RIPSHITCITY

Partial Possession chapter 1

Jul 9th, 2015
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  1. >tfw formless
  2. >What's the deal with time and space?
  3. >You can measure distance by time, uh, how far away is it. Like, 30 minutes
  4. >But you can't do the opposite. How long have you been dead? 3 miles?
  5. >What kind of sense does that make.
  6. >"Um...I-I'm not sure." A voice rings out in your head
  7. >Yeah. That's what they all say.
  8. >Wait what
  9. "Who the hell are you?"
  10. >Up until now your eyes were unfocused as you were preeetty sure you were super dead
  11. >You can now see the ruins of the east wing of Twilight's stupid castle around you
  12. >Why weren't you brought before the alicornining
  13. >A squeak escaped from under you. "I'm Fluttershy. Who are you?"
  14. >You look down
  15. >You have a muzzle
  16. >shieeeeet
  17. "Bitch I aint telling yo--"
  18. >You look down to where you think the voice came from
  19. >You see pink hair curling next to your yellow leg
  20. "Oh. Oooooh."
  21. >Suddenly, a blast of bright magic and a disturbed purple face enter your view
  22. >"Fluttershy!" Twilight cries out. "I'm so glad you're okay! Did we get the ghost?"
  23. >Oh yeah, that's right. You drank the bleach, and went to equestria
  24. >Turns out you stay dead when you go
  25. >You had spent the last month haunting/annoying twilicorn
  26.  
  27.  
  28. >"I'm not sure! I think he's near us! I'm jumping more than usual...and I jump a lot..."
  29. >oh this is just too good. You try to contact her mentally
  30. "No, I'm totally still here."
  31. >Twilight and Fluttershy both jump, and you feel your teeth slightly clip your tongue
  32. >You never talked much in life, and after being a ghost for a while you're really not used to speaking aloud.
  33. >wait you're speaking aloud. Oh THIS is just too good
  34. >"Y-y-yoinks!" Pinkie cries out from some unseen crack in the wall, before disappearing, causing the rubble to fall to the side
  35. >All the main 6 are revealed behind it, jaws agape
  36. >Then again, you never really fucked with yellowquiet.
  37. >She didn't take it well, and you weren't THAT big of an asshole
  38. >Alright, game's up.
  39. "I think you fucked up the process of an exorcism. You're supposed to get me out, not further in."
  40. >okay
  41. >it's only a little up
  42. >Fluttershy screeched and covered her mouth, falling to the floor.
  43. >Rarity nearly fainted, and Rainbow donned a bewildered look,
  44. >Half amused at hearing her childhood friend swear for the first time in forever
  45. >Half protective
  46. >"What the hay are you doing in there, ghost!" She hovered up in to the air. "Get out!"
  47. "Alright, alright."
  48. >You wave your hand
  49. >Hoof
  50. >whatever.
  51. >
  52. >Uhhh
  53. >Why aren't you out yet?
  54. >"Well?!" Rainbow asked worriedly. "Is he gone, Fluttershy?"
  55. >"I don't think so..." She moved her appendage, testing it out.
  56. >You moved it back, and she froze.
  57. "Hm. Not looking great, guys. To be fair, I've never posessed anyone, so this is new to me too."
  58.  
  59.  
  60. >"You're just tryna trick us!" Applejack said, glaring daggers.
  61. >Fluttershy shrunk under the gaze, and applepone softened her stare.
  62. "No, really guys. As much as I'd like to have a body again, I don't want to share it. Twilight, are you sure you didn't cast the spell in reverse?"
  63. >"Never! I performed the exorcism to the letter!" She immedietly pulled out the spellbook and started flipping through it.
  64. >Pinkie and Rarity looked over it with her.
  65. >The hell is Pinkie going to do. She's not a wizard.
  66. >'She's helped out with magic spells a lot!' You heard a defensive tone echoing through your ears.
  67. >OH MAN
  68. >YOU CAN TALK THROUGH MIND THOUGHTS
  69. >Oh this is an amazing opportunity
  70. >You could say ANYTHING
  71. >You feel a subtle shiver go through your shared body, and feel slightly ashamed
  72. 'Sorry, I'm not trying to haunt you specifically.'
