All Your Base Slash

CATS looked down imperiously at the Captain. "What happen?" he demanded as he thrust in and out of the Captain's mouth.

The Captain gazed up at CATS with fear, love, and longing in his eyes. CATS pulled out of the Captain's mouth to allow the Captain to say, "Somebody set up us the bomb."

CATS looked down at the Captain's erection. The Captain's penis began to twitch. "We get signal," CATS said.

"W... what?" the Captain said nervously.

"Main screen turn on," CATS said.

The Captain presented his behind to CATS. "... It's you," he said, with a growing hint of arousal in his voice.

CATS massaged the Captain's buttocks. "How are you gentlemen?" he said, putting some lube on his finger. He placed his finger on the Captain's anus. "All your base are belong to us." The Captain's whole body twitched.

CATS inserted his finger inside. "You are on the way to destruction," he said.

The Captain let out an involuntary moan, then tried to regain some control over himself. "What you say?" he managed to say.

CATS applied more lube, then began slowly inserting his penis. "You have... no chance... to survive... make your time." He began to move inside him.

The Captain was overwhelmed by pleasure. "Take off every zig," he moaned. "You know what you doing. Move zig! For great justice!"