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Lost in Time Chapter 1

Dec 31st, 2012
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  1. >Day time in Equestria
  2. >Wake up
  3. >Shit and shower
  4. >walk downstairs to make food
  5. >There's a knock on the door
  6. >Open it
  7. >Fluttershy stands there with a clock
  8. What fetish do you have for me to decline today?
  9. >"Twilight gave me this to help me find you're fetish!"
  10. >Shes really excited
  11. Okay? That didn’t answer my question. What is that?
  12. >”Twilight said it was a…’Instantaneous time teleporting device’ “
  13. So a time machine?
  14. >”Yeah.”
  15. That isn’t even anything sexual.
  16. >”Just wait.”
  17. >She turns the clock over and starts poking at it with her hooves
  18. Are you sure you know how to use that?
  19. >”Yeah…well, not really. I think I just do this…”
  20. >She pushes a red button on the back and now you are standing in a field
  21. What the fuck?
  22. >Fluttershy is gone
  23. >You look around
  24. >It’s still Ponyville…and it doesn’t look that different…
  25. >Except your house and Fluttershy’s cottage aren’t there
  26. >You have no idea what to do
  27. >You sit next to a tree
  28. Well fuck.
  29. >You hear singing
  30. >That’s not a new thing in Equestria but the voice is surprisingly familiar
  31. >You stand up and lean around the tree trying to hide yourself
  32. >A cute long legged and awkward looking Pegasus is singing while surrounded by animals
  33. What the fuck…
  34. >You whisper to yourself
  35. >Then there’s an explosion
  36. >You jump in fear
  37. >And fall into a bush
  38. >The squirrel there took off fucking terrified
  39. >You can’t move
  40. >Guess you have to scare the hell out of this filly
  41. >Here goes
  42. Hello? Can you help me?
  43. >You hear a loud eep
  44. >Wait a minute
  45. >Something grabs your legs and pulls you out
  46. >You lay there looking at the hole
  47. Oh hey thanks.
  48. >You turn and look at the filly
  49. >Its yellow…with a pink mane
  50. >Oh shit
  51. >It’s Fluttershy
  52. >”H-how can you talk?”
  53. >You stand there in shock trying to think of something to say
  54. >”You did talk right?”
  55. Oh um…yeah. Hi.
  56. >Her wings shoot up
  57. >”What animal are you?”
  58. >She flies around you examining you
  59. Uh…I’m a human.
  60. >”I’ve never heard of that animal before! How did you get here?”
  61. >She sits in front of you looking up curiously
  62. >She actually looks kinda cute…
  63. I don’t know if you would believe me if I told you.
  64. >”Oh. It’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it now. Where do you live?”
  65. Well…nowhere now I guess.
  66. >”Aw you poor thing! You can live with me if you want…”
  67. Really? You just met me a couple minutes ago.
  68. >”You seem like a nice…uh…hooman was it?”
  69. Human.
  70. >”Oh…s-sorry. We should get going to Cloudsdale so I can get you set up to live there.”
  71. I can’t walk on clouds.
  72. >She looks irritated
  73. >”Oh shoot!”
  74. >She lightly kicks the ground
  75. >You smile a bit because that was too cute to keep inside
  76. >”Oh I know!”
  77. What?
  78. >”Where you can live!”
  79. Where’s that?
  80. >”There’s a broken down tree house on the farmland across Ponyville. We could remodel it and you can live there!”
  81. >She hops up and down excitedly
  82. >She takes your hand
  83. >”This feels weird…”
  84. >She tilts her head while moving her hooves on your hand
  85. *Ahem*
  86. >She quickly lets go and blushes
  87. >”S-sorry. Okay lets go! But we’re gonna go through the trees so that ponies don’t get scared.”
  88. >You nod and both of you walk through the forest
  89. >”So what’s your name?”
  90. Anon.
  91. >”Hi Anon. I’m Fluttershy.”
  92. >So you were right
  93. >The rest of the walk was her asking you basic questions like what you eat and such
  94. >"There it is!"
