Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- >tfw formless
- >What's the deal with time and space?
- >You can measure distance by time, uh, how far away is it. Like, 30 minutes
- >But you can't do the opposite. How long have you been dead? 3 miles?
- >What kind of sense does that make.
- >"Um...I-I'm not sure." A voice rings out in your head
- >Yeah. That's what they all say.
- >Wait what
- "Who the hell are you?"
- >Up until now your eyes were unfocused as you were preeetty sure you were super dead
- >You can now see the ruins of the east wing of Twilight's stupid castle around you
- >Why weren't you brought before the alicornining
- >A squeak escaped from under you. "I'm Fluttershy. Who are you?"
- >You look down
- >You have a muzzle
- >shieeeeet
- "Bitch I aint telling yo--"
- >You look down to where you think the voice came from
- >You see pink hair curling next to your yellow leg
- "Oh. Oooooh."
- >Suddenly, a blast of bright magic and a disturbed purple face enter your view
- >"Fluttershy!" Twilight cries out. "I'm so glad you're okay! Did we get the ghost?"
- >Oh yeah, that's right. You drank the bleach, and went to equestria
- >Turns out you stay dead when you go
- >You had spent the last month haunting/annoying twilicorn
- >"I'm not sure! I think he's near us! I'm jumping more than usual...and I jump a lot..."
- >oh this is just too good. You try to contact her mentally
- "No, I'm totally still here."
- >Twilight and Fluttershy both jump, and you feel your teeth slightly clip your tongue
- >You never talked much in life, and after being a ghost for a while you're really not used to speaking aloud.
- >wait you're speaking aloud. Oh THIS is just too good
- >"Y-y-yoinks!" Pinkie cries out from some unseen crack in the wall, before disappearing, causing the rubble to fall to the side
- >All the main 6 are revealed behind it, jaws agape
- >Then again, you never really fucked with yellowquiet.
- >She didn't take it well, and you weren't THAT big of an asshole
- >Alright, game's up.
- "I think you fucked up the process of an exorcism. You're supposed to get me out, not further in."
- >okay
- >it's only a little up
- >Fluttershy screeched and covered her mouth, falling to the floor.
- >Rarity nearly fainted, and Rainbow donned a bewildered look,
- >Half amused at hearing her childhood friend swear for the first time in forever
- >Half protective
- >"What the hay are you doing in there, ghost!" She hovered up in to the air. "Get out!"
- "Alright, alright."
- >You wave your hand
- >Hoof
- >whatever.
- >
- >Uhhh
- >Why aren't you out yet?
- >"Well?!" Rainbow asked worriedly. "Is he gone, Fluttershy?"
- >"I don't think so..." She moved her appendage, testing it out.
- >You moved it back, and she froze.
- "Hm. Not looking great, guys. To be fair, I've never posessed anyone, so this is new to me too."
- >"You're just tryna trick us!" Applejack said, glaring daggers.
- >Fluttershy shrunk under the gaze, and applepone softened her stare.
- "No, really guys. As much as I'd like to have a body again, I don't want to share it. Twilight, are you sure you didn't cast the spell in reverse?"
- >"Never! I performed the exorcism to the letter!" She immedietly pulled out the spellbook and started flipping through it.
- >Pinkie and Rarity looked over it with her.
- >The hell is Pinkie going to do. She's not a wizard.
- >'She's helped out with magic spells a lot!' You heard a defensive tone echoing through your ears.
- >OH MAN
- >YOU CAN TALK THROUGH MIND THOUGHTS
- >Oh this is an amazing opportunity
- >You could say ANYTHING
- >You feel a subtle shiver go through your shared body, and feel slightly ashamed
- 'Sorry, I'm not trying to haunt you specifically.'
- >"Then why would you haunt my friends?" She questioned assertively, causing the others to look at her. She gave a nervous smile and blushed
- >"Um, s-sorry, talking with...Excuse me, what's your name?"
- "Just call me Anon. Or ghost. Or spookmaster."
- >You scratch your chin.
- "Hell yeah. I like Spookmaster."
- >Fluttershy winces and covers her mouth again.
- >'Please don't make me say rude things like that' She pleaded
- 'Yeah, no problem.'
