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  1. [20:53] * visceralVanguard [VV] began conversing with masterfulShooter [MS]
  2. [20:54] <@visceralVanguard> Byron? Are you there?
  3. [20:54] <masterfulShooter> oh SHIT
  4. [20:54] <masterfulShooter> WHOOOOO
  5. [20:54] <masterfulShooter> YO FAERZEN
  6. [20:54] <@visceralVanguard> Hello! You certainly seem to be better than the last time I talked with you.
  7. [20:55] <@visceralVanguard> How are the gun wounds treating you?
  8. [20:55] <masterfulShooter> FUCK YES THE BYRON TRAIN IS GOING FULL FUCKIN STEAM
  9. [20:55] <masterfulShooter> GUN WOUNDS ARE GONE
  10. [20:56] <masterfulShooter> HEROS DONT CARE ABOUT GUN WOUNDS ANYWAY
  11. [20:56] <masterfulShooter> AND IM GONNA BE THE BEST FUCKIN HERO IN THE GOD DAMN GAME
  12. [20:56] <@visceralVanguard> No, I suppose they wouldn't, would they.
  13. [20:56] <masterfulShooter> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIT THIS IS FUCKIN HYPE
  14. [20:56] <@visceralVanguard> Did something happen with Tarane? You seem quite the opposite of when I last talked to you!
  15. [20:57] <@visceralVanguard> I actually contacted you because I wanted to apologize for doing that to you.
  16. [20:57] <masterfulShooter> APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT FAERZEN YOU'RE THE BEST DUDE
  17. [20:57] <@visceralVanguard> ......?
  18. [20:58] <@visceralVanguard> I hardly see how belittling everything you've ever done is "the best"
  19. [20:58] <masterfulShooter> PSHHH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT SAYS RIGHT HERE THAT IM GONNA BE A HERO AND SHIT
  20. [20:58] <@visceralVanguard> While it is no excuse for what I said to you, I was stressed, distracted, frustrated, and annoyed, and I you didn't deserve what I said to you.
  21. [20:58] <masterfulShooter> GOD DAMN
  22. [20:59] <@visceralVanguard> It says here? What do you mean?
  23. [20:59] <masterfulShooter> BOOK
  24. [20:59] <masterfulShooter> ASK THE BOOK
  25. [20:59] <@visceralVanguard> I'm afraid I have no idea what you are talking about, Byron. What should I ask my book?
  26. [21:00] <masterfulShooter> I DONT KNOW IT DOESNT MATTER
  27. [21:00] <masterfulShooter> ALL THAT MATTERS IS
  28. [21:00] <masterfulShooter> FUCKIN
  29. [21:00] <@visceralVanguard> I know you're excited about something or other, but complete sentences would be really nice. :)
  30. [21:00] <masterfulShooter> THE COGS AND SHIT ARE TURNING LIKE MOTHERFUCKERS
  31. [21:00] <@visceralVanguard> I must say I am still quite confused.
  32. [21:00] <@visceralVanguard> Oh.
  33. [21:00] <@visceralVanguard> You are still using that analogy?
  34. [21:01] <@visceralVanguard> You shouldn't do that Byron. I was being sadistic and inconsiderate.
  35. [21:01] <masterfulShooter> PSHH YOU'RE STILL USING THAT ANALOGY
  36. [21:01] <@visceralVanguard> No I'm not!
  37. [21:01] <masterfulShooter> YEAH YOU ARE
  38. [21:01] <@visceralVanguard> I have never said that analogy to anyone since I talked with you.
  39. [21:02] <@visceralVanguard> What in Jurgen's name are you talking about, Byron?
  40. [21:02] <@visceralVanguard> I was offensive to you, but I would appreciate you not continually reminding me of that fact.
  41. [21:02] <@visceralVanguard> Believe me, I know how awful I was. I do not need to reminding me of what I said to you.
  42. [21:03] <masterfulShooter> I DONT CARE REALLY
  43. [21:03] <@visceralVanguard> It wasn't anything about you that made me want to keep you uninformed and out of the way. Because of the delicate situation I was thrown in, I was attempting to keep everyone away to avoid as much collateral damage as possible.
  44. [21:03] <masterfulShooter> SHIT FAERZEN IM NOT OUT OF THE WAY NOW
  45. [21:03] <masterfulShooter> I JUST HAD THAT
  46. [21:03] <masterfulShooter> whats the wooord
  47. [21:03] <masterfulShooter> THE DEPRESSED IDEA THING
  48. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> THE ONE WHERE YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND SHIT
  49. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> I ALREADY DID THAT SHIT
  50. [21:04] <@visceralVanguard> Introspection?
  51. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> BUT BAM
  52. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> THIS IS HYPE AS FUCK
  53. [21:04] <@visceralVanguard> What did you come to realize?
  54. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> IM GONNA BE THE FUCKIN HERO AND SHIT
  55. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> WELL YOU REALIZED THAT NOT ME
  56. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> BUT
  57. [21:04] <@visceralVanguard> What?
  58. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> STILL ITS GONNA HAPPEN
  59. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> PROBABLY
  60. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> IT COULD BE LIKE
  61. [21:04] <@visceralVanguard> That is the complete opposite of what I told you, Byron.
  62. [21:04] <masterfulShooter> A TRICK OR SOMETHING
  63. [21:05] <masterfulShooter> BUT IT DOESNT MATTER ANYWAY
  64. [21:05] <@visceralVanguard> How are you going to be "the hero" now?
  65. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> I CANT TELL YOU
  66. [21:06] <@visceralVanguard> Really?
  67. [21:06] <@visceralVanguard> Why not?
  68. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> I MEAN IM NOT SUPPOSED TO
  69. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> WELL THEN AGAIN
  70. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> CONSIDERING
  71. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> WHAT...you did to niiiick
  72. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> this could definitely be a trick
  73. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> hrmmmm
  74. [21:06] <@visceralVanguard> .......
  75. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> but WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME ALL THIS SHIT THEN
  76. [21:06] <masterfulShooter> then again...
  77. [21:06] <@visceralVanguard> I didn't give you anything! What are you talking about, Byron????
  78. [21:07] <@visceralVanguard> Also, Nick and I have had quite the talk, and we have worked things out.
  79. [21:08] <@visceralVanguard> I would appreciate you not hanging that over my head as well.
  80. [21:08] <masterfulShooter> YOU DONT KNOW IT YEEET
  81. [21:08] <masterfulShooter> SHIT I SAID TOO MUCH
  82. [21:09] <@visceralVanguard> Why can't you tell me anything?
  83. [21:09] <@visceralVanguard> You are quite literally spouting nonsense right now, Byron.
  84. [21:09] <masterfulShooter> uh
  85. [21:09] <masterfulShooter> YOULL KNOW EVENTUALLY
  86. [21:09] <masterfulShooter> WHEN
  87. [21:09] <masterfulShooter> SOMETHING COOL HAPPENS
  88. [21:09] <masterfulShooter> WHEN I DO SOMETHING REALLY FUCKIN HEROIC AND SHIT
  89. [21:09] <@visceralVanguard> You mean you know that I will eventually know?
