Exodus I/II/III

da israelites oppressed
1 dem r' da names o' da sons o' israel Who the fuck went ta egypt wit' jacob, each wit' his muthafuckin' family:
2 reuben, simeon, levi n' judah;
3 issachar, zebulun n' benjamin;
4 dan n' naphtali; gad n' asha. 5 da descendants o' jacob numbered seventy in all; joseph was already in egypt. 6 naw joseph n' all his muthafuckin' brothers n' all dat generation died,
7 N' therez Ain't nuthin' but da israelites were fruitful n' multiplied greatly n' became exceedingly numerous, so dat da land was filled wit' 'em. 8 then a new mackdaddy, Who the fuck did not know 'bout joseph, came ta powa in egypt. 9 "look," dude said ta his muthafuckin' people, "the israelites have become much too numerous fo' us. 10 come, we must deal shrewdly wit' 'em or they gotta become even mo' numerous n', if wa breaks out, gotta join our enemies, fuck against us n' leave da country. "
11 so they put slave masters ova 'em ta oppress 'em wit' forced labor, n' they built pithom n' rameses as store cities fo' pharaoh. 12 N' therez Ain't nuthin' but da mo' they were oppressed, da mo' they multiplied n' spread; so da egyptians came ta dread da israelites
13 n' worked 'em ruthlessly. 14 they made their muthafuckin' lives bitta wit' hard labor in brick n' morta n' wit' all kinds o' work in da fields; in all their muthafuckin' hard labor da egyptians used 'em ruthlessly. 15 da mackdaddy o' egypt said ta da hebrew midwives, whose names were shiphrah n' puah,
16 "when yo' help da hebrew biatches in childbirth n' observe 'em on da delivery stool, if dat shit be a pimp, fuck his ass; N' therez Ain't nuthin' but if dat shit be a biatch, let her asshole live. "
17 da midwives, however, feared dogg n' did not do What the fuck da mackdaddy o' egypt had told 'em ta do; they let da boys live. 18 then da mackdaddy o' egypt summoned da midwives n' asked 'em, "why have yo' done dis? Why the fuck have yo' let da boys live?"
19 da midwives answered pharaoh, "hebrew biatches r' not like egyptian biatches; they r' vigorous n' give birth before da midwives arrive. "
20 so dogg was kind ta da midwives n' da people increased n' became even mo' numerous. 21 n' bcuz' da midwives feared dogg, dude gave 'em families o' their muthafuckin' own. 22 then pharaoh gave dis orda ta all his muthafuckin' people: "every pimp dat be born yo' must throw da fuck into da nile, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but let every biatch live. "





da birth o' moses

2 naw a thug o' da tribe o' levi married a levite whore, 2 n' biatch became pregnant n' gave birth ta a son. When the fuck biatch saw dat dude was a fine child, biatch hid his ass fo' three months. 3 N' therez Ain't nuthin' but When the fuck biatch could hide his ass no longer, biatch got a papyrus basket[a] fo' his ass n' coated dat shit wit' ta n' pitch. then biatch placed da child in dat shit n' put dat shit among da reeds along da bank o' da nile. 4 his muthafuckin' sista stood at a distance ta peep What the fuck would happen ta his ass. 5 then pharaoh’s daughta went down ta da nile ta bathe, n' her asshole attendants were walkin' along da riverbank. biatch saw da basket among da reeds n' sent her asshole female slave ta git dat shit. 6 biatch opened dat shit n' saw da baby. dude was crying, n' biatch felt sorry fo' his ass. “this be one o' da hebrew babies,” biatch said. 7 then his muthafuckin' sista asked pharaoh’s daughter, “shall i git n' git one o' da hebrew biatches ta nurse da baby fo' yo'?”

8 “yes, git,” biatch answered. so da biatch went n' got da baby’s mutha. 9 pharaoh’s daughta said ta her asshole, “take dis baby n' nurse his ass fo' me, n' i gotta pay yo'. ” so da whore took da baby n' nursed his ass. 10 When the fuck da child grew older, biatch took his ass ta pharaoh’s daughta n' dude became her asshole son. biatch named his ass moses,[b] saying, “i drew his ass out o' da wata. ”
moses flees ta midian

11 one day, afta moses had grown the fuck up, dude went out ta Where the fuck his muthafuckin' own people were n' watched 'em at their muthafuckin' hard labor. dude saw an egyptian beatin' a hebrew, one o' his muthafuckin' own people. 12 lookin' dis way n' dat n' seein' no one, dude killed da egyptian n' hid his ass in da sand. 13 da next day dude went out n' saw two hebrews fightin'. dude asked da one in da wrong, “why r' yo' hittin' yo' goddamn fellow hebrew?”

14 da thug said, “who made yo' rula n' judge ova us? r' yo' thinkin' o' killin' me as yo' killed da egyptian?” then moses was afraid n' thought, “what i did must have become known. ”

15 When the fuck pharaoh heard o' dis, dude tried ta fuck moses, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but moses fled from pharaoh n' went ta live in midian, Where the fuck dude sat down by a well shiiit,. 16 naw a priest o' midian had seven daughters, n' they came ta draw wata n' fill da troughs ta wata their muthafuckin' father’s flock. 17 some shepherds came along n' drove 'em away, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but moses got the fuck up n' came ta their muthafuckin' rescue n' watered their muthafuckin' flock. 18 When the fuck da girls returned ta reuel their muthafuckin' fatha, dude asked 'em, “why have yo' returned so early today?”

