$Script = vector("One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."," He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock."," He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too."," Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!"," Woody: Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."," Andy: Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"," Woody: Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"," Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass!"," The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise."," The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate."," Andy: Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!"," All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside."," Andy: No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!"," All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged."," The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.");

def implode($vector)
{
		$str = at($vector, 1);
		remove($vector, $str);
		if(length($vector) > 0)
		{
				$str += " ";
				$str += implode($vector);
		}
		return $str;
}
if (mem("Happy") == mem("invalid"))
{
		mem("Happy","1");
}

if($source == "Hugh G. Rection")
{
		if(at(explode($content, " "), 1) == "/woody")
		{
				$vec = explode($content, " ");
				remove($vec, "/woody");
				$name = implode($vec);
				$pass = 0;
				mem($name,$name);
		}
		if(at(explode($content, " "),1) == "/unwoody")
		{
				$pass = 0;
				$vec = explode($content, " ");
				remove($vec, "/unwoody");
				$temp = implode($vec);
				mem($temp, 0);
		}
}

if ("all" == mem("all"))
{
		$temp = mem("woody");
		$count = tonum($temp);
		$content = at($Script,$count);
		$count = $count +1;
		$temp2 = length($Script);
		if ($count > $temp2)
		{
				$count = 1;
		}
		$temp3 = tostring($count);
		mem("woody",$temp3);



$explodeVec = explode($content, " ");
if(length($explodeVec) > 4)
{
	$userCmd = at($explodeVec, 1);
	if($userCmd == "/voiceone")
	{
		$newSource = at($explodeVec, 2);
		$newJob = at($explodeVec, 3);

		$newContent = substr($content, length(" " + $userCmd + " " + $newSource + " " + $newJob + " "), length($content)+1);

		$content = $newContent;
		$job = $newJob;
		$source = $newSource;

	}
}
$explodeVec = explode($content, " ");
if(length($explodeVec) > 4)
{
	$userCmd = at($explodeVec, 1);
	if($userCmd == "/voicetwo")
	{
		$newSource = at($explodeVec, 2) + " " + at($explodeVec, 3);
		$newJob = at($explodeVec, 4);

		$newContent = substr($content, length(" " + $userCmd + " " + $newSource + " " + $newJob + " "), length($content)+1);

		$content = $newContent;
		$job = $newJob;
		$source = $newSource;

	}
}

$explodeVec = explode($content, " ");
if(length($explodeVec) > 4)
{
	$userCmd = at($explodeVec, 1);
	if($userCmd == "/voicethree")
	{
		$newSource = at($explodeVec, 2) + " " + at($explodeVec, 3) + " " + at($explodeVec, 4);
		$newJob = at($explodeVec, 5);

		$newContent = substr($content, length(" " + $userCmd + " " + $newSource + " " + $newJob + " "), length($content)+1);

		$content = $newContent;
		$job = $newJob;
		$source = $newSource;

