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- Senator Peter Thomas (r-kentucky). Mr. Hale, it has
- been pointed out that Poopy Joe was last seen
- entering your launch facility.
- Mr. Hale. He was seen after that. For instance,
- during the launch.
- Sen. Thomas. And what happened to him during the
- launch?
- Mr. Hale. He was very happy.
- Sen. Thomas. That doesn't answer my -
- Mr. Hale. After he got back safe and sounc, of
- course, we sent the little guy on an all-expenses
- paid vacation for his service to America. For all
- I know, he's still there.
- Sen. Thomas. And where did you send him?
- Mr. Hale. Bahamas? Bahrain? It definitely
- started with a Bah.
- Sen. Thomas. Bahamas or Bahrain.
- Mr. Hale. Or Bar. Could have started with Bar.
- Or Ber.
- Sen. Thomas. Do you have documentation regarding
- this paid vacation?
- Mr. Hale. Berhubos? Is that a place?
- Sen. Thomas. That is not a place.
- Mr. Hale. Bahorda?
- Sen. Thomas. Mr. Hale, is there documentation
- regarding this vacation?
- Mr. Hale. Bazurbits? Damn. This is going to
- bother me all day.
- (cross-talk)
- Senator Art Brackman (r-florida). I'll ask you point
- black, where is Poopy Joe?
- Mr. Hale. Have you looked in space? I understand
- monkeynauts are often found there.
- Sen. Brackman. America hasn't undertaken any
- space missions since our monkeynaut went missing,
- largely due to a lack of monkeynauts.
- Mr. Hale. It seems unlikely that he was - is -
- the only monkeynaut.
- Sen. Brackman. He was the only monkeynaut with
- the training to fly to space.
- Mr. Hale. Nonsense. Space can't be that
- difficult.
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- Sen. Brackman. Not only are our other monkeynauts
- incapable of conducting the complex tasks required
- in space, they all died in training.
- Mr. Hale. Which raises the possibility that
- Poopy Joe is simply hiding to avoid space danger.
- Senator Mitchell Gray (d-california). Let's try this
- approach: what sorts of equipment did you give
- Poopy Joe tp ensure his safety?
- Mr. Hale. All kinds of equipment.
- Sen. Gray. Can you please be more specific?
- (pause)
- Mr. Hale. Safety equipment.
- Sen. Gray. Can you describe this equipment?
- Mr. Hale. I don't want to bore people. This
- hearing's already been going on for hours.
- Sen. Gray. Indulge us, please.
- Mr. Hale. Well, if a monkey were being launched
- into space, that monkey would hypothetically be
- given a helmet.
- Sen. Gray. And what would the helmet protect him
- from, Mr. Hale?
- Mr. Hale. Head trauma. Don't you people even
- know what a helmet is? Who elected you?
- (cross-talk)
- Senator Mark Delacourt (i-indiana). The crux of the
- matter remains, neither our nation's entire supply
- of Australium nor Poopy Joe have been seen by
- anyone - your claims notwithstanding - once they
- entered your launch facility.
- Mr. Hale. Is that a question? I didn't hear a
- question.
- Sen. Delacourt. Or for - where is Poopy Joe?
- Where's the damn Australium?
- Mr. Hale. For the last time, I have no idea
- where that brave little monkey is.
- Sen. Delacourt. I posit to you that you stole the
- Australium, Mister Hale, and substituted it with
- gravel water from defective suitcase explosives,
- which directly led to a crash of some kind, which
- you're covered up.
- Mr. Hale. Why you -
- (fight)
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