  73. >"Then why would you haunt my friends?" She questioned assertively, causing the others to look at her. She gave a nervous smile and blushed
  74. >"Um, s-sorry, talking with...Excuse me, what's your name?"
  75. "Just call me Anon. Or ghost. Or spookmaster."
  76. >You scratch your chin.
  77. "Hell yeah. I like Spookmaster."
  78. >Fluttershy winces and covers her mouth again.
  79. >'Please don't make me say rude things like that' She pleaded
  80. 'Yeah, no problem.'
  81. >Though now that you could physically interact with them, there were some pretty rude things you wanted to say
  82. >You'll just have to be subtle
  83. >Pinkie pointed to the book. "Twilight! You got it all wrong! The spell called for HARP feathers, not HARPY feathers!"
  84. >"What's a harp feather?" Bookpony twisted her face in confusion
  85. "Look, before we go on some HILARIOUS tangent"
  86. >You roll your eyes as you place emphasis
  87. "We should get someone who knows what they're doing before we mess up more. Like a princess!"
  88. >Twilight puffed up her cheeks. "I am a princess!"
  89. >You twist your head around dramatically
  90. "This...isn't my world."
  91. >You take a deep breath in
  92. "DISSAAPOOINTEEED!"
  93.  
  94.  
  95. >It took a few minutes to explain that was a joke
  96. >"Alright, I know what we have to do to get you two seperated." Twilight pushed up her glasses
  97. >She didn't have glasses
  98. >You just couldn't stop yourself from visualizing her doing it every 3 seconds
  99. >'What a strange thing to think about.' Fluttershy commented.
  100. 'You can't stop imagining it now too, can you?'
  101. >Fluttershy was silent
  102. >You took that silence as her agreeing with you
  103. >You did that a lot
  104. >You wonder why you dont have friends
  105. >No time to think about that now!
  106. >Twilight unrolled a small scroll. "I just need all the right ingredients, and it should work fine."
  107. "How long will that take?"
  108. >"I-if you don't mind me asking!" Fluttershy immedietly chased after the end of your sentence
  109. >Twilight smiled. "All the regular ingredients should be here in a week, at most. Other than that, it depends on Pinkie and the feather."
  110. >"I wont let ya down, boss!" Pinkie brought a hoof to her forhead in salute. She leaned in and hugged Fluttershy
  111. >"Don't worry, I'll be as fast as possible! Pinkie promise!"
  112. >Fluttershy smiled and hugged back
  113. >Damn, this is comfy.
  114. >Although you're sure there's a dozen pranks to pull, you cant bring yourself from the embrace until the opportunity is already gone
  115. >Pinkie then rushes out the door, and was gone down the road before you knew it
  116. >What a mysterious creature
  117. >Either way, a week is a long time to be sharing...everything. Though, you suppose you could find worse ponies to spend it with.
  118. >Like Rainbow Dash.
  119. >And Twilight. And Applejack, and Rarity, and--
  120. >Shit, you just realized this is probably the best pony in equestria to be stuck with. Polite and kind all the time, and all that
  121. >You feel your smile widen, though you're not sure quite who did it
  122. "Well...What do we do until then?"
  123. >Twilight pulls out a few beakers and clamps and you don't know what
  124. >"No thank you!"
  125. "No thank you!"
  126. >Both you and Fluttershy shout in unison. Twilight sighs and dejectidly puts her tools down.
  127.  
  128.  
  129. >After quickly excusing yourselves, Rainbow Dash refused to leave your side on account of ghost
  130. >To be fair, ghosts are assholes
  131. >You should know
  132. >"So!" Rainbow started, "What are we gonna do?"
  133. >Fluttershy giddily smiled. "I promised Angel that I would make him an extra special salad today, for his birthday!"
  134. >Oh fuck
  135. >Animals
  136. >You hated animals. Or more specifically, they hated you
  137. >You lost track of how many times you've been hit by birdshit, stung by bees, or otherwise harmed for no concievable reason
  138. >'I don't know why they would do that!' Fluttershy frowned. 'They're very nice if you get to know them.'
