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  1. [2012-12-21 20:34:37] <Falconis> VARY WELL
  2. [2012-12-21 20:34:41] <Falconis> flake logging start
  3. [2012-12-21 20:35:11] <Falconis> WHEN WE LAST SAW OUR HERO
  4. [2012-12-21 20:36:46] <Falconis> A scuffle with a red haired rogue left him wet and limping but with Hal's help he got out before the washout
  5. [2012-12-21 20:37:12] <Falconis> YOU AWAKE TO THE SOUND OF HORSES FARTI- I mean grazing
  6. [2012-12-21 20:37:19] <Falconis> whinnying and stuff
  7. [2012-12-21 20:37:20] <Falconis> >_>
  8. [2012-12-21 20:37:24] <Falconis> and the smell of wet horses
  9. [2012-12-21 20:37:24] <Goat_Flake> it's heated, brb in 15 minutes
  10. [2012-12-21 20:37:44] <Falconis> cool, gives me time to type
  11. [2012-12-21 20:39:12] <Falconis> or something
  12. [2012-12-21 20:39:57] <Juroko> bluhhh, wish I arrived sooner
  13. [2012-12-21 20:57:15] [INFO] Now logging to <file:///C:/Users/McCarthy/Documents/Quest/antimatter%20logs/irc.rizon.net/channels/%23anti-matter.2012-12-21.log>.
  14. [2012-12-21 20:57:19] <Falconis> resumed logging
  15. [2012-12-21 20:57:40] <Falconis> Hal is sitting with his bakc to a nearby tree, hat drawn over his eyes
  16. [2012-12-21 20:57:47] <Falconis> the Horses are horsing around
  17. [2012-12-21 20:57:52] <Falconis> bird chirp
  18. [2012-12-21 20:57:54] <Falconis> grass is wet
  19. [2012-12-21 20:58:00] <Falconis> leg hurts like a bitch
  20. [2012-12-21 20:58:11] <Falconis> I WILL SEE YOUR ACTION WHEN I RETURN
  21. [2012-12-21 20:58:11] <Goat_Flake> smack leg
  22. [2012-12-21 20:58:17] <Falconis> it hurts MORE
  23. [2012-12-21 20:58:35] <Falconis> it's like the pain spread everywhere
  24. [2012-12-21 20:58:36] <Goat_Flake> "Eh, it ain't dead."
  25. [2012-12-21 20:58:43] <Falconis> *flap of wings*
  26. [2012-12-21 20:58:49] <Falconis> (that's me flying away)
  27. [2012-12-21 20:59:04] <Goat_Flake> (warmly waiting)
  28. [2012-12-21 21:11:28] <Falconis> >_>
  29. [2012-12-21 21:11:31] <Falconis> so, action?
  30. [2012-12-21 21:12:40] <Goat_Flake> get up, start stretching
  31. [2012-12-21 21:12:45] <Goat_Flake> and take a drink of damn water
  32. [2012-12-21 21:13:02] <Falconis> ...from what
  33. [2012-12-21 21:13:12] <Goat_Flake> water flask duh
  34. [2012-12-21 21:13:15] <Falconis> ...k
  35. [2012-12-21 21:13:52] <Falconis> you rise and stretch, faltering slightly as your leg sends jolts of pain to your brain
  36. [2012-12-21 21:15:02] <Falconis> You reach down and pop open your water flask and take a drink
  37. [2012-12-21 21:15:22] <Falconis> The liquid flows into your throat slowly and thickly and...
  38. [2012-12-21 21:15:25] <Goat_Flake> aw shit i just remem bered
  39. [2012-12-21 21:15:26] <Falconis> you are choking
  40. [2012-12-21 21:15:40] <Goat_Flake> cough that out
  41. [2012-12-21 21:15:45] <Goat_Flake> goddamned gel
  42. [2012-12-21 21:16:49] <Falconis> you cough and splutter, spewing bits of gel all over the grass
  43. [2012-12-21 21:17:22] <Goat_Flake> gel what are you doing, you're not water get out of my throat
  44. [2012-12-21 21:17:49] <Falconis> Your mouth is dry, as if you had just taken a mouthful of hot desert sand
  45. [2012-12-21 21:17:55] <Falconis> your tongue feels like sandpaper
  46. [2012-12-21 21:18:08] <Goat_Flake> IS THE GEL OUT
  47. [2012-12-21 21:18:10] <Falconis> the roof of your mouth like the rocky walls of a tomb
  48. [2012-12-21 21:18:16] <Falconis> yes, yes it is, you coughed it out
  49. [2012-12-21 21:18:30] <Falconis> little bits of gel, all over the grass
  50. [2012-12-21 21:18:38] <Goat_Flake> put him back, then go find Hal's water flask
  51. [2012-12-21 21:19:00] <Goat_Flake> "I-it's morning *wheeze* Hal!"
  52. [2012-12-21 21:19:12] <Falconis> there is no him, there is a slightly smaller gel in your flask and about 8 tiny gels on the ground
  53. [2012-12-21 21:19:16] <Falconis> blooping about
  54. [2012-12-21 21:20:09] <Goat_Flake> wow, that's interesting. They can divide
  55. [2012-12-21 21:20:10] <Falconis> you stumble over to Hal's place to find his water flask and cough out an attempt to wake him
  56. [2012-12-21 21:20:38] <Falconis> The man in question stirs and raises his hat from his eyes
  57. [2012-12-21 21:20:54] <Falconis> [Hal]"Damn already? Feels like I just got to sleep"
  58. [2012-12-21 21:21:18] <Goat_Flake> motion for water
  59. [2012-12-21 21:21:24] <Goat_Flake> wheeze some more
  60. [2012-12-21 21:21:25] <Falconis> Hal rises and stretches
  61. [2012-12-21 21:21:47] <Falconis> he blinks and passes you the leather skin at his side
  62. [2012-12-21 21:22:01] <Goat_Flake> bottoms up!
