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- >"Hey uhh... Anon? Can I ask you a question?"
- “Are you able to?”
- >"Ughh. I mean, MAY I ask you a question?"
- “Sure Twiggles, whats on your mind?”
- >"Well... I was wondering something... Uhh. I don't know how to ask this... Oh shoot, I don't know how to even start. I mean what if you think I'm a weirdo or something and-"
- “Twilight, nothing you can say will make me think you're a weirdo.”
- >"Nothing? Are you so sure Anon?"
- “Ok. So maybe a few things, but the chances of you saying them are pretty low. So ask away.”
- >Twilight starts to hesitate again, but takes a deep breath and begins to ask her question.
- >"Is there something wrong with me?"
- “What are you talking about?”
- >"I mean like... How I look?"
- “No you seem normal to me, what do you mean?”
- >"Well... I don't know if you've noticed but... around this time every year, everyone's running around finding dates for Hearts and Hooves day. "
- “Oh”
- >"Yea.... well, I-I was just wondering... Why nobody ever asks me?"
- >Twilight refuses to look at you, her eyes are glued to the floor as she nervously fiddles with her hooves.
- >”A-am I. Ugly?"
- >You begin to hear her voice falter. It’s obvious she's getting more emotional than she anticipated.
- “No, of course not!” “There has to be another explanation.” “Maybe it’s because you're a princess?” "Maybe that’s intimidating to some people." "Hell... I don't know.”
- >You scratch your head, not knowing what to say to her.
- >"Do...do you think I'm ugly?"
- >You bend down and gently rub her mane. She looks up at you for your answer.
- “No, Twilight, of course not.” “I think you're a cute little pony.”
- >"Cute? m-me?"
- “Yea, whoever gets you will be one lucky stallion.”
- >She tries to hide her blush, but she's doing a terrible job of it.
- >"Do you think...If nobody asks me..."
- >She takes another deep breath, trying to draw in courage.
- >"Do-you-kinda-wanna-maybe-go-out-with-me-for-hearts-and-hooves-day-or-something!?"
- “Sure Twilight, I got nothing planned on Heart and Hooves day.”
- >Hearing you accept her offer made her mood turn a 180, as her brain dumped large amounts of dopamine into her system.
- >”Ohh thank you Anon!”
- >She practically shout for everyone to hear, while she pulls you into a hug.
- >Ah shit you weren’t expecting a hug.
- >You also weren’t expecting her to be so loud.
- >Your eyes dart around to find ponies of all ages staring at their princess shout and hug you for seemingly no reason.
- >Shit man you’re on!
- >Reaching around to return Twilight’s hug, your brain thinking of words to force into your voice box.
- >But before that could happen, Twilight’s dopamine high wore off, as she quickly pulls herself away from you.
- >”Oh geez I’m- I didn’t- I mean- I” she stutters, with brightest blush you’ve ever seen made.
- >She also can’t seem to contain her body movement, as she fidgets uncontrollably and her wing kept flexing and un-flexing.
- >Yep embarrassment is hitting her.
- >”I-I- um see you tomorrow!” she manages to blurt out before warping somewhere else.
- >Well that’s one problem down.
- >Looking up you still a large amount of ponies staring at you.
- “Got a date for Hearts and Hooves day” you awkwardly address the crowd
- >Some burst into cheers and heartfelt “awws”
- >Some (mostly the young stallions) snorted and shook their heads, probably disgusted that their princess choose you instead of them.
- >Others stopped giving a fuck and continued on their business.
- >With that dealt with you release a sigh you didn’t know you were holding.
- >Well at least tomorrow will be interesting.
- >Next day.
- >Alright faggot there is nothing to this.
- >You’re just taking a talking, multicolor, miniature horse to the Ponyville Hearts and Hooves day festival.
- >As friends, nothing else is gunna happen tonight.
- >You stare at yourself in the mirror.
- >You’ve been having this mirror prep talk for almost a day and a half since yesterday.
