The R Men explore Hot Topic

Rafael Diaz and River Butterfly were adventuring through the dangerous jungle known only as "Hot Topic" to get Star a "Robot Unicorn Attack" t-shirt. Star would've gone herself, but she insisted that the two fathers go together. A family bonding experience Marco chimed in.
"So what exactly is a Robot Unicorn Attack? Have your people been able to record moments of any attack and then sell it to children as clothing?" King Butterfly asks an extremely bored looking employee.
She slowly pops her gum. "Sir, you've lost me. Let me just ask Dan if he knows what you're talking about." The coldest topic of a register girl pulls out a walkie-talkie at the speed of molasses.
Mr. Diaz quickly interjects. "Ah no that's alright. I think I found the section of the store we're looking for." He quickly pulls aside the confused Butterfly to where the shirts lay. Waiting for some unfortunate soul to buy 'em in high school and regret even owning it in College and later on.
"Rafael, are you sure this is where we can find such a shirt?" The king inquires, completely unfazed from being pulled aside. "Something with such a magnificent title can't be this easy to retrieve."
The Spanish family man chuckles. "We're in echo mall, your highness. Nothing is easy to get around here." He outstretches his arms making sure that the royal blonde only sees the many, many shirt racks. "We have to search through all of these randomized shirts. There is barely any order here, so we'll split up. I'll handle the robot side and you handle the unicorn side."
River nods his head and immediately starts searching through his pile.

<After 19 minutes of searching>
"HOW CAN THERE BE SO MANY SMALL PONY CLOTHS BUT NO ROBOTIC ONES?!" The king exclaims. Two quite chunky, acne ridden men bolt out of the store. Dropping various pony memorabilia on the floor.
Rafael, startled, quickly calms his heart and responds. "I haven't seen any of what I was looking for either. Just lots of Gundam shirts." The burly tan father puts his hand under his chin. "Maybe it's in the attack section?"
After a quick check through tons of bloody styled shirts was the fated prize.
"Oh-ho! So this is the shirt my daughter was looking for? Not quite what I expected, but impressive non-the-less. I'll see if I can get one for King Pony Head. He'll love this!"
River quickly looks for an employee who isn't chewing gum to ask for a larger size. Only for all of them to have a confused expression when asked about the size of the request. Dad-urfly goes to Rafael and just waits in line next to him. Grumbling that he won't give this shop a "king's tip".
Father Diaz pays for the shirt and walks out with his amigo, no more shenanigans following.
They two decide to just head home after grabbing some king-sized pretzels. The ride doesn't take too long. Giant lions are quite fast and disciplined when they're trained well and not lion around.

"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY" the wives and children of the returning heros cheer. It seems like the smiles of everyone could go on for miles. Star runs in and tackles her pops. Pulling out a handmade hunting spear. King River hugs his daughter like she's just got back from a 4 year college. Queen butterfly eyes the spear with a questioning raised eyebrow but just smiles. It's his day to receive gifts. It's not like he'll use it behind her back to go hunting instead of giving throne posture lessons to up and coming princes.
Marco shows his papa a fanny pack. But before he handed it off, the safe boy pulled open the zipper and reached in. In his hands were multiple items. An emergency poncho bag with 8 ponchos packed inside, hand sanitizer, a flare revolver, a mini first aid kit, and father's day card. Rafael embraces his son, with a bit too much force that yells out "Dad! Too much!" Angie probably having the biggest smile, enjoying the love of her two men.
The party commences like you would imagine a Spanish and Royal family celebrating. Everyone in the living room watching futbol/soccer with Diaz style Nacho Cheese and Nachos combo. After hours of yelling at the TV, both kids have went to bed and the wives are snuggling their respective husbands.
"Today was quite a fun day, Rafael." The tired but still energetic King declares. "It's too bad this event happens once every Earth year."
"You can come anytime you want, River." Replies the Diaz man. "Just make sure you let both Star and I know before hand. Maybe you can take me to a jungle instead."
Both Dads laugh.
"It's pretty late, instead of heading home, you can take the other guest room we have. Just don't turn it into a mini castle like your daughter did." Rafael chuckles.