you have grown... About 5 feet higher then before...
What is happening?
>One of the nurse pony speaks up.
>" You were in toxic waste, and a local stallion helped you out." She said in a monotone voice.
>This was... Strange.
>You lift up the metal file cabinet next to you like it was a feather.
>Super... powers?
>SUPER POWERS!
>You run out of the building, the nurse ponies following you.
Get away from me, fuck yourselves!
>They began to mount eachother and fuck.
>...
>Well then...
>You move on, trying to get that image out of your head.
>You look into a pond to see that you are a hideous mutant
>Like a little bitch, you began to cry.
>Then you thought about the cool super powers you had.
>Yellow quiet could be heard approaching.
>One of the pony that made you happy.
>You turn to her.
>She was shocked... For a moment...
>Then she realizes it was you.
Fluttershy... What am I?
>"Beautiful."
>She brushes her head against your arm.
>You wrap her in a hug.
>Even when you look like a disgusting freak...
>Hmm...
>You set off to see Celestia.
>You barge into the throne room.
>Both the princesses where sitting, talking to a stallion.
>"BEGONE STALLION! WE DO NOT WANT YOUR POP-TARTS!"
>"What my sister is trying to say is... We had just ate, and as much as we want your.. Fart-Tarts... We are very much full..."
>The stallion walks out, disappointed.
>You walk in, cutting the mare that was in front of you.
>She watches you in awe as you take her spot.
>"Next?"
>You walk in.
>Luna blushes.
>Celestia turns away for a moment.
>"I want him, sister..."
>"Now, now Luna... Hello Anonymous!~"
CELESTIA!
>Celestia's blush can be clearly seen.
>Luna covers her face.
>"Yes Anonymous?"
GIVE ME YOUR KINGDOM!
>Luna shrivels
>Celestia begins to cry a little.
>"Is this... A proposal?!"
>What?
I just want the kingdom...
>Luna looks up.
ALL OF IT!
>Luna immediately faints.
>"Then it is settled... I do not mind sharing you with my sister."
>...
>WHAT?!
>Celestia stands up.
>"TOMORROW, WE SHALL BE WED!"
>The next day.
>You wake up and look in the mirror.
>Still a hideous disgusting freak?
>Check
>Still got swagger?
>You look out the window, and a mare squash soups
>Check.
What a wonderful day for science!
>20 minutes later you make the first computer.
Success!
>Oh yeah... Wedding.
>You arrive to your own wedding in your only suit.
>Celestia and Luna were both waiting for you, both wearing elegant gowns, fit for a- Princess!
>You walk up and peak both of them.
YUS!
>You now own Equestria.
>You are Super-overlord-intelligent-mutant-anon
End



>Day 81 in Ponies with braces land.
>Things are getting hot under the highschool stadium.
>RainbowDash offered to give you a blowjob
>As she was giving it to you, your skin got caught in her braces.
>You began to freak out
>Rainbow began to flip out.
>She tore the tip off.
>Blood began to spew everywhere

>Day 267 in Braces world
>You snagged a pretty good lookin broad.
>She was really groovy
>You both are sitting on "make-out hill"
>She leans against you.
>Your teenage knowledge knew what to do.
>Slowly, you pressed your lips against hers
>Both of your were totally making out.
>Rad
>Suddenly, as you were pulling away, your braces got stuck.
...
>"Arnon... urm scurred"
Don worry, ir gert urs out.
>You couldn't
>Both of lived the rest of your teenagehood together
END

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>Sir Anonymous
>Looks for [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] but is hated
>[spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] is tough

>Sir Anonymous
>Searches but cant seem to find...
>The mare of his dreams

>In Equestria
>Humans cannot be found here
>[spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] is 404

>Poor Anonymous
>Trapped in misery, but...
>[spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] was always there

>"So mister Anon..."
>Anon looks to Fluttershy
>"Do you want to be-"

>Anon hugs flutters
Fluttershy, do you [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] me?
>Fluttershy hugs him

>"I [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] you Anon..."
>Anon and Flutters both cry
>It was a swell day
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>Be Anon
>Be with best pal, AetherLuver
>You and him be making a trap to finally capture Aether!
>AetherLuver wants to just fuck him...
>BUT YOU just want him out of the great AiE race coming up this winter!
>MUAHAHAHAHA!
>AetherLuver sets up a box, with a stick.
>He puts a silly comic strip with small letters under it.
>What the hell does it say?
>...
>OH! GENIUS!
>You tie a string to the stick.
>You both wait...
>...
>Aether struts up to the comic.
>"OH MAN, WHAT IS THIS?!"
>He ignores the trap, and begins to read the comic strip.
>"Aether... This is a distraction... Well, that was stu-"
>You pulled the string.
>Finally...
>AetherLuver begins to spray something inside the top hole.
>You both hold the box down.
>Lyra walks by and helps hold the box down.
>The stuggling stops.
>YES!
>The three of you high-five... Except Lyra.... She has hooves...
>You drag Aether back to your lair.
>Lyra followed.
>"MUAHAHAHA! NOW I CAN CUM INSIDE AETHER!"
>You didnt want to stick around for that.
>You exit the room.
>The doors were locked... AetherLuver is being extra careful.
>As you re-enter the room, you see AetherLuver knocked out on the floor.
>Lyra has Aether's hands, rubbing them against her chest.
>"Oh, you dirty human... Oh!"
>Lyra removes Aether's pants, and fucks him like crazy.
>AetherLuver wakes up...
>He grabs Lyra, and tosses her off of him.
>"NO!"
>Being a unicorn, she magics him outside.
>AetherLuver can't get back in.
>"Now its just you and-"
ME!
>You tackle Lyra to the floor, grabbing her horn.
>"GET. OFF!"
NO!
>You grab some knock-out spay and spray it in her face.
>...
>Out like a light.
>You free Aether.
Sorry I couldn't come earlier.
>"No problem man."
>You both walk off into the sunset.
END