- >Your nerves are still fucking shot, like you’ve been sentence to death by firing squad.
- >Okay so not really, and maybe you’re over reacting, but this is still a position you would rather not be in.
- >You only said yes to be polite, but then you should have realized that being polite means so much more here than it does back on Earth.
- >You’ve been here a year and you still have some echo of home sickness.
- >Not that living here in Equestria is bad.
- >It’s just you have yet to get use to the local populace.
- >Well at least in a dick rising way anyhow.
- >It might be because you throw ponies into two groups.
- >One is cuddly and adorable, the other is shut the fuck up you’re annoying the piss outta me.
- >Unfortunately Twilight is in the former, and you refuse to have lewd thoughts about her.
- >So one more time faggot there is nothing to this.
- >Once the sun went down and you started to hear the festivities begin to pick up, you decided it was time to freshen up for your da-friendly activity.
- >After a brief shower you put on your sharpest tux crispest tie.
- >Making a detour to your mirror one last time, you give yourself a once over.
- >Damn you look good, but you hope you aren’t overdressed.
- >Well that enough time spent in front of a mirror for more than one life time.
- >Pulling away from your mirror, you make way toward the front door.
- >As you pass your sofa you pick up a box of chocolate and a bundle of roses.
- >You don’t know when you had time to get them before hand, as prep talk occupied most of your thoughts, but hey at least you have them.
- >Hopefully this is seen as a friendly gesture and nothing more, but realistically doing this will lead to something more.
- >Fuck it, it’s too late to back out now, you and Twilight are gunna have a blast tonight.
- >Opening your door, you are greeted by a loud blast of music setting the stage and mood for tonight, as various groups of ponies walk the street.
- >Closing your door, you start walking to the castle to pick up your friend.
- >Walking through the crowded streets gave you some time to come up with a game plan.
- >First you tell her that the two of you is just friends and this isn’t a date.
- >Second run like hell as the town militia chase you with pitch forks and torches out of town because you made Twilight cry on Hearts and Hooves day.
- >No doubt that’s a crime punishable by death.
- >No, let’s not just drop a nuke all over Twilight’s heart.
- >Fuck you hope she wearing something silly like a dinosaur costume, make this whole we’re friend thing easier.
- >Reaching the castle you find yourself somewhat gawking at how out of place it is.
- >I mean it’s a castle made up of crystals in the shape of a tree, who the hell thought of that?
- >You were told Twilight once lived in a tree that double as the town’s library.
- >Until some bull centaur thing from hell Kamehameha it into the ground.
- >And you’re stalling.
- >Come on man it just a small horse that asked you to accompany her for one night, stop being such a pussy.
- >Kicking yourself in gear you walk to the double doors, as you were getting ready to knock, the door suddenly opened.
- >Not Alfred the pony butler answer the door.
- >”Sir Anonymous?”
- “Yes that’s me”
- >With a short nod he moves aside and gestures to come in with left hoof.
- >Taking his invitation you walk through the open door, and stare at your surroundings, while not Alfred closes the door.
- >Yep just like every fantasy novel, big foyer, bigger stairs that branch in two directions leading to god knows where.
- >”If you please wait here a moment while I retrieve Princess Twilight Sparkle.”
- >Not Alfred bows like a sir, before going upstairs, leaving you with your thumb up your ass.
- >You figure it will take a while seeing how Twilight lives in a castle, there probably hundreds of rooms-
- >”DON’T YOU DO IT SPIKE!”
- >”DO WHAT TWILIGHT?”
- >"YOU KNOW WHAT!”
- >"MMM I DON’T THINK I DO!"
- >Well that train of thought was soundly shattered.
- >Not to long after the shouts, you see a small purple lizard come running from the right stairway giggling like a madman.
- >Deciding the stairs are for plebs he jumps on the hand rails, and slides the rest of the way down.
- >Using his forward momentum to carry him, he stopped squarely at your feet.
- >You were told Twilight had a pet dragon, but you were expecting a giant fire breathing death machine, not Liz from the Magic School Bus.
