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- >You wake up with a face full of sun
- "Fuck you sun"
- >The sun just keeps smacking your face with its UV rays
- >You grunt and groan as you get up cracking bones and tossing used tissues onto the floor
- >You get up and stumble over to your kitchen and start pissing in the sink
- >You gotta remember to hire a plumber to fix your toliet
- >You look over at your hand drawn calender to see that today you're working in the noon shift
- "Damn, *sigh* I don't feel like working with his bitch"
- >you zip up and turn on the faucet to wash away the piss
- >You brush your teeth and eat some bread
- >You quickly clean up in case you get lucky tonight
- "Actually now that I think about it...I can go drinking today. Awww yeeaaahh"
- >You quickly get out of your shitty home and lock it
- >You walk to work greeting any mares and barely legal fillies
- 1/x
- >You stop once you hear the town bell signaling you still had an hour until work
- "Just enough time to see who wants to drink tonight"
- >You stop at a stand having two mares you were looking for
- "Ey Applejack! Yo Rainbow! Are you girls going to join me drinking tonight?
- >The two mares greet you
- >AJ: "Possibly sugarcube, it all depends if my brother can handle taking care of the house"
- "Can he?"
- >AJ: "Nnnnope, but I think those three can manage themselves well"
- "So that means are you going then?"
- >AJ: "Maybe, just wait and find out. I know you're hoping for some bucking but-"
- >She puts her hoof on your cheek
- >AJ: "I just get real tired from bucking trees all day"
- >RD just bursts out laughing
- "Yeah...okay. So Rainbow how about you?"
- >RD: "You know I am totally in for some drinking, awwww yeaaah!"
- >Random muscalur Pegasus: "YEAH!"
- >You stare at him and he stares at you
- >He flexes and flies away with his tiny wings
- 2/x
- "Okay that was wierd but yeah...awesome. Hey Rainbow do yo-"
- >RD: "No, I told you I don't do bros"
- "How do you even know if I was gonna ask that?"
- >RD: "Because all you think about is sex"
- "That's not true"
- >Sex
- "D'oh, but okay still on for drinking?"
- >RD: "Yeah, look see ya guys later I gotta teach Scootaloo some tricks she can do with her scooter"
- >She flew off even before Applejack and you could even say goodbye
- "See ya AJ, I gotta head to work"
- >She nods and waves her hoof
- >You go back on track to work
- >You walk in that door to hear that annoying bell
- >Boss Bitch: "Anon you're half hour early, I am not paying you any extra bits if you start working right now"
- "Okay then"
- 3/x
- >You head over to the stand and grab a newspaper
- >Your reading is interrupted by Boss Bitch
- >Boss Bitch: "I am not paying you to read so get to work!"
- "But you're no-"
- >Boss Bitch: "Get to WORK!"
- "You said that I-"
- >Boss Bitch: "You work, NOW!"
- "Okayfine!"
- >You slam the newspaper on to the stand
- >Boss Bitch: "Deduct pay by one bit for newspaper"
- >That conniving bitch
- "But...forget it"
- >She tosses you the broom
- >You tie your apron and start to sweep
- "Fucking bitch"
- >Boss Bitch: "What was that?"
- "Nothing just singing a song softly"
- >Boss Bitch: "I pay you to sweep not sing, so sweep"
- 4/x
- >She just gives you an annoyed look
- >You only stand her because her husband was okay, a bit of a dick but okay
- >He was also the only one to hire you and pay fully
- >With the pay you had enough to cover rent and supplies
- >All you ever bought were apples, bread, tissues, and camera film
- >Boss Bitch: "Anonymous I need you to move some boxes in the storage room"
- >You remember that her husband wanted the boxes as they were because of some reason
- "Hey, your husband wants them like that"
- >Boss Bitch: "I don't care just move them"
- "But he may-"
- >Boss Bitch: "Just move them!"
- "Finefine!"