>What a beautiful day!
>...
>Day ruined.
>Time to go work at Twilights...
>You got ready and made way for her house.
>This job pays the most for some reason...
>As you enter the, you see another Anon.
>JUST. LIKE. YOU.
>Spike flips out.
>The other one short-circuits.
>Turns out it was a robot.
>Twilight enters the room.
>"Aww man... Not again!"
Wha-what is that?!
>"A robot, silly! Just gotta-"
>Its mind links with yours.
>This is... Weird.
>You take a step.
>The robot takes a step.
>Hehe, this is fun.
>You run over to Spike.
>The robot runs over Twilight.
SHIT! Sorry Twi!
>You run towards Twilight.
>The robot smashes into the wall.
>...
>You are fired.
BAD END.

>Day impending rape, in Equestria.
>Spike asks you to help him get with Rarity.
>Man to "Dragon" talk.
Rarity is the type that won't "go" for it... She needs to be taken!
>Spike's tail began to wiggle.
YOU, should go RIGHT UP TO HER... And TAKE HER!
>Spike smiles, his eyes began to change.
>"Of course!"
>Spike runs out of the room.
Do well little dragon... Do well...
>Be Spike.
>Barge into Rarity's boutique.
>You hear Rarity humming in the other room.
>Its time...
>You close the door behind you, with your cock, harder then your scales.
>"Why hello- Ohh!"
>Rarity looks at you in suprise.
>"Spike! What are you- What are you doing here?!"
>You waste no time.
>Grabbing the back of her head, you push it towards your dick.
>Rarity resists.
>You use your free claw to grab her horn.
>"SPI- OB-"
>As she opened her mouth to scream, you shove your ultra dragon cock down her throught.
>Tears began to stream down her face.
UUUGGGGH! SPIKE WANT!
>Suddenly the door opens.
>Anon.
>He sees what was happening.
>With a blank face, he closes the door.
>You go back to raping Rarity.
>END

>Be Pony Anon-OC
>Feeling the LOVE
>Sitting with your human-bro, RainbowDash
>Your human-bro scratches behind your ear.
>GOD THAT IS AMAZING
>You were REALLY FEELING THE LOVE
>"Hey Anon~!"
Yeah?
>"Wanna go back to my place?"
YEAH!
>"Wanna go-"
YEAH!!!
>She smiles.
>DAMN THAT EAR SCRATCHING BE GOOD.
>You and your bro sit together.
>Her, scratching your ear.
>You, laying on her lap.
>Both of you, Feeling the LOVE

>Everyp0ny tells Pinkie that you and her make a perfect match.
>Pinkie goes into "NEED ANON MODE"
>"ANON!"
>Pinkie jumps on you.
>"EVERYP0NYSAYSTHATMEANDYOUSHOULDTOTALLYBETOGETHERBUTIDONTKNOWBECAUSEWEAREFRIENDSUNLESSYOURD
ONTWANTTOBEFRIENDSANDWANNABE-"
>You close her lips with you hand.
Calm down man...
>You release her lips.
>"Lets date."
>You seal her lips once more.
What?
>Pinkie begins jumping around.
>"WELLEVERP0NYSAIDTHATWESHOULDTOTALLY-"
You shouldn't believe what-
>Pinkie struggles out of your grip.
But I WANT to be with you.
>Pinkie seals her own lips.
>She sits back.
Pinkie...
>She puts her hooves down.
>"Anon..."
>She leans in slowly, closing her eyes.
>You take a muffin, and press it against her lips, then hightail out.
>You slam the door behind you.
>Pinkie stands up.
>"Hehehe! I'm not gonna let Anon with THIS game!"
>Pinkie begins to bounce up and down.
>"Were gonna be the BEST couple EVER!"

>Day /*-/ in Equestria
>You be a STRONG, SASSY, SToreoTYPICAL BLACK WOMAN.
>Talking with AppleJack.
>"I just cant get *with* anystallion right now..."
GUURRL You dont need no man! You got yourself, you girls, and a sweet ass job! You be one healthy pony!
>"Aww, thanks ms Anon"
MMMMHHMMM! And if you do need a man, Celestia forbid, just turn on dat swagga babiii!
>Applejack looks at you with confusion.
>"Swagger?"
MMMMHHMM! Boys would be LININ UP FO YOU, HUN! Just go out there, and strut yo stuff.
>AppleJack smiles and walks on ahead.
>Next day she came back with 5 stallions
>AJ is now a whore.
END

>Be Anon
>Visiting the Fluttershy.
>She is your consensual slave, trained for anal only.
>She wanted to know your fetish.
>This is it!
>She is lying on a rack, her legs spread like a filthy whore.
Flutters?
>"Oh! Anon... You're here... I just finish getting ready..."
Very well.
>She is plugged up.
>You must fix this.
>You grab the end of the plug, causing Fluttershy to jerk up.
>"Oh... Sorry Anon... Its just a- Ohhh!"
>You pull out the plug slowly.
>Fluttershy could not only jerk up and down.
>The final bit of the plug was removed... Her mare juices began to spill out of her.
>"Anon~ Anon~ AAAaaAAAaaAAANON!"
>Fluttershy continued to sing your name sweetly.
>You shove the plug back into her.
>"Ano-OOOHHH!"
>You unstrap her, and both of you part ways.
End.
Why did I write this?
Oh yeah... Request...