  90. [21:10] <masterfulShooter> hmm
  91. [21:11] <masterfulShooter> THE POINT IS
  92. [21:11] <masterfulShooter> GET READY
  93. [21:12] <masterfulShooter> BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO DO...SOMETHING FUCKIN BALLER
  94. [21:12] <masterfulShooter> unless this is like
  95. [21:12] <masterfulShooter> reverse nick
  96. [21:12] <masterfulShooter> it could be
  97. [21:14] <masterfulShooter> faerzen would you do something like that
  98. [21:14] <masterfulShooter> no probably not
  99. [21:14] <masterfulShooter> then again
  100. [21:14] <masterfulShooter> i dont know i could be fucking something up now
  101. [21:14] <masterfulShooter> i should try the code before anything else
  102. [21:14] <@visceralVanguard> Would I do something like what???
  103. [21:15] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, you know what? I am not even going to bother trying to parse whatever it is you are excited about.
  104. [21:15] <@visceralVanguard> If you ever feel like actually saying something informative on the subject, then please do let me know.
  105. [21:15] <masterfulShooter> I CANT THOUGH
  106. [21:15] <masterfulShooter> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS INFORMATIVE
  107. [21:16] <@visceralVanguard> What?
  108. [21:16] <masterfulShooter> IS THAT IM PROBABLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING FUCKING BALLER AS SHIT
  109. [21:16] <@visceralVanguard> I knew that you were going to say that. :|
  110. [21:16] <@visceralVanguard> I beg to differ on the fact that that statement is informative, considering you usually say something along those lines almost every single time we talk, but please go ahead and do something most excellent!
  111. [21:17] <@visceralVanguard> I look forward to seeing whatever excellent thing it is you have to do.
  112. [21:17] <@visceralVanguard> Even if it does worry me that you refuse to tell me anything about what it is.
  113. [21:17] <@visceralVanguard> Please be careful, Byron, with whatever it is you plan on doing.
  114. [21:18] <@visceralVanguard> Given that you have no intentions of telling me anything helpful on that particular subject any time soon, I do have several things that I would like to say.
  115. [21:19] <@visceralVanguard> First of all, as I already said, I am sorry for railing on you so much earlier today. I was trying to keep everyone else from getting tangled in the huge mess I was stuck in, and the way I went about doing that with you was very disrespectful and pretty douchey.
  116. [21:19] <@visceralVanguard> I was basically an asshole, so sorry for that. I will try and keep a better handle on my temper.
  117. [21:20] <@visceralVanguard> Secondly, I want to tell you what I have been up to recently that I was so keen to keep everyone else away from.
  118. [21:20] <@visceralVanguard> I know you hate it when I ramble, so I will try and give you the summarized version. :)
  119. [21:21] <@visceralVanguard> Basically, Nick's mask has a powerful entity inside of it called Abyss, and Lyra stole it.
  120. [21:21] <masterfulShooter> oh thats what you meant by abyss
  121. [21:21] <masterfulShooter> that makes sense
  122. [21:22] <@visceralVanguard> She attempted to make a deal with it, that deal went horribly awry, and she found herself bound to a contract that would allow Abyss to consume her soul and the souls of everyone she killed, in addition to giving Abyss periodic control of her body.
  123. [21:22] <@visceralVanguard> I have spent most of the past 24 hours digging her out of this mess, while attempting to prevent myself or anyone else getting dragged into a similar such mess.
  124. [21:23] <@visceralVanguard> There are two possible scenarios that I am attempting to collect information about in order to ascertain which one is correct.
  125. [21:23] <masterfulShooter> wait so how would i even
  126. [21:23] <masterfulShooter> i hate masks already
  127. [21:23] <masterfulShooter> how would
  128. [21:23] <@visceralVanguard> How would you what?
  129. [21:23] <masterfulShooter> you probably know what your talking about
  130. [21:23] <@visceralVanguard> How would you get dragged into a similar such mess?
  131. [21:24] <@visceralVanguard> I was teleported against my will directly to the site of the court case and essentially cornered into participating. There is no saying what could have happened to anyone else if they knew what was happening.
  132. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> oh oh oh
  133. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> faerzen
  134. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> you should open
  135. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> your box
  136. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> i mean
  137. [21:25] <@visceralVanguard> My.... box?
  138. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> like
  139. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> deductive reasoning
  140. [21:25] <@visceralVanguard> Why do you say I have a box?
  141. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> or some shit
  142. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> because
  143. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> tarane had one
  144. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> i had one
  145. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> but we were both asleep
  146. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> so
  147. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> magic
  148. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> i mean
  149. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> fuck
  150. [21:25] <@visceralVanguard> I also have a box
  151. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> see
  152. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> look at that shit
  153. [21:25] <@visceralVanguard> I was awake when I found it, however.
  154. [21:25] <masterfulShooter> fuck i calmed down
  155. [21:26] <masterfulShooter> i need to look at the paper again so i can get hype
  156. [21:26] <masterfulShooter> one second
  157. [21:26] <@visceralVanguard> There was some sort of quick-moving shadow out of the corner of my eye that somehow managed to deposit it in my sylladex while I was in the middle of talking to Regent.
  158. [21:26] <@visceralVanguard> That fact, combined with where it has been captchalogued has made me very hesitant to even touch it.
  159. [21:27] <masterfulShooter> WHOO SHIT IM BACK
  160. [21:27] <masterfulShooter> GOTTA GET THAT ADRENALINE PUMPING
  161. [21:27] <masterfulShooter> FUCK
  162. [21:27] <@visceralVanguard> Especially considering...... well there are only two things that have occurred to me so far that it could have been, and both of them worry me quite a lot.
  163. [21:28] <@visceralVanguard> You say I should open mine? Why? Have you opened yours?
  164. [21:28] <@visceralVanguard> I have yet to even look at mine.
  165. [21:28] <@visceralVanguard> Is that what all of this is about?
  166. [21:28] <masterfulShooter> no definitely not
  167. [21:28] <masterfulShooter> i dont know what your talking about
  168. [21:29] <masterfulShooter> SHIT I FUCKED IT UP
  169. [21:29] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, so it is what this is all about.
  170. [21:29] <@visceralVanguard> I would be very, very careful with that box, Byron.
  171. [21:29] <masterfulShooter> no its not
  172. [21:29] <masterfulShooter> i dont know what your talking about
  173. [21:29] <masterfulShooter> fuck
  174. [21:30] <masterfulShooter> well shit
  175. [21:30] <masterfulShooter> you already know now
  176. [21:30] <masterfulShooter> .........
  177. [21:30] <@visceralVanguard> Is it bad that I know now?
  178. [21:30] <@visceralVanguard> I have been intending to ask my book about these boxes ever since I got them, but because of the court case, I have not had the time.
  179. [21:30] <masterfulShooter> i mean
  180. [21:30] <masterfulShooter> i think it is
  181. [21:30] <masterfulShooter> FUCK
  182. [21:31] <@visceralVanguard> Why is it bad that I know?
  183. [21:31] <masterfulShooter> FUCK FUCK FUCK DID I FUCK THIS UP
  184. [21:31] <masterfulShooter> GOD DAMN IT
  185. [21:31] <masterfulShooter> i mean
  186. [21:31] <masterfulShooter> i probably fucked this all up now
  187. [21:32] <@visceralVanguard> Why?
