Log 12:21 AM EST 4/16/2014 Paradise Station

Duncan Allbright  [Supply] says, "Alright, newbie, there's only two main rules here in my Cargonia. All Crate orders go through me before they're approved or rejected, and autolathe orders need a form filled, aight?"
Duncan Allbright says, "Oi"
Velja Kojo says, "Hello QM."
Duncan Allbright says, "Wots all dis"
Molly Slysbern says, "Intrusion!"
Elrohir Un says, "Oh a blueshield."
Velja Kojo says, "Picking up a few things from the autolathe express."
Duncan Allbright says, "How aout no"
Velja Kojo  [Supply] says, "And it's not an intrusion if I have access."
Velja Kojo says, "And it's not an intrusion if I have access."
Duncan Allbright says, "Autolathe is for trained personell only"
Elrohir Un says, "Ow, Im out. I dont want to see this."
Velja Kojo  [Supply] says, "And I can speak on your radio."
Velja Kojo says, "And I can speak on your radio."
Velja Kojo says, "So how about. . ."
Velja Kojo thinks.
Velja Kojo says, "Yes?"
Velja Kojo says, "Yes. I'm going to go with yes."
Velja Kojo says, "Molly."
(here molly takes the ammo out from under me as I vend it and Molly disposals it in front of me)
Velja Kojo says, "Please hand back my ammo."
Molly Slysbern places the speed loader (.38) into the the disposal unit.
Velja Kojo  [Security] says, "Sec to cargo."
Velja Kojo says, "Sec to cargo."
Velja Kojo  [Security] says, "I want witnesses for what's about to happen."
Velja Kojo says, "I want witnesses for what's about to happen."
Molly Slysbern crosses her arms.
Duncan Allbright says, "You can wait in line like everyone else"
Daniel Wilson  [Security] says, "Responding."
Nikolai Joy  [Security] says, "Egas is coming in with me."
Velja Kojo says, "Glindy."
Velja Kojo says, "Do me a favor."
Velja Kojo says, "Step over here."
Molly Slysbern says, "Jackbooted thugs."
Velja Kojo says, "Daniel! Haven't seen you for a few shifts."
Velja Kojo says, "How's it been?"
Duncan Allbright says, "You want something from the lathe, you can follow due process"
Duncan Allbright says, "I don't hand ammunition out like candy"
Daniel Wilson says, "I'm not a thug, I'm a facist."
Molly Slysbern says, "You can stand in line and fill out the forms like everybody else."
Molly Slysbern says, "Get out!"
Velja Kojo says, "I actually have access. Kind of like how the captain doesn't have to ask to lathe something, you know?"
Duncan Allbright says, "Forms still need to be filed. Its called accountability"
Velja Kojo says, "I'm plenty accountable. And sec is witnessing make ammo right now."
Duncan Allbright says, "Take a moment to sign a paper and you'd avoid alot of hassle"
Daniel Wilson says, "Kojo, you really should follow the standard process though..."
Mekhi Shaw examines himself.
Velja Kojo says, "I'm not hassled in the slightest right now."
Jet Black  [Security] says, "Any police brutality happening?"
Corey McBlimey says, "Just sign the paper, lad, it's hardly a big deal."
Velja Kojo says, "The procedure is this QM is making shit up. And I'm gleefully waltzing right over them."
Duncan Allbright says, "Kojo, you want ammo, you can wait in line and fill a form like the next gy"
Duncan Allbright says, "Till then, bugger off ya ponce"
Velja Kojo says, "Something you don't seem to understand. . . is that not all accesses are created equally."
Velja Kojo says, "An assistant, for instance, is not a blueshield."
Andrew TheRed says, "Out of the way"
Velja Kojo says, "Now."
Duncan Allbright says, "Kojo, you overstep your authority"
Glindy Seal says, "Nice janicart."
Andrew TheRed says, "What is the problem"
Velja Kojo says, "I'm about to touch this lathe."
Andrew TheRed says, "This is my department"
Velja Kojo says, "Which you just illegally modified in front of me."
Velja Kojo says, "When I am shocked."
Mekhi Shaw taps his foot to the music
Mekhi Shaw says, "LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE"
Velja Kojo says, "I am going to ask these officers to arrest you for assaulting an officer."
Roger Ward says, "HoP"
Duncan Allbright says, "Kojo is barging in here and refusing to file paperwork for his ammo"
Duncan Allbright says, "I'm not sure what my technician is doing"
Velja Kojo says, "Is that clear?"
Corey McBlimey says, "Blueshield's swingin' his willy around."
Molly Slysbern says, "Have fun, Felja."
Molly Slysbern says, "Velja, whatever your name is."
Duncan Allbright says, "You're warned man, I have no idea what she did to it"
Roger Ward says, "HoP you gonna do your job or what?"
Velja Kojo says, "Well, at least you're polite enough to try and get my name right."
Mekhi Shaw says, "I need is my plaseeeeellll~~~~"
Velja Kojo bows.
Velja Kojo chuckles.
Corey McBlimey says, "Blueshield, if you shock yourself and then try to have them arrested for it, I'll personally see you brigged for deriliction of duty. How recorded do you think this conversation is?"
Butte LaRose says, "Uh oh!"
Duncan Allbright says, "Fill a damn form and you don't need to worry"
Velja Kojo says, "Illegal modification to technology."
Andrew TheRed says, "Is it fixed?"
Molly Slysbern says, "I'll fix it when he leaves."
Duncan Allbright says, "The blueshield can try it at his own risk"
Andrew TheRed says, "If your modifying that will be a reprimand"
Andrew TheRed says, "Carry on Sec"
Corey McBlimey says, "Someone just get the damned Blueshield out of there, this is a waste of time."
