Nigga

Backstory: Back when social groups were a thing on Smogon, some kid named Cygnis asked to join a social group that I was leading called the Smogon Community Oragnization. This mother fucker was a clown and enjoyed shit posting for attention, and his posts were bad in general. When we tried to confront him about it he was usually very aggressive and threatened us and shit. Needless to say we banned him from the group. No more than a day later some guy named TheStriker asked to join, and not long after same shit went down so we kicked him as well. Then ANOTHER person wanted to join named the Equator, who big surprise, acted like a total shithead and this is when we realized it was the same person making alts over and over again. We threatened him not to do it anymore or we would get a mod to ban his ass so he promised to stay away. Then at some point, the big nigga known as your boy Vertex joined the group, acted just like all these other alts that we banned earlier, and that's where this PM picks up, where I call him out on his bullshit.


Vertex: Im not equator, wtf r u saying

Gary: It's okay, I've figured it out. I wont dispel it to anyone, but it's obvious as fuck. First off, you made your account several days after we banned Equator from our group. Second, you somehow knew exactly how Equator was banned and when even though you asked no one in our group about it. Third, you never had any affiliation with this "Equator" outside of the group, and yet he some how followed you around multiple times. Once you made this account, Equator was rarely on, and he was only on to troll. Before Equator was kicked from the group, Equator wasn't a troll. He was a completely normal guy that talked very much like yourself, and he taught me how to make analysis. Funny thing is, you ironically took over Equator's analysis as soon as he got kicked from the group. After he was kicked from the group, you got pissed off, so you started to troll False and I. Feeling bad, you made a new account to start fresh so you could join the group again and turn over a new leaf. Equator always spammed you on PS, and yet every time I asked his for his username, you said that he was banned the second I asked. Equator posted on your RMT randomly just to troll, and then today he asked to become banned. Like I said earlier, Equator was not a troll account before you got kicked out of the group and Vertex was made. Once you made Vertex, Equator was a useless account, so you just used it to troll False and I. After failing with Equator, you wanted to start fresh with a new alt so people wouldn't be mad at you for the whole argument in S.C.O., and wanted to make sure that no one would suspect you being Vertex by making your Equator alt look ridiculous, and having his Vertex alt retaliate to it.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck about your past account being Equator, because obviously it was just for trolling purposes, but I must warn you, be careful. The mods can track your IP and match it to Equator, thus banning you for making multiple accounts. Trust me, I KNOW you're TheStriker/Equator/Cygnis, because you all act VERY similar to eachother, and I know how you act/talk. False, Don, and Halcyon are the only ones that know. I'll keep it that way, as long as you NEVER use any of your accounts to troll me or any of my friends again.

Vertex: Um, dude. I have no idea where the heck this conversation is going, but I'm not Equator. I swear to god.

Vertex: Seriously, I don't even know how your past was. The only reason I knew about the account thing is because I saw you chatting on VM walls, but dude, I'm not Equator.

Gary: Well I'm kinda buddy buddy with a Mod, and he says otherwise. You have the same IP. It's fine, I don't care. You don't have to pretend around me, because I've known for a long time.

Vertex: You know what. Screw Smogon, I don't need this place.
Vertex: Okay, man. I'm so sorry for everything. Can we be friends again?

Gary: Yea sure lol I'm honestly not going to hold grudges

Vertex: And also, do the mods know about this because this shit I did is gonna prevent me from being like badged or shit.

Gary: I have no idea. Just watch yourself. Just hope the other Mods haven't figured it out.

Vertex: Okay nevermind, I deleted them myself. Lol, we had a long start. 2 years ago you and I were like the first friends on Smogon, then all my immaturity started. I wanna break I few things straight to you before I'm fresh.

1) I live in Arizona
2) I have a little brother.
3) You should be a detective.
4) I changed my IP Address (I think)

Vertex: Dear False Sense, Halcyon of Light, and Don Honchkrorleone

I am sorry for being a (BAN ME PLEASE) for the past 7 months to you guys, and I would like to confess that I am Equator / TheStriker / Cygnis. I was a bad person in the past time, and I have changed now. I would like to apoligize for all the stupid shit I have done in the past mnths, and I am starting a frsh start, and this will now be considered my main account. Please forgive my stupidity, and can we be friends again?

Vertex: Okay, I'm starting fresh from now on. Consider this my main.

And thus, user Vertex was born! Nigga.

tl;dr Vertex is probably LL