  95. >She flies over to the busted up tree house
  96. >"It'll need a lot of work...but I think it will do just fine!"
  97. >She smiles brightly at you
  98. >"I'll make sure you get a place to sleep mister."
  99. That's very nice of you. But I need to find out how to get back to um...my place.
  100. >"I thought you said you didn't have a home?"
  101. Well...I did have a home...and then something happened and now I'm here.
  102. >She looks confused
  103. >"Why won't you just tell me what happened to you?"
  104. >She looks so innocent
  105. >Wait a minute...
  106. >How can she be so innocent now, but a rapist later?
  107. >What the fuck happened?
  108. >She notices you staring off into the sky
  109. >"Are you okay?"
  110. Huh? Oh yeah I was just thinking.
  111. >"About what?"
  112. Do you know where the train to Canterlot is? I never pay attention when I go there.
  113. >"YOU'VE BEEN TO CANTERLOT?!"
  114. >Her jaws drops
  115. I uh...yeah. I have been. But not yet.
  116. >"What that doesnt make sense..."
  117. >Fuck this just tell her
  118. Okay I'll explain.
  119. >"Yay!"
  120. >She pulls you over to a fallen tree to sit
  121. Okay. So I'm from the future.
  122. >"Really? Do humans live here in the future?"
  123. Well no just me. I was somehow brought into this universe.
  124. >"Okay..."
  125. So in the future, I met you. But you were older.
  126. >"I thought you meant really far in the future! You mean in my lifetime?!"
  127. Yes. You are a little strange in the future.
  128. >"Strange how?"
  129. Well...
  130. >You put your hand to your chin and look up
  131. >Trying to think of what to say
  132. Well...do you know what sex is?
  133. >She nods
  134. Oh good that makes the rest of this a little easier to say.
  135. >You take a deep breath in
  136. Okay so the first time I met you in the future you fell in love with me but I didn't feel the same way so you tried to find my fetish so I would love you and one of those fetishes was time travel and future you messed up and only sent me back.
  137. >She just stares at you
  138. >Then she slowly nods in understanding
  139. >"I think I get it."
  140. Good. Now I need to talk to one of the Princesses to see if they have some kind of time spell or something. Can you help me?
  141. >"Well I have an idea but I'm not sure it will work."
  142. Lets do it.
  143. >Cant believe you said that
  144. >Her idea was to send you out into town and wait for somep0ny to freak out and call the authorities
  145. >Some guards come walking up to you confused but determined
  146. Now hold on don't hurt me.
  147. >They stagger back in awe
  148. Yes I can talk. I need to see Princess Celestia.
  149. >They both nod and you are escorted to a carriage
  150. >They take off flying to Canterlot
  151. >Damn that was easy
  152. >They must think you're a god
  153. >Or they're just afraid
  154. >They land in front of the castle
  155. >You step off the carriage
  156. Thank you kind sirs.
  157. >They nod still shocked
  158. >P0nies gasp as you walk directly up to the guard at the door
  159. >He gives you a threatening look
  160. Hey man I'm here to speak to the Princess.
  161. >His jaw drops and he opens the door
  162. >Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these guards
  163. >You think to yourself as you walk into the throne room
  164. >Celestia is writing letters and not paying attention
  165. Uhh...Princess?
  166. >Without looking she responds
  167. >"What is it?"
  168. I need your help.
  169. >She looks over her papers and drops them all with the ink
  170. >Thats gonna leave a stain
  171. >"What...what-how did...?"
  172. >She stares open eyed
  173. I am a human.
  174. >She gives you a glare
  175. >"Are you here as a spy?!"
  176. >before you can respond she shouts again
  177. >"Or are you here to take the throne?!"
  178. >You put your hands up
  179. Hold on Princess. Let me explain myself.
  180. >She stops talking and looks at you
  181. >You explain what happened and that you are from the future
  182. >She just stares
  183. >"This is...unbelievable! May I ask some questions?"
