>you find yourself close to a river, there's an imp still in the water and one literally next to you... the moment they saw you they seemed to be quite agressive... there is a big rock structure to your left a few feet away, and the ground is sort of uneven to your right... if you went there it would be hard to move.
roll 2#1d20-1
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
@Roo_Inline
roll initiative
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled initiative error: malformed expression
Petrus
(I can pastebin yeah)
roll 1d20+5
`DICE
Petrus rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
@Roo_Inline
first of all... the imps look sort of blocky and one of them has a blob-y look that has some... are those doritos? he has doritos sticking out of his skin... well, chips.
IMP 2 turn: the imp gets out of the river and heads into your direccion.
it growls loudly in a high pitch voice
he stands behind
YOUR TURN
Petrus
(You do strifes different than... it was probably AT who did my other strife actually, but meh in any case)
(nbd)
@Roo_Inline
((yup. i do strifes QUITE differently))
Petrus
(oh?)
@Roo_Inline
roll 4#1d2
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 4#1d2 [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
@Roo_Inline
just do your action
Petrus
I go ahead and take the fancy ass gold knife (that's actually how I wrote it down idk if thats what it was originally called), approach the first imp, and take a swing at it. Lets see if it works on things other than fruit.
(Want me to roll or should you)
@Roo_Inline
roll to hit bb
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled to hit bb error: malformed expression
@Roo_Inline
((it crits on 18 to 20. that's all there is to it))
Petrus
roll 1d20+5
`DICE
Petrus rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
Petrus
((THUS BEGINS THE DICELU- oh hey thats not bad))
@Roo_Inline
((yup))
Petrus
((its still 1d4+dex right?))
@Roo_Inline
((yup))
Petrus
roll 1d4+5 SLICE
`DICE
Petrus rolled 1d4+5 SLICE [ 1d4=1 ]{6}
@Roo_Inline
you cut the imp's face up, a clean cut across the eyes is all that it takes to make the imp screech in pain
he covers his bleeding face as he makes his movement
the imp attempts to jump at you and scratch your face in revenge
Petrus
Well hey, I'll never again question the validity of gold as a material for knifecrafting
@Roo_Inline
roll 1d20-1 to hit
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 1d20-1 to hit [ 1d20=16 ]{15}
@Roo_Inline
((ac?))
roll 4#1d2
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 4#1d2 [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
Petrus
(15)
(also those 4#1d2's are terrifying)
@Roo_Inline
((well... i make it hit when i do that))
((also... those d2s are for something))
roll 1d4 damage
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 1d4 damage [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
Petrus
((I think it hits on matching AC yeah)
@Roo_Inline
the imp claws at your face, gladly, a mask is covering, so it doesn't do much real damage
the second imp takes this chance to try to get you by surprise, they are surprisingly bad at stealth, as he just ran at you and attempted to claw at your legs
roll 1d20-1 to hit
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 1d20-1 to hit [ 1d20=17 ]{16}
@Roo_Inline
roll 4#1d2
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 4#1d2 [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
@Roo_Inline
roll 1d2
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 1d2 [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
@Roo_Inline
wait
wrong dice
Petrus
(THOSE 4d2 are TERRIFYING)
@Roo_Inline
roll 1d4
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
@Roo_Inline
the imp scratches your leg drawing a bit of blood
ow! this somewhat hurts
((once again. the 4 d2s are for something else. dont mind them, those arent damage))
your turn
Petrus
((I know they arent for damage, but I dont know WHAT they are, and thats scary))
@Roo_Inline
((kekekekek))
Petrus
((its the text equivilent of the DM rolling dice behind the screen))
@Roo_Inline
((yup))
Petrus
((I'm well aware that DM's only roll dice because they like the sound it makes, but that just makes it worse))
@Roo_Inline
((hehehehe))
Petrus
Well then, that sorta hurt. Lets get serious. I draw my other knife and attack the one that hit me in the leg with both
roll 1d20+5 Fancyassknife
`DICE
Petrus rolled 1d20+5 Fancyassknife [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
@Roo_Inline
roll 4#1d2
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 4#1d2 [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
Petrus
(does that hit?)
@Roo_Inline
roll for damage for that one knife
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled for damage for that one knife error: malformed expression
@Roo_Inline
yup
Petrus
roll 1d4+5 fancyassdamage
`DICE
Petrus rolled 1d4+5 fancyassdamage [ 1d4=4 ]{9}
@Roo_Inline
bam. you stab into the imp skull and the knife goes in without much trouble. the imp gets a blank stare as you lobotomize him and he explodes into smoke.... a bunch of blue pieces of stuffs are left behind
Petrus
Well... yikes.
(Can I still attack with the offhand?)
@Roo_Inline
((yup))
roll 4#1d2
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 4#1d2 [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
@Roo_Inline
go ahead, roll to hit
Petrus
roll 1d20+5 lessfancyknife
`DICE
Petrus rolled 1d20+5 lessfancyknife [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
@Roo_Inline
and now... roll damage without the mod
Petrus
(right thought so)
roll 1d4 lessfancyoffhanddamage
`DICE
Petrus rolled 1d4 lessfancyoffhanddamage [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
Petrus
(:O)
(since when am I allowed to have good diceluck)
@Roo_Inline
you slice the imp's throat as it jumps at you. the imp falls back and gargles and chokes in its own blood before exploding into grist.
a winner is you
Petrus
I put the knives away, more than a little surprised how much easier these two were than the first one.
(that first one like half healthed me)
(way back when)
@Roo_Inline
...what? how much health do you have?
wait.
Petrus
(right now I have like 47 max, I mean like, my FIRST imp fight)
(it dunked on me p hard)
@Roo_Inline
roll 2#1d11+9
Petrus
(and then I tripped down some stairs)
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 2#1d11+9 [ 1d11=10 ]{19}, [ 1d11=11 ]{20}
@Roo_Inline
one imp drops 11 pieces of normal grist, the other drops 20
roll 2#1d20
`DICE
Roo_Inline rolled 2#1d20 [ 1d20=3 ]{3}, [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
@Roo_Inline
the imps drop nothing else
there we go.
Petrus
((woo))
@Roo_Inline
strife ended