  188. [21:32] <@visceralVanguard> If you can tell me why it is bad that I know, I can help you fix it!
  189. [21:32] <masterfulShooter> thats like
  190. [21:32] <masterfulShooter> exactly the problme
  191. [21:32] <masterfulShooter> problem
  192. [21:32] <masterfulShooter> aww fuck man
  193. [21:33] <masterfulShooter> well
  194. [21:33] <masterfulShooter> look
  195. [21:33] <masterfulShooter> fuck i feel like this is going to keep me doing nothing if i tell you
  196. [21:33] <masterfulShooter> but i feel like i already fucked it by saying this much
  197. [21:33] <masterfulShooter> so
  198. [21:34] <Abyss[AT]> < Wow Byron fucked this up fast lol >=
  199. [21:34] <@visceralVanguard> So?
  200. [21:35] <masterfulShooter> well
  201. [21:35] <masterfulShooter> here you go
  202. [21:35] <masterfulShooter> the fucked up plan
  203. [21:36] <masterfulShooter> so
  204. [21:36] <masterfulShooter> in the box was the mask i guess
  205. [21:36] <masterfulShooter> but it was from
  206. [21:36] <masterfulShooter> the fuckin future
  207. [21:36] <masterfulShooter> well
  208. [21:36] <@visceralVanguard> What????
  209. [21:36] <masterfulShooter> from future you i guess
  210. [21:36] * visceralVanguard drops whatever he's holding and runs upstairs to his bedroom to see if the mask is still on his bed
  211. [21:36] <Abyss[AT]> < goddammit Byron >
  212. [21:36] <masterfulShooter> and then apparently me said that we would be cool or something
  213. [21:36] <Abyss[AT]> < Fucking ruins all my plans >
  214. [21:36] <masterfulShooter> which is really what makes it fake
  215. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> because i FUCKIN HATE MASKS
  216. [21:37] <@visceralVanguard> < did you seriously think there was ever any chance Byron was keeping a secret, let alone from a light player? :P >
  217. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> AND IM GONNA FUCKIN BREAK THIS HSIT
  218. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> SHIT
  219. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> FUCKIN FUCK
  220. [21:37] <@visceralVanguard> Wait, Byron!
  221. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TRAP
  222. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> BY THE FUCKIN DEATH MASK
  223. [21:37] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, calm down!
  224. [21:37] <Abyss[AT]> < I thought he could keep it secret for 2 minutes Jesus fuck >
  225. [21:37] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, I have information for you.
  226. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> although i do appreciate the grist and shit like god damn
  227. [21:37] <@visceralVanguard> Something that might help.
  228. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> also there was a code or something
  229. [21:37] <masterfulShooter> but otherwise
  230. [21:38] <@visceralVanguard> Have you tried making it yet?
  231. [21:38] <masterfulShooter> i apparently screwed up the timeline
  232. [21:38] <masterfulShooter> and screwed up my chance at doing cool shit
  233. [21:38] <masterfulShooter> which i guess
  234. [21:38] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, we can figure this out.
  235. [21:38] <masterfulShooter> is better for everyone
  236. [21:38] <@visceralVanguard> No, you didn't.
  237. [21:39] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, I know this doesn't make any sense right now, but whatever you do, PLEASE do not break that mask.
  238. [21:39] <masterfulShooter> why not
  239. [21:39] <masterfulShooter> shit you even put a smiley face on the end of it
  240. [21:39] * visceralVanguard opens the door to his room to see if the mask is still on his bed
  241. [21:39] <masterfulShooter> that just really seals the deal right there
  242. [21:39] <masterfulShooter> that makes it really fake
  243. [21:39] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, I used a smiley just earlier in our conversation
  244. [21:39] <masterfulShooter> like shit faerzen either the mask is trash or
  245. [21:40] <@visceralVanguard> "I know you hate it when I ramble, so I will try and give you the summarized version. :) "
  246. [21:40] <masterfulShooter> i mean relaly
  247. [21:40] <masterfulShooter> really there isnt a good reason for the mask existing
  248. [21:40] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, Byron, I know this is going to sound harsh, but please just listen to me and stop talking.
  249. [21:40] <@visceralVanguard> This isn't the end of the world, and we can figure it out.
  250. [21:40] <Abyss[AT]> Abyss is there
  251. [21:40] * visceralVanguard goes and sits down on the chair at his desk
  252. [21:41] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, Byron, let me continue where I left off, and hopefully we can piece things together.
  253. [21:42] <@visceralVanguard> Long story short, the court case went well for me, I ripped Lyra to shreds metaphorically speaking, and she was declared legally insane. That doesn't really mean anything other than she cannot be bound by legal contracts anymore.
  254. [21:42] <@visceralVanguard> After the court case was over is where the relevant details come into play.
  255. [21:42] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
  256. [21:42] <masterfulShooter> good for you i guess
  257. [21:42] <masterfulShooter> more magical cool shit that you did
  258. [21:43] <@visceralVanguard> No, it wasn't magical cool shit.
  259. [21:43] <masterfulShooter> i mean i did some magical cool shit in my day
  260. [21:43] <@visceralVanguard> It was sitting on a hard piece of grass being sad and stressed.
  261. [21:43] <@visceralVanguard> Really, it was quite the experience I rather wish I hadn't had at all.
  262. [21:43] <@visceralVanguard> I wasn't off busy being a hero or anything, I was quite literally caught up in bureaucratic and legal bullshit.
  263. [21:44] <masterfulShooter> which isnt being a hero
  264. [21:44] <@visceralVanguard> Doing what I do? Hell no! That's totally not heroic at all.
  265. [21:44] <@visceralVanguard> I'm bossy, I sit and think, and I try and fix problems I created.
  266. [21:45] <@visceralVanguard> That is totally un-heroic if I ever saw it.
  267. [21:45] <masterfulShooter> yeah but what do i do
  268. [21:45] <masterfulShooter> oh wait
  269. [21:45] <masterfulShooter> the answer to that question is jack hsit
  270. [21:46] <masterfulShooter> look at this
  271. [21:46] <masterfulShooter> i had a chance to do something and i obviously fucked it
  272. [21:46] <masterfulShooter> so even if it was a trap
  273. [21:46] <@visceralVanguard> No, you didn't!
  274. [21:46] <masterfulShooter> at least it would be something
  275. [21:46] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, I know this is going to sound harsh, but please shut up.
  276. [21:46] <@visceralVanguard> I am going to tell you a great deal of things you quite literally told me several days ago
  277. [21:47] <@visceralVanguard> Wallowing around in self-pity is not going to get you anywhere.
  278. [21:47] <Abyss[AT]> As Byron goes to crumple up the note in his hand he turns to see the backside of it
  279. [21:47] <@visceralVanguard> It is useful insofar that it gets you to get up and fix the problem and take action.
  280. [21:47] <@visceralVanguard> You are not useless or hopeless.
  281. [21:47] <Abyss[AT]> "Byron, you can still be a hero as long as you don't say anything else, we trust you"
  282. [21:48] <@visceralVanguard> Yeah, you may have made several mistakes that you really regret, but that isn't the end of the world.
