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ChallengerAppeared

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Dec 21st, 2013
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  1. there once was an anon from kentuckery
  2. who was sentenced to jail for horsefuckery
  3. he was fucked in the ass
  4. and shived during mass,
  5. and as he lay there thought "oh buggery"
  6.  
  7. did heaven or hell our poor anon go
  8. not a chance, for it'd be boring so
  9. he awoke with a fright,
  10. and oh what a sight,
  11. beautiful mares as far as his dick could know
  12.  
  13. arose to his feet with a gleam in his eyes
  14. he began to think how to claim his prize
  15. his eyes darted here
  16. his eyes darted there
  17. oh what would you know, such a surprise
  18.  
  19. a coat of yellow and mane of pink was by
  20. her wings out, don't look like she'll fly
  21. and those two,
  22. knew just what they'd do
  23. and from then on he was
  24.  
  25. fucking fluttershy
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