  139. >No reason at all.
  140. >You remember that one time you fed a squirrel a acorn with a bit of tabasco sauce on it.
  141. "Pfft."
  142. >You grinned, and Fluttershy fought it with a bigger frown.
  143. >Rainbow stopped and stared. "Uhhh, is everything alright?"
  144. "Yeah, just an itch."
  145. >You say as you bring a hoof up and scratch your nose. Smoooooth
  146. >It's like she's not even posessed.
  147. >You walk up to your first booth, selling lettuce and carrots
  148. >Ohhhh man, it's time to haggle
  149. >You did this shit all the time in video games, right, you got this
  150. >Where the fuck is the spinny wheel that abstractly represented social interaction
  151. >Where's the haggle bar
  152. >How does this pony look uglier than a wood elf
  153. >"I would like a head of lettuce and 2 carrots, please!" Fluttershy gave a winning smile.
  154. >The shopkeep grinned back. "Ah, my best customer. That'll be 3 bits."
  155. >Okay, here's where you tell him that's bullshit. 3...2...1
  156. >Fluttershy handed over the bits
  157. >God damnit.
  158. >Alright, next time then.
  159. >As soon as she places the food in her bag, she unfocuses her eyes. 'Please don't.' She whispers in mental speech.
  160. >'It doesn't work out. Ever.'
  161. >Tch.
  162. 'Come on, son.'
  163. >'I-...I'm not your child..?'
  164. 'Oh yeah? Have you ever seen me in the same room as your parents?'
  165. >Rainbow dash clapped in front of you, and both of you jump. "Hey, is everything alright?"
  166.  
  167.  
  168.  
  169. >"Yes, just got caught up in a conversation, sorry." Fluttershy nodded.
  170. "About how bad she is at the art of haggling."
  171. > Rainbow threw her hooves in to the air. "I know ri--" She stopped herself, and smiled, embarrased. "Eheh, sorry."
  172. >Fluttershy sighed. 'It's going to be one of those days.'
  173. >With a friend like you, it'll always be one of those days.
  174. >Man you're a prick. You sigh happily, but then stop as a twinge goes through your heart.
  175. >You frown, feeling a little bad about your actions.
  176. 'Sorry, sorry.'
  177. >Fluttershy nodded, but didn't say anything. Maaaan. You hate having feels.
  178. >On the bright side, being a pone feels nice.
  179. >It's been forever since you've felt the warm wind
  180. >Partially because physical death, partially because the social death before that
  181. >You should get out more.
  182. >Fluttershy's sadness bleeds over. 'I'm sorry too, I forgive you.'
  183. >Wow what a faggot
  184. >Getting all feely.
  185. >That feely feel that feels...feely
  186. >That you are not feeling in return.
  187. >Fluttershy stops walking blinks a few times.
  188. >Shut up. I'm not feeling at all!
  189. 'Just buy your vegitables!'
  190. >Fluttershy smiles and prances to the next shop
  191. >While the owner is doing buisness with someone else, Rainbow leans in
  192. >"You uh, you doing alright?"
  193. >"Of course, Rainbow!" Fluttershy replies. "It's strange, but I don't feel so weird about it anymore."
  194. >She waves a hoof. "Besides, I have you to protect me if it gets out of hand, right?"
  195. >Rainbow beams and does a loop. "That's right! If he tries anything I'll kick the ghost right out of you!"
  196. "Oh, let me guess, in 10 seconds flat."
  197. >You say in a mocking tone
  198. >Rainbow stops in mid air and gives a confused expression. "N-no. Do I really say that a lot?"
  199. >Huh. Now that you think about it, she really doesn't.
  200. >Fuck it, still a good burn in your book.
  201. >Meanwhile you can feel Fluttershy worrying about getting " kicked the ghost out of "
  202.  
  203.  
  204. >Once all the ingredients were stored in your bag, the three of you started to walk down the path to the cottage
  205. >You know, come to think of it, you've not used this position to walk yet
  206. "Hey Flutters, stop for a second."
  207. >Rainbow looks over, and Fluttershy stops. "Is everything alright, Anon?"
