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SusanTheGreat

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Feb 13th, 2013
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  1. HEY GUYS
  2. I'M GONNA WRITE A STORY FINALLY
  3.  
  4. >Time for another great day
  5. >Working as an artist sure has its perks
  6. >Or not
  7. >All your art is shit, You're not pleased with anything you've done
  8. >Yet, some people seem to like your shit, so you draw every day
  9. >It's a fucking sickness
  10. >You dropped out of high school and have pretty much fumbled around in life
  11. >You're too lazy to get a good job
  12. >The only thing that can make you any money, even remotely, is drawing
  13. >You've been working on this Battletoads picture lately
  14. >It's very close to being done, too
  15. >All that's left is to color certain parts, here and there
  16. >You only just woke up, so you decide it's time for breakfast
  17. >It's a battle between Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry
  18. >You've been standing there for more than a few minutes, scanning the three breakfast cereals
  19. >Then, you're overcome by what may be your greatest idea you've ever had
  20. >You grab all three, open all three boxes, and dump copious amounts of colorful breakfast cereal into your ceramic bowl
  21. >Oh fuck nigger
  22. >You grab your spoon
  23. >Don't forget the milk
  24. >You empty a fucking litre of milk into this bowl, and prepare for the greatest ride of your life
  25. >You lift your spoon to your mouth
  26. >It's time
  27. >You take a bite
  28.  
  29. End for right now
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