crab erp

Crab Bulkhead clambers onto Crabessa's back, and starts grinding, their carapaces making a terrible; dry crunching noise. The crab's dim yellow eyes stare horribly, blankly out of the darkness of its shell..
Crabessa Bulkhead clicks, "OH BABY"
Crabessa Bulkhead clicks, "THATS TOO MUCH"
Crabessa Bulkhead clicks, "HNNNG"
Crabessa Bulkhead gets on top of Crab Bulkhead and starts pinching at his hard carapace..
Crabessa Bulkhead clicks, "LOOK AT THIS"
Crabessa Bulkhead clicks, "SO HARD"
Craban Pete clicks, "BOOM!"
Crab Bulkhead clicks, "BOOM"
(CRABAN PETE BLOWS UP)
Crabessa Bulkhead clicks, "CRAB"
Crabessa Bulkhead clicks, "SLAB"
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Edgart Tagart coughs!
Crab Bulkhead clicks, "OH GOD"
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crab Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crab Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crab Bulkhead clicks, "CLICK CLICK"
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crab Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Slab Bulkhead says, "I'M BEING MOLESTED BY CRABS"
Crab Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.
Crabessa Bulkhead pinches Slab Bulkhead.