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- >Day Jerusalem in Equestria
- >You are Amnon Tabor
- >Due to your speech difficulties a child, you could only pronounce your name, "Anon"
- >Thusly, it stuck.
- >You are only human in Equestria, on top of that, you're jewish.
- >I know, how much worse could it get?
- >Present Day
- >Wake
- >Head to bathroom for routine
- >Shit, shower, don't Shave.
- >Rub hair grease on your chest hair and don your 4-inch diameter gold medallion.
- >Head down stairs for morning breakfast after getting dressed.
- >Plus side to equestria, everything is kosher.
- >enjoying dry toast, butter is far too expensive. Don't even get you started on Jelly!
- >Knock at the door
- Must be my אנס Fluttershy.
- >she's usually around here about 8
- >At first it was cute, but eventually it got really creepy, especially if she asked if ethnic purgings were your fetish.
- >Oy, let's get this over with.
- >Answer the door
- >Fluutersyh sits on your step dressed in a robe, turban, and fake beard. Sweetie Belle was tucked under her foreleg. This seems oddly...and furiously...familiar.
- FS: Are Palestinians and child brides your fetish Anon?
- >A few seconds pass as your master race jew mind tries to process this.
- FS: So... Can we come in?
- >You call upon the power of the ancient Israeli jews. Your legal team manifests behind you as your chest hair and gold medallion Super-condense into a Uzi.
- >You hold the end of your greasy lead slinger to Islamshy's forehead.
- Drop the filly.
- >Fluttershy drops Sweetie Belle and she scuttles away as fast as her legs can carry her.
- Why. Don't. You. Come in.
- >Fluttershy perks up, unsure of were this is going.
- >You lead her inside.
- This way.
- >she follows you to your basement.
- In.
- >You motion to your patented "Palestine-hole"
- FS: Are POWs your fetish?
- >You cunt punt the yellow infidel into the hole, walk away, shut the door, and lock it.
- >Another Mark for Amnon Tabor.
- >The power of the Jew grows within you.
- >You grow to an astounding 5'9" , you're nose hooks sharper than ever.
- >You done it, you've become "The Master Jew."
- >Hitler airdrops through your roof, tackles you down and crams you into your own oven.
- >At least you're not
- >Fuckin' Fluttershy
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