  63. [2012-12-21 21:22:06] <Goat_Flake> (leave half for hal)
  64. [2012-12-21 21:23:57] <Falconis> you drink down roughly half of the warm, turnip scented water
  65. [2012-12-21 21:24:05] <Falconis> your mouth feels slightly better
  66. [2012-12-21 21:24:50] <Goat_Flake> "Ahhh, that was refreshing...how much more til we arrive, Hal?" pass it back
  67. [2012-12-21 21:25:36] <Falconis> Hal takes back the skin and pours some of the water in it down his throat
  68. [2012-12-21 21:25:41] <Falconis> after which he answers
  69. [2012-12-21 21:26:36] <Falconis> [Hal]"Well, we had to stop early yesterday so we are going to have to make up the time"
  70. [2012-12-21 21:27:20] <Falconis> [Hal]"Not sure about our speed, but reckon we'll get there by nightfall"
  71. [2012-12-21 21:27:39] <Falconis> [Hal]"Luckily, Forbis doesn't have gates to close
  72. [2012-12-21 21:27:42] <Falconis> "
  73. [2012-12-21 21:28:28] <Goat_Flake> Hrist gives him a grin "Non-stop trip then. You ready?" Put on gear, mount horse
  74. [2012-12-21 21:29:07] <Falconis> he nods the affirmative and packs up, mounting up a bit after you
  75. [2012-12-21 21:29:26] <Goat_Flake> HIYA
  76. [2012-12-21 21:29:43] <Falconis> [Hal]"We should stick to the roads if we want to make good time. Plus, the river runs by it for a ways, we can refill there"
  77. [2012-12-21 21:30:38] <Falconis> You urge your horse forward into a gallop, pain shooting up your leg with every jerk.
  78. [2012-12-21 21:30:42] <Falconis> Hal follows
  79. [2012-12-21 21:30:46] <Falconis> wat do?
  80. [2012-12-21 21:30:59] <Goat_Flake> Follow the path
  81. [2012-12-21 21:31:23] <Goat_Flake> and hope to get some adrenaline runnin' so i can tolerate this pain better
  82. [2012-12-21 21:32:11] <Falconis> >_>
  83. [2012-12-21 21:32:19] <Falconis> what path, you are in the middle of a forest
  84. [2012-12-21 21:32:56] <Goat_Flake> keep chargin on til we bump into a road then
  85. [2012-12-21 21:34:31] <Falconis> >____________>
  86. [2012-12-21 21:34:38] <Falconis> any particular direction?
  87. [2012-12-21 21:34:56] <Goat_Flake> ...
  88. [2012-12-21 21:35:04] <Goat_Flake> "Hal, you got a map?"
  89. [2012-12-21 21:35:27] <Falconis> [Hal]"Sure, why?"
  90. [2012-12-21 21:35:53] <Goat_Flake> "Well, I'm not familiar with the road."
  91. [2012-12-21 21:37:53] <Falconis> Hal takes out the map with a worried look
  92. [2012-12-21 21:38:21] <Falconis> 1,1(FUCK MAPS)
  93. [2012-12-21 21:38:43] <Goat_Flake> (just include that shit in your map later on)
  94. [2012-12-21 21:38:44] <Falconis> in any case
  95. [2012-12-21 21:39:40] <Falconis> he points out where he thinks you are by the direction you fled yesterday, slightly west of the main road and river between minerva and forbis
  96. [2012-12-21 21:40:35] <Falconis> there is another road between [insert city name here] and forbis and Troblis and forbis a few miles north, but you would probably hit forbis before you hit those just by going in a straight line
  97. [2012-12-21 21:40:57] <Falconis> CHOOSE WISELY MR BOND
  98. [2012-12-21 21:41:24] <Goat_Flake> oh shit
  99. [2012-12-21 21:41:46] <Goat_Flake> [x]Third Option: 180 degrees, moongallop
  100. [2012-12-21 21:42:13] <Goat_Flake> nah, jk. straight line
  101. [2012-12-21 21:42:17] <Goat_Flake> the faster i reach, the better
  102. [2012-12-21 21:43:28] <Falconis> so straight line through da forest in the general direction of Forbis?
  103. [2012-12-21 21:44:11] <Goat_Flake> yar
  104. [2012-12-21 21:44:25] <Goat_Flake> won't probably be anything on the road anyways
  105. [2012-12-21 21:44:44] <Goat_Flake> not to mention i'm sorta evacuating to somwhere safe
  106. [2012-12-21 21:45:12] <Falconis> VARY WELL
  107. [2012-12-21 21:46:12] <Falconis> choice made, you head on northish towards Forbis
  108. [2012-12-21 21:48:21] <Goat_Flake> ADVENTURE!
  109. [2012-12-21 21:48:46] <Falconis> time passes and soon only the rhythmic sound of hooves, breathing and the pain shooting through your leg say shit to your senses
  110. [2012-12-21 21:50:25] <Goat_Flake> (coconut banging)
  111. [2012-12-21 21:50:39] <Falconis> unless you do anything during that time anyway >_>
  112. [2012-12-21 21:50:45] <Falconis> ANYWAY
  113. [2012-12-21 21:51:28] <Falconis> in less than two hours however, something breaks the monotony
  114. [2012-12-21 21:51:32] <Falconis> the smell of smoke
  115. [2012-12-21 21:51:34] <Falconis> and meat
  116. [2012-12-21 21:51:44] <Falconis> coming on the wind blowing from the north
  117. [2012-12-21 21:51:52] <Falconis> >_
  118. [2012-12-21 21:53:02] <Goat_Flake> go near it, but not head-most dash to the site of fire
  119. [2012-12-21 21:54:02] <Goat_Flake> pass near it and see what's up
  120. [2012-12-21 21:55:50] <Falconis> you change your angle to skirt where you think the smoke is coming from and Hal follows silently
  121. [2012-12-21 21:57:20] <Falconis> after about 30 seconds more of riding, you happen upon what seems to be a camp, it's occupants nowhere in sight. A skinned and gutted boar on a spit hangs neglected over a medium high flame
  122. [2012-12-21 21:57:35] <Falconis> 5 tents ring the area
  123. [2012-12-21 21:57:49] <Falconis> you are a few trees away from it at the moment
  124. [2012-12-21 21:57:50] <Falconis> >_
  125. [2012-12-21 21:58:18] <Goat_Flake> ...
