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- >be Norman
- >got called a skinhead, even though you have a full head of hair
- >some girls referred to you as "that racist" as they walked away from you in disgust
- >its been about a week since you last checked your privilege
- >being branded as white scum on your first day of school really helped your social standing
- >with absolutely no one
- >well, except for that new girl
- >Twilight, I believe her name was
- >she's even newer than you, and she's a bit strange
- >talks about magic and horses
- >since she doesn't know about the whole racist thing, she's really your only friend
- >during history, she would ask you a lot about human history
- "Did you just say 'human' history?"
- >"Yes. This place is entirely new to me and it must have some fascinating history so I can learn the traditions and possibly integrate myself into your society if I'm trapped here for more than 3 days."
- >this girl is pretty weird
- >but she seems genuinely interested and she has never given you a reason to hate her
- >so out of boredom, you continue to listen to her ramble on about magic
- >lunch time
- >today is pizza day
- >while you are usually indifferent to the food the school serves, pizza is always good to you
- >in line you notice the people behind you are talking shit about you
- >just ignore them
- >you get your tray and pick an apple, some milk, and a slice of pepperoni pizza
- >you see all the people at the tables in the cafeteria
- >wish you had some friends to sit with
- >but you never had the chance to really talk to anybody since they all think you are a racist bigot
- >"Norman!" you hear
- >you turn your head and see Twilight walking towards you
- >she puts her arm through yours and hooks it
- >"Come join me at my table."
- >she pulls you along
- >not wanting to spill your tray, you follow her to an almost empty table, save for one yellow girl
- >you set your tray down as Twilight goes over to the Yellow girl, who is eating a fruit salad
- >"Norman, this is Fluttershy."
- >you wave your hand at the girl, who lets out a faint smile
- >"Isn't that guy the racist?" you hear Fluttershy whisper to Twilight
- >"What's a racist?" Twilight responded, dumbfounded at this new term
- >apparently the land of magic horses don't discriminate based on the color of their coat
- "I'm not racist. That was just a misunderstanding."
- >"Well you don't seem like a bad person"
- >thank you for being so understanding, Fluttershy
- >Twilight then talks about her abdomen hurting lately and why do the inhabitants here wear clothing all the time
- >maybe she is from a nudist colony
- >you finish your food and notice Twilight talking about cramps
- >well, this talk is something you rather not listen to
- >you dispose of your trash, and wave at the two girls
- >you exit the cafeteria into the main hall
- >you know you have math class next, so you decide to go to your locker
- >you twist the combo and swing open the metal door
- >"Oh look who it is."
- >you look to your right and see a golden idol with fiery hair and a leather jacket walking towards you
- >"It's the racist. Nice beanie white scum."
- "Who the hell are you?"
- >"I'm Sunset Shimmer, and you better watch your tone, and your privilege."
- >privilege status [ ]not checked / [x] checked
- "What do you want?"
- >"Oh nothing, just wanted to see if there were any white trash around here."
- >jeez, what's up with this bitch?
- >bet she menstruates every week
- >or she is just another stuck up cunt
- >but let's give her the benefit of the doubt
- >maybe she truly thinks your a racist and reacts like a feminist would to a rapist
- >talking about rape, she is pretty hot
- >oh shit, she noticed you staring at her rack
- >she grabs the side of your locker door and pushes with such force that she slams it against your face
- >had you not gripped the locker door, you would be lying on the floor unconscious
- >"Pig"
- >she walks away
- >great first impression
- >rubbing your head, you think about why the fuck you're at locker again
- >the bell rings, signaling your return to the boring, mandatory activity known as "school"
- >math is next
- >now you remember
- >you grab your textbook, close the locker, and follow the mob of students mindlessly walking to class
- >you enter the classroom and see students on the back wall
- >"Ah Norman, go the back wall, I'm assigning new seats."
- >and when you just got used to your new sleeping quarters in the back of the class
- >you walk to the back and lean against the wall
- >not having any friends, people either move away or completely ignore you
- >maybe you just smell bad
- >all you can smell is bigotry
- >"Norman."
- "huh?"
- >you look up and see the teacher pointing to a desk in the 2nd row, on the left side
- >you grab your bag and slump to your new seat
- >you set your bag down and lay your head on the cold wood desk
- >the teacher is still assigning seats so you close your eyes and take a well deserved break
- >this place is so cheery and colorful
- >there are flowers, and colorful houses and horses
- >wait, why are there so many horses
- >"Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle."
- >Twilight?
- >you turn around, expecting the goofy new girl at your school
- >instead you are face to face with a purple horse
- "What the hell?!?!"
- >you back away from the talking abomination
- >"Twilight, why are you a horse?"
- > she looks at you funny and raises an eyebrow
- >"You say it like I used to be a different species. Have we met before?"
- >you reach your hoof out and place it on her shoulder and look her in the eye with a solemn look on your face
- >what the fuck happened to my hands!
- >you back away and take a moment to examine your new appendages
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