- >Though now that you could physically interact with them, there were some pretty rude things you wanted to say
- >You'll just have to be subtle
- >Pinkie pointed to the book. "Twilight! You got it all wrong! The spell called for HARP feathers, not HARPY feathers!"
- >"What's a harp feather?" Bookpony twisted her face in confusion
- "Look, before we go on some HILARIOUS tangent"
- >You roll your eyes as you place emphasis
- "We should get someone who knows what they're doing before we mess up more. Like a princess!"
- >Twilight puffed up her cheeks. "I am a princess!"
- >You twist your head around dramatically
- "This...isn't my world."
- >You take a deep breath in
- "DISSAAPOOINTEEED!"
- >It took a few minutes to explain that was a joke
- >"Alright, I know what we have to do to get you two seperated." Twilight pushed up her glasses
- >She didn't have glasses
- >You just couldn't stop yourself from visualizing her doing it every 3 seconds
- >'What a strange thing to think about.' Fluttershy commented.
- 'You can't stop imagining it now too, can you?'
- >Fluttershy was silent
- >You took that silence as her agreeing with you
- >You did that a lot
- >You wonder why you dont have friends
- >No time to think about that now!
- >Twilight unrolled a small scroll. "I just need all the right ingredients, and it should work fine."
- "How long will that take?"
- >"I-if you don't mind me asking!" Fluttershy immedietly chased after the end of your sentence
- >Twilight smiled. "All the regular ingredients should be here in a week, at most. Other than that, it depends on Pinkie and the feather."
- >"I wont let ya down, boss!" Pinkie brought a hoof to her forhead in salute. She leaned in and hugged Fluttershy
- >"Don't worry, I'll be as fast as possible! Pinkie promise!"
- >Fluttershy smiled and hugged back
- >Damn, this is comfy.
- >Although you're sure there's a dozen pranks to pull, you cant bring yourself from the embrace until the opportunity is already gone
- >Pinkie then rushes out the door, and was gone down the road before you knew it
- >What a mysterious creature
- >Either way, a week is a long time to be sharing...everything. Though, you suppose you could find worse ponies to spend it with.
- >Like Rainbow Dash.
- >And Twilight. And Applejack, and Rarity, and--
- >Shit, you just realized this is probably the best pony in equestria to be stuck with. Polite and kind all the time, and all that
- >You feel your smile widen, though you're not sure quite who did it
- "Well...What do we do until then?"
- >Twilight pulls out a few beakers and clamps and you don't know what
- >"No thank you!"
- "No thank you!"
- >Both you and Fluttershy shout in unison. Twilight sighs and dejectidly puts her tools down.
- >After quickly excusing yourselves, Rainbow Dash refused to leave your side on account of ghost
- >To be fair, ghosts are assholes
- >You should know
- >"So!" Rainbow started, "What are we gonna do?"
- >Fluttershy giddily smiled. "I promised Angel that I would make him an extra special salad today, for his birthday!"
- >Oh fuck
- >Animals
- >You hated animals. Or more specifically, they hated you
- >You lost track of how many times you've been hit by birdshit, stung by bees, or otherwise harmed for no concievable reason
- >'I don't know why they would do that!' Fluttershy frowned. 'They're very nice if you get to know them.'
- >No reason at all.
- >You remember that one time you fed a squirrel a acorn with a bit of tabasco sauce on it.
- "Pfft."
- >You grinned, and Fluttershy fought it with a bigger frown.
- >Rainbow stopped and stared. "Uhhh, is everything alright?"
- "Yeah, just an itch."
- >You say as you bring a hoof up and scratch your nose. Smoooooth
- >It's like she's not even posessed.
- >You walk up to your first booth, selling lettuce and carrots
- >Ohhhh man, it's time to haggle
- >You did this shit all the time in video games, right, you got this
- >Where the fuck is the spinny wheel that abstractly represented social interaction
- >Where's the haggle bar
- >How does this pony look uglier than a wood elf
- >"I would like a head of lettuce and 2 carrots, please!" Fluttershy gave a winning smile.
- >The shopkeep grinned back. "Ah, my best customer. That'll be 3 bits."
- >Okay, here's where you tell him that's bullshit. 3...2...1
- >Fluttershy handed over the bits
- >God damnit.
- >Alright, next time then.