  184. Uh...sure?
  185. >"What is it like in the future?"
  186. Well there's more buildings in Ponyville...not much changes in the castle here. I mean Discord gets loose like once or twice. Yeah make sure you prepare the elements for that.
  187. >She looks confused
  188. >"How do you know of the fillies growing now that will take my place as the elements?"
  189. Well in the future, they are my best friends.
  190. >She gasps
  191. Like I was saying before...I need your help.
  192. >"With what?"
  193. Don't you have any kind of spell that can send me back to my time?
  194. >She looks at the floor thinking
  195. >Then she perks up
  196. >"Oh yes I do think we have one! Follow me."
  197. >She walks you to the magic scroll library
  198. >And levitates a scroll up to herself
  199. >She reads it and starts to charge up her horn
  200. >"One more question Anon."
  201. Yeah?
  202. >"You didnt interfere with anything else besides give a few p0nies the jumps did you?"
  203. No.
  204. >"If you did, the future you return to will not be the same."
  205. Alright. I'm ready.
  206. >She touches your chest with her glowing horn
  207. >You are in the library in present time now
  208. >She isnt there
  209. Hmm...
  210. >You walk out of the library and bump into Twilight
  211. >"Anon? What are you doing here?"
  212. Oh me? Just looking at some spells.
  213. >She gives you a confused look
  214. >"Whatever you say."
  215. >Whew
  216. >You leave the castle
  217. >You decide to go to Fluttershy's cottage to rub in that she was wrong about the fetish
  218. >You are walking down the path to her cottage, its in view now
  219. >Suddenly you are takled with a pink blur
  220. >You look
  221. >Pinkie sits on your chest
  222. Oh hey Pinkie! How're you?
  223. >You move in to hug her and she starts making out with you
  224. >You pull back shocked and confused
  225. I...what, why did you do that?
  226. >"Ya mean kiss you? Because we're married duh!"
  227. >You stand up launching her from your chest
  228. What? When and how did that happen?!
  229. >She looks at you confused
  230. >"What do you mean Anon?"
  231. We never got married!
  232. >"Are you feeling okay sweetie? Maybe we should have Twilight look at you."
  233. Why?! WE NEVER GOT MARRIED PINKIE!
  234. >Tears start forming in her eyes
  235. >"Y-you don't remember that night at the diner...when you bent down and proposed?"
  236. No I don't because it didn't happen!
  237. >She bursts into tears and her mane depoofs
  238. >Oh shit
  239. >Before you can try to calm her she zooms off into town
  240. >You're never gonna hear the end of that it seems
  241. >You continue to walk to Fluttershy's cottage
  242. >You knock on the door
  243. >It slowly opens
  244. >You see Fluttershy poke her head out a little
  245. >Then she slams the door shut
  246. >"I thought I told you to go away!"
  247. What did I do?
  248. >She opens the door again
  249. >"You don't remember?"
  250. No...
  251. >"Come inside."
  252. >She opens it enough for you to come in
  253. >Its dark as shit when she closes the door
  254. >"How can you not remember what you did to me?!"
  255. >She shows her front legs
  256. >They have cuts all over them
  257. Fluttershy...what happened to you?
  258. >"You happened to me."
  259. I did this?
  260. >"Not directly. But the pain you gave me...I had to take it out somehow."
  261. Oh my god...Fluttershy?
  262. >"What?"
  263. Do you remember when you were a filly and you got your cutie mark?
  264. >"Yes...and you were there."
  265. Thats because you sent me there with Twilight's clock thing. Remember?
  266. >"No I don't remember. All I remember was you breaking my heart by proposing to Pinkie last year."
  267. >Hold on a minute
  268. >Someone was manning this shit while you were going forward in time
  269. >You walk into her bathroom and look in the mirror
  270. Holy shit...
  271. >You look about 10 years older
  272. >Hair on head slightly graying
  273. What the fuck happened to me?!
  274. >You run out of her cottage
  275. >And head to Twilight's
  276. >She has to have an answer...
  277. >She has to
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