- >Stifling his laughs as best could he turns his head upwards to look you in the eyes.
- >”Have you Sir Anonymous, the most gallant knight in all the land, come to talk our fair maiden Twilight Sparkle on a round of courtship on this special occasion?”
- >The fuck is going on right now?
- >”I DON’T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW SPIKE!”
- >Hearing this manage to get another giggle out of the little dragon.
- “Um yes.”
- >Wait what courtship!
- >But before you could say anything Spike turn 180 degrees.
- >”OHH fair maiden, Sir Knight Anonymous has come to whisk you away on this night filled with love!”
- >”Must you make him wait before he can lay his eyes upon thine beauty?”
- >You hear Twilight groan after Spike put her the spot like that
- >Yep tonight is gunna be interesting.
- >There was a long silence before you could faintly hear the soft clicks of metal on tile.
- >Then silence once more.
- >Spike impatiently taps his foot.
- >”Oh come on Twilight, I’m going to be a hundred years old, and Anonymous is going to be a skeleton at this rate.”
- >”I’m coming alright!”
- >Well at least she sounds closer than before.
- >Not long after that, you hear Twilight’s steps again.
- >And the first thing you see is a horse shoe, and not just any normal horse shoe either.
- >It was a dark blue color that fades to silver midway through, and the sides it was studded with sapphires.
- > The next thing to appear was Twilight head.
- >You can see her part of mane was braided into a hoop, with the rest of it ended with a small pony tail.
- >A Silver tiara rest neatly atop her head, with one big sapphire in the middle.
- >As Twilight kept walking you finally got to see her dress.
- >It is the same color as her horse shoes, but as an added effect, there was silver glitter on the dark blue part and dark blue glitter on the silver part.
- >The dress is short in the front show the lower part of her forelegs, and got longer in the back, the hem just mere inches of the ground.
- >It was tied around her neck, which allow the back to be opened all the way down to her flank.
- >Goddamn it why couldn’t she have just worn the dinosaur costume.
- >While Twilight was getting closer to you, you couldn’t keep your eyes off her.
- >You couldn’t see it but Spike has the largest shit eating grin right now.
- >When Twilight made it within a respectable distance from you she stopped
- >Her eyes looking at everything but you, her body a bit shaken, she keep pick up her right hoof until it’s almost off the ground, just so she could put it back down again.
- >When Twilight finally looks at you, her mouth quivering, before meekly asking
- >”How do I look?”
- >Radiant, Beautiful, Stunning, Alluring, Gorgeous, DAAAAYUM.
- >No brain we can’t use those words, we’re just friends remember.
- >Fuck that give credit where due man.
- “Wonderful” you manage to cop-out without taking time.
- >Twilight’s ears rise after hearing your complement
- >A blush also spreads across her face, and she fluffs her wings.
- >”T-thanks Anonymous” she says shyly with a smile
- >”But I think Rarity went a little overboard.”
- >”Nonsense!” Spike decide to interject.
- >Twilight turns her head to address Spike.
- >”But everyone will look at.”, her eyes quickly flick from him to you and back again, “A-at us.”
- >”And?” Spike couldn’t have said that anymore deadpan even if he tried.
- >”Besides you’re Princess Twilight Sparkle, everyone was going to look anyways no matter what you wore, and ponies are gunna want to know who your suitor is.”
- >Shit the paparazzi is going to eat you two alive.
- >Apparently Twilight had the same thought, because her eyes flatten and she shuddered.
- >”Oops shouldn’t have said that last part, oh well live and learn.”
- >As Spike is speaking he digs his claws into your pants leg, and spins you comically around until you stop, facing towards the door.
- >Huh when did not Alfred get here?
- >”Come on you two, you’ve burned enough nightlife hours standing around doing nothing!”
- >You see Spike Pushing Twilight, forcing her to walk.
- >Following after them, not Alfred opens the door, and you both step outside.
- >”Oh and Anonymous.”
- >You and Twilight turn around to look at Spike standing in the door way.