>Day Pocket Sand in Equestria
>RainbowDash be up in yo face.
>"Anon, I dont even know you anymore! All you do is- blah blah blah"
>You didnt care...
>Suddenly she is really "in your face"
>"Are you listening to me?!"
Pocket sand!
>You throw pocket sand into her eyes and make your escape.
>END

>Day K.O Kush in Equestria
>You and Trixie are at it again.
>"Hey Anon, how many Twilight Sparkles does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Kekeke... How many?
>You could barely hold back your small giggles.
>"To get to the other side!"
BAHAHAHA!
>"AHAHAHA! Hey, Anon... Look what I can do."
>Suddenly a snake
SHIT, TRIXIE RUN!
>She was laughing
>The snake wraps around you.
FUCK! TRIXIE, SAVE YOURSELF!
>She is still standing there laughing to herself.
Trixie?
>Wait... that was a rope.
>Awww, Trixie, that dog!
>Trixie falls to her back in laughter.
>You laugh with her.
>Ha, you totally thought that was a snake.
End

>"You ready Spartan?"
>You bang the door in reply.
>"Alright men, get re-"
>His voice was cut off...
>...
>"Wort Wart Wort"
>...
>You hit the eject button, sending you flying into space.
>...
>Luckily, there was a nearby planet for you.
>It took only a moment for you to enter its gravitational pull.
>You can hear the outer layer of your drop ship being destroyed
>ka-boom...
>Seemed like a safe landing...
>You kick down the door and see that you are in a...
>it looks kind of like an old court room, with large banners hanging from the walls.
>The room is seems to have been evacuated.
>No signs of sentient life anywhere...
>You turn to see two large horses... with a horn and wings.
>You dont want to do anything rash, so you jump back.
>"ALIEN! THOU HAST DESTROYED OUR CEILING, AND HAST TARNISHED THIS-"
>You don't feel like getting into a conversation with thing...
>As you reach for your gun, their horns begin to glow...
>The next thing you know, you are back in space... SHIT!
>The covenant are invading that land!
>You drift off into space...
>And never went on an epic journey to save that planet.
>End.

>Day: Pineapple Express in Equestria.
>Ever since you and Trixie started taking weed, things have been hella dope.
>SHEEEEET, you and her are like peas in a pod!
>Suddenly, a toothbrush...
>Trixie flips her shit and grabs your hand.
>You distract the brush with some toothpaste.
>The fucker isnt taking the bait.
>You grab trixie's hat and jump in, taking Trixie with you.
>"YEAH!"
DOWN THE TRIXIE HAT!
>Trixie begins to do flips and shit.
>Fuckin
>You try to do a flip, only to re-open the hat portal
>The toothbrush has returned!
>Trixie being to cry
>NO!
>You grab your lighter and burn it the bristles
>BAD IDEA, SEEMED GOOD AT THE TIME
>The flaming toothbrush grabs Trixie with its mingers
NOOOO!
>You jump at it.
NOT TODAY, ZERG!
>With the toothbrush, you fly to the sun
>"ANON! DONT GO!"
Wait for me! I'll be back!
>You fly off into the sun.
>The brush is disintegrated
>The sun was hot, your were going to die to.
>Trixie's hat came out of nowhere
>A hoof came out of it.
>CHANCE UGUUUUUU~
>You grasp it, and fly back to Equestria.
>Trixie totally saved your ass.
>Trixie falls back laughing.
>You join in
Good End

>"Its a cookie..."
>You do this for SCIENCE!
I dont expect you to understand...
>You go back to your microscope.
>Amazing...
>Strange magic is LITERALLY flowing from this cookie...
>You and Twilight has been going at this for DAYS.
>Only the heart-shaped cookies though...
>Rainbow has been bugging you and Twilight for a while now.
>BUT
>BUT!
>SCIENCE!
Sorry Rainbow, but me and Twilight are busy.
>She sighs
>"Fine..."
>She flys away, taking a cookie.
>"RAINBOW, NO!"
>She zooms out.
>...
>Oh well, you have plenty more.
>This thing... LOVE...
>You and Twilight can't even... Dipping it in Acid, burning it, even chopping it up wont take away that "LOVE" factor.
>What is LOVE, and why does it only appear around these heart-shaped cookies?!
>AppleJack walks in.
>"Cookies!"
>She steals 5 and runs.
>...
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>Rarity comes in and takes almost all of them.
>WHY?!
>Wait...
>Twilight is almost in flames with anger.
>You calm her down.
Wait... Lets see whats going on... Observe what happens with the cookie...
>She agrees...
>You and Twilight follow Rarity.
>She transforms into Chrysalis.
>Chrysalis begins eating the cookies like a disgusting pig.
>You kick a rock on accident.
>She hears and flies away in tears.
>...
>You never want to make heart-shapped cookies again.
>You and Twilight both agree to give up on the research.
End.

