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- ==START THIS BITCH==
- @cookingCrazy
- (Kev change your nickname already(
- Deltadiamond
- You get a notification on your computer or cell or whatever you have on you.
- It appears that your client player has connected to you.
- @cookingCrazy
- Natalie hears the notification clearly through the house, as the house is always quiet
- She goes to the computer room and logs on to her esperchum
- Who the hell is this ninja person?
- ⓘ KevRedditt is now known as magnanimousNinja
- magnanimousNinja
- ((Was doing something... soaray))
- @cookingCrazy
- (Okay good, you're here)
- (I got a little anxious for a second)
- CC: Um, hello?
- magnanimousNinja
- NM: Uh, hi I guess?
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Look, this is going to sound crazy. I don't even know where to begin...
- CC: Well there's this weird ass game that I'm in for some reason and I entered you by accident as a client or something.
- CC: I hope I'm not messaging the wrong person...
- CC: Did you do anything recently pertaining to a video game?
- magnanimousNinja
- NM: I was playing Dojo of Death earlier... Then a hacker asked me if I wanted to play a game
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: That sounds suspiciously like Saw
- CC: Luckily, there actually is a game
- CC: And I think I have to enter you in or something
- CC: Tbh, I have no idea. Some dinosaur person got me in.
- CC: That sentence sounds pretty weird...
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[...]>
- @cookingCrazy
- Natalie checks if the game loaded
- Deltadiamond
- It has indeed.
- @cookingCrazy
- Natalie sees what's on the screen.
- Deltadiamond
- You see a girl who appears to be talking on her computer.
- Typing*
- @cookingCrazy
- Icons? Things to click? My mouse also surprisingly looks like a house.
- Deltadiamond
- Oh yeah, there is also a row of several icons along the top of the screen.
- @cookingCrazy
- Natalie clicks on the one to the left.
- Deltadiamond
- Okay, one sec let me tell you what they all say.
- Deltadiamond
- From left to right, the icons are called Move, Revise, Deploy, Phernalia Registry, Grist Cache, Atheneum, and Alchemize.
- So the one that you clicked would be Move.
- @cookingCrazy
- Natalie clicks something in the room. Anything, just to test it out.
- Deltadiamond
- The item lifts up slightly from the floor, and appears to be locked to your cursor.
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: That's crazy. You seeing this? I think that's you...
- magnanimousNinja
- MN: ----[If you are the phantom force moving around objects in my room... That is most likely me!]>
- MN: ----[This stuff is freaky!]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Alright, I'll set it down. Just saying, I'm probably going to be laying down machines or something...
- CC: Unless those machines were only for me. Guess we'll find out.
- Natalie sets the object down.
- Natalie looks at the phernalia registry
- Deltadiamond
- You see three machines labeled Cruxtruder, Totem Lathe, and Alchemiter, along with a captchalogue card.
- @cookingCrazy
- Natalie places all of them randomly around the house
- CC: Okay, there are machines
- CC: And now they should be around your house
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[I guess I'll look around?]>
- Reya looks for the said machines
- Deltadiamond
- They are indeed arranged in random positions around your house.
- magnanimousNinja
- Reya returns to the computer
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: So, there should be a machine with a wheel on it
- CC: And something weird comes out of it, like a glowing sphere
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Okay...]>
- Reya goes to said machine
- ----[So... How does it open?]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Well, I tried turning the wheel, but it wouldn't open...
- Deltadiamond
- The machine consist of a square base, with a large cylindrical section coming out the top. The top part has a what looks like a cap on top of it, along with a wheel on the side.
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Maybe you'll have better luck
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Hm...]>
- Reya tries kicking it
- Deltadiamond
- Nothing happens.
- magnanimousNinja
- She kicks it again
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: I think the wheel should work. I mean, that's probably the intended thing to do.
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Do you doubt the power of my kicks?]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Well, it isn't going to do anything, so I guess I do.
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Well, watch this!!!]>
- Reya runs and jumps, using her foot to try and turn the wheel of the machine
- "NINJA KIIIICK!!!"
- Deltadiamond
- The wheel turns a bit, and the cap lifts a bit, but on the whole not a lot changes.
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Seriously, just try turning the wheel. You look strong enough to do it.
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Fiiiine >:|]>
- Reya tries to turn the wheel
- With her so called "hands"
- Deltadiamond
- It once again moves a little, before stopping.