  126. [2012-12-21 21:58:26] <Goat_Flake> suspicious as fuck
  127. [2012-12-21 21:58:36] <Goat_Flake> .choose YES NO
  128. [2012-12-21 21:58:37] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: YES
  129. [2012-12-21 21:58:40] <Goat_Flake> investigate
  130. [2012-12-21 21:59:24] <Falconis> ride in to camp?
  131. [2012-12-21 21:59:59] <Goat_Flake> nope, dismounting and approaching
  132. [2012-12-21 22:00:13] <Goat_Flake> "Hal, I'll go check what's up."
  133. [2012-12-21 22:01:52] <Falconis> [Hal]"uhh"
  134. [2012-12-21 22:02:00] <Falconis> You dismount and approach the camp
  135. [2012-12-21 22:02:22] <Falconis> roll 1d20 perception/observation
  136. [2012-12-21 22:02:24] <Falconis> -2
  137. [2012-12-21 22:02:42] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d20-2
  138. [2012-12-21 22:02:42] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.00) Total(4) Rolled(1d20-2=6)
  139. [2012-12-21 22:02:58] * Goat_Flake kicks Classhole
  140. [2012-12-21 22:03:11] <Grail> Haha
  141. [2012-12-21 22:03:34] <Grail> (imagine that as the laugh from the simpsons)
  142. [2012-12-21 22:03:40] <Falconis> welp
  143. [2012-12-21 22:03:46] <Goat_Flake> (No one likes Nelson)
  144. [2012-12-21 22:03:50] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+45
  145. [2012-12-21 22:03:51] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.56) Total(115) Rolled(1d100+45=70)
  146. [2012-12-21 22:04:17] <Falconis> roll defense against that, -10 for condition, -25 for unaware
  147. [2012-12-21 22:04:18] <Falconis> >_>
  148. [2012-12-21 22:04:30] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-35
  149. [2012-12-21 22:04:31] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.34) Total(-12) Rolled(1d100-35=23)
  150. [2012-12-21 22:04:31] <Falconis> YOU FAIL
  151. [2012-12-21 22:04:36] <Goat_Flake> HAHAHA
  152. [2012-12-21 22:04:39] <Goat_Flake> you motheruckier
  153. [2012-12-21 22:04:43] <Goat_Flake> you got that prepared you ass
  154. [2012-12-21 22:04:48] <Goat_Flake> oh god this is hilarious
  155. [2012-12-21 22:05:17] <Falconis> so... that's a -12 vs a 115
  156. [2012-12-21 22:05:19] <Falconis> ...
  157. [2012-12-21 22:06:45] <Falconis> A whisp a air, a rustling of clothes, and a pain in the back of your neck
  158. [2012-12-21 22:06:48] <Falconis> you black out
  159. [2012-12-21 22:06:59] <Falconis> .dice 1d20
  160. [2012-12-21 22:07:00] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(3.00) Total(3) Rolled(1d20=3)
  161. [2012-12-21 22:07:06] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+45
  162. [2012-12-21 22:07:06] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.20) Total(99) Rolled(1d100+45=54)
  163. [2012-12-21 22:07:15] <Falconis> .dice 1d100-25
  164. [2012-12-21 22:07:16] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.88) Total(72) Rolled(1d100-25=97)
  165. [2012-12-21 22:07:24] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+10
  166. [2012-12-21 22:07:25] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(9.30) Total(93) Rolled(1d100+10=83)
  167. [2012-12-21 22:07:32] <Falconis> .dice 1d100
  168. [2012-12-21 22:07:33] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(35.00) Total(35) Rolled(1d100=35)
  169. [2012-12-21 22:07:42] <Falconis> .dice 2d100
  170. [2012-12-21 22:07:43] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(43.00) Total(86) Rolled(2d100=22, 64)
  171. [2012-12-21 22:07:49] <Goat_Flake> HTE DICE
  172. [2012-12-21 22:07:51] <Falconis> .dice 1d100
  173. [2012-12-21 22:07:52] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(44.00) Total(44) Rolled(1d100=44)
  174. [2012-12-21 22:07:52] <Goat_Flake> WHAT DO THEY MEAN
  175. [2012-12-21 22:08:08] <Falconis> rolling for Hal >_>
  176. [2012-12-21 22:08:22] <Falconis> probably should have done it privately, but then you could accuse me of setting shit up
  177. [2012-12-21 22:08:38] <Goat_Flake> Bah, I'm not petty enough to do that
  178. [2012-12-21 22:08:41] <Falconis> You awaken...some time later
  179. [2012-12-21 22:08:53] <Falconis> the sky is red with the setting sun
  180. [2012-12-21 22:08:59] <Falconis> or maybe the world is on fire
  181. [2012-12-21 22:09:02] <Falconis> who knows
  182. [2012-12-21 22:09:16] <Goat_Flake> [x]System check
  183. [2012-12-21 22:09:29] <Falconis> You are bound, hands and legs, and gagged
  184. [2012-12-21 22:09:50] <Falconis> Hal lies in a similar state beside you, his hands also bound to his legs by an extra rope
  185. [2012-12-21 22:09:54] <Falconis> and his knees in clamps
  186. [2012-12-21 22:09:57] <Goat_Flake> Well, this is unfortunate.