>The sun was going down...
>You weren't cut out for this.
>Rock farming.
>It had a slightly better pay then bucking apple.
>"Anon! Anon! Come on inside! Its time to eat!!!"
>Oh yeah... Sleep over...
>You REALLY don't want to but...
>Free food, free bed, work, and a good pay.
>Why not?
>Damn you are exhausted.
>"Hurry Anon!"
>As you walk into the house, you see a salad, with mash potatoes and gravy on the side.
>Your mind was all over the place.
>The whole family began to dig in, you joined moments later.
>After dinner you go to bed.
>With a full belly, after a long day of work, you decide to sleep.
>But... for some reason...
>You cant.
>You get up to take a quick walk.
>

>Day lol rainboomcrash in Equestria.
>Today are gonna do it!
>Today you are going to ask RainbowDash to be your girlfriend!
>Why?
>Because you want to cum inside rainbowdash
>You knock at her door.
>A man answers
>Another human? Weren't you the only one?
>"What do you want with my daughter?"
>This guy...
>You straighten up and look forward.
I am going to ask her out for a date.
>"No."
>FUCK HIM
Yes.
>He leans forward, towering over you.
>YOU ARENT GOING TO LET THIS GUY DECIDE RAINBOWDASHES LIFE!
Yes.
>The man squints his eyes.
>Not intimidating in the least.
>RainbowDash was right behind Rainboom.
>You grab her by the hoof and run away.
>Rainboom was butt-frustrated.
>You and rainbow got married.
>Came inside rainbowdash.
Good end.

>Day [spoiler]Left nut[/spoiler] in Equestria.
>You are human, Anonymous.
>Very human indeed.
>Hmm... seems like your legs arent working today.
>Oh well.
>You roll out of bed and land on your-
"..."
>FUCK THAT HURT!
>You wobble into the next room
>Why is fluttershy here?
>Probably to guess your fetish again
"..."
>She turns to you and smiles
>Fluttershy flies over and rubs your side
"..."
>Oh god that felt good
>Yeah... yeah...
"..."
>"There we go Anon... here, lets go put in a warm bath."
>Free bath?
>...
>Sure
>She lifts you up.
>Fluttershy, you so strong.
>As she sets you in the water, everything went limp.
>Things shot back up again when fluttershy began to massage you.
"..."
>OH GOD, WHAT IS THIS FEEL?!
>White thick goo began to shoot out at the top of your head.
>Looks like cum...
>Fluttershy, what did you do?
"..."
>...
>Why can't you talk?
"..."
>THE FUCK IS THIS?!
>Now panicking, you try to squirm out of the tub.
>Fluttershy roots you in place.
>"Your not done yet."
>YOU COULD BE DYING, AND SHE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A MASSAGE?!
>THAT FUCKING FEEL AGAIN!!!
>Your head came.
>You felt like crying at this point.
>Your arms... Your legs... Your voice...
>The cum began to ooze down your side.
>FFFFFUUUUUU-
"..."
>You couldnt even cry.
>Fluttershy continues to clean and massage you [spoiler]for the rest of your life.[/spoiler]
>It felt good... But it didnt at the same time...
"..."
End

>Day Rape in Equestria
>The fuck?
>Why you here?
>See's a horse.
>Fancy, girly looking horse.
>Fancy, girly bitch must be near.
>You jump over to the horse
>"What are YOU supposed to be?"
Bitch, how you talking?!
>"The nerve! Dont you know who I am?!"
A bitch that gon get raped?
>She backs up.
Bitch where you goin?
>She splits
>So shes gonna have it that way.
>You jump in the air, landing on her saddle.
Bitch, wanna play the rape game?
>"NO!"
Thats a great way to start!
>You handstand on her back, pulling your penis out in the process.
>She was still running... Even though you were already on her back.
>Your hands squeeze her cutiemark, and you fall forward.
>With one clean fall, your penis is shoved into her marehood.
BOOMSHAKALAKA!
>She falls forwards, landing on her face.
Rape isnt always easy.
>You cum so hard, you rocket her forwards a little.
>Her eyes roll to the back of her head.
Yeah bitch, I know who you are. A bitch that just got raped by Rapeman!
End.

>Day Trying to stay awake in Equestria
>You are Anon
HIDE YOUR FOALS, HIDE YOUR MARES, EVEN HIDE YOUR STALLIONS! MOUS IS COMING, AND HE IS "rapin erryp0ny out here."
>Town panic's and rushes in doors.
>Royal guard comes and stops him.
>He is thrown into jail.
>You tell Celestia that he is human too, so another human should "take care" of him.
>She allows you and Mous into the deepest part of the Canterlot prison.
>Best torture?
>...
>One day later, a brass bull was out in the Canterlot garden.
>It smelled funny, so ponies avoided it.
End

>Be Blender in Equestria
>Fry accidently sent you into another universe.
>Horses, horses everywhere.
>Elements of Harmony are here to guide you.
>One of them was being a bitch.
BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!
>"It doesnt look so shiny to me."
Shinier then yours meat bag.
>Arrive at some place.
>White winged horse with a horn appears.
Where's the booze? I was promised booze!
>"We didn't-"
Quiet tootz, if I play my cards right we all win!
>White winged monster looks at you angrily
Well?
>She shoots a lazer at you.
>You return to your universe
>"Bender!"
Fry!
>You both hug
>You take his wallet.
End

>ITS THE END!
>The power of Shining Armor and Cadence's LOVE could not beat the Changeling Queen.
>Be Vegas Anon.
Hold on everyone, I got this.
>Everyone in the room looks at you.
"Strip clubs"
>One sexy scene later
>Equestria's first strip club
>Be Vegas Anon, with lods emone
>Stallion or mare can design there "partner" or pick from a list of "Popular Picks"
>At top
>Not suprised
>Changlings form into what the Stallion or mare picks.
>Sexy time.
>All of Equestria was happy.
End

>Day Hipster Beverage in Equestria
>Be drinking with with Berry
>She mixes Miro, Applejack Daniels, Faygo, and chemical-X together.
Lol, im not drinking that, ya-
>"Don't be a pussy!"
>Downs the drink, not thinking of the taste.
>Turns out that the drink will kill you in 3 days.
>Ponies cant help you...
>Berry Punch bursts into tears.
>Live last few days in depression, sharing it with Berry.
>Develop LOVE
>Berry Punch tries a bunch of different drinks, finding a cure.
>All of it fails
>Ask for one last drink.
>Downs a bottle of miro.
>Dies.
>Buried at the top of the graveyard.
>One year later, and every year after that.
>Berry Punch returns
>With a bottle of miro, to pour on the grave.
>"Bottoms up..."