- You just can't seem to turn it any further.
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Alright, well...
- CC: Dropping something on it worked for me, so I should be able to do that.
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Wait!!]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: What?
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[You're gonna drop something on that top part, aren't ya!?]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Yeah, it worked for me, so it should work again
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Let me try something!]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Go ahead
- magnanimousNinja
- Reya gets to a distance, then she runs up the the machine, jumps, and brings her leg down with FORCE straight on the cap
- "NIIINJA CRUSH!"
- Deltadiamond
- The cap pops out, launching back and onto the floor. A grey cylinder lands beside you.
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Whoa, you did it.
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[See!? My kicks are useful!]>
- ----[Uh... What's this cylinder?]>
- Reya examines it
- Deltadiamond
- It's a perfectly smooth cylinder. It appears to be made of some kind of metallic substance.
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Well, I did this long process to carve it and make something with the machine with the large platform
- @cookingCrazy
- Natalie picks up the pre punched card and puts it in front of her
- CC: It all started with this
- magnanimousNinja
- Reya looks back at the big machine, perhaps seeing a FLASHING LIGHT BALL
- ((Brb..))
- Deltadiamond
- There is indeed a glowing ball in the shape of a spirograph.
- Deltadiamond
- It's floating a few feet above the ground.
- magnanimousNinja
- ((Returned))
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[What's that light thingy there, acquaintance?]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: I don't really know, but I threw something at it and it went away.
- CC: So throw something at it.
- magnanimousNinja
- Hmm...
- magnanimousNinja
- Reya goes to her room and returns to the location of the machine, with something in her hand
- It appears to be a SAMURAI made of CHOCOLATE.
- She looks at it longingly, bites off its left arm, then throws it at the ball
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: What the hell?
- CC: Where did you get a samurai out of chocolate?
- CC: I should make something like that one day...
- Deltadiamond
- There's a flash of light, and the ball takes on the picture of one-armed chocolate samurai.
- It floats off into the other room.
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[It was... A snack... The best snack!]>
- She shakes her head, coming out of her trance
- ----[Uh... What now?]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Well, pick up that card I set in front of you
- magnanimousNinja
- She does so
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Alright, there should be a machine that has a slot for that weird cylinder thing
- CC: So, take that cylinder thing with you too
- magnanimousNinja
- She picks up the cylinder, puts it under her arm.
- She goes to the Lathe, assuming this is the machine for the cuts
- What with the weird blades
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Alright, put the cylinder in the slot, and then put the card in the slot
- CC: There's two slots
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Uh...]>
- magnanimousNinja
- She puts the card in a bunch of slots until she gets the right one
- magnanimousNinja
- Then she sticks that cylinder way deep in the slot
- Deltadiamond
- The blades spin around, carving the cylinder into a strange, wavy shape.
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Now what, acquaintance?]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Alright, place that curvy cylinder on the machine with the large platform
- magnanimousNinja
- She carries it the the location of the platform
- To*
- magnanimousNinja
- She places it on the bigger platform, making her misunderstanding apparent
- ----[Hey, It's not working!!]>
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: Not that one. The small platform on the machine.
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Oh... Eheheh...]>
- Blushing, she moves the cylinder over to the smaller platform
- Deltadiamond
- A laser comes out of the machine and scans the former cylinder. A small potted bonsai tree appears on the larger platform.
- @cookingCrazy
- CC: A bonsai!? That's..weird
- magnanimousNinja
- ----[Oooo, a bonsai]>
- ----[I've always secretly wanted to trim one...]>
- Reya goes and examines the tree
- Deltadiamond
- It's solid grey, just like the cylinder.
- Other than that, it's just what you would expect from a bonsai tree.
- magnanimousNinja
- Reya tries pulling a leaf off
- Deltadiamond
- There's a brilliant flash of light as the bonsai disappears.
- ==FINALLY END==
- magnanimousNinja
- wOAH
- @cookingCrazy
- Well then
- One leaf finish
- Wait, announce the land
- I wanna know
- Deltadiamond
- That's up to Aidan.
- Since he's Kev's DM and all.
- Plus I have to go a few minutes ago.
- So bye.
- @cookingCrazy
- Bye
- Deltadiamond
- One of you will have to pastebin this.
- @cookingCrazy
- Alright
- magnanimousNinja
- I GOT IT MAYBE
- @cookingCrazy
- You go do your thing
- If you can't do it, I can
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