Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- Crystal Heart
- >"Cadence! What's going on here?"
- >Spike and Cadence quickly cover their loins
- >"Shiny! What are you doing come so soon?"
- >"I forgot my wallet and keys."
- >"You forgot them for six days?"
- >"I am not a clever pony. But that's besides the point, how long has this affair been going on? Does this mean Crystal's his daughter and not mine?!"
- >"Dad, I figured that out when I was six months old..."
- >"Not now, sweetie pie, daddy and mommy are fighting."
- >"Well you've been sleeping with Chrysalis!"
- >"That was Chrysalis? I thought you were just the type of girl that got both horny and bitchy during her period!"
- >Spike gets up
- >"Shining Armor, outside of sleeping with your wife, I respect you greatly, but you're an idiot."
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement