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Random Anon in Equestria Story

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  1. Random Anon in Equestria Story
  2.  
  3. >Be day aw who gives a shit any more
  4.  
  5. >Be chillin' under a tree with Spike like kings
  6.  
  7. "So Spike I've been meaning to ask you something"
  8.  
  9. >"What?"
  10.  
  11. "Which came first the dragon or the egg?"
  12.  
  13. >"Well that's easy the dragon of course"
  14.  
  15. "But if dragons come from eggs then wouldn't the egg come first"
  16.  
  17. >"Well maybe, but..."
  18.  
  19. "And if eggs come from dragons then the egg would have come from a dragon which would have come from an egg which would have come from a dragon which would have come from an egg which would have come from a dragon and so and so forth"
  20.  
  21. >Spike has been completely mind fucked
  22.  
  23. "I only asked you because your a dragon and you've been around other dragons once during the dragon migration so I wondered if you ever asked any dragon that question"
  24.  
  25. >"...I don't know and I never asked",He said as a look of suprise began to form on his face,"maybe we should ask Twilight she probably has a book about it or something"
  26.  
  27. >As he finishes his sentence a cascade of apples fall from the tree you both were sitting under, Applejack comes into view momentarily
  28.  
  29. >"Y'all need to head out now ah gotta clear this side of the field before sundown"
  30.  
  31. >You and spike pop your heads out of the pile of apples and look around to see your in Sweet Apple Achers
  32.  
  33. >"Wow didn't even know we were here"
  34.  
  35. "Me neither"
  36.  
  37. >You and Spike retreat back to Ponyville to let Applejack finsh her work
  38.  
  39. >You've been living in Ponyville, or as a matter of fact Equestria for some time now
  40.  
  41. >At first the idea of colorful talking horses made you think you were just on acid again except this time you weren't
  42.  
  43. >The townsfolk have warmed up to a bipedal shaved diamond dog wear pants and a T-shirt so noone really minds when you walk through Ponyville with or without company
  44.  
  45. >Except for on turquoise unicorn,...what was her name Lyra I think,always follows you from a distance with a pair of binoculars and writing down everything you do, as if studing you
  46.  
  47. >I can see her now Species: Anonicus Gender: Male Notes:He tends to be seen with a small purple dragon who I belive to be his slave
  48.  
  49. >You then playfully punch Spike on the shoulder chuckling
  50.  
  51. >"What's so funny?"
  52.  
  53. "...Oh nothing just in my own little world"
  54.  
  55. >Lyra probably wrote down what she just saw, she probably wrote child abuse and is call Pony Protective Services,you think jokingly
  56.  
  57. >"Man,you humans are weird"
  58.  
  59. "Says the dragon that burps magical notes from a sun goddess"
  60.  
  61. >"Hey my fires good for other stuff t..." Spike is cut off by a note from Celestia telling him to transport more parchment to her as she soon will be out
  62.  
  63. >You swing your head back laughing as Spikes face turns red
  64.  
  65. >"Alright, Alright look here we are at library now we can settle this arguement for good"
  66.  
  67. >You and Spike walk into the library and are greeted by Twilight Sparkle
  68.  
  69. >"Hi Spike Hey Anon"
  70.  
  71. >"Hey Twilight me and Anon have a question"
  72.  
  73. "Eeeyup", You say in your best Big Mac impression, this make Twilight giggle
  74.  
  75. >"So which came first the dragon or the egg?"
  76.  
  77. >"That's easy the egg", Twilight say confidently
  78.  
  79. >"But if the egg came first and since eggs come from dragons that would mean that dragons came first"
  80.  
  81. >"...Yes, but going by that logic the egg would come first"
  82.  
  83. "But if the egg comes from dragons then where would the egg come from?"
  84.  
  85. >"A dragon but...If eggs come from dragons and dragons come from eggs then..." she continues to mumble to herself as she looks for a book that has the answers,sadly she has none but her eyes light up with excitement like she got an idea
  86.  
  87. >"Lets ask Celestia she's at least 1000 years old so she'll know the answer", she says getting out a quill and some parchment
  88.  
  89. >Spike teleports the scroll to Celestia through his fire breath as you supress your laughter from your earlier encounter
  90.  
  91. >Minutes turn to hours as you wait for the all knowledgeable princess to answer your question
  92.  
  93. >Finally a reply has been sent
  94.  
  95. >Twilight open the scroll and you and Spike crowd around her to see what she says
  96.  
  97. >Dear Twilight my most faithful and loyal student,
  98.  
  99. >What the fuck! I can't answer this shit to save my life. Fuck you Anon for bringing up such a trival question
  100.  
  101. >Go suck a stallion long hard cock you prick
  102.  
  103. >Signed Princess Celestia
  104.  
  105. >tfw
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