Pregnant Birddash [Rainbow Dash] [Happy]

>Be Anon
>Sitting on your couch and watching pony tv after a long day of selling horseshoes
>Damn stallions are fucking picky and retarded
>Hand tucked into your pants you flip the channel to catch the new episode of MLH
>Sure the show is inane drivel but damn if it doesn't have some waifu's in it.
>Just as the show starts you hear a knock at the door
>Cursing you stomp your way over and throw it wide
>You are about to call them on interrupting your show when you notice its your marefriend Rainbow Dash
>And on her back is a literal MOUND of pillows and blankets
"Uhh...whats up Dashie?"
>She stares at you expectantly for a few seconds before rolling her eyes and marching off to your living room
>You stand there stunned and try to think of a time that Dash has ever not talked constantly around you
>Before you can come up with an answer you hear furniture being scraped across the floor
>You rush in and see that in the minute she has been out of your view your living room has been...transformed
>The couch has been pushed back and a thick comforter layed down
>A wall of pillows and blankets form a circular area between the TV and the couch
>The later of which has been covered in tons of pillows
>Dash looks up from where she is smoothing out the floor and gives you an almost bashful grin
>She spreads her wings and chirps at you a few times
>You just stare at her with a confused look on your face
>She lays down in the middle of the pillow fort with her belly facing you and turns her head away from you
"Uhh Dash. This has to be the most adorable thing I have ever seen but I have no idea what you are trying to tell me.
>She looks up at you irritated
>"Anon how dense are you?! Its a nest! I made you a nest."
"And why would I need a nest?"
>She puffs her cheeks out in anger
>She flies over to you and gets right up in your face
>"Because I'm pregnant you numbskull! See a nest! Don't you humans know anything?"
>Your eyes go wide as her words hit you
"Oh."

"Oh shit."
>You can see the look of aggravation turn to one of fear and anger
>She starts to pull back from you but you pluck her out of the air and hold her close
>Your mind is going a mile a minute but one thought is at the front
>You dont want to hurt her
>"Lemme go!"
"No. I'm not letting you go Dashie."
>She valiantly struggles against you but you know her heart isn't in it.
"Damn it Dash hold still. Remember when we first met and you had to explain that all those mares were hitting on me?"
>You feel her nod against your chest
"Remember when you kept posing in front of me to show that you were interested in me and I had no idea what that meant?"
>She hesitates and nods again
"This is like those times. A nest doesn't really mean anything to humans. Its one of those differences between us."
>She looks up from your chest and you can see the tears in her eyes
>"It doesn't matter. I saw the look on your face Anon. I can tell you are a upset that I am pregnant."
>You rap your knuckles against her head hard enough to make her wince
"Yes it does matter you feather-brain! I was shocked. I didn't think you COULD get pregnant from me."
>You lean down and kiss the tip of her nose
"There is no mare I would rather have a child with."
>You gently set her down on the couch
>She goes to protest and you quickly swoop in for a kiss shutting her up
"Sit right here for a second. I will be right back."
>You rush out of the room and grab something from your sock drawer
>When you get back she is exactly where you left her
"Right...well I meant to save this until a better moment but I want you to understand how I feel."
>Kneeling in front of her you pull the box out from behind your back and open it
"I know its typically the mare who does it here but from where I am from its the man who proposes."
>She freezes and here eyes widen
>From the box you bring out a simple necklace
>A gold chain with two hands cupped around Dash's cutie mark
"So Dashie...Will you horse marry me?"
>She throws her hooves around your shoulders and kisses you deeply
>After what seems like hours you two finally break the kiss
>"Of course I will dummy."
>She almost gasps it out

>Several hours later
>Dash has explained to you about nest building signalling pregnancy
>You kept calling dash adorable until she shut you up with kisses
>She decided to show you how marely she was
>Currently and Dash are snuggled up together in her nest
>Shit was cozy as fuck
>Especially after you got naked
>You are both laying there while you stroked her hair lovingly
>"You know Anon this wont do."
>You frown at her
"What?"
>"I cant have you out mare me. You know I am gonna have to propose to you before we can tell anyone."
>You roll your eyes
>These ponies
>Bringing your hand down to her belly you let it rest there
>Dash is pregnant with your child and she agreed to marry you
>By all rights you should still be freaking out about it
>Yet all you can do when you think about it is smile
>You lean forward and whisper in her ear
"I love you Dash."
>You feel her shiver against you
>"I love you too you big monkey."