- >You swear that grin never leaves his face.
- >”I don’t want Twilight to come home tonight!”
- >That easily got a blush out of both you, and before anything could be said.
- >”OkayIloveyoubuhbye!” Spike franticly waves his hand, before slamming the door and locking it.
- “So what have you been teaching him these last few years?”
- >”What I didn’t teaching any of that!” Twilight’s blush intensify.
- >Alright you got to admit, it’s fun messing with Twilight.
- “I’m just messing with you Twilight, I’m sure you’re an excellent teacher to the young.”
- >Twilight only response to your complement is to tense up, says nothing, and replace the purple coat around her face with red.
- >Stop being adorable!
- >I’m just trying to be friendly!
- “Alright Twilight loosen up those joints.”
- ”There’s going to be a lot of walking, dancing, and carnival games by the end of the night.”
- “And we’re wasting time standing in front of your door, so let’s get started right.”
- “Here you go” you give Twilight the roses and chocolate.
- >She takes your gifts with a gasp
- >”Thank you Anonymous, but you didn’t need to get me these”
- “Yes I did, it’s part of the rules, oh and call me Anon much faster that way.”
- >She looks at you for a moment, before panic swept her off her hooves.
- >”Rules?” “What rules?!” “When did they make rules?!” “Why didn’t anyone tell me about these rules?!” “Where can I read about these rules?!”
- “Whoa, whoa calm down Twi, the rules are mostly a guy thing so don’t worry about em.
- >This seems to pull her out of her panic attack.
- >”Are you sure, aren’t there any rules for mare?”
- “Yeah there is one rule for mares.”
- >Before she could explode a million and one questions.
- >You drop to one knee, and reach out with you left hand.
- >Your hand makes contact with her neck, and you begin to gently scratch.
- >You’ve read that horses liked getting their neck scratched, it should work on ponies too.
- >Lo and behold it does.
- >Twilight melts in your hand
- >Quivering from your touch, she unexpectedly lets out a small moan.
- >Wow she’s really getting into it.
- >To Twilight’s dismay, you remove your hand, as you stand up.
- “The only rules a cutie like you has to worry about is having fun and enjoying the night. You tell her with a smile.
- “Come on Twi let’s get outta here.”
- >You turn towards Ponyville, as you both start walking to the night started in earnest.
- >You’re glad Twilight has 24/7 access to her own train for her personal use.
- >You both board, and grab a seat waiting on the train to get a move on.
- >You sit down with you left arm hanging over the back of the seat, while Twilight sits a respectable distance from you.
- >There is a silence between the two of you.
- >Which is odd see how earlier you both had no problem speaking to each other.
- >Maybe she thinking about something?
- >While you were in thought, the train started to move, and begins its journey towards Ponyville.
- >Sadly the train cart remains devoid of any conversation.
- >Shit you wish you know what to talk to her about.
- >Really you only know through word of mouth and looks alone.
- >Which is why you’re trying the whole “let’s be friends” angle.
- >But it’s kind of obvious that Twilight wants more than that.
- > And you’ve been playing off that to get through the night.
- >Which makes you a shitty person.
- >Well that ends ri-
- >Before you could finish that thought.
- >Twilight invades your personal space, and leans her body against yours, and rest head on your chest.
- >Turning your head downward, your eyes meet hers.
- >For a moment you’re breathless and thoughtless.
- >The longer you stare into her violet irises, your heart beats faster.
- >So she was thinking on how far she should go.
- >Pushing it to the limit with the boldest move she could make without kissing you.
- >Well it looks like cupid wins.
- >It would be easier to stop resisting and just fall in love with purple alicorn.
- >Although you’re not going to let have all the fun.
- >Taking your hand off the seat, you wrap it around Twilight’s waist, and pull her closer to you.
- “Comfortable?’
- >Twilight releases the breath she was hold in, and adjusts herself letting more of her body rest against yours, while never breaking eye contact with you.
- >”Yes” she says with a smile.