  187. [2012-12-21 22:10:02] <Falconis> he seems to be unconcious
  188. [2012-12-21 22:10:10] <Falconis> unconscious
  189. [2012-12-21 22:11:24] <Goat_Flake> check environment
  190. [2012-12-21 22:11:26] <Falconis> all your gear is missing, sans clothes
  191. [2012-12-21 22:11:46] <Falconis> there is a low fire in a pit made for it ahead of you
  192. [2012-12-21 22:11:59] <Falconis> looks like you are in the camp you walked towards earlier
  193. [2012-12-21 22:12:01] <Goat_Flake> Alright....
  194. [2012-12-21 22:12:04] <Goat_Flake> does my ass hurt?
  195. [2012-12-21 22:12:11] <Goat_Flake> is it sore?
  196. [2012-12-21 22:12:16] <Falconis> 3 men sit around the flame at varying distances
  197. [2012-12-21 22:12:26] <Falconis> from the horse, maybe
  198. [2012-12-21 22:12:33] <Goat_Flake> i hope too
  199. [2012-12-21 22:12:44] <Falconis> otherwise nothing on you hurts more than your wounded leg
  200. [2012-12-21 22:12:57] <Falconis> maybe your arms, these binds are a bit tight
  201. [2012-12-21 22:13:20] <Falconis> >_
  202. [2012-12-21 22:13:21] <Goat_Flake> Stare at the men. Remember their faces, anything distinctive of them. Give them the coldest glare Hrist's ever given
  203. [2012-12-21 22:13:36] <Goat_Flake> "Hhh."
  204. [2012-12-21 22:14:37] <Falconis> it's pretty damn hard to see all their face, but you can see one at least
  205. [2012-12-21 22:14:41] <Falconis> faces*
  206. [2012-12-21 22:15:04] <Goat_Flake> Does he look like a bitch?
  207. [2012-12-21 22:15:18] <Falconis> red hair, old looking slash across face. chiseled chin, looks like he eats bears for breakfast
  208. [2012-12-21 22:15:23] <Falconis> probably wrestles them first
  209. [2012-12-21 22:15:26] <Falconis> naked
  210. [2012-12-21 22:15:46] <Goat_Flake> oh shit.
  211. [2012-12-21 22:16:08] <Goat_Flake> so, they noticed me yet?
  212. [2012-12-21 22:16:31] <Falconis> You groan
  213. [2012-12-21 22:16:42] <Falconis> they look up, one and all towards the noise
  214. [2012-12-21 22:16:50] <Falconis> one chuckles
  215. [2012-12-21 22:17:16] <Falconis> [???]"Looks like our meal ticket is awake."
  216. [2012-12-21 22:17:40] <Falconis> [???2]"Let's see if I can't fix that"
  217. [2012-12-21 22:17:48] <Falconis> group chuckle
  218. [2012-12-21 22:17:54] <Falconis> the one on the left gets up
  219. [2012-12-21 22:18:01] <Falconis> and heads towards you
  220. [2012-12-21 22:18:05] <Goat_Flake> COLD GLARE ON
  221. [2012-12-21 22:18:08] <Goat_Flake> STEEL COLD MOTHERFUCKER
  222. [2012-12-21 22:19:08] <Falconis> [???2]"Oh, this one's got some fire to im."
  223. [2012-12-21 22:19:17] <Falconis> [???]"Can't fight for shit though"
  224. [2012-12-21 22:19:50] <Falconis> [???3]"The slave masters will beat out that flame well enough. Not fighting's probably the best for him"
  225. [2012-12-21 22:20:05] <Falconis> ???2 stoops down to your eye level
  226. [2012-12-21 22:20:33] <Falconis> he's wearing some leather gear with buckles and straps all over it
  227. [2012-12-21 22:20:35] <Falconis> blue
  228. [2012-12-21 22:20:43] <Goat_Flake> oh fuck im getting sold
  229. [2012-12-21 22:20:52] <Goat_Flake> aw shit this one's a hard gay
  230. [2012-12-21 22:21:03] <Falconis> He pulls the gag out of your mouth
  231. [2012-12-21 22:21:29] <Goat_Flake> Hrist spits on the floor
  232. [2012-12-21 22:21:34] <Falconis> [???2]"Whatsammater turkey dinner? Cat's got your gizzard?"
  233. [2012-12-21 22:21:38] <Falconis> he guffaws
  234. [2012-12-21 22:21:42] <Goat_Flake> "Evening, gents."
  235. [2012-12-21 22:22:15] <Falconis> he guffaws louder
  236. [2012-12-21 22:22:50] <Falconis> [???2]"Did you 'ear what he said? *mockingtone* EVENIN GENTS*/mockingtone*"
  237. [2012-12-21 22:22:53] <Falconis> GUFFAW
  238. [2012-12-21 22:23:09] <Goat_Flake> what a shit eating ass
  239. [2012-12-21 22:23:58] <Goat_Flake> "That's a fine roast you've there."
  240. [2012-12-21 22:24:10] <Goat_Flake> you've got*
  241. [2012-12-21 22:24:16] <Goat_Flake> "What're you eating, ass?"
  242. [2012-12-21 22:25:17] <Falconis> [???2]"Oh my Yevensin, he's adorable. Friggum can we keep him?"
  243. [2012-12-21 22:25:33] <Falconis> [???2]"Comone Friggum, I could use a jester"
  244. [2012-12-21 22:26:05] <Falconis> [???Friggum]"No dammit, you never keep pets for longer than a day anyway. Might as well sell im"
  245. [2012-12-21 22:26:34] <Goat_Flake> see if I can see where they've got me and Hal's stuff
  246. [2012-12-21 22:26:42] <Falconis> roll 1d120
  247. [2012-12-21 22:26:44] <Falconis> beat 17
  248. [2012-12-21 22:26:47] <Goat_Flake> see if I can see....damn my english is slipping
  249. [2012-12-21 22:26:47] <Falconis> -2 condition
  250. [2012-12-21 22:26:48] <Falconis> >_>
  251. [2012-12-21 22:27:02] <Falconis> wow, that's pretty damn impossible
  252. [2012-12-21 22:27:08] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d20-2
  253. [2012-12-21 22:27:09] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(4.00) Total(8) Rolled(1d20-2=10)
  254. [2012-12-21 22:27:16] <Falconis> damn, was hoping you would get it
  255. [2012-12-21 22:27:27] <Falconis> CAN'T SEE SHIT CAP'N
  256. [2012-12-21 22:27:31] <Goat_Flake> you best start hoping for fails
  257. [2012-12-21 22:27:37] <Goat_Flake> I ain't go no luck.