  208. "Spookmaster."
  209. >Fluttershy frowns. "Um, Spookmaster."
  210. "Nah forget it, that name is fuckin' stupid. ALRIGHT, I wanna move."
  211. >Fluttershy covers her mouth again and clears her throat.
  212. "Sorry, sorry. Now, let's do this sh--shhuuuh, uh, this stuff."
  213. >You put your hoof down
  214. >God damnit. That episode fucking sucked.
  215. >Losing your concentration, you immedietly fall over into the grass
  216. "Pony heads are really heavy."
  217. >You muse as you carefully stand up. Lookin' good.
  218. >You put one in front of the other, and then move your back leg forward
  219. >You look like you're playing twister
  220. >Wait a second, why the fuck are you walking?!
  221. >You flap your wings
  222. >Oh christ that tickles. What the hell are these extra limbs? That they feel really fucking weird.
  223. >You look in a puddle and see your reflection, three limbs crossing over eachother and one holding your balance to the side, both wings up
  224. 'Draw me like one of your french girls.'
  225. >All you feel from your body-partner is confusion
  226. >Rainbow falls to the ground and puts a hoof on your shoulder
  227. >"Uh, Flutters? A-anon? Are you okay?"
  228. "Don't worry, I got this. If there's one thing I got, it's this. I've got it so hard. If I don't got it, I don't even know."
  229. >You tend to babble when doing intensely difficult things
  230. >It's one of your most endearing traits
  231. >"Can you stop that? It's kind of scary..." Fluttershy pleads
  232. >You sigh, and go back to a more average stance.
  233. "Fine. I'll try to observe how you walk instead."
  234. >Fluttershy blushes and instinctively hides under her hair. You don't need to point out how much that doesn't help
  235. >It does make her cuter though.
  236. >
  237. >Yep, she is kind of cute. Yep...
  238. >She isn't moving.
  239. >
  240. >WALK GOD DAMNIT
  241.  
  242.  
  243. >She jolts and begins walking, still trying to hide behind her hair.
  244. >Rainbow raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms mid air
  245. >What a showoff.
  246. >"Is everything alright, Fluttershy? He's not being mean to you, is he?"
  247. >"N-not at all! Don't worry about it."
  248. >"If you say sooo..."
  249. >Rainbow isn't convinced
  250. >Wow, she actually put thought in to something
  251. >You feel a twinge of anger and laugh internally
  252. >A bird flies out of a tree, chirping, and lands on your head
  253. >You grab your rifle
  254. >You remember you don't have a rifle
  255. >You grab a sharp stick
  256. >Fluttershy immedietly bats it out of your hoof and sits down
  257. >"Yes, Mr. Robin?"
  258. >It chirps about something. You aren't sure about all of it, but it ends with "Or I'll follow you home and kill your dog"
  259. >Fluttershy gasps.
  260. >"I'm so sorry! I'll get to it right away!"
  261. >You were right.
  262. >"What happened?" Rainbow asked, foolishly not knowing the extortion plot held from the underbrush to treetops
  263. >"I forgot to feed them this morning! Twilight called me over so quickly I didn't finish feeding everyone."
  264. >This seemed like a flaw in your reasoning, but every good conspiracy has some loophole.
  265. >Fluttershy took flight and rushed there
  266. >By rushed, you mean going slightly faster than jogging.
  267. >It's a good feeling though, brushing falling leaves aside as you " speed " by the trees
  268. >Even though you could technically float around as a ghost, you never really felt anything
  269. >Of course, that also meant you didn't feel the excertion
  270. >The base of her wings burned.
  271. >Damn gurl, exercise more
  272. >She wasn't listening, thankfully. As you turn your attention to her mental state, you suddenly are overcome by worry and embarassment
  273. >You would frown if you weren't already. You felt tears welling behind her eyes
  274. 'Hey, man, don't beat yourself up. I've gone without breakfast before, it's not that bad.'
  275. >'It's my responsibility to look after them!' She replied.
  276. >You suddenly realize the only reason this happened was because Twilight needed help dealing with you. Fuuuuuuuck.
  277. >I came here to laugh. Not to feel.
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