  283. [21:48] <masterfulShooter> woah FUCK THIS IS SOME INCEPTION SHIT RIGHT HERE WHAT THE FUCK
  284. [21:48] <masterfulShooter> FUCKING FUCK
  285. [21:48] <@visceralVanguard> Hmm?
  286. [21:48] <masterfulShooter> CAN THEY TALK TO ME FROM THE FUCKIN FUTURE GOD DAMN HOLY FUCK
  287. [21:48] <masterfulShooter> NOT...NOT INCEPTION
  288. [21:49] <masterfulShooter> WHATS THAT OTHER SHITTY SCI FI GAME
  289. [21:49] <masterfulShooter> UH
  290. [21:49] <masterfulShooter> I HATE PUZZLE GAMES THEY ALL JUST BLEND TOGETHER
  291. [21:49] <masterfulShooter> THE OTHERONE
  292. [21:49] <masterfulShooter> YEAH WHATEVER YOU GET THE POINT
  293. [21:49] <masterfulShooter> FAERZEN I SHOULD PROBABLY GO BEFORE I SPEW ANY MORE INFO
  294. [21:49] <@visceralVanguard> No, Byron, please don't leave
  295. [21:49] <@visceralVanguard> I have important things to tell you.
  296. [21:50] <@visceralVanguard> If you really do have the mask with you, then you need to know this.
  297. [21:50] <@visceralVanguard> Okay?
  298. [21:51] <masterfulShooter> FINE FAERZEN YOU CAN HAVE IT YOUR WAY
  299. [21:51] <@visceralVanguard> Thank you.
  300. [21:51] <masterfulShooter> BUT YOULL HAVE TO DEAL WITH DEPRESSIVE SHIT AGAIN
  301. [21:51] <masterfulShooter> ONCE THIS ADRENALINE WEARS OFF AND I START TALKING
  302. [21:51] <masterfulShooter> REMEMBER
  303. [21:51] <@visceralVanguard> That's fine.
  304. [21:51] <masterfulShooter> SHIT THOUGH THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE
  305. [21:51] <masterfulShooter> FUCK
  306. [21:52] <@visceralVanguard> I'm your bro, remember? I'm not leaving you just because you stop yelling. I'm here no matter what.
  307. [21:52] <@visceralVanguard> Abyss is a sentient being that inhabits that mask.
  308. [21:53] <@visceralVanguard> It is nearly impossible to kill Abyss, and even if you were to somehow succeed, it would only lead to an incredible release of power and many undesirable things.
  309. [21:53] <@visceralVanguard> Killing Abyss right now is simply straight up not an option.
  310. [21:53] <@visceralVanguard> It may even be more dangerous than leaving Abyss alive.
  311. [21:54] <@visceralVanguard> I know not what this "future" information is that you have, but under NO circumstances should you attempt to kill Abyss or destroy the mask.
  312. [21:54] <masterfulShooter> SO ITS LIKE A FUCKIN
  313. [21:54] <masterfulShooter> NUKE THEN
  314. [21:54] <masterfulShooter> BECAUSE WE JUST HAVE TO TOSS THAT SHIT INTO THE SUN
  315. [21:54] <masterfulShooter> THE FUCKIN SUN
  316. [21:54] <@visceralVanguard> I do not believe it is a nuke at all.
  317. [21:55] <@visceralVanguard> Suffice it say that could be incredibly dangerous though. To everyone.
  318. [21:56] <@visceralVanguard> If you ever wanted to be a hero, destroying that mask is likely one of the ways that you could make that not happen. It is possible that I will learn otherwise--that is another of the things on my list to inquire about--but for now destroying the mask is out of the question.
  319. [21:56] <@visceralVanguard> The other thing is what Abyss said after the trial.
  320. [21:56] <@visceralVanguard> From the trial and everything before, it seemed to us as though Abyss was a malevolent entity seeking to destroy us and take over the session or something similar.
  321. [21:57] <@visceralVanguard> However, it is very possible that this is not the case.
  322. [21:57] <@visceralVanguard> Abyss told us after the trial a complicated story.
  323. [21:57] <masterfulShooter> well apparently to you me and Abyss become bros or some shit
  324. [21:57] <masterfulShooter> which is something that i already said so i dont think it counts
  325. [21:57] <masterfulShooter> right
  326. [21:57] <@visceralVanguard> You did say that already.
  327. [21:57] <masterfulShooter> if it does you can just like
  328. [21:57] <masterfulShooter> write it again on the other side or something
  329. [21:57] <masterfulShooter> shit that was crazy
  330. [21:58] <@visceralVanguard> So you mean to say that I wrote you information from the future saying that you should become friends with the mask?
  331. [21:58] <masterfulShooter> not should
  332. [21:58] <masterfulShooter> you said that i was
  333. [21:58] <masterfulShooter> in the future
  334. [21:58] <@visceralVanguard> Interesting.
  335. [21:58] <masterfulShooter> along with some other shit
  336. [21:58] <masterfulShooter> you didnt tell me anything that i would have wanted to know
  337. [21:58] <masterfulShooter> hmmph
  338. [21:58] <@visceralVanguard> The story Abyss told us, if true, would mean all of this was simply a misunderstanding.
  339. [21:59] <@visceralVanguard> That Abyss wasn't a cold malevolent entity and that instead others had taken advantage of his power and used it for destruction.
  340. [21:59] <masterfulShooter> nope thats true
  341. [21:59] <masterfulShooter> thats like
  342. [21:59] <masterfulShooter> 99 percent chance thats true
  343. [21:59] <@visceralVanguard> Just like if there is a famous gun that was known to have killed a lot of people. It isn't really that gun's fault. It is the people who use it.
  344. [21:59] <masterfulShooter> i mean did you see what he did to nick
  345. [21:59] <masterfulShooter> shit
  346. [21:59] <@visceralVanguard> What who did to Nick?
  347. [21:59] <masterfulShooter> remember that time he threw me through a wall
  348. [21:59] <masterfulShooter> remember that
  349. [21:59] <masterfulShooter> the mask
  350. [22:00] <masterfulShooter> wait no you were asleep
  351. [22:00] <@visceralVanguard> That wasn't the mask.
  352. [22:00] <masterfulShooter> classic
  353. [22:00] <@visceralVanguard> That was Nick.
  354. [22:00] <masterfulShooter> oh
  355. [22:00] <masterfulShooter> huh
  356. [22:00] <@visceralVanguard> Nick was drawing power from the mask.
  357. [22:00] <masterfulShooter> well then
  358. [22:00] <masterfulShooter> ow
  359. [22:00] <@visceralVanguard> Supposedly.
  360. [22:00] <@visceralVanguard> This is what I am trying to tell you.
  361. [22:00] <masterfulShooter> well i guess me and nick are cool now so i dont really care
  362. [22:00] <@visceralVanguard> It is entirely possible that that mask is simply a sort of bystander in all of this that gotten taken advantage of, and it is fine to be friends with.
  363. [22:01] <@visceralVanguard> It is also possible that this story is false and it is just another lie that is apart of his plan to trick us.
  364. [22:01] <@visceralVanguard> I do not know which, and I plan to try and find out.
  365. [22:01] <@visceralVanguard> So PLEASE.