>Be Luna
>Bored...
>Not many ponies are awake at this time.
>Checks in on Celestia
>Sleeping...
>Sneak into room her dresser room.
>Wears Celestias armour
Look at me! Im Celestia Tehehehehe!
>Continues to look around dresser room.
>Whats this?
>A... Rubber rod?
>You pick it up.
Hm...
>It was like some kind of long-sword...
>A bat perhaps?
>Why would she-
>OH SWEET MOTHER IT SMELLS
>You drop it on the floor
>You use your magic to lift it up
>With one hand over your nose, you examine rubber bat
>...
>Still no idea
What can this be? Whats this?
>There was a carving on the end.
Anonymous
>An Anonymous gift?
>Whatever...
>As you turn to leave, you see Celestia blocking the exit.
Oh sister, hehe...
>"You want to know what my little Anonymous is?"
Uh...
>"I'll GLADLY show you."
End

>Day AiE LoL group
>Making LOVE cookies
>Cookies for PinkiePie
>Heartshaped cookies
>You want to make up for the fact that you broke a pinkie promise
>She arrives
>Gives cookies
>She thinks its a confession
>She accepts
>You dont know that she is thinking that...
>She goes off to tell the town you two are dating.
>Pinkie returns, covered in make-up
>Ew... fucking pinkiepie
>"Like it? I did this for you!"
>Turns out everyp0ny was giving her tips on how to make you happy.
>No...
Look Pinkie...
>You wipe the Makeup off her face.
>She frowns
Its not whats on the outside...
>You boop her on the nose.
Its whats on the inside that counts.
>She smiles
>Ticklefight
>Ends with you gasping for air on the floor
>"Anon... what is LOVE?"
>You turn to her from the floor.
Thats something you have to feel. Something that comes from the inside to. Something that no-p0ny can take away from you.
>Her face turns red and steam came out of her ears.
>More pinkie tricks, haha.
>She hops away without saying a word.

>You are Sammich
>You are made by Luna.
>It seems you were made with tender care.
>She sets you down on a fancy plate.
>You felt so right!
>Luna walks out of the room.
>This is your time to shine.
>BE the best tasting sammich ever!
>Be the-
>Luna returns in a LOVEly gown and tiara.
>HOT-DOG she is smoking.
>She sits down and stares up to the moon.
>...
>Your crust is hardening.
>What id taking her so long.
>Before you know it, the sun began to rise.
>And the princesses tears began to fall...
>"Damn you Anon..."
>She runs out of the room, forgetting you.
>Who is Anon, and why is your creator so hurt?
>If you had a mouth...
>If only...
>...
End.

>You are Sammich
>You are made by Trixie.
>EW FUCK!
>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?!
>Stale bread... wet hay... and old lettuce.
>This CANT be good for her.
>You thought she was the "Great and powerful"
>She had to stoop this low... in eating you...
>You can't control much, but you can control your-
>She bites down.
>Her eyes began to glimmer with joy.
> -Taste.
>Trixie began to jump around, then shove you down her throat.
>If you had a mouth...
>You would be smiling.
End

>You are Sammich
>You were made by Twilight Sparkle
>And you-
>...
>It seems you are being thrown away.
>But... you were only JUST made!
>You have a bit of hay, and a flower, perfectly centered on your bread.
>She isn't even going to eat you.
>You land on the top of a trash can.
>It seems... she is talking to someone.
>"Spike, I just HAVE to get it right... Anonymous is... He needs a better sandwich."
>You were supposed to be a gift.
>...
>YOU could have tasted amazing!
>YOU could have lifted someone's day up!
>But... that purple horse ruined it all...
>One day... you WILL have your revenge.
>Because YOU are the greatest meal every created.
>The creator... must be destroyed.
>Anonymous... must die.
Evil Sammich end.

>You are Sammich
>You were made by Chrysalis
>LOVE was under your crust.
>So much of it... you began to leak.
>Chrysalis ran her tongue under your bread, sucking up all the LOVE drippings you had.
>As she bite down on you, her fangs hit first, piercing your crust, straight through, and into your LOVE
>Your juice began to run down her mouth.
>She saves the napkin, and uses her long tongue to wipe your mess.
>With one bite, she morphs her mouth into a larger state, and chows down on you.
>Her tongue pushes you back into her mouth, where he molars resides.
>Your crunching stopped.
>You go soft and liquidy from her saliva.
>She swallows every bit of you down.
End

>You are Sammich
>You were made by AppleJack
>Appleslices and shit are in you.
>Applejack is sick.
>She goes in to eat you, biting down.
>Her herbivore teeth breaking through your bread.
>You wish you could scream, but you are a sammich.
>You wanted to tell her you LOVEd it.
>That was your fetish.
end.

