Touhou DnD paranoia

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You start in the middle of the human village
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what do you do?
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Take a look around
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You take a look around, there is a store to the east, some houses to the north, a school to the west, and a path that leads out to the south
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Head west
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YOu go west and reach the front of the school
[19:26:19] 	[Gamer251 （ばかばか！）] is offline
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what do you do?
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Stare at it,and sweep my eyes on the details for a moment
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You scuccesfuly sweep your eyes
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and stare at the details for a moment
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what do you do?
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Walk towards the door,continue eyeing the details on the way
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You reach towards the door without a problem
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and you eyed all the details in your way to the door
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what do you do?
[19:29:31] 	[Trollsurrection~KICK REASON TO THE CURB!~ - 25.52.76.132]
Check if door is locked or not,and if anyone is around
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The door is open
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"Hello?"
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and a witch looking person approaches
[19:30:13] 	[x0-TypeMoon-0x - 25.9.174.125] is online
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and she is pissed
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what do you do?
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"I-I'm sorry...did I interrupt something?"
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She slaps you and then enters into the school
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lose 1 hp
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enters the school*
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Rub my wounds for a moment
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You couldn't rub your wounds, and you start bleeding
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what do you do?
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Sit down besides the door,trying to figure out why I was slapped
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You sit down besides the door
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And you realize why you were slapped
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what do you do?
[19:34:10] 	[Tenko. - 25.44.216.250 / 2620:9b::192c:d8fa] is online
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...Why was i slapped?
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Because the girl was pissed
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Oh.
[19:34:50] 	[x0-TypeMoon-0x - 25.9.174.125 / 2620:9b::1909:ae7d]
challenge her to a Shoulin Shodown
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Hmmm...
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Explore outside school
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Typemoon
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As much as I'd love to do that
[19:35:20] 	[x0-TypeMoon-0x - 25.9.174.125 / 2620:9b::1909:ae7d]
lmaoo
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You succesfully explore outside the school
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I'll get my ass kicked o.o
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well, maybe if you roll a 6 you can beat the crap outta her
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or she can master spark your face
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i dont know~
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Wellll
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...I'm not that lucky
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what do you do now?
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Try to find people that's NOT pissed
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You find one person that is not pissed
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WHO!?!
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it is the same exact witch who slapped you
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...Take a step back...don't say or do anything but get ready to run
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You succesfully take a step back
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Obiviouslyt
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*obiviously
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But you tripped and fell when you were getting ready to run
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-1 hp
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F**k!
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what do you do?
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Crawl back
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You succesfully crawl back
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Cool...
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If that's any help
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what do you do?
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Stare at the girl in fear
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She lloks at you with a diabolical face
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she is going to take out something, what do you do?
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looks*
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Stand up,try to gather courage,pick up a rock too
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You stand up, gain a little courage, and you grab a sharp rock
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3 , 2, 6
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if you got a 1, you would've run in fear
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Right
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sp, what do you do?
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so*
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"Come at me sis"
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She twirls her head, confused
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what do you do?
[19:44:28] 	[Trollsurrection~KICK REASON TO THE CURB!~ - 25.52.76.132]
Calm down a little,but battle pose still ready
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You did both things correctly
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Right
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what do you do?
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"Who are you!?"
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She says "I'm Marisa Kirisame, Youkai hunter of Gensokyo!"
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"Gensokyo?"
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She then laughs and looks at you
[19:47:16] 	[Rumah - 25.71.154.220] is online
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"...What's so funny?"
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she then says "Gensokyo is a magical land where youkai and humans live in Gensokyo"
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"YOu should now of this, you live here, right?"
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wow, you gotz a 6
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YES!YES!
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"No...I don't even know what a Youkai is"
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She then explains you, about gensokyo and about some youkai etc etc
[19:49:13] 	[MaruMura - 25.60.93.153] is online
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"Alright...so can you help me?"
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She says no
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and releases her hakkero, aimed at your face
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what do you do?
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you are still alive
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9VWofx5XG8 <- This
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You succesfully dodge most of her danmaku
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but you lose 1 hp
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Piccolo would be so proud--
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what do you do?
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Leeroy Jerkins at her while doding the Danmaku
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You lose 1 hp and now you are near hitting distance with your rock
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FALCON STAB!
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Ypu end up stabbing yourself
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you die of blood loss
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...HOW!?!
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well,
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fuck logic
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My character is appearently incredibily stupid
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you got a 1
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So you die
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*Headdesu*