  366. [22:01] <@visceralVanguard> PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
  367. [22:01] <@visceralVanguard> Be careful.
  368. [22:02] <@visceralVanguard> Now that you have told me that supposedly your box involves time travel, that corroborates both of the ideas I had for the sources of the boxes.
  369. [22:02] <@visceralVanguard> And it is entirely possible that the source of the boxes very much wishes to hurt us.
  370. [22:02] <@visceralVanguard> Possibly not.
  371. [22:02] <@visceralVanguard> But we do not know.
  372. [22:03] <@visceralVanguard> I know that you do not like being cautious, but with something as powerful as the mask and as unknown as the box, you need to be.
  373. [22:03] <@visceralVanguard> For now, act as though that box is from me, and follow whatever it is I told you.
  374. [22:03] <masterfulShooter> well its not like im going to put it on
  375. [22:03] <masterfulShooter> shit i fuckin hate masks
  376. [22:03] <@visceralVanguard> That very well may be a good idea.
  377. [22:03] <masterfulShooter> what no
  378. [22:03] <@visceralVanguard> You can talk to the mask without wearing it.
  379. [22:03] <masterfulShooter> wrong answer faerzen this mask is going in the cabinet
  380. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> it can talk to me through the fuckin cabinet if it wants to
  381. [22:04] <@visceralVanguard> You're just going to hide it and leave it at that?
  382. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> what no
  383. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> im gonna put it in the cabinet and talk to it through the cabinet
  384. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> so i dont have to see the shitty
  385. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> mask face
  386. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> or i might just cover it in toothbrushes
  387. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> i found a shit ton of toothbrushes in taranes cabinet
  388. [22:04] <Abyss[AT]> < Byron is so ignorant and adorable >
  389. [22:04] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, I would like to say that may not be an entirely wise thing to do either.
  390. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> i dont know why she has so many
  391. [22:04] <masterfulShooter> its weird
  392. [22:05] <@visceralVanguard> She is an alien.
  393. [22:05] <masterfulShooter> true
  394. [22:05] <@visceralVanguard> Perhaps they like toothbrushes a lot or use them for something else we do not.
  395. [22:05] <masterfulShooter> huh
  396. [22:05] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, Byron.
  397. [22:05] <@visceralVanguard> You say the mask is inside the box?
  398. [22:05] <masterfulShooter> wait no
  399. [22:05] <masterfulShooter> no go back to the cabinet thing
  400. [22:05] <masterfulShooter> why is that not a good idea
  401. [22:05] <@visceralVanguard> That is what I am getting to here.
  402. [22:06] <masterfulShooter> i mean im not touching it
  403. [22:06] <masterfulShooter> faerzen im not touching the fucking mask
  404. [22:06] <@visceralVanguard> If it is in fact true that Abyss is not terribly at fault for what happened while people used the mask, then Abyss has some genuine emotional wounds.
  405. [22:06] <@visceralVanguard> I would recommend doing this instead.
  406. [22:06] <@visceralVanguard> Leave it in the box.
  407. [22:06] <@visceralVanguard> Leave the box open.
  408. [22:06] <@visceralVanguard> Hold the box.
  409. [22:07] <Abyss[AT]> Byron realizes he has unconsciously been stroking the mask's feathers while listening to Faerzen... Because they're just so damn soft and fluffy and they feel just goddamned amazing!
  410. [22:07] <Abyss[AT]> Shit you should probably not touch them
  411. [22:07] <masterfulShooter> nONONO NONONONONON
  412. [22:07] <@visceralVanguard> And talk to the mask that way.
  413. [22:07] <Abyss[AT]> But COMMON SENSE BE DAMNED THEY ARE SO DOWNY
  414. [22:07] <masterfulShooter> NONONO NOONONONONONNONNNOONON
  415. [22:07] <masterfulShooter> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
  416. [22:07] <@visceralVanguard> What is the matter?
  417. [22:07] <masterfulShooter> THIS IS SOME VELVET SHIT
  418. [22:07] <masterfulShooter> GOD DAMN
  419. [22:07] <masterfulShooter> FUCK
  420. [22:07] <masterfulShooter> EUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  421. [22:08] <masterfulShooter> *awkwardly fumbling with mask*
  422. [22:08] <masterfulShooter> WHY WOULD I EVEN
  423. [22:08] <masterfulShooter> IM GOING TO THROW THIS FUCKING BOX AT THE WALL
  424. [22:08] <masterfulShooter> SHIT
  425. [22:08] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, wait!
  426. [22:08] <@visceralVanguard> Why?
  427. [22:08] <@visceralVanguard> What is wrong??
  428. [22:09] <masterfulShooter> I FUCKING TOUCHED IT
  429. [22:09] <masterfulShooter> I FUCKING TOUUUUCHED IIIIIIIIT
  430. [22:09] <masterfulShooter> WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  431. [22:09] <@visceralVanguard> Oh.
  432. [22:10] <@visceralVanguard> Byron, please calm down.
  433. [22:10] <masterfulShooter> okay mask is in the cabinet
  434. [22:10] <masterfulShooter> we can continue this conversation
  435. [22:11] <@visceralVanguard> If you are so disgusted by the mask, I would encourage you to try this.
  436. [22:11] <@visceralVanguard> Leave the mask in the cabinet, and sit across from the cabinet with the cabinet door open.
  437. [22:11] <@visceralVanguard> Then you can talk to it from a distance with it safely contained, but it isn't obscured in blackness, alone.
  438. [22:12] <masterfulShooter> why would i open the fucking door
  439. [22:12] <masterfulShooter> why would a mask care about darkness
  440. [22:12] <masterfulShooter> it doesnt even have eyes
  441. [22:12] <@visceralVanguard> It can see regardless.
  442. [22:12] <@visceralVanguard> It has the ability to sense its surroundings or something along those lines.
  443. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> wha...t
  444. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> the fuck
  445. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> okay so
  446. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> is it a person
  447. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> or is it a mask
  448. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> or should i call it abyss
  449. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> i mean that just sounds lame
  450. [22:13] <@visceralVanguard> It is a sentient being that inhabits a mask.
  451. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> i should call it like
  452. [22:13] <@visceralVanguard> If you are talking about the being inside the mask, then call it Abyss.
  453. [22:13] <Abyss[AT]> A part of Byron wants to take out the mask and just stroke it but that's really fucking weird if it's a guy
  454. [22:13] <masterfulShooter> no im gonna call it Corporal
  455. [22:14] <masterfulShooter> that is what i have settled on and that is what is going to happen
  456. [22:14] <masterfulShooter> wait theres something inside of the mask
  457. [22:14] <masterfulShooter> what
  458. [22:14] <masterfulShooter> no
  459. [22:14] <masterfulShooter> whats the word
  460. [22:14] <masterfulShooter> uh
  461. [22:14] <@visceralVanguard> You call it what you want, but know that most people and powerful entities alike don't generally like people obstinately refusing to call them by their real name.
  462. [22:14] <masterfulShooter> elaborate
  463. [22:14] <masterfulShooter> the fucks inside the mask
  464. [22:15] <@visceralVanguard> Inside? Ornate decorations.
  465. [22:15] <@visceralVanguard> I have seen them myself.
