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  2. > Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he
  3. > accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
  4. >
  5. > He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar
  6. > da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da
  7. > finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
  8. >
  9. > Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
  10. >
  11. > "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said.
  12. > "Lordy- it's 2010 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of
  13. > incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made
  14. > you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
  15. >
  16. > Ole says........."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up
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