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- X windows:
- Accept any substitute.
- If it's broke, don't fix it.
- If it ain't broke, fix it.
- Form follows malfunction.
- The Cutting Edge of Obsolescence.
- The trailing edge of software technology.
- Armageddon never looked so good.
- Japan's secret weapon.
- You'll envy the dead.
- Making the world safe for competing window systems.
- Let it get in YOUR way.
- The problem for your problem.
- If it starts working, we'll fix it. Pronto.
- It could be worse, but it'll take time.
- Simplicity made complex.
- The greatest productivity aid since typhoid.
- Flakey and built to stay that way.
- One thousand monkeys. One thousand MicroVAXes. One thousand years.
- X windows.
- X windows:
- It's not how slow you make it. It's how you make it slow.
- The windowing system preferred by masochists 3 to 1.
- Built to take on the world... and lose!
- Don't try it 'til you've knocked it.
- Power tools for Power Fools.
- Putting new limits on productivity.
- The closer you look, the cruftier we look.
- Design by counterexample.
- A new level of software disintegration.
- No hardware is safe.
- Do your time.
- Rationalization, not realization.
- Old-world software cruftsmanship at its finest.
- Gratuitous incompatibility.
- Your mother.
- THE user interference management system.
- You can't argue with failure.
- You haven't died 'til you've used it.
- The environment of today... tomorrow!
- X windows.
- X windows:
- Something you can be ashamed of.
- 30% more entropy than the leading window system.
- The first fully modular software disaster.
- Rome was destroyed in a day.
- Warn your friends about it.
- Climbing to new depths. Sinking to new heights.
- An accident that couldn't wait to happen.
- Don't wait for the movie.
- Never use it after a big meal.
- Need we say less?
- Plumbing the depths of human incompetence.
- It'll make your day.
- Don't get frustrated without it.
- Power tools for power losers.
- A software disaster of Biblical proportions.
- Never had it. Never will.
- The software with no visible means of support.
- More than just a generation behind.
- Hindenburg. Titanic. Edsel.
- X windows.
- X windows:
- The ultimate bottleneck.
- Flawed beyond belief.
- The only thing you have to fear.
- Somewhere between chaos and insanity.
- On autopilot to oblivion.
- The joke that kills.
- A disgrace you can be proud of.
- A mistake carried out to perfection.
- Belongs more to the problem set than the solution set.
- To err is X windows.
- Ignorance is our most important resource.
- Complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems.
- Built to fall apart.
- Nullifying centuries of progress.
- Falling to new depths of inefficiency.
- The last thing you need.
- The defacto substandard.
- Elevating brain damage to an art form.
- X windows.
- X windows:
- We will dump no core before its time.
- One good crash deserves another.
- A bad idea whose time has come. And gone.
- We make excuses.
- It didn't even look good on paper.
- You laugh now, but you'll be laughing harder later!
- A new concept in abuser interfaces.
- How can something get so bad, so quickly?
- It could happen to you.
- The art of incompetence.
- You have nothing to lose but your lunch.
- When uselessness just isn't enough.
- More than a mere hindrance. It's a whole new barrier!
- When you can't afford to be right.
- And you thought we couldn't make it worse.
- If it works, it isn't X windows.
- X windows:
- You'd better sit down.
- Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
- Why do it right when you can do it wrong?
- Live the nightmare.
- Our bugs run faster.
- When it absolutely, positively HAS to crash overnight.
- There ARE no rules.
- You'll wish we were kidding.
- Everything you never wanted in a window system. And more.
- Dissatisfaction guaranteed.
- There's got to be a better way.
- The next best thing to keypunching.
- Leave the thrashing to us.
- We wrote the book on core dumps.
- Even your dog won't like it.
- More than enough rope.
- Garbage at your fingertips.
- Incompatibility. Shoddiness. Uselessness.
- X windows.
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