  466. [22:16] <masterfulShooter> no i mean
  467. [22:16] <masterfulShooter> you said
  468. [22:16] <masterfulShooter> the mask is alive
  469. [22:16] <masterfulShooter> is it a dude
  470. [22:17] <@visceralVanguard> It told me it identifies as such, yes.
  471. [22:18] <masterfulShooter> oh
  472. [22:18] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
  473. [22:18] <masterfulShooter> was it like a person
  474. [22:18] <masterfulShooter> or is it like a game thing
  475. [22:18] <masterfulShooter> i mean i could just be an npc
  476. [22:18] <@visceralVanguard> The latter seems more likely, but I do not know for certain.
  477. [22:21] <@visceralVanguard> Anyways, I know what I am asking here is hard and unclear on how to actually execute
  478. [22:21] <@visceralVanguard> But please be both careful and respectful.
  479. [22:21] <masterfulShooter> of the mask
  480. [22:22] <masterfulShooter> you might have to get back to me on that one
  481. [22:22] <masterfulShooter> i mean again
  482. [22:22] <@visceralVanguard> That mask could very well be very dangerous or it could very well be lonely and abused.
  483. [22:22] <masterfulShooter> apparently we get good so
  484. [22:22] <@visceralVanguard> We do not know at this point.
  485. [22:22] <@visceralVanguard> If that box was really from me.
  486. [22:22] <masterfulShooter> what if im the one to fuckin discover how much of a bro the mask really is or something
  487. [22:23] <masterfulShooter> thatd be pretty hype
  488. [22:23] <masterfulShooter> although then again that would mean i was wrong
  489. [22:23] <masterfulShooter> hmm
  490. [22:23] <@visceralVanguard> From what I have seen so far, the mask seems capable of being quite nice.
  491. [22:23] <@visceralVanguard> I have yet to discern if it is genuine of not.
  492. [22:24] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, how about this, Byron.
  493. [22:24] <masterfulShooter> what if the mask is you
  494. [22:24] <masterfulShooter> OH SHIT
  495. [22:24] <masterfulShooter> BURN
  496. [22:24] <masterfulShooter> BUUUUURN
  497. [22:24] <@visceralVanguard> The last time I asked a sentient being inhabiting an inanimate object if it was me, it killed itself.
  498. [22:25] <@visceralVanguard> So yes, I already know that being me is an incredible burn.
  499. [22:25] <@visceralVanguard> Thank you.
  500. [22:26] <masterfulShooter> woah shit
  501. [22:26] <masterfulShooter> is that not fuckin awesome
  502. [22:26] <masterfulShooter> that could be your super power
  503. [22:27] <masterfulShooter> wait no thats probably insensitive
  504. [22:27] <masterfulShooter> shit
  505. [22:27] <@visceralVanguard> Yes, it is insensitive, but that is fine. I already had quite a lengthy talk with Nick about this.
  506. [22:27] <@visceralVanguard> The talk went quite well, so it is okay.
  507. [22:28] <@visceralVanguard> I know that I'm a sadistic, manipulative, egotistical control freak, and it is time to move forward from there and work past that.
  508. [22:28] <masterfulShooter> didnt you say that
  509. [22:28] <masterfulShooter> like
  510. [22:28] <masterfulShooter> 4 days ago
  511. [22:28] <masterfulShooter> according to nicks theory of us only being here a week or something
  512. [22:28] <masterfulShooter> remember
  513. [22:29] <masterfulShooter> the first time you slept
  514. [22:29] <masterfulShooter> and then you woke up
  515. [22:29] <masterfulShooter> then you had that little thingy that we did
  516. [22:29] <masterfulShooter> remember that
  517. [22:29] <masterfulShooter> you said the same thing then
  518. [22:29] <@visceralVanguard> Yes, I do.
  519. [22:30] <@visceralVanguard> And no, I didn't.
  520. [22:30] <masterfulShooter> i mean im not trying to like
  521. [22:30] <masterfulShooter> be a jerk
  522. [22:30] <masterfulShooter> but i mena
  523. [22:30] <masterfulShooter> mean
  524. [22:30] <@visceralVanguard> Things have gotten a lot worse since then and I have learned a lot about myself since then.
  525. [22:30] <masterfulShooter> well i mean apparently you didnt and im not known for remembering shit so
  526. [22:30] <@visceralVanguard> Back then, I thought I was just egotistical and that I could just try and cover it up and it would be okay.
  527. [22:30] <masterfulShooter> oh yeah that was a thing wasnt it
  528. [22:31] <@visceralVanguard> It turns out there is a whole lot more wrong with me than just that, and over this past week, I have uncovered just how much.
  529. [22:31] <masterfulShooter> youve really evolved over the
  530. [22:31] <masterfulShooter> days
  531. [22:31] <masterfulShooter> i havent had that time for revelation
  532. [22:31] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
  533. [22:31] <masterfulShooter> nope
  534. [22:31] <masterfulShooter> havent learned anything new about myself
  535. [22:31] <masterfulShooter> wait no
  536. [22:32] <@visceralVanguard> Learning things about yourself is really quite a good thing, I think.
  537. [22:32] <masterfulShooter> yeah nope
  538. [22:32] <@visceralVanguard> It often hurts, but it is worth it to know more about who you are in the end.
  539. [22:32] <masterfulShooter> cant think of anything
  540. [22:32] <@visceralVanguard> Then if you do not like who it is you see in the mirror you can work to change that.
  541. [22:32] <masterfulShooter> who knows
  542. [22:32] <masterfulShooter> maybe corporal will fix that
  543. [22:32] <masterfulShooter> oh shit yeah i tried to not be fat
  544. [22:32] <masterfulShooter> remember how i hiked up a mountain
  545. [22:32] <masterfulShooter> and died
  546. [22:33] <@visceralVanguard> :/
  547. [22:33] <masterfulShooter> remember how i fought a giant licorice monster and almost died
  548. [22:33] <masterfulShooter> remember how i fought a bunch of sugar monsters and almost died
  549. [22:33] <masterfulShooter> so i mean i guess thats just a part of me now
  550. [22:33] <masterfulShooter> oh well
  551. [22:34] <@visceralVanguard> You certainly do love diving right into the action, that is for sure.
  552. [22:34] <@visceralVanguard> Sometimes it ends up working out, sometimes you regret some of your actions.
  553. [22:34] <@visceralVanguard> Maybe you can try to learn something from that?
  554. [22:36] <masterfulShooter> what are you talking about
  555. [22:36] <masterfulShooter> what have i ever regretted
  556. [22:36] <@visceralVanguard> You certainly seem to regret a lot when it comes to Tarane.
  557. [22:37] <@visceralVanguard> All you ever seem to say in reference to her is "shit, I fucked up."
  558. [22:37] <masterfulShooter> i mean but
  559. [22:37] <masterfulShooter> uh
  560. [22:38] <masterfulShooter> it doesnt matter
  561. [22:39] <@visceralVanguard> I am clearly *not* the person you should be talking to if you want romantic advice, however.
  562. [22:39] <masterfulShooter> i should stop bothering her anyway
  563. [22:39] <@visceralVanguard> I think that is up to you to decide.
