What I do when I have nothing better to DO..

#!/usr/bin/python
#To appreciate recursion better, go to the bottom of this script.

def is_it_fcking_christmas(yes=False):
    """Is it Fcking Christmas?
    IS IT FCKINGGG CHRISTMAS????"""

    if yes:pass
        #Who cares?

    #Here is a Christmas Tree.
    #Dear Santa,
    #You can shove this up your a$$.

    toSanta =    []
    toMary =    [  ]
    toJesus =  [    ]
    rudolph = [      ]
    holyGrail =  {}
    magdalene =  {}

    shoveThisUpYourA__ = toSanta.extend(
                toMary.extend(
                    toJesus.extend(
                        rudolph.extend(
                            holyGrail.keys().extend(
                                magdalene.values())))))

    return shoveThisUpYourA__.insert(0,'Thick Bamboo Stick')


#We-Care-About-Society-A$$h0les, FIY:
###This is NOT obscene.
###A search for 'ass' or 'fuck' or 'hole' returns nothing/ apart from this comment.

#To appreciate recursion better, go to the top of this script.