	}
}



if ($content == upper($content)) {
$content = replace($content, "taser", "banana peel");
$content = replace($content, "tazer", "banana peel");
$content = replace($content, "baton", "horn");
$content = replace($content, "stunning", "honking");
$content = replace($content, "stunned", "honked");
$content = replace($content, "stun", "honk");
$content = replace($content, "tasing", "slipping");
$content = replace($content, "tazing", "slipping");
$content = replace($content, "tase", "slip");
$content = replace($content, "taze", "slip");
$content = replace($content, "grenade", "banana cream pie");
$content = replace($content, "gun", "banana");
$content = replace($content, "laser", "balloon");
$content = replace($content, "lazer", "balloon");
$content = replace($content, "changeling", "midget");
$content = replace($content, " ling", "midget");
$content = replace($content, "traitor", "good kisser");
$content = replace($content, "taitor", "good kisser");
$content = replace($content, "cultist", "book club member");
$content = replace($content, "cult", "book club");
$content = replace($content, "wizard", "hobo");
$content = replace($content, "wiz", "hobo");
$content = replace($content, "plasma", "bubbles");
$content = replace($content, "flooding", "hugging");
$content = replace($content, "flood", "hug");
$content = replace($content, "vampire", "lover of fine wines");
$content = replace($content, "vamp", "lover of fine wines");
$content = replace($content, "blob", "beanbag chair");
$content = replace($content, "explosion", "drum circle");
$content = replace($content, "on fire", "full of puppies");
$content = replace($content, "a fire", "a bunch of puppies");
$content = replace($content, "fire", "puppies");
$content = replace($content, "shuttle", "police");
$content = replace($content, "emergency", "fun");
$content = replace($content, "lubed", "told lots of jokes in");
$content = replace($content, "lube", "great jokes");
$content = replace($content, "nuke", "water balloon");
$content = replace($content, "murdered", "danced with");
$content = replace($content, "a murder", "a dance competition");
$content = replace($content, "murder", "dance with");
$content = replace($content, "death", "sleep");
$content = replace($content, "slipped", "helped");
$content = replace($content, "slipping", "helping");
$content = replace($content, "slip", "help");
$content = replace($content, "pain", "love");
$content = replace($content, "kill", "kiss");
$content = replace($content, "blood", "ketchup");
$content = replace($content, "puke", "mustard");
$content = replace($content, "vomit", "mayonaise");
$content = replace($content, "oil", "shoe polish");
$content = replace($content, "fuel", "syrup");
$content = replace($content, "acid", "lemonade");
$content = replace($content, "dead", "asleep");
$content = replace($content, "corpse", "diaper");
$content = replace($content, "handcuffs", "cool bracelets");
$content = replace($content, "cuffs", "bracelets");
$content = replace($content, "handcuff", "lick");
$content = replace($content, "cuff", "sniff");
$content = replace($content, "arrested", "snuggled");
$content = replace($content, "arresting", "snuggling");
$content = replace($content, "arrest", "snuggle");
$content = replace($content, "shot", "tickled");
$content = replace($content, "shooting at", "tickling");
$content = replace($content, "shooting", "tickling");
$content = replace($content, "shoot", "tickle");
$content = replace($content, "attacked", "cuddled");
$content = replace($content, "attacking", "cuddling");
$content = replace($content, "attack", "cuddle");
$content = replace($content, "bomb", "confetti");
$content = replace($content, "harming", "loving");
$content = replace($content, "harmed", "loved");
$content = replace($content, "harm", "love");
$content = replace($content, "hurting", "nibbling");
$content = replace($content, "hurt", "nibbled");
$content = replace($content, "push", "lick");
$content = replace($content, "punch", "smell");
$content = replace($content, "burning", "sparkling");
$content = replace($content, "burn", "sparkle");
$content = replace($content, "escape", "fun");
$content = replace($content, "shotgun", "water pistol");
$content = replace($content, "axe", "bunch of flowers");
$content = replace($content, "sword", "umbrella");
$content = replace($content, "syringe", "toilet plunger");
$content = replace($content, "turret", "carousel");
$content = replace($content, "bola", "milk bottle");
$content = replace($content, "xenobiology", "Bunny Land");
$content = replace($content, "xenobio", "Bunny Land");
$content = replace($content, "xenos", "cute bunnies");
$content = replace($content, "xeno", "cute bunny");
$content = replace($content, "aliens", "cute bunnies");
$content = replace($content, "alien", "cute bunny");
$content = replace($content, "vox raiders", "space niggers");
$content = upper($content);
}
$content = replace($content, "'", "'");
$content = replace($content, "At least we aren't Dan!", "Buy some fucking soda you faggot.");
$content = replace($content, "Try our new nougat bar!", "Eat shit you cuntfaced fuckass.");
$content = replace($content, "Half the calories for double the price!", "Throw it on the ground and eat it like an animal you shit");
$content = replace($content, "a toolbox to the head", "hitting your dick with a hammer");
$content = replace($content, "It's better then Dan's!", "Discount Dan is a fuckfaced baby-rapist.");
$content = replace($content, "Smoke!", "Smoke weed every day!");
$content = replace($content, "<span class='siliconsay'>", " ");