  564. [22:40] <@visceralVanguard> I think that perhaps having a *reasonable* conversation with her might help you figure out what you should do and what she wants to do.
  565. [22:40] <masterfulShooter> no shes clearly stated that already
  566. [22:40] <@visceralVanguard> What did she say?
  567. [22:40] <masterfulShooter> about 2-3 times to do something else
  568. [22:41] <masterfulShooter> you know
  569. [22:41] <masterfulShooter> i should sto
  570. [22:41] <masterfulShooter> stop
  571. [22:41] <masterfulShooter> because i just sound lame now
  572. [22:41] <@visceralVanguard> No, you don't.
  573. [22:41] <masterfulShooter> and its important anyway
  574. [22:41] <@visceralVanguard> You don't sound lame at all.
  575. [22:41] <@visceralVanguard> You sound like you are being honest.
  576. [22:41] <@visceralVanguard> That is a very good thing to be.
  577. [22:42] <@visceralVanguard> Everybody is far from perfect, and expecting yourself to be and hiding the parts of you that aren't is never going to help.
  578. [22:42] <@visceralVanguard> I know that first-hand.
  579. [22:43] <masterfulShooter> oh man
  580. [22:43] <masterfulShooter> whoo
  581. [22:43] <masterfulShooter> that was funny
  582. [22:43] <masterfulShooter> man i could just hear his voice
  583. [22:44] <masterfulShooter> "it was all a trick all the romance all the emotions it was all fake"
  584. [22:44] <@visceralVanguard> Nick?
  585. [22:44] <masterfulShooter> i talked to him a little while ago
  586. [22:44] <masterfulShooter> you
  587. [22:44] <masterfulShooter> didnt know
  588. [22:44] <masterfulShooter> what
  589. [22:44] <masterfulShooter> arent you like in the same house
  590. [22:44] <masterfulShooter> wait shit
  591. [22:45] <@visceralVanguard> He told me you two talked.
  592. [22:45] <masterfulShooter> isnt that why he needed the toothbrush
  593. [22:45] <masterfulShooter> to talk to you
  594. [22:45] <masterfulShooter> wait what is a toothbrush anyway
  595. [22:45] <@visceralVanguard> He never told me he needed a toothbrush. I believe that was while he was still at his house.
  596. [22:45] <@visceralVanguard> I have plenty of toothbrushes here at my house for him to use, so do not bother with it anymore.
  597. [22:45] <@visceralVanguard> You do not know what a toothbrush is?
  598. [22:46] <@visceralVanguard> They are relatively archaic tools. They are essentially a small brush on the end of a stick that you use to clean your teeth.
  599. [22:46] <masterfulShooter> no
  600. [22:46] <masterfulShooter> i never needed to know
  601. [22:46] <@visceralVanguard> In our time, people had other ways of taking care of their teeth.
  602. [22:47] <@visceralVanguard> Ways that didn't involve sitting for a couple minutes and scrubbing them with plastic hairs.
  603. [22:47] <masterfulShooter> what
  604. [22:47] <masterfulShooter> that sounds so fucking stupid
  605. [22:47] <masterfulShooter> just like pills
  606. [22:47] <masterfulShooter> what the fuck
  607. [22:47] <@visceralVanguard> It really was quite inefficient.
  608. [22:47] <masterfulShooter> why would you have to swallow something hard
  609. [22:47] <masterfulShooter> when you want to stop hurting
  610. [22:47] <masterfulShooter> that is so dumb
  611. [22:48] <@visceralVanguard> Oh, Byron.
  612. [22:48] <@visceralVanguard> Speaking of Nick.
  613. [22:48] <@visceralVanguard> In about 24 hours, could you meet me at my house?
  614. [22:49] <masterfulShooter> what
  615. [22:49] <@visceralVanguard> I have a surprise for Nick, and I would like you to be there. :)
  616. [22:49] <masterfulShooter> you want me
  617. [22:49] <masterfulShooter> to fly to your house
  618. [22:49] <masterfulShooter> in twenty four hours
  619. [22:49] <@visceralVanguard> You can take the gates. They are much quicker than flying straight to my planet.
  620. [22:49] <masterfulShooter> does that mean im going to actually have to turn on the clock
  621. [22:49] <masterfulShooter> i fucking hate the clock
  622. [22:49] <@visceralVanguard> No, you do not have to if you do not want to.
  623. [22:50] <@visceralVanguard> I can simply remind you when the time is nearer.
  624. [22:50] <masterfulShooter> oh
  625. [22:50] <masterfulShooter> okay that would
  626. [22:50] <masterfulShooter> be useful
  627. [22:50] <masterfulShooter> should i bring the mask or
  628. [22:50] <@visceralVanguard> I simply want you to know in about 1 day I would like you at my house.
  629. [22:50] <masterfulShooter> also if its a surprise for nick its not a surprise for me
  630. [22:50] <masterfulShooter> so you can
  631. [22:50] <masterfulShooter> tell me what it is
  632. [22:50] <masterfulShooter> right
  633. [22:50] <@visceralVanguard> We can decide what to do with the mask when the time comes.
  634. [22:51] <@visceralVanguard> Yes, I could tell you, but I'm not! You just told me not too long ago you're not terribly good at keeping secrets. :)
  635. [22:51] <masterfulShooter> but im not talking to nick though
  636. [22:51] <masterfulShooter> i still have 1/2 of the timeline left
  637. [22:51] <masterfulShooter> im not fucking that up
  638. [22:52] <masterfulShooter> i mean you dont have to tell me
  639. [22:52] <masterfulShooter> im just not that good with suspense
  640. [22:52] <masterfulShooter> oh well
  641. [22:52] <masterfulShooter> im probably going to set up my
  642. [22:52] <@visceralVanguard> Do you have some MLG food still around your house?
  643. [22:52] <masterfulShooter> mask talk station
  644. [22:52] <@visceralVanguard> I'm sure if you are out, you can find plenty outside.
  645. [22:53] <masterfulShooter> i dont even know if my house is still there
  646. [22:53] <masterfulShooter> i wouldnt be surprised if it wasnt
  647. [22:53] <@visceralVanguard> Wait, are you still at Tarane's house?
  648. [22:53] <masterfulShooter> although hopefully if it is
  649. [22:53] <masterfulShooter> i can break into my dads room
  650. [22:53] <masterfulShooter> well...yes
  651. [22:53] <masterfulShooter> i mean i didnt want to leave with her still bleeding out
  652. [22:53] <masterfulShooter> but she seems fine now
  653. [22:53] <@visceralVanguard> You were not particularly clear earlier when I asked you what Tarane said she wanted you to do.
  654. [22:53] <masterfulShooter> so i guess i can go
  655. [22:54] <@visceralVanguard> Did she say she wanted you to give her some space?
  656. [22:54] <masterfulShooter> that is true
  657. [22:54] <masterfulShooter> well
  658. [22:54] <masterfulShooter> thats that i guess
  659. [22:54] <@visceralVanguard> Then I think it might be best to give her some space if you think she is doing okay health-wise then.
  660. [22:55] <@visceralVanguard> You can set up your mask talk station at your house then.
