Sherry One-Shots

>Be Sherry
>Taking the racist kid to see a movie
>Half because that guy needs to get away from his Xbox, half because he's kind of cute
>The minute you enter the theatre, though, you see some Saints henchman quickly turning the corner
"You know what, mate? Why don't you go get some gummy worms. I have to use the dunny, ay."
>You give Norman some money and run towards the direction of the henchman
>As soon as you turn the corner, you quietly pull a gun from your pocket
>That's when you feel something breathing against the back of your neck
"Oh, bugger."
>Suddenly, you're grabbing an arm wrapped around your neck, trying to prevent this guy from slitting your jugular
"You're gonna have to try harder than that, ay!"
>He knees you in the back
"OW! Blimey! I'm gonna feel that one in the morning!"
>You then slip out and kick him to the ground
"You think you're tougher than me, ay? I don't think you've met Sherry bloody Davis, 'ave you?"
>You step on his throat, gun pointed to his head
"Now get out of here."
>He's slow to get up, reaching for his back in pain
"I said piss off, you git!"
>He immediately runs for the exit
>Finally, it's over and you can get back to your date
>FRIEND!
>It's not a date, you're just going as friends
>As you go back around the corner, Norman's face is flush red
"Oi, somethin' the matter, ay?"
>"Y-y-you sound like you had a rough time... in there."
>You shrink
"You heard all that, then?"
>He immediately runs to the trash can and throws up
>What did he think you were... oh... awkward...
"So, er... I'll just take them gummy worms."