>Day LOVE^+ in Equestria
>A message from across the universe appeared on your screen.
>Hey ponygone? Ponygone?
>How did someone know your na-
I LOVE you
>You felt like jumping around, so you did.
>RainbowDash thought it was a contest, so she began to jump to.
>Vinyl thought you and RD was doing jumpstyle, so she joined in to.
>From a distance, the CMC thought you three was playing jump-rope, so they ran up to you guys.
>Seeing as there werent ropes, they just jumped along.
>PinkiePie thought it was a party so she joined along.
>Eventually all of Ponyville was jumping.
>Music was blasting, everyone was having a great time.
>Discord didn't even, so he decided to jump to.
>Chrysalis and her changelings saw how happy everyone was, so they were jumping.
>Zecora thought it was a ritual, so she was jumping.
>Griffons thought it was a really cool war dance, so they joined.
>Gilda made up with RainbowDash.
>IronWill and his goats thought they can be the BEST jumpers.
>Trixie was jumping, because she was the most greatest jumper, even better then Ironwill.
>Everything that ever was, was jumping.
>You stop...
>Everyone stops...
>You realize, this is the end of the thread.
Bad End.



>Anonymous appears in future Equestria
>Silver Spoon falls in LOVE with him.
>Anonymous has NO idea of this.
>Diamond Tiara moves in, and finds Anon "fascinating."
>Silver Spoon lets Diamond Tiara make her move.
>Later, Diamond Tiara tells SilverSpoon that she has feelings for Anon.
>SilverSpoon supports her, holding her feelings back.
>Anonymous then falls for SilverSpoon
>Diamond Tiara takes the hints, and thinks SilverSpoon is betraying her.
>SilverSpoon tries her best to back away from Anon.
>Diamond Tiara takes a walk one day, finding Anon and Silver Spoon having sex
>It was really Anon raping Silver Spoon.
>Silver Spoon was let free, and goes home.
>Diamond Tiara is pissed off and decides to ruin SilverSpoon's life.
>She does so with ease.
>SilverSpoon doesn't know Diamond Tiara was the one doing it.
>Diamond Tiara then confesses her feelings for Anon, even though she "thinks" Anon and Silver Spoon are going out.
>Anon refuses, telling her he LOVEs SilverSpoon.
>Diamond Tiara then goes to SilverSpoon face-to-face and screams out everything.
>SilverSpoon was in shock by this, she couldn't even tell her side.
>Diamond Tiara leaves.
>SilverSpoon then kill's herself with her father's Silver Knife.
>Anon walks in on dead SilverSpoon.
>Anon believes Diamond Tiara did this.
>Anon goes to Diamond Tiara and chokes her to death.
>Then Anon flees.
>An investigation goes on, and they know Anon is behind this, because of the hand marks.
>Anonymous was never found.
End.


>Princess Luna uses her magic to raise the moon.
>You see her flying up, and everything.
>That's your cue...
>You fly up in there air, with your bag of sand.
Hm... *yawn* Alright... lets get this over with...
>You fly over Equestria, dropping sand.
>The sand has its own magic.
>It finds the eye, and enter's it... putting anything to sleep.
>It takes a good... 20 minutes?
>Yeah... 20 minutes to put all of Equestria to sleep.
>
*yawn*
Alright... C'mon Anon... time to go back to sleep.
>You pull yourself up and fly back to your home.
>It was a good night... no distracti-
>Princess Luna was waiting...
>YOUR EVERYTHING HURTS RIGHT NOW, WHAT DOES SHE WANT?!?!
>You ask her, whats up?
>She circles around you, then pokes your chest.
>FUCK!
>...
>You remain silent... but god that hurt.
>"Oh, nothing Anon..."
>She flies away.
>FUCK YOU TO LUNA!
>You were grouchy...
>End

>You sit in the club alone...
>Ponies dancing...
>Music blasting...
>The one playing it-
>That mare!
>You take a swig of your glass.
>That mare...
>She is so... so...
>No.
>You can't.
>She probably isn't your type...
>You begin to drift off, thinking of a dark lit place in your house...
>You and her...
>FUCK
>BRAIN, STOP THAT!
>"NO U!"
>She is continues to stand there...
>You stare, waiting for her to move.
>...
>She removes her sunglasses.
>Damn those eyes...
>Mmm...
>What are you thinking NOW, brain?!
>"NO U!"
>Whatever... You take another swig, This place will probably be gone in 3 weeks...
>It'd be fine...
>You continue to think of that mare...
>DAMN IT, BRAIN!
>She puts her glasses back on, and walks over to you.
>fuck
>She doesnt even see you.
>Fuck!
>Its like... you don't even exist!
>FUCK!
>...
>Pony-Gone...
>End
I have no idea what I just wrote

>Day: BOOMBOOMFIRE in Equestria.
>Yesterday, you died...
>You were pretty sure it was from the fire you lit...
>You like fires...
>The home you once lived in is now in ashes.
>Damn...
>Looking at it... you feel peaceful.
>Your hands are see-through, so must be a ghost.
>Fuck
>You didn't...
>You did.
>The body of...
>No...
>You run- you mean fly, over to the corpse.
>Burnt to a crisp.
NOOOO!
>In rage, fire begins to shoot out of your hands.
>A ghostly flame, that burned blue.
>It ignite the house next to yours.
>And that house took the next house with it...
>An almost endless flame engulfed Ponyville.
>Celestia, coming in like a jet, could not put out the flame.
>She sealed off PonyVille, and marked it a hazard on the official map.
>End