  258. [2012-12-21 22:28:15] <Goat_Flake> get upright
  259. [2012-12-21 22:28:21] <Goat_Flake> (unless I already am)
  260. [2012-12-21 22:28:32] <Goat_Flake> and straighten up, hope Hal awakens soon
  261. [2012-12-21 22:28:54] <Goat_Flake> "I take it you're slave traders?"
  262. [2012-12-21 22:29:22] <Falconis> ???2 Guffaws again
  263. [2012-12-21 22:29:30] <Falconis> he wipes a tear from his eye and stumbles away
  264. [2012-12-21 22:29:44] <Falconis> [???2]"I can't take it, he's gonna kill me"
  265. [2012-12-21 22:29:58] <Falconis> [???]"Shut up Clive."
  266. [2012-12-21 22:30:02] <Goat_Flake> don't get mad...don't get mad...
  267. [2012-12-21 22:30:29] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Not our normal line of work, but for you bastard's we'll make an exception"
  268. [2012-12-21 22:30:47] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Thanks for the horses by the way"
  269. [2012-12-21 22:31:01] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Gonna make robbing people a lot easier"
  270. [2012-12-21 22:32:21] <Goat_Flake> "Like Red and Jerry?"
  271. [2012-12-21 22:32:22] <Falconis> another man comes into view
  272. [2012-12-21 22:32:24] <Falconis> brb
  273. [2012-12-21 22:34:53] <Falconis> back
  274. [2012-12-21 22:35:03] <Falconis> another man comes into view
  275. [2012-12-21 22:35:20] <Falconis> [???4]"I can't find Jerry or -"
  276. [2012-12-21 22:35:32] <Falconis> ಠ_ಠ
  277. [2012-12-21 22:35:42] <Falconis> everyone glares at you
  278. [2012-12-21 22:35:44] <Goat_Flake> "Bingo. Right on Mark."
  279. [2012-12-21 22:35:47] <Goat_Flake> grin.
  280. [2012-12-21 22:35:50] <Falconis> [???]"Speak"
  281. [2012-12-21 22:36:28] <Goat_Flake> "How bout you untie me first?"
  282. [2012-12-21 22:36:38] <Goat_Flake> prepare for punch
  283. [2012-12-21 22:37:04] <Falconis> The large read haired man rises from his seat by the fire and advances upon you with long strides
  284. [2012-12-21 22:37:27] <Falconis> he lifts you from the floor with his right hand, holding your arms by the rope binding them
  285. [2012-12-21 22:37:46] <Falconis> he grabs your neck with his left and glares at you
  286. [2012-12-21 22:38:06] <Goat_Flake> oh fuck chokes
  287. [2012-12-21 22:38:13] <Falconis> you can see that the scar runs across his face in a diagonal, going across his left eye and ending right below the left side of his mouth
  288. [2012-12-21 22:38:46] <Falconis> [???]"How about, you say what you know or I'll make sure you can speak no more"
  289. [2012-12-21 22:39:08] <Goat_Flake> "Do your best, see if you'll find out that way." GRIN
  290. [2012-12-21 22:40:11] <Falconis> The punch is sudden and heavy, it rocks your head to the side and your neck makes angry noises as it whiplashes.
  291. [2012-12-21 22:40:23] <Falconis> Your jaw feels out of place, heavy,
  292. [2012-12-21 22:40:24] <Goat_Flake> holy fuck
  293. [2012-12-21 22:40:38] <Falconis> body condition - serious
  294. [2012-12-21 22:40:43] <Falconis> -20 to rolls
  295. [2012-12-21 22:40:57] <Falconis> your mouth tastes of blood
  296. [2012-12-21 22:41:08] <Falconis> [???]"I won't ask again"
  297. [2012-12-21 22:42:17] <Goat_Flake> "You'll have more of a chance with my friend over there."