- >As soon as she places the food in her bag, she unfocuses her eyes. 'Please don't.' She whispers in mental speech.
- >'It doesn't work out. Ever.'
- >Tch.
- 'Come on, son.'
- >'I-...I'm not your child..?'
- 'Oh yeah? Have you ever seen me in the same room as your parents?'
- >Rainbow dash clapped in front of you, and both of you jump. "Hey, is everything alright?"
- >"Yes, just got caught up in a conversation, sorry." Fluttershy nodded.
- "About how bad she is at the art of haggling."
- > Rainbow threw her hooves in to the air. "I know ri--" She stopped herself, and smiled, embarrased. "Eheh, sorry."
- >Fluttershy sighed. 'It's going to be one of those days.'
- >With a friend like you, it'll always be one of those days.
- >Man you're a prick. You sigh happily, but then stop as a twinge goes through your heart.
- >You frown, feeling a little bad about your actions.
- 'Sorry, sorry.'
- >Fluttershy nodded, but didn't say anything. Maaaan. You hate having feels.
- >On the bright side, being a pone feels nice.
- >It's been forever since you've felt the warm wind
- >Partially because physical death, partially because the social death before that
- >You should get out more.
- >Fluttershy's sadness bleeds over. 'I'm sorry too, I forgive you.'
- >Wow what a faggot
- >Getting all feely.
- >That feely feel that feels...feely
- >That you are not feeling in return.
- >Fluttershy stops walking blinks a few times.
- >Shut up. I'm not feeling at all!
- 'Just buy your vegitables!'
- >Fluttershy smiles and prances to the next shop
- >While the owner is doing buisness with someone else, Rainbow leans in
- >"You uh, you doing alright?"
- >"Of course, Rainbow!" Fluttershy replies. "It's strange, but I don't feel so weird about it anymore."
- >She waves a hoof. "Besides, I have you to protect me if it gets out of hand, right?"
- >Rainbow beams and does a loop. "That's right! If he tries anything I'll kick the ghost right out of you!"
- "Oh, let me guess, in 10 seconds flat."
- >You say in a mocking tone
- >Rainbow stops in mid air and gives a confused expression. "N-no. Do I really say that a lot?"
- >Huh. Now that you think about it, she really doesn't.
- >Fuck it, still a good burn in your book.
- >Meanwhile you can feel Fluttershy worrying about getting " kicked the ghost out of "
- >Once all the ingredients were stored in your bag, the three of you started to walk down the path to the cottage
- >You know, come to think of it, you've not used this position to walk yet
- "Hey Flutters, stop for a second."
- >Rainbow looks over, and Fluttershy stops. "Is everything alright, Anon?"
- "Spookmaster."
- >Fluttershy frowns. "Um, Spookmaster."
- "Nah forget it, that name is fuckin' stupid. ALRIGHT, I wanna move."
- >Fluttershy covers her mouth again and clears her throat.
- "Sorry, sorry. Now, let's do this sh--shhuuuh, uh, this stuff."
- >You put your hoof down
- >God damnit. That episode fucking sucked.
- >Losing your concentration, you immedietly fall over into the grass
- "Pony heads are really heavy."
- >You muse as you carefully stand up. Lookin' good.
- >You put one in front of the other, and then move your back leg forward
- >You look like you're playing twister
- >Wait a second, why the fuck are you walking?!
- >You flap your wings
- >Oh christ that tickles. What the hell are these extra limbs? That they feel really fucking weird.
- >You look in a puddle and see your reflection, three limbs crossing over eachother and one holding your balance to the side, both wings up
- 'Draw me like one of your french girls.'
- >All you feel from your body-partner is confusion
- >Rainbow falls to the ground and puts a hoof on your shoulder
- >"Uh, Flutters? A-anon? Are you okay?"
- "Don't worry, I got this. If there's one thing I got, it's this. I've got it so hard. If I don't got it, I don't even know."
- >You tend to babble when doing intensely difficult things
- >It's one of your most endearing traits
- >"Can you stop that? It's kind of scary..." Fluttershy pleads
- >You sigh, and go back to a more average stance.
- "Fine. I'll try to observe how you walk instead."
- >Fluttershy blushes and instinctively hides under her hair. You don't