Intro

	Here I am, face to face with a beast said to be as tall as the tallest of mountains, with arms as sturdy as the largest Ironwood trees, claws as sharp as the most costly and most dazzling of swords, those owner and seldom used by royalty, with the strength of a million men and the wits of a million women; and I am selling this exaggerated man my soul. But how I ended up in this situation is a story other people need to hear, if they wish to live the life of excitement and danger as I do.