19 they answered, “an egyptian rescued us from da shepherds. dude even drew wata fo' us n' watered da flock. ”

20 “and Where the fuck be dude?” reuel asked his muthafuckin' daughters. “why did yo' leave his ass? invite his ass ta have somethang ta smoke. ”

21 moses agreed ta stay wit' da thug, Who the fuck gave his muthafuckin' daughta zipporah ta moses in marriage. 22 zipporah gave birth ta a son, n' moses named his ass gershom,[c] saying, “i have become a foreigna in a foreign land. ”

23 durin' dat long period, da mackdaddy o' egypt died. da israelites groaned in their muthafuckin' slavery n' cried out, n' their muthafuckin' cry fo' help bcuz' o' their muthafuckin' slavery went the fuck up ta dogg. 24 dogg heard their muthafuckin' groanin' n' dude remembered his muthafuckin' covenant wit' abraham, wit' isaac n' wit' jacob. 25 so dogg looked on da israelites n' was concerned 'bout 'em.





moses n' da burnin' bush

3 naw moses was tendin' da flock o' jethro his muthafuckin' father-in-law, da priest o' midian, n' dude led da flock ta da fa side o' da wildernizz n' came ta horeb, da mountain o' dogg. 2 there da angel o' da lord appeared ta his ass in flames o' fire from within a bush. moses saw dat though da bush was on fire dat shit did not burn the fuck up. 3 so moses thought, “i gotta git ova n' peep dis strange sight—why da bush does not burn the fuck up. ”

4 When the fuck da lord saw dat dude had gone ova ta look, dogg called ta his ass from within da bush, “moses! moses!”

and moses said, “here i be. ”

5 “do not come any closer,” dogg said. “take off yo' goddamn sandals, fo' da place Where the fuck yo' r' standin' be holy ground. ” 6 then dude said, “i be da dogg o' yo' goddamn fatha,[a] da dogg o' abraham, da dogg o' isaac n' da dogg o' jacob. ” at dis, moses hid his muthafuckin' face, bcuz' dude was afraid ta look at dogg. 7 da lord said, “i have indeed peep da misery o' my fuckin' people in egypt. i have heard 'em cryin' out bcuz' o' their muthafuckin' slave drivers, n' i be concerned 'bout their muthafuckin' sufferin'. 8 so i have come down ta rescue 'em from da hand o' da egyptians n' ta brin' 'em the fuck up out o' dat land da fuck into a wack n' spacious land, a land flowin' wit' milk n' honey—the home o' da canaanites, hittites, amorites, perizzites, hivites n' jebusites. 9 n' naw da cry o' da israelites has reached me, n' i have peep da way da egyptians r' oppressin' 'em. 10 so naw, git. i be sendin' yo' ta pharaoh ta brin' my fuckin' people da israelites out o' egypt. ”

11 N' therez Ain't nuthin' but moses said ta dogg, “who be i dat i should git ta pharaoh n' brin' da israelites out o' egypt?”

12 n' dogg said, “i gotta be wit' yo'. n' dis gotta be da sign ta yo' dat dat shit be i Who the fuck have sent yo': When the fuck yo' have brought da people out o' egypt, you[b] gotta worship dogg on dis mountain. ”

13 moses said ta dogg, “suppose i git ta da israelites n' say ta 'em, ‘the dogg o' yo' goddamn fathers has sent me ta yo',’ n' they ask me, ‘what be his muthafuckin' name?’ then What the fuck shall i tell 'em?”

14 dogg said ta moses, “i be Who the fuck i be. [c] dis be What the fuck yo' r' ta say ta da israelites: ‘i be has sent me ta yo'. ’”

15 dogg also said ta moses, “say ta da israelites, ‘the lord,[d] da dogg o' yo' goddamn fathers—the dogg o' abraham, da dogg o' isaac n' da dogg o' jacob—has sent me ta yo'. ’

“this be my fuckin' name forever,
    da name yo' shall call me
    from generation ta generation. 16 “go, assemble da elders o' israel n' say ta 'em, ‘the lord, da dogg o' yo' goddamn fathers—the dogg o' abraham, isaac n' jacob—appeared ta me n' said: i have watched ova yo' n' have peep What the fuck has been done ta yo' in egypt. 17 n' i have promised ta brin' yo' the fuck up out o' yo' goddamn misery in egypt da fuck into da land o' da canaanites, hittites, amorites, perizzites, hivites n' jebusites—a land flowin' wit' milk n' honey. ’

18 “the elders o' israel gotta listen ta yo'. then yo' n' da elders r' ta git ta da mackdaddy o' egypt n' say ta his ass, ‘the lord, da dogg o' da hebrews, has met wit' us. let us take a three-day journey da fuck into da wildernizz ta offa sacrifices ta da lord our dogg. ’ 19 N' therez Ain't nuthin' but i know dat da mackdaddy o' egypt gotta not let yo' git unless a mighty hand compels his ass. 20 so i gotta stretch out my fuckin' hand n' strike da egyptians wit' all da wonders dat i gotta perform among 'em. afta dat, dude gotta let yo' git. 21 “and i gotta make da egyptians favorably disposed toward dis people, so dat When the fuck yo' leave yo' gotta not git empty-handed. 22 every whore be ta ask her asshole neighbor n' any whore livin' in her asshole den fo' articles o' silva n' gold n' fo' clothing, which yo' gotta put on yo' goddamn sons n' daughters. n' so yo' gotta plunda da egyptians. ”