- >You head to the storage room and just stand there
- 5/x
- >She never told you what she wanted exactly
- >You go over to her
- "Where do you-"
- >Boss Bitch: "Why aren't you moving boxes? I said move them"
- "Where do you-"
- >Boss Bitch: "Do your job"
- "I am trying but you-"
- >Boss Bitch: "Move the boxes"
- "I will but-"
- >Boss Bitch: "I don't see you moving boxes"
- "I-"
- >Boss Bitch slams her hoof down in front of you
- >Boss Bitch: "Move them you MULE! I pay you to follow orders not to argue"
- "NO! YOUR HUSBAND PAYS ME! NOT YOU! YOUR HUSBAND OWNS THE STORE! NOT YOU!"
- >Her mouth drops at your outburst
- 6/x
- "You keep interrupting me and all I wanted to ask is where do you want me to move them and how! But you're such a bitch that you-"
- >She throws a box of tampoons into your face
- >Boss Bitch with tears in her eyes starts yelling and throwing stuff at you
- >Boss Bitch: "YOU'RE FIRED! GO AWAY!"
- >You block everything she throws, you have no idea where half this stuff is coming from behind her register
- "Fine, WHATEVER YOU CRAZY CUNT"
- >As soon as you get out of the door right where you were a few seconds ago the stands slams through the door onto that spot
- "Shit...hate to be the one to clean that mess"
- >You hear a loud scream coming from inside
- >All the ponies around you start to look at you
- "I didn't do shit"
- >They still look at you funny
- 7/x
- >You decide to head home for a quick fap session to calm you down
- >You arrive home and plop down on your bed
- >You start to dig under for your box of pony pussy pictures when suddenly a knock gets your attention
- "Coming"
- >You chuckle imaging how funny it would be if you were spanking the monkey when saying that
- >You open the door to see gold armor
- "Fuck"
- >Gaurd: "You are under arrest for acts of violence. Please folow us, if any attempt to escape is done then by law of Luna authorized force will be neceessory"
- "Can I grab a coat?"
- >Gaurd: "No"
- "...Okay"
- >They take you to the jail house
- 8/x
- >Once you're locked away they go over the full reason why you're in here
- >Turns out the Boss's wife said you assaulted her and quit the job after disobeying orders
- "I'm innocent, she started to throw things at me after firing me"
- >Gaurd: "I don't care and by law of Celestia, who do you want us to contact?"
- >Rainbow Dash may be loyal but she is hard to find
- >Applejack is a good option but you can't annoy you're best possible chance of getting laid
- >Spike was still a kid and that gaurdian of his is a mad scientist in hiding
- >Fluttershy
- "Uh yes could you contact Fluttershy? She is a yellow pegasus that lives by the Everfree Forest edge in a cottage
- >The gaurd nods and sends someone to get her and inform her
- >You just rest your head into your hand
- >You hope she hurries up soon
- 9/x
- >You near someone approaching you from behind
- >"Fresh meat"
- >Fuck
- >By luck Fluttershy flew fast enough after hearing the news
- >Gaurd: "Vistor for Anonymous"
- "uh uh that's me"
- >You see the familar big white muscular pegasus back off of you
- >You quickly get out of the jail cell and follow the gaurd
- >As soon you walk into the vistor's room all you see is yellow
- >FS: "Ohmygosh! Anonymous are you okay?"
- "Beah, pwease wet goo of me bace"
- >After spitting out fur you tell her what teally happened
- >The look on her face scared you, a lot
- 10/x
- >FS: "Don't worry Anonymous, my friends and I-"
- "Woah there, we don't need to bother them right now. Just talk to my boss, he may be a dick but he is reasonable. Just tell him what I told you"
- >FS: "But-"
- "Please don't involve them and tell Rainbow and Applejack I can't make it tonight"
- >I don't wanna owe either of those unicorns any favors and have some pissed off mares
- >She nods
- "But please hurry up...there is a big scary white pegasus with little wimgs and I am afraid he'll-"
- >FS: "That's Snowflake. He is nice, just tell him you're my friend. We go way back to flight school"
- "uh...okay"
- >She leaves and you get taken back to the jail cell
- >Snowflake walks up to you
- "Hey...uh *gulp* I heard your Fluttershy's friend..."
- >You hope this works
- >Snowflake: "I am, how is she?"