  661. [22:55] <masterfulShooter> going back to lolmlgar sure is going to be an experience
  662. [22:55] <@visceralVanguard> When you come to my house in about 24 hours, can you do one thing for me?
  663. [22:55] <@visceralVanguard> Can you collect some of your favorite MLG food and bring it with you?
  664. [22:56] <@visceralVanguard> I haven't had much "MLG food" being from Norway in academics, and I would like to try some of the things you like. :)
  665. [22:56] <masterfulShooter> youo want me to bring the planet
  666. [22:56] <masterfulShooter> you
  667. [22:56] <@visceralVanguard> Please don't bring the whole planet!
  668. [22:56] <@visceralVanguard> Just some bags of MLG food.
  669. [22:56] <@visceralVanguard> Bringing the whole planet seems quite impossible and ill-advised!
  670. [22:56] <masterfulShooter> faerzen what you dont realize is that
  671. [22:56] <masterfulShooter> its a fuckin planet made of food
  672. [22:56] <masterfulShooter> theres continents and shit
  673. [22:57] <@visceralVanguard> Yes.
  674. [22:57] <masterfulShooter> and climates and regions and shit
  675. [22:57] <@visceralVanguard> You can take some MLG food you happen to have lying around the house, or you can harvest some from outside!
  676. [22:57] <masterfulShooter> im gonna have to be a fuckin
  677. [22:57] <masterfulShooter> wildlife expert
  678. [22:57] <masterfulShooter> to find the good shit
  679. [22:57] <@visceralVanguard> If anyone were an MLG food expert, it would be you though!
  680. [22:57] <masterfulShooter> like im going to be a fuckin nature show host
  681. [22:57] <masterfulShooter> trekking through those woods and shit
  682. [22:58] <@visceralVanguard> That sounds about right.
  683. [22:58] <masterfulShooter> i kinda want to try a vegetable or something
  684. [22:58] <@visceralVanguard> Best MLG food nature show host right there.
  685. [22:58] <masterfulShooter> do you have any of the vegetables
  686. [22:58] <@visceralVanguard> I have plenty of those at my house!
  687. [22:58] <masterfulShooter> or the fruits
  688. [22:58] <@visceralVanguard> I have a lot of food at my house.
  689. [22:58] <masterfulShooter> well shit
  690. [22:58] <masterfulShooter> i guess we have to do a little trady thing then
  691. [22:58] <@visceralVanguard> That sounds like quite the deal!
  692. [22:59] <masterfulShooter> wait i meant to ask you something
  693. [22:59] <masterfulShooter> did you leave juice in my hood that one time i came to your house
  694. [22:59] <masterfulShooter> because i found some in my hood
  695. [22:59] <masterfulShooter> and it had like
  696. [22:59] <masterfulShooter> fancy norweigian shit on it
  697. [22:59] <masterfulShooter> so
  698. [23:00] <@visceralVanguard> You found that?
  699. [23:00] <@visceralVanguard> Yes I did!!!
  700. [23:00] <@visceralVanguard> What did you think of it?
  701. [23:00] <masterfulShooter> woah shit
  702. [23:00] <masterfulShooter> it was some delicious ass shit right there
  703. [23:00] <masterfulShooter> god damn
  704. [23:00] <@visceralVanguard> Of course it was!
  705. [23:00] <@visceralVanguard> That juice is some of my favorite.
  706. [23:00] <@visceralVanguard> That is essentially my entire childhood, right there in a bottle.
  707. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> huh
  708. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> i guess i have to bring some fuckin
  709. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> mountain dew
  710. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> straight from the tap
  711. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> although my dad might have like
  712. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> doped it up or something
  713. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> when he gave it to me
  714. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> so i might not have the same
  715. [23:01] <masterfulShooter> effect
  716. [23:02] <@visceralVanguard> Bring lots of snacks!
  717. [23:02] <@visceralVanguard> I am sure it will be excellent.
  718. [23:02] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, Byron, I know you aren't supposed to tell me anything more about the future box, so you do not have to. But I think keeping each other posted on what we learn about the mask would be a very good idea. Promise you will stay in touch about how your mask talk session goes? I will be sure to keep you posted on what I learn as well.
  719. [23:03] <@visceralVanguard> Given that the mask could be dangerous, I think it would be good to have each other's backs, just in case.
  720. [23:03] <masterfulShooter> well
  721. [23:03] <masterfulShooter> okay then
  722. [23:03] <masterfulShooter> should i be a dick or
  723. [23:03] <@visceralVanguard> You don't have to pretend like nobody ever did anything bad with the mask ever. That's just not true.
  724. [23:03] <@visceralVanguard> But try not to go out of your way to be a dick.
  725. [23:05] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, Byron, I'm glad we talked. :)
  726. [23:05] <masterfulShooter> well okay then i guess
  727. [23:06] <@visceralVanguard> Glad to hear you will at least try.
  728. [23:06] <@visceralVanguard> Hopefully it goes okay?
  729. [23:07] <masterfulShooter> i hope so
  730. [23:07] <masterfulShooter> see what i did there
  731. [23:07] <masterfulShooter> see
  732. [23:07] <masterfulShooter> it was
  733. [23:07] <masterfulShooter> a pun
  734. [23:07] <@visceralVanguard> I see!
  735. [23:07] <@visceralVanguard> Nice work.
  736. [23:07] <masterfulShooter> yeah!
  737. [23:08] <masterfulShooter> woo
  738. [23:08] <@visceralVanguard> You have in fact made the pun.
  739. [23:08] <@visceralVanguard> Before we go, I have one more thing to ask of you.
  740. [23:09] <@visceralVanguard> I know that it seems future me is okay with everything, but I want you to know that I really am sorry about what I said about the cogs and everything.
  741. [23:10] <@visceralVanguard> This mask situation is confusing and very likely dangerous, but I know that you can do this.
  742. [23:10] <masterfulShooter> you know that means a lot
  743. [23:11] <masterfulShooter> but the thing is
  744. [23:11] <masterfulShooter> you already told me i could
  745. [23:11] <@visceralVanguard> That was future me, so that doesn't count.
  746. [23:11] <@visceralVanguard> That hasn't happened yet.
  747. [23:11] <@visceralVanguard> This is current me. In this moment. Right now.
  748. [23:12] <@visceralVanguard> That isn't some thought that I will eventually have sometime town the road. This is me having that thought right now.
  749. [23:12] <masterfulShooter> shit
  750. [23:12] <masterfulShooter> this is some next level motivation
  751. [23:12] <@visceralVanguard> Just be careful. :)
  752. [23:22] <masterfulShooter> alright faerzen
  753. [23:22] <masterfulShooter> ill see you in
  754. [23:22] <masterfulShooter> a day
  755. [23:22] <masterfulShooter> or so
  756. [23:23] <@visceralVanguard> But I will talk with you soon!
  757. [23:23] <@visceralVanguard> I will be good to see you in person in a day. I will make sure I remember to remind you.
  758. [23:24] <masterfulShooter> that would probably be for best
  759. [23:25] <@visceralVanguard> Indeed.
  760. [23:25] <@visceralVanguard> Talk with you late, Byron. Have a safe trip back to LOMLGAR
  761. [23:25] * visceralVanguard [VV] bid farewell to masterfulShooter [MS]
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