- >Looks like you’re going down the Twilight route, but you still know little to nothing about her.
- “Hey Twi what is your favorite thing to do for fun?
- >For the remainder of the train ride you got to know who Twilight Sparkle is from her own mouth, instead from the mouths of other.
- >You learned that Twi favorite time sink was time spent with her friends, no matter how silly, chaotic, or life threating.
- >If she can’t hook up with any of her friends, then she hunkers down either in her room, or the castle’s library with several book, all over different subjects.
- >Even though Twilight tries her damnedest to keep her enthusiasm about literature to a minimum.
- >She still nerd out on a few authors and novals, then she would shut her mouth with a blush.
- >Too bad for her, you like when she does that.
- >She just gets so into it, and every inch of her being is just vibrate ecstatic when trying to explain the author ideology.
- >It was fucking adorable.
- >Twilight also asked her far share of questions.
- >Even though you don’t have the same admiration for literature as Twilight does, you still name off a few authors that you liked back on Earth.
- >When you had any time to yourself, you spent it keeping in shape.
- >Now you aren’t McBuff McLarge, but you aren’t a slouch either.
- >Just in the middle was good enough for you.
- >And when you’re not doing that, you are on the computer (which somehow got here, with working Wi-Fi, but hey you’re not complaining.)
- >Of course Twilight asked what a computer was, how does it work, what does it look like, etc.
- >But you promised her after tonight, you’ll show her everything she wants to know in full detail.
- >While you two were talking, you felt the train start to slow down.
- >Look out the window you see that the Ponyville train station was steadily approaching.
- >Damn that was fast.
- >It only takes a few moments for the train to reach the station, and come to a complete stop.
- >The conductor emerges from the pilot into your car.
- >”We have arrived at Ponyville station, all passengers depart safely, and have a happy H&H day!”
- >As he was talking, he opened the side door to your car, and stepped back.
- >You and Twilight get up from your seats, and head out to find.
- >An empty train station.
- >The fuck?
- >Where are the paparazzi?
- >The cameras going wild with flashes trying to get the princess and her date in an awkward pose?
- >There isn’t even an out of place cardboard bush anywhere in sight
- >”Anon?”
- >Twilight’s voice brought you back to the real world.
- “Oh sorry, just thinking on what to do first.”
- >Twilight ponder for a moment before responding.
- >”Well I’m a little hungry, so dinner might be a good place to start.”
- “Awesome, didn’t think you got reservation for tonight.”
- >”I don’t, but I know a place that doesn’t need a reservation, come on lets go”
- >With that Twilight makes her off the platform, with a very obvious spring in her step
- >You follow behind, thankful that Twilight had some place in mind for dinner.
- >Because the only place you eat at on a daily basis is a sandwich shop.
- >Not the most romantic spot now is it?
- >Twilight takes you to a place called “Leeks Get Eat”.
- >It was built similarly like a log cabin only bigger.
- >But there is a problem here.
- >There are no lines.
- >It’s H&H day, there should at least a line in front of every restaurant.
- >”I really do love this place.” Twilight says, as she walk starts walking.
- >You follow behind her as she speaks
- >”No lines, no reservations, and most importantly it’s amazingly quite here, makes it the perfect place to eat lunch and read a good book.”
- >”Ponyvilles precious diamond in my opinion”
- >As you both approach the doors, you try to get a head of her to open the door like a gentleman.
- >But Twilight just open the doors with her magic.
- >Well okay then, see if I pull your chair out for you.
- >… Ah who the hell are you kidding, you’ll still do it.
- >Once you are both inside, you can see why Twilight loves this place.
- >Holy shit this place is comfy.
- >A fireplace filled the room in a warm, and bright.
- >Serene music played in the background, a stark contrast to the blaring fanfare outside.
- >The furnishing was like every big game hunter wet dream.
- >Well minus the trophies.
- >And much more tables and booths.
- >Looking around, you mostly see the older population of ponies here.
- >Would explain the why everything is trying to be as tranquil as possible
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