- >You were never this happy being a virgin for another day
- >The rest of the night you became good friends with Snowflake
- >Turns out he went too fast so many times in a no fast zone he earned a week in jail
- >Ponies were calm but you were still careful with the other inmates
- >That night you bunked with Snowflake
- 11/x
- >The next day came with a surprise
- >Boss: "I'm sorry for all the trouble my wife caused for you. You're not fired and I'll try to convince her to drop the charges"
- "Thanks boss"
- >Boss: "When you get back I need you to help repair and clean up"
- "What but she-"
- >Boss: "Next time just move the bucking boxes some where random. She would have then told you were to put them"
- >Facepalm
- >Boss: "Listen....my wife stopped having esterus a week before you came to work with us"
- "And that means?"
- >You didn't know much about ponies or horses but esterus meant mating season
- >Your boss blushes
- >Boss: "Just read a bucking book"
- >He leaves in a hurry and you confused
- >That night you played Go Fish with Snowflake and some other inmates
- 12/x
- "Go fish"
- >The stallion picks up a card
- "So guys uh what happens after a mare stops having esterus?"
- >They start laughing like crazy
- >Pokey: "They get very hormonal and bitchy"
- "Sounds like menopause"
- >Snowflake: "That's what it is"
- "Oh"
- >Fucking hormones
- >Snowflake won again
- >Only thing you had left to bet were two pictues in your socks
- "Are pictures of pony ass okay?"
- >Pokey: "Depends on the quality"
- >You dig out the pictures you had of Fluttershy and Applejack
- >They whistle at the sight
- >Pokey: "That yellow one has a big plump but the orange one has it firm and big. I just wanna..."
- >The table jumped a little
- >Snowflakes: "Pokey calm down...you can try to win. Bet those and you're in"
- 13/x
- >Okay you had to win this one because these were really good pictures
- >The game went on and you actually won this time
- >You won a fedora from Pokey, a jug with strange liquid from Snowflake, and some Apple cider from the quiet stallion
- >You took a celebratory swig from the jug
- >That was the last thing you remembred before blacking out
- >The morning gave you a strange taste in your mouth and in the back of the throat
- >The jug and the bottle of apple cider were empty but the photos were on your bed
- >You safely put them away and went with the other inmates to wash up
- "So Snowflake what happened last night?"
- >Snowflake: You got drunk really quick so we dropped you off at your bed"
- "Oh okay thanks, by the way what was in that jug"
- >Snowflake: "Some roofies and alchol"
- "WHAT?!"
- >Snowflake: "You were out cold"
- "What kind of prison lets you have that?"
- >Snowflake: "I have my ways"
- >After the shower you were realesed
- >Your boss got the charges dropped and he wanted you to get to work
- 14/x
- >At the store were two things
- >An annoyed boss and a huge fucking mess
- >Boss: "The quicker this gets done, the quicker we can go home"
- >Five hours later and with a big back pain to show for it
- "There I'm done"
- >Boss: "Here is your pay, no deductions"
- "Sweet, see ya. And good luck with your wife"
- >Boss: "Its not her fault..."
- "What?"
- >Boss: "Its not her fault...she-she is just mad we couldn't have a kid. Or should I say I could never have a kid"
- >Is he really trying to have a close moment with you and defending his crazy ass wife?
- >Boss: "She always wanted to have a son to help us run the store...I think she is just mad we have you..."
- >Yeah he is
- "Its fine... And uh I gotta go"
- >Boss: "See you Anonymous..."
- >That got you weirded out
- 15/x
- >"Hi"
- >You look towards the voice
- "Oh hey"
- >It was Bubble Butt
- >BB: "I made you some muffins"
- "I thought those were for your boyfriend"
- >You idiot! Its free food
- "But uh I can take them, looks good"
- >BB: "I had some extra so uh yeah...they are"
- >She turns around and you take the plate off her back
- >BB: "Uh bye"
- >She quickly flies off
- "Wait! Whats your name?!"
- >From far away you could hear her say Ditzy
- "Awesome..."
- >That night dinner was muffins and it was amazing
- 16/16
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