  298. [2012-12-21 22:42:20] <Goat_Flake> spit out that blood
  299. [2012-12-21 22:42:32] <Goat_Flake> and breathe in deeply
  300. [2012-12-21 22:44:55] <Falconis> The man peers at you with his good eye and throws you back against the tree. The hard, unforgiving wood resonates as you hit it and fall to the foor
  301. [2012-12-21 22:44:58] <Falconis> floor
  302. [2012-12-21 22:45:19] <Goat_Flake> welp, now's a good time
  303. [2012-12-21 22:45:24] <Falconis> He steps over to Hal and lifts him from the floor in a manner similar to yours
  304. [2012-12-21 22:45:27] <Goat_Flake> struggle hands
  305. [2012-12-21 22:45:34] <Falconis> roll, 1d100-20
  306. [2012-12-21 22:45:45] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-20
  307. [2012-12-21 22:45:45] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.45) Total(49) Rolled(1d100-20=69)
  308. [2012-12-21 22:46:18] <Falconis> You struggle with your ropes as the giant of a man lifts Hal and wakens him with a punch to the gut
  309. [2012-12-21 22:46:30] <Goat_Flake> Hrist winces at the sight
  310. [2012-12-21 22:46:51] <Falconis> Hal exhales loudly and tenses a bit before going mostly limp in the mans hands, coughing regularly
  311. [2012-12-21 22:47:21] <Goat_Flake> here's hoping he's smart enough to catch on to a pre-existing lie and play along
  312. [2012-12-21 22:47:24] <Falconis> The ropes refuse to come undone, but you feel like you can rotate your hands a bit more
  313. [2012-12-21 22:47:31] <Falconis> >_
  314. [2012-12-21 22:47:46] <Goat_Flake> rotate? see if i can grab the rope and pull
  315. [2012-12-21 22:49:06] <Goat_Flake> he's buying me time with his godly VIT stats
  316. [2012-12-21 22:49:07] <Falconis> You try and turn your hands to grab the rope. You can barely get a finger to it at max tension, certainly no pulling happening like this without some divine single finger strength
  317. [2012-12-21 22:49:33] <Falconis> Hal stops coughing
  318. [2012-12-21 22:50:12] <Falconis> [???]"Your friend here says you know something about Red and Jerry. Cough it up if you want to live to see tomorrow"
  319. [2012-12-21 22:50:23] <Goat_Flake> KEEP PULLING
  320. [2012-12-21 22:50:40] <Falconis> Hal blinks in confusion and is thanked with a fist to the Jaw
  321. [2012-12-21 22:50:43] <Falconis> roll
  322. [2012-12-21 22:50:49] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-20
  323. [2012-12-21 22:50:49] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.15) Total(43) Rolled(1d100-20=63)
  324. [2012-12-21 22:51:10] <Falconis> You work some more on the ropes, you seem to be making some headway, but it's slow
  325. [2012-12-21 22:51:23] <Falconis> at this rate you could be here for a dozen minutes
  326. [2012-12-21 22:52:01] <Falconis> [Clive]"Oh what do we have here" he says, on the other side of the flame
  327. [2012-12-21 22:52:08] <Falconis> he is peering at something you cannot see
  328. [2012-12-21 22:52:19] <Goat_Flake> oh shit
  329. [2012-12-21 22:52:20] <Falconis> [Clive]"Hey friggum take a look at this"
  330. [2012-12-21 22:52:43] <Goat_Flake> no time to worry bout what i can't see...rub the ropes up and down the tree while pulling harder
  331. [2012-12-21 22:52:45] <Falconis> [???]"Speak now old man. My patience wears thin"
  332. [2012-12-21 22:53:12] <Goat_Flake> where's the voice from?
  333. [2012-12-21 22:53:21] <Falconis> that last one?
  334. [2012-12-21 22:53:25] <Goat_Flake> yar
  335. [2012-12-21 22:53:27] <Falconis> that's redscar
  336. [2012-12-21 22:53:31] <Falconis> talking to hal
  337. [2012-12-21 22:53:40] <Falconis> from now on, I'll call him redscar
  338. [2012-12-21 22:53:49] <Goat_Flake> fuck fuck fuck rub rub pull
  339. [2012-12-21 22:53:55] <Falconis> roll
  340. [2012-12-21 22:54:04] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-20
  341. [2012-12-21 22:54:05] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.75) Total(15) Rolled(1d100-20=35)
  342. [2012-12-21 22:55:14] <Falconis> You rub the ropes along the tree, sadly, it doesn't seem to be doing much other than scraping the skin off your arms, the angle isn't right.
  343. [2012-12-21 22:55:18] <Falconis> it is also audible
  344. [2012-12-21 22:56:50] <Goat_Flake> "They're waiting for you...a mile from here."
  345. [2012-12-21 22:57:26] <Falconis> Redscar punches Hal again, and you hear bones crack audibly
  346. [2012-12-21 22:57:30] <Falconis> a tooth hits you
  347. [2012-12-21 22:58:00] <Falconis> he turns to you, throwing the groaning Hal backwards
  348. [2012-12-21 22:58:20] <Falconis> Hal lands with a heavy thud on the dirt
  349. [2012-12-21 22:58:37] <Falconis> he growls
  350. [2012-12-21 22:58:46] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+50
  351. [2012-12-21 22:58:48] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.56) Total(128) Rolled(1d100+50=78)
  352. [2012-12-21 22:58:52] <Falconis> he swings a foot at you
  353. [2012-12-21 22:59:04] <Falconis> react if you will
  354. [2012-12-21 22:59:18] <Goat_Flake> drop to the side!
  355. [2012-12-21 22:59:24] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-20
  356. [2012-12-21 22:59:25] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(1.15) Total(23) Rolled(1d100-20=43)
  357. [2012-12-21 23:00:34] <Falconis> >_>
  358. [2012-12-21 23:01:11] <Goat_Flake> It's the thought that counts, my dear Falcon
  359. [2012-12-21 23:01:37] <Falconis> The foot hits you squarely in the jaw, sending your head rocketing backwards and a few teeth flying
  360. [2012-12-21 23:01:57] <Falconis> your jaw breaks with a loud crunch and pain blooms in your mind
  361. [2012-12-21 23:02:11] <Goat_Flake> oh christ
  362. [2012-12-21 23:02:12] <Falconis> your sight goes black for a moment, returning with starts
  363. [2012-12-21 23:02:15] <Falconis> stars
  364. [2012-12-21 23:02:45] <Falconis> he reaches down and pulls you up by your collar
  365. [2012-12-21 23:02:56] <Falconis> [redscar]"last chance. Speak"
  366. [2012-12-21 23:03:04] <Falconis> [Clive]"The hell is this?"
  367. [2012-12-21 23:03:32] <Falconis> [Friggum]"It's a gel Clive, haven't we seen a billion of these before?"
  368. [2012-12-21 23:03:52] <Falconis> [Clive]"But not this big, didn't know they got bigger than a fist"
  369. [2012-12-21 23:04:08] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Course they do, why I once saw one as big as a house"
  370. [2012-12-21 23:04:19] <Falconis> [Clive]"Must have been a blasted tiny house"
  371. [2012-12-21 23:04:50] <Falconis> [Friggum]"T'was not, was a rather large building, two stories even"
  372. [2012-12-21 23:05:10] <Falconis> [Clive]"Friggim Pollywagger, you are a blasted liar"
  373. [2012-12-21 23:05:24] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Say that to my face Clive"
  374. [2012-12-21 23:05:36] <Goat_Flake> "Told you....*bloodspit* They're a mile away from here. Tied to a tree, and may be still alive you if you go now."
