Gannets was having a fairly regular day, doing his usual thing. A sprite program sat in front of his computer, as he created secret sol things. He couldn't wait to implement them. Soon it would be the time. But suddenly, before he could finish up that one last secretive and classified sprite, there was a knock at his door. "Who's there?" he asked, spinning around in his neat rolling office chair. "It is the law." responded the voice, mysterious and unknowable. Who could it be? Was it Beepsky? Ol' Harner? No. It was the one true law of the land. The stun baton master, the dude who noted himself for shotgunning down a random guy in security.

The man only known as Hufflaw. Gannets recognized his voice. But what could Hufflaw want? Why had he come to Gannets' house? How did he even find his house? Had Spacebee's doxx function finally come through? Whatever the case, the law was now in his house. Which raised its own questions, considering the front door had been locked. Oh well. "Come in," said Gannets, "by the way, how did you get into my house?"

The door slowly opened. There stood the one true law, stun baton fully erect. Electricity leaked from the top of it, sparking all over and probably making it a good stun application. Whatever the case, the sight of it certainly stunned Gannets. He smiled, his secret dream had finally come true. The law itself, at his door, ready to arrest him.

"Prepare yourself to be stunned by the law," said Hufflaw, wearing naught but his stun baton. Gannets slowly and lawfully removed his BLUE JMUPSUIT, the clashing colors and poor spriting being something he always wanted to fix. But that would have to wait. For now, his PTL sprite rose to full power, indicating his illegal actions that would soon get him beaten down and arrested by the law. But once again, not just any law, but the hufflaw.

"Prepare to be stunned," said Hufflaw as he walked up to the now excited Gannets. Gannets had broken the law, and he knew it full well. He accepted and embraced his fate. Gannets turned around, revealing his brand new special buttsprite designed to change based on what fart noise was used. Hufflaw had no such sprites, but he did have the law and the stun baton on his side. Gannets made a mental note to upgrade the stun baton sprite.

He gasped as Hufflaw stunned his butt sprite with the stun baton, still on. Hufflaw was clearly in help intent, as he did not whack himself with his baton. Slowly, but surely, Gannets was shocked by the electrical arks from the top of the baton. It was the best experience he'd had in his life. The law really did know how to arrest people. Perhaps later Hufflaw would bring his taser, too. Now that would be a day to remember.

For five minutes Hufflaw repeatedly stunned Gannets, his baton clearly varedited to have insane amounts of power. They were falling into a rhythm a double emagged beepsky could be proud of. Suddenly, Gannets' PTL laser overloaded, earning millions of credits worth of credits from a single few seconds worth of extreme power. But Hufflaw continued on unperturbed.

Gannets was exhausted, but yet he could not bring himself to stop the law. The law was simply too good to pass by. The stun baton must run out of power eventually, right? Just then, it did indeed run out of power. But now in the regular way, no, Hufflaw had it varedited again. It used up 1e06 PUs worth of power all at once, sending electrical waves shooting up Gannets. Once again, his PTL went into overload and earned even more millions of credits.

Both of them howled like banshees, but soon enough it was over. Gannets had been arrested. And soon, the law had left. Hufflaw had struck again.