It was a lazy saturday afternoon. Classes ended long ago, everyone went out to enjoy their spare time. Track club, classmates, everyone. Except me, poor Miki, sitting in her room with a slight cold. It doesn't seem to be serious, but since Nurse asked so kindly to spend the weekend indoors and try to cure myself, I guess I have no other choice.
	Maybe I could catch up on my studying a little bit. I'm not all brains like that Nakai guy. I wonder if he could tutor me a little bit...
	That trail of thoughts is suddenly interrupted by my phone though, a familiar sound telling me that someone thinks of me and sent me a message
„Oh it's from Suzu. I wonder what's up...
	The message reads „Look what I bought!”. There's also a picture attached. I open it and see Suzu grinning like an idiot, sitting on her bed, happily holding somthing that looks like a GIANT PURPLE WORM with a stretched arm
„Snoozu what the FUCK is this thing”, I reply as hastily as operating my phone with one hand allows me to.
I don't have to wait too long for an answer. A couple minutes later, my phone rings again.
„I told you not to call me „snoozu”. And that thing is a new toy I bought for us.”
	A new toy? What the hell is this girl thinking?
„So what is it anyway?” I tap back hastily
„45 cm long double-ended dildo, I thought we could... You know, spice things up.”
	The reply is almost instant, she's dead serious about this. I'm dumbstruck, I have so many questions and so little idea of where to start asking. My girlfriend bought us a rubber schlong, a huge one on top of that.
„Okay so tell me this: where did you get it, and why did you think it was a good idea?”
„Ordered it online. I bought it because I know you're actually bi and might be missing a little something inside of you. And... I wanted to try too”
	How thoughtful. She also seems a little more talkative now, not sure if it's because she's excited about this or because we're texting and she's got time to type longer sentences.
„Alright then, Snooz, do you have any idea how to use it properly?”
	Nothing. No response. „Ha”, I thought, „got you cornered hm?”, but the time passes on, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, and there's no reply whatsoever.
„Suzu? You fell asleep?”
	Another 10 minutes passes. Suddenly, a short message and a picture attached to it.
„Like this”
	I open the attached image, somewhat reluctantly. Turns out Suzu wasn't asleep for the past 30 minutes, quite contrary, she's been working on a presentation.
	As the image opens, I gaze upon Suzu's naked body. Picture clearly taken in the mirror, showing Suzu's back and butt. One hand holding her phone, the other's holding one end of the rubber monstrosity. The other end disappearing inside of her butt, looking like a bizzare purple tail. Suzu's face is all red, and there's a sheepish look on it, combined with a prideful smile.
„What the hell, where did you get that idea from?! Doesn't it hurt?!”
	Another reply, another picture. This time it's a bottle of some liquid.
„No it doesn't. I used a lot of this. Apparently it's safer to use some lube, no matter where it goes in, so I bought some too just in case”
„Smart, but you didn't answer my previous question!”
„See, I once fell asleep on the track bleachers, and when I woke up and walked past the equipment shack, I heard a couple of students talking about it. It sounded like they're having fun, at least that's how the girl sounded, so I got kind of curious about it.”
	A couple of students... Track cap is the likely suspect here, but she said girl...
„Really? Did you recognize any of the voices?”
„One of them sounded familiar, like I've heard it somewhere before, but I'm not sure where. Why?”
„Nothing, just curious”
	Back and forth, a couple of meaningless messages just so I can wrap my head around this situation. She really seems determined about this, and I'm the one that's getting cold feet. That's not the way it's supposed to be. I know I mentioned I'd like her to initiaten stuff sometimes, but I wasn't expecting something like that. That might be a little too much honestly.
	Still it's just a toy, Suzu will be on the other end of it, I hope. And she seems to enjoy it, so why wouldn't I?
	Again, my trail of thought interrupted by a message sound. Another picture. This time she took the second end and drove it up front. What the hell girl, I wasn't expecting you to be that way, not in my wildest dreams. Still, she said she bought it for us, so she wants me to feel good about it too. Ah what the hell.
”Don't fall asleep Snoozu, I'll get ready and I'll be there in a couple minutes”
	I know I might be ignoring Nurse's orders to not go out, but it's not like I am going outside right? Just moving to another room. Just to help me sweat out the cold. And I'll be staying in bed as well, just... Not in mine. I'll just send her one last message so she prepares too.
„Was the thing, I don't wanna get the butt-flavoured end for now. I'm coming.”
	One way or another, I'm coming tonight.