Kongou-Celle Quest Plans

PLANS:

OP:
	Kongou sitting in a musty jail cell, sipping tea
	Haruna is sprawled out on the bed
	Hiei is helping Kirishima puke into the toilet
	Hate is on the otherside of the bars, wondering what the fuck is going

	"Kongou... How did you end up in jail?"
	"It's a long story dess"
	"Well then fucking tell it"
	"you see yankeedere, Kongou was built in Vickersburg in 19-"
	"I think he means just today sis" - Kirishima
	"Oh-I see dess. Okay, yankeedere! It all started this mornin-"
	"Fuck-waffles here we go."

	Kongou's morning routine
	Kirishima making protien shakes
	Haruna working out and doing cross-fit
	Hiei practing her look
	Scene transition to outisde Goto's office

	Votes:
		>[] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu -> Kongou's eulogy
		>[] Talk to Pam -> Kongou thinks Pam is the perfect Yamato cosplayer
		>[] Fill out Konogu's "Application to Marry Teitoku" form

		When there's only 1 option left, offer in addition:
		>[] Go to teitoku's office and serve tea -> American Psycho business cards but with tea

Afternoon:
		Kongou heads to the pubs after lunch and runs into Essex and Hamp
		>Why do you keep doing that thing
		Hipster bashing
		Essex and Colbert do The Word: Fast Battleship
		"But why fast battleships?"

		Votes:
			[] Write-in: BANTZ THE MEMEBOAT

		Essex and Kongou bantz
		Essex insults tea and the queen
		TO ME LADS, THIS YANKEE BIT BE INSULTING THE QUEEN!
		SHE WOT M8

		Options: KONGOUS WEAPON OF CHOICE
			[] Bad (knife)
			[] ChavShank Chronicles (40 oz)
			[] Her Majesty's Secret Service (Deringer)

		KAGA INTERRUPT, disarming Essex and Kongou
		Kaga and Essex argue and fight
		Kaga goes Mugatu and calls out Kongou being a battlecruiser, not a battleships
		"FAST BATTLESHIP! KONGOU IS A FAST BATTLESHIP DESS!"
		Essex asks Kaga out for drinks, Kongou runs away crying

Evening:
		Kongou, now properly ready, is back in Goto's office
		Goto is doing paperwork
		Sees her marriage application
		Stamps it with "DENIED"
		Then douses it in lighter fluid and burns it in his trash bin
		Goto goes through his mail and finds Kongou's love letter
		Reads it
		Thinks its from Haruna
		Kongou steps outside for a moment
			FUCKING HARUNA. THIS IS NOT DAIDJBU! STAY AWAY FROM TEITOKU.
			DESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

		Kongou composes herself and walks back in
		[] WRITE IN:
			HELP GOTO WRITE A LOVE LETTER BACK TO HIS SECRET ADMIRER


Ending:
	Fast forward to the four back in their apartment
	Kongou pouting and telling them about her shitty day
	"Do you think there's more to life than being really really really ridiculously british?"
	"You know what'd really cheer you up Kongou?"
	"What Kirishima?"
	"EARL GRAY TEQUILA-CCINOS!"