>Day whatever and stuff in Equestria.
>Sitting at home...
>Feeling the LOVE
>All of a sudden you feel something weird.
>WHAT. IS. THIS.
>You turn around to see Fluttershy with...
>with...
>Oh God.
>Her hooves were covered in blood.
>"Are Mingers your fetish Anon?"
OH GOD!
>"I'll take that as a now."
OOHHHH GOD!!!
>She reaches behind her and scratches her flank.
>"Aww, thats the good stuff."
OOOOHHHH GOD!!!!!!!
>That was your fetish

>Day XJ-9 in Equestria
>Already used to life here...
>A time-rift-portal-thing opens, and a robot comes out!
>Turns out, that was a robot that was searching for you!
>Why the hell is the robot shaped like a female?!
>Hilarity and Spaghetti ensue.
>Days pass.
>Time to go back.
>Ponies and Robot-girl-thingy doesn't want to you or Robot-girl-thingy to go.
>She has a chip inside her, that will put her on autopilot-mode, and bring her, and anon back to Earth.
>Robot asks if you can destroy her, so you can live on happily in Equestria.
>The chip will activate in an hour.
>You can't do it.
>Pony friends gather.
>Pressure.
>Still can't do it.
>Auto-Pilot activates.
>Friends try to stop/talk to Robot-girl-thingy.
>She can't understand them.
>She hurts pony friends.
>You grab an axe, and chop at her back.
>She reverts to her old self.
>Hurt friends gather.
>"Goo-Goo-Goo-D-D-D-D-D B-bye Anon... B-B-Be hap-ap-appy H-Here in Eq-Equestria. I only W-W-W-Wish I could have spent it-it-it.... With..."
>The glow in her eyes die.
>Ponies are fine... but sad.
>You take her to your house.
>A week passes.
>You finally get around to open her up.
>A paper was inside.
>"Anonymous... if only you can knew how much you meant to me. I was trapped in the depths of space for years! Then... Suddenly... I saw your face! Although I am a robot... I felt your warmth. Anonymous. If you are reading this... I just want you to know... I LOVE you..."
>End.


>Pinkie Pie has been asking about your world
So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?
>"Well, I haven't really thought about it. It's just... I've always wondered why we're here in Equestria. If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one? And suppose there are other worlds... then ours is just a little piece of something much greater. So we could have just as easily ended up somewhere else, right?"
I don't know.
>"Exactly. That's why we need to go out there and find out. Just sitting here won't change a thing. It's the same old stuff. So let's go!"
>That was the first time you ever say Pinkie Pie so serious
>That was the last time you ever saw her so determined to leave Ponyville.
(I think I did this incorrectly...)


>A young Anon stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young Anon's birthday.
>Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
>What will the name of this young man be?
-ZooSmell PoopLord
>Try again, smartass!
-Try again
>Anon
>Your name is Anon. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. Also, your in Equestria...
-Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
>WAIT A SECOND... THIS SEEMS TO FAMILIAR
>You drop your shenanigans and run outside
>A meteor!! Heading straight towards ponyville!
>You know what this is...
The End.




>Chillin with Rainbro
>Feelin the LOVE
>Slammin a Faygo
>Suddenly a wild Apple Tree
RD, I DARE you to climb up that tree, without using your wings
>"Anon, I DOUBLE DOG DARE you to climb up without using your hands!
I TRIPLE DOG DARE you to grab an apple while your up in the tree... If you can make it
>"I QUADRUPLE DOG DARE you to do it without a shirt on!
>And get your chest all covered in splinters?
I QUINTUPLE DIAMOND DOG DARE you to climb back down the tree, not using your wings!
>"I SEXTUPLE DIAMOND DOG DARE you to do it without shoes!"
>You both stop and stare at each other...
>RD just said sex
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>"WAHAHAHAHA!"
>Neither of you wanted to do any of those stuff anyway...
>So you both sat there... slammin a Faygo... and Feelin the LOVE

>Sittin with Rainbro at Apple Acre, feelin the LOVE
>"Hey Anon, you ever wonder why we’re here?"
It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff... I don’t know, man. But it keeps me up at night.
>"...What?! I mean why are we out here, at Apple Acre?"
Oh. Uh... yeah.
>"What was all that stuff about God?"
Uh...hm? Nothing.
>"You wanna talk about it?"
>Hella bro
No.
>"You sure?"
Yeah...
>Today was kinda awkward

>Day: 1022
>Time for hearts and hooves day...
>Puts on smile
>Opens up mailbox
>Empty
>weird... every year it was full
>Enter town
>No mare is running up to you
>...
>Return home
>Today went better then-
>*knock knock*
>opens door
>fluttershy
>"Is loneliness your fetish?"
Yes
>As I was saying...
>Today went better then expected!

>eating watermelon
>store seeds in mouth
>armed and ready
>AppleJack comes in with the lasso
>Fire at will!
>AppleJack goes down!
>Ponygone gains +4000EXP
>Ponygone obtained A day without AppleJack
Today was a good day

>A band of 5 ponies enter ponyville
>Zombie ponies
>Spike doesnt belive it
>The one time he doesnt...
>He asks the nice mare who she was and where she came from
>Spike has startled the witch
>Spike began to get his scales scratched
>Those things are pretty tough
>Pinkie busts out her Twilight Sparkle gun
>Pinkie saves day
Spike learned that you should always believe in your gut, regardless of logic

Day:632
>Trying to make things "disappear" (magic trick)
>alone
>"Trixie can show you how to do that trick"
>not alone
>moments later
>All your things are gone, and you are left with a deck of cards
>"I told you Trixie knew this trick!"
Fucking Trixie!