Roger Ward says, "Get to your desk HoP"
Duncan Allbright handed the paper- 'General Request Form' to Velja Kojo.
Velja Kojo says, "Oh look. A piece of paper."

Without even breaking stride, Velja Kojo flips open and lights the blue zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
You hold the blue zippo lighter up to the paper- 'General Request Form', burning it slowly.
Nikolai Joy  [145.9] says, "AI"
You burn right through the paper- 'General Request Form', turning it to ash. It flutters through the air before settling on the floor in a heap.
You hear a quiet click, as Velja Kojo shuts off the blue zippo lighter without even looking at what they're doing. Wow.
Molly Slysbern shrugs.
Mekhi Shaw says, "Plasteeeeee--ee-eee-eeeellllll"
Velja Kojo says, "Here's a thought."
Andrew TheRed says, "Out of line Roger"
Roger Ward says, "Andrew There is a demotion that needs to be done."
Elrohir Un says, "Strange everything was bolted."
Velja Kojo says, "Fix the machine or I have you brigged for dereliction of duty."
Butte LaRose says, "DEMOTION!?"
Butte LaRose says, "I AM THE VICTIM OF A SEXUAL ASSAULT BY THE CHIEF ENGINEER!"
Molly Slysbern says, "Okay."
Corey McBlimey  [Security] says, "Security, please arrest Blueshield for creating a fire hazard to prove a point."
Corey McBlimey talks into the security radio headset
Elrohir Un says, "Guys can you stop competing on who has it bigger"
Duncan Allbright says, "How about no. You were informed on the process to get your request filled"
Andrew TheRed says, "Velja, I've ordered them to fix the machine, I'll look after it"
Duncan Allbright says, "I've done my duty"
Andrew TheRed says, "Pleasee see to other matters"
Andrew TheRed says, "I am inspecting Mining"
Duncan Allbright says, "Molly"
Aranam Romanov says, "HoP"
Andrew TheRed says, "BlueSHeidl come to mining with me"
Duncan Allbright says, "Do not close the hatch"
Velja Kojo says, "You know, I'm just watching you cut and mend the wires repeatedly."
Velja Kojo says, "Right in front of me."
Duncan Allbright says, "Blueshield"
Roger Ward  [Security] says, "HoP is being quit incompetant. He's just riding around on a Janicart. Ignoring my requests for Buttee's demotions."
Duncan Allbright says, "You can have your ammo, if you fill a form"
Duncan Allbright says, "No sooner"
Andrew TheRed says, "Velja, come to mining station with m"
Andrew TheRed says, "I'm doing a tour of inspections"
Corey McBlimey says, "Andrew, please just break this up somehow."
Velja Kojo says, "I can bring you in personally. Got plenty of ammo as it is."
Velja Kojo says, "Only one pair of cuffs."
Velja Kojo says, "Who's it gonna be?"
Andrew TheRed says, "Velja lets go"
Duncan Allbright says, "Molly, return to your dutys."
Molly Slysbern says, "Someone has a complex."
Duncan Allbright says, "I got pleunty of witnesses here blueshield"
Velja Kojo says, "You do. I've watched you both hack this over and over, and waste my time."
Velja Kojo says, "I don't answer to you."
Duncan Allbright says, "This is derliction of duty, overstepping official authority, harassment"
Velja Kojo says, "So here's a thought."
SHODAN  [145.9] states, "Security, one high value criminal is SSD across from cargo"
Duncan Allbright says, "You want to add illegal detention and assult and battery to it?"
Corey McBlimey says, "Kojo, you're so far out of line and under a bridge."
Andrew TheRed  [Command] says, "Velja, can I speak to you in private"
Andrew TheRed talks into the head of personnel's headset
Velja Kojo chuckles.
Velja Kojo says, "You really want to try this and see what happens?"
Velja Kojo says, "I'm game if you are."
Mekhi Shaw examines himself.
Elrohir Un says, "Oh godamit you two"
Andrew TheRed  [Command] says, "Cap, please come to Cargo"
Elrohir Un says, "Stop already."
Elrohir Un says, "You are like kids."
Duncan Allbright says, "The detective recorded the hole thing kid"
Andrew TheRed  [Command] says, "Velja is out of order"
  *beep*
Mr. Xeller is trying to put some handcuffs on Velja Kojo!
Elrohir Un sighs
Velja Kojo says, "Like I have a-"
Aranam Romanov says, "Can we speed this up?"
Velja Kojo says, "Explain."
Mr. Xeller says, "You are under arrest."
Andrew TheRed  [Command] says, "And is ignoring a lawful request from a Head"
Velja Kojo says, "For what?"
Corey McBlimey  [Security] says, "The head of Personnell is dealing with a renegade Blueshield right now, sorry that you have to wait to demote some arsehole."
Mr. Xeller is trying to put some handcuffs on Velja Kojo!
Elrohir Un says, "Calm down Mr Kojo"
Mekhi Shaw says, "IT BEGINS"
Elrohir Un says, "You too hos"
Corey McBlimey says, "Officer put down that weapon now."
Mr. Xeller says, "Causing a fire hazard."
Josiah Young says, "Fuck is going on?"
OOC: MarSara: bees fertilize the crops?
Velja Kojo chuckles.
Mekhi Shaw has been attacked in the chest with key by Aranam Romanov!
Elrohir Un says, "Oh god..."
Mr. Xeller is trying to put some handcuffs on Velja Kojo!
You fire the taser gun!
Mr. Xeller is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Josiah Young says, "What an ugly shit he is." (<--- The captain, parentheses mine)