  375. [2012-12-21 23:05:36] <Falconis> [Clive]"I just did you daft bastard, im standing right here"
  376. [2012-12-21 23:06:09] <Falconis> redscar peers at you
  377. [2012-12-21 23:06:39] <Falconis> [redscar]"FRIGGUM! CLIVE! Stop your yammering and go check that out."
  378. [2012-12-21 23:06:40] <Goat_Flake> "Right next to the river, we left them."
  379. [2012-12-21 23:07:13] <Goat_Flake> "Heh, you won't know which part though."
  380. [2012-12-21 23:07:22] <Falconis> like magic the two men shut right the hell up and head what you can only guess to be south
  381. [2012-12-21 23:07:59] <Falconis> [???4]"Where's scar and his boys?"
  382. [2012-12-21 23:08:13] <Falconis> [redscar]"Went on to Forbis, scouting"
  383. [2012-12-21 23:08:29] <Falconis> redscar drops you on the floor and walks back over to the fire
  384. [2012-12-21 23:08:38] <Falconis> also, because i noticed I didn'tsay
  385. [2012-12-21 23:09:01] <Falconis> body condition - very serious
  386. [2012-12-21 23:09:05] <Falconis> -25
  387. [2012-12-21 23:09:11] <Falconis> >_
  388. [2012-12-21 23:09:25] <Goat_Flake> how's Hal?
  389. [2012-12-21 23:10:23] <Falconis> groaning, on the ground, bound in an awkward position, spitting up blood and teeth
  390. [2012-12-21 23:10:56] <Falconis> probably fine
  391. [2012-12-21 23:11:02] <Goat_Flake> and what's the 2 remaning bandits doing?
  392. [2012-12-21 23:12:43] <Falconis> Clive and Friggum left, heading south
  393. [2012-12-21 23:12:57] <Falconis> redscar and NEW ARRIVAL are the only ones you can see
  394. [2012-12-21 23:13:30] <Goat_Flake> fuck...they'll take some time to return, since they'll have to search, and in pitch darkness too
  395. [2012-12-21 23:13:51] <Goat_Flake> wait a bit, observe what they do...also, breathe in. hard, see if I can get Hal's attention
  396. [2012-12-21 23:13:56] <Goat_Flake> fake catching my breath
  397. [2012-12-21 23:14:19] <Falconis> you breathe in hard
  398. [2012-12-21 23:15:08] <Falconis> Hal does not react, his eyes are closed, head pressed to the ground and breathing in and out slowly, rattlingly
  399. [2012-12-21 23:16:23] <Falconis> >_
  400. [2012-12-21 23:16:44] <Goat_Flake> watch what these two does for a while
  401. [2012-12-21 23:16:55] <Goat_Flake> and slowly keep on pulling dem ropes
  402. [2012-12-21 23:17:07] <Falconis> roll
  403. [2012-12-21 23:17:20] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
  404. [2012-12-21 23:17:21] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(1.44) Total(36) Rolled(1d100-25=61)
  405. [2012-12-21 23:17:30] <Falconis> redscar and ???4 sit by the fire, talking
  406. [2012-12-21 23:17:38] <Falconis> roll again
  407. [2012-12-21 23:17:51] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
  408. [2012-12-21 23:17:52] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.64) Total(16) Rolled(1d100-25=41)
  409. [2012-12-21 23:17:54] <Falconis> >_>
  410. [2012-12-21 23:18:41] <Falconis> Hal takes a deep breath and turns over on his side and the with a load groan, sits up and rests the back of his head on the tree
  411. [2012-12-21 23:18:51] <Falconis> roll, of you are still workin dem ropes
  412. [2012-12-21 23:18:53] <Falconis> if*
  413. [2012-12-21 23:19:02] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
  414. [2012-12-21 23:19:02] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.40) Total(10) Rolled(1d100-25=35)
  415. [2012-12-21 23:19:13] <Goat_Flake> exaggerated breathe out again
  416. [2012-12-21 23:20:10] <Falconis> Hal rolls his head towards you
  417. [2012-12-21 23:20:33] <Falconis> The ropes feel slightly looser now
  418. [2012-12-21 23:20:34] <Falconis> slightly
  419. [2012-12-21 23:20:53] <Goat_Flake> wink at him, then raise both eyebrows at the two dudes's direction
  420. [2012-12-21 23:20:56] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
  421. [2012-12-21 23:20:56] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.08) Total(2) Rolled(1d100-25=27)
  422. [2012-12-21 23:21:04] <Falconis> srs
  423. [2012-12-21 23:21:19] <Falconis> Hal stares at you, through you
  424. [2012-12-21 23:21:21] <Falconis> roll
  425. [2012-12-21 23:21:24] <Goat_Flake> i think i'd best return when luck's not busy raping me in the ass
  426. [2012-12-21 23:21:33] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
  427. [2012-12-21 23:21:33] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.44) Total(61) Rolled(1d100-25=86)
  428. [2012-12-21 23:21:37] <Falconis> finally
  429. [2012-12-21 23:21:41] <Goat_Flake> FINALLY SOMETHING ABOVE 50
  430. [2012-12-21 23:21:55] <Falconis> the ropes feel a lot looser now
  431. [2012-12-21 23:21:57] <Goat_Flake> graced god, the glorious almighty
  432. [2012-12-21 23:22:09] <Falconis> one hand has regained 75% motion
  433. [2012-12-21 23:22:21] <Falconis> >_
  434. [2012-12-21 23:22:25] <Goat_Flake> wiggle both eyebrows excitedly
  435. [2012-12-21 23:22:34] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
  436. [2012-12-21 23:22:35] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.12) Total(53) Rolled(1d100-25=78)
  437. [2012-12-21 23:22:38] <Falconis> Hal blinks, his eyes unfocused
  438. [2012-12-21 23:22:47] <Grail> Impressive eyebrow waggle there
  439. [2012-12-21 23:22:59] <Goat_Flake> (It's a skill he learned for the ladies)
  440. [2012-12-21 23:23:11] <Falconis> the sun finishes it's journey around the sky, plunging the world into darkness
  441. [2012-12-21 23:23:14] <Falconis> night has fallen
  442. [2012-12-21 23:23:28] <Falconis> im assuming that roll was for ropes and not your waggling skills
  443. [2012-12-21 23:23:40] <Goat_Flake> If it were, what would I get?