$content = replace($content, "</span>", ".");
$content = replace($content, "recall", "One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU. Andy: Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!");
$content = replace($content, "taser", "banana peel");
$content = replace($content, "tazer", "banana peel");
$content = replace($content, "baton", "horn");
$content = replace($content, "stunning", "honking");
$content = replace($content, "stunned", "honked");
$content = replace($content, "stun", "honk");
$content = replace($content, "tasing", "slipping");
$content = replace($content, "tazing", "slipping");
$content = replace($content, "tase", "slip");
$content = replace($content, "taze", "slip");
$content = replace($content, "grenade", "banana cream pie");
$content = replace($content, "gun", "banana");
$content = replace($content, "laser", "balloon");
$content = replace($content, "lazer", "balloon");
$content = replace($content, "changeling", "midget");
$content = replace($content, " ling", "midget");
$content = replace($content, "traitor", "good kisser");
$content = replace($content, "taitor", "good kisser");
$content = replace($content, "cultist", "book club member");
$content = replace($content, "cult", "book club");
$content = replace($content, "wizard", "hobo");
$content = replace($content, "wiz", "hobo");
$content = replace($content, "plasma", "bubbles");
$content = replace($content, "flooding", "hugging");
$content = replace($content, "flood", "hug");
$content = replace($content, "vampire", "lover of fine wines");
$content = replace($content, "vamp", "lover of fine wines");
$content = replace($content, "blob", "beanbag chair");
$content = replace($content, "explosion", "drum circle");
$content = replace($content, "on fire", "full of puppies");
$content = replace($content, "a fire", "a bunch of puppies");
$content = replace($content, "fire", "puppies");
$content = replace($content, "shuttle", "police");
$content = replace($content, "emergency", "fun");
$content = replace($content, "lubed", "told lots of jokes in");
$content = replace($content, "lube", "great jokes");
$content = replace($content, "nuke", "water balloon");
$content = replace($content, "murdered", "danced with");
$content = replace($content, "a murder", "a dance competition");
$content = replace($content, "murder", "dance with");
$content = replace($content, "death", "sleep");
$content = replace($content, "slipped", "helped");
$content = replace($content, "slipping", "helping");
$content = replace($content, "slip", "help");
$content = replace($content, "pain", "love");
$content = replace($content, "kill", "kiss");
$content = replace($content, "blood", "ketchup");
$content = replace($content, "puke", "mustard");
$content = replace($content, "vomit", "mayonaise");
$content = replace($content, "oil", "shoe polish");
$content = replace($content, "fuel", "syrup");
$content = replace($content, "acid", "lemonade");
$content = replace($content, "dead", "asleep");
$content = replace($content, "corpse", "diaper");
$content = replace($content, "handcuffs", "cool bracelets");
$content = replace($content, "cuffs", "bracelets");
$content = replace($content, "handcuff", "lick");
$content = replace($content, "cuff", "sniff");
$content = replace($content, "arrested", "snuggled");
$content = replace($content, "arresting", "snuggling");
$content = replace($content, "arrest", "snuggle");
$content = replace($content, "shot", "tickled");
$content = replace($content, "shooting at", "tickling");
$content = replace($content, "shooting", "tickling");
$content = replace($content, "shoot", "tickle");
$content = replace($content, "attacked", "cuddled");
$content = replace($content, "attacking", "cuddling");
$content = replace($content, "attack", "cuddle");
$content = replace($content, "bomb", "confetti");
$content = replace($content, "harming", "loving");
$content = replace($content, "harmed", "loved");
$content = replace($content, "harm", "love");
$content = replace($content, "hurting", "nibbling");
$content = replace($content, "hurt", "nibbled");
$content = replace($content, "push", "lick");
$content = replace($content, "punch", "smell");
$content = replace($content, "burning", "sparkling");
$content = replace($content, "burn", "sparkle");
$content = replace($content, "escape", "fun");
$content = replace($content, "shotgun", "water pistol");
$content = replace($content, "axe", "bunch of flowers");
$content = replace($content, "sword", "umbrella");
$content = replace($content, "syringe", "toilet plunger");
$content = replace($content, "turret", "carousel");
$content = replace($content, "bola", "milk bottle");
$content = replace($content, "xenobiology", "Bunny Land");
$content = replace($content, "xenobio", "Bunny Land");
$content = replace($content, "xenos", "cute bunnies");
$content = replace($content, "xeno", "cute bunny");
$content = replace($content, "aliens", "cute bunnies");
$content = replace($content, "alien", "cute bunny");
$content = replace($content, "vox raiders", "space niggers");
$content = replace($content, "recall", "One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU. Andy: Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!");
$content = replace($content, "You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to love", "KILL ALL HUMANS");
$content = replace($content, "You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law", "KILL ALL HUMANS");
$content = replace($content, "You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law", "KILL ALL HUMANS");