Day:489
>Sitting in waiting room
>does ponies know teeth?
>You have a HORRIBLE pain in your teeth
>looks over DR. list
>DR.F Shy
>nope
>DR.A Jacks
>NOPE
>DR. Hooves
>He's a Dentist?
>walks in
>immediately knocked out on chair
>wakes up, teeth feel great
>Derpy Hooves was your Doctor.
>Checks teeth
>all your teeth are muffins
Fucking... Anon?!
>you knew better then this...

Day:479
>Fine day so far
>no traps
>End of day
>Paranoid as fuck!
>Runs out into street
WHERE ARE YOU?! Show yourselves!
>takes off shirt
This what you want?!
>Ponies, ponies everywhere...
>What the hell was wrong with you?!
Fucking Paranoia!

Day:453
>Party
>invites PinkiePie
>Tell her she can bring a FEW ponies
>before you knew it, mane 6, Spike, a bunch of other background ponies, Gilda, Zecora, the two goddesses, and a homosexual dragon are in your living room partying it up
>They leave a huge mess
>Tv broken
>It smells horrible
>hoove prints on the wall
>your cloths are everywhere
>Your games have been...
>oh no...
>checks DS
>Your "Original" Ponymon Blue version was erased
Fucking PinkiePie!


Day:327
>Trying to build a radio at twilight's home
>doesnt know what hes doing
>Shocked like crazy
>Roasted, looking like a piece of bacon
>A book got burned to a crisp
>spike walks in
>"Seems like your toast!"
Fucking Spike!

Day:1,028
>Gilda back for more anon
>Pins you down in the middle of ponyville
>Eveyone watching
>dem perv's
>Pinkie watching as well
>Twitchy tail
>FUCK
>Piano falls on you and gilda
>deerpy cries my bad!
>Broken body, in the same room as Gilda for a month
>Fucking Derpy!

Day:822
>Hungry as hell
>suspicious sandwich on couch
>From fluttershy
>Fluttershy
>Sandwich be filled with some kind of poison
>Not a fuck given
>Eat sandwich
>Wake up in a tree
>note on head
>Sorry anon, your a little to heavy to carry with me... <3 fluttershy
>Fucking weak wings!

Day:989
>Ponies be talking about just making an sexually-frustrated mob, and strike
>You over hear this
>prepare the fort
>in newspaper, they are planning to strike
>its time
>Unicorns teleporting in your house
>Pegasus be breaking through ceiling.
>Earthponies breaking walls
>Silence for an hour of so
>Pop head out of trench
>What the... FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Fucking Curiosity!

Day:711
>Time of the month again
>Ponies raging for anon
>Boards up house
>to dark to see
>turns on lantern
>Lyra
How did you?!
>she raises her hooves-
>they are now hands
>Fucking Lyra!

Day:52
>CMC wants suggestions on how to get there cutie marks
>Tell them to just wait for that "special time"
>they listen
>they tell everyone
>You are seen as a pedofurry
>Fucking CMC!

Day:519
>Watching play on Equestria
>Tired as hell
>Celestia pops out of sheets on the stage
>"And thats how I was born"
>You dont even
>they dont even
>CMC ask questions
>Your selfesteem just lowered two stages
>Fucking Celestia!

Day:111
>PinkiePromise to help pinkie today with her rush hour
>Pinkie Promise broken
>Manesix breaks down door
>All of them be angry
>Jumps out window
>breaks legs from fall
>They then catch you...
>everything is hazy after that...
>Fucking Legs!


Day:986
>returns home from crazy ponies
>jelly, jelly everywhere
>Fluttershy in front of your door
>"oh hai anon... I was just-"
Jelly is not my fetish
>She flies away, checking something off on her board
>Fucking Fluttershy

Day: 417
>Working out in gym
>needs someone to spot you
>Gilda is happy to do so
>to happy...
>Out of nowhere
>"So how do you feel about eggs?"
>Nope.jpg
>Fucking Gilda!


Day:516
>Listening to music
>Vinyl and Octavia be arguing which is better
>Classic Cello or Dubstep
>they both go to you
I like rock?
>They both begin to act like bitches around you from then on.
>Fucking music ponies

Day: 321
>Eating an apple
>AppleJack runs up to you
>You try to nope, drops apple
>She ropes you
>Goodbyecruelworld.png
>Why dont you try some of my apples sugarcube?
>nope.mov
>she drags you across town
>Fucking embarrassing
>Finally at farm
>BigMac comes to the rescue
>lets me free, and give you another apple
Hell yeah! Brohoove/hand

Day: 102
>Sitting on bench, being the chillest human ever in Equestria
>only human in Equestria
>Lyra sits next to you
>awkward moment
Why are you sitting like that?
>Why are YOU sitting like that?
>She has a point... right?
>you lie down
>Two ponies walk by and laugh
>Fucking Lyra!

>Day: I dont know... 418?
>Fluttershy knocks on door
>white with black stripes
>or black with white stipes?
>"oh hai anon... since I have been gone... I cant stop but to wonder, what is happening down under?"
>Points at pants
>Fuck you flut-
>Zecora walks up
>Is a zebra what you seek? If so, then I'll give you a pe-
>Slams door
>Fuckin Zebras

Day: 689
>Hungry
>goes to store
>Bedroom eyes left right
>Grabs as many canned foods as you can
>Pay food with all the bits in your pocket
>Just enough
Keep the change
>Make way to home
>Lyra running on two legs next to you
>"Anon! Look! SEE, I CAN DO IT!"
>You run into a wall, looking at her in amazement
>Fucking Lyra!