  444. [2012-12-21 23:23:44] <Falconis> >_>
  445. [2012-12-21 23:23:50] <PriceisMagic> (Well that nap took an hour and half longer then I would have liked)
  446. [2012-12-21 23:23:52] <Falconis> well? what
  447. [2012-12-21 23:23:53] <Goat_Flake> Do I seduce him successfuly?
  448. [2012-12-21 23:24:01] <Goat_Flake> obviously for the ropes
  449. [2012-12-21 23:24:03] <Falconis> im assuming that's for ropes
  450. [2012-12-21 23:24:13] <Falconis> that would be an average eye waggle at best
  451. [2012-12-21 23:24:21] <Falconis> eyebrow
  452. [2012-12-21 23:24:38] <PriceisMagic> ( I see flakes getting his ask kicked)
  453. [2012-12-21 23:24:44] <PriceisMagic> (ass)
  454. [2012-12-21 23:24:52] <Goat_Flake> (Tell us something new, Pim)
  455. [2012-12-21 23:25:01] <Falconis> With a satisfying THWIP, the end of the rope binding your hands slip free
  456. [2012-12-21 23:25:04] <Goat_Flake> (Like me having shit luck)
  457. [2012-12-21 23:25:08] <Falconis> your hands now have full range of motion
  458. [2012-12-21 23:25:22] <Falconis> well, they are no longer bound anyway
  459. [2012-12-21 23:25:22] <Goat_Flake> keep them behind my back
  460. [2012-12-21 23:25:30] <Goat_Flake> start undoing the other ropes
  461. [2012-12-21 23:25:48] <PriceisMagic> (You having shit luck is new?)
  462. [2012-12-21 23:25:54] <Falconis> red and ???4 finish up their bowls of food
  463. [2012-12-21 23:25:57] <Goat_Flake> (that's sasrcasm)
  464. [2012-12-21 23:26:00] <Falconis> roll for ropes
  465. [2012-12-21 23:26:03] <Falconis> 3d
  466. [2012-12-21 23:26:05] <PriceisMagic> (So was that)
  467. [2012-12-21 23:26:12] <Goat_Flake> .dice 3d100-25
  468. [2012-12-21 23:26:12] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(6.04) Total(151) Rolled(3d100-25=89, 17, 70)
  469. [2012-12-21 23:27:39] <Falconis> so that's, 64+45-8
  470. [2012-12-21 23:27:42] <Falconis> k
  471. [2012-12-21 23:28:17] <Falconis> The ropes on your legs are much easier too lose it seems
  472. [2012-12-21 23:28:29] <Falconis> and come undone in just a few moments
  473. [2012-12-21 23:28:43] <Falconis> redscar walks out of vision
  474. [2012-12-21 23:28:46] <Falconis> >_
  475. [2012-12-21 23:29:05] <Goat_Flake> So i'm free now?
  476. [2012-12-21 23:29:16] <Falconis> depends on your definition of free
  477. [2012-12-21 23:29:21] <Falconis> but you are not bound by ropes
  478. [2012-12-21 23:29:21] <Falconis> no
  479. [2012-12-21 23:29:40] <Goat_Flake> Remain in same position
  480. [2012-12-21 23:29:57] <Goat_Flake> Hal managed to undo some ropes?
  481. [2012-12-21 23:30:04] <Falconis> Hal has not moved
  482. [2012-12-21 23:30:06] <Falconis> at all
  483. [2012-12-21 23:30:15] <Falconis> since rolling his head to look at you
  484. [2012-12-21 23:30:25] <Goat_Flake> aight
  485. [2012-12-21 23:30:29] <Goat_Flake> as discreet as i can
  486. [2012-12-21 23:30:42] <Goat_Flake> poke a finger through my back's side
  487. [2012-12-21 23:31:32] <Falconis> ...wat
  488. [2012-12-21 23:31:47] <Goat_Flake> my hands are currently at my back
  489. [2012-12-21 23:31:56] <Goat_Flake> move hand closer to the side so fingers poke out
  490. [2012-12-21 23:32:02] <Falconis> ok
  491. [2012-12-21 23:32:20] <Grail> (it read like you were going to finger your ass, flake)
  492. [2012-12-21 23:32:53] <Goat_Flake> (>get captured by bandits >Get beaten to hell >best thing to do: Give your prostate a massage)
  493. [2012-12-21 23:32:57] <Goat_Flake> (CLEARLY THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION)
  494. [2012-12-21 23:34:12] <Grail> (HRIST-MASTER TACTITION)
  495. [2012-12-21 23:34:41] <Falconis> >_>
  496. [2012-12-21 23:34:53] <Falconis> running out of time here folks
  497. [2012-12-21 23:35:09] <Goat_Flake> just so you know, showing the fingers so he knows i'm free
  498. [2012-12-21 23:35:16] <Goat_Flake> me too, i was about to say I'll leave it here
  499. [2012-12-21 23:35:35] <Goat_Flake> anyways, let's leave it here ._.
  500. [2012-12-21 23:35:40] <Falconis> >_.
  501. [2012-12-21 23:35:43] <Falconis> >_>
  502. [2012-12-21 23:35:54] <Falconis> NEXT TIME ON HIRISTO BALL Z
  503. [2012-12-21 23:36:07] <Falconis> SHIT HAPPENS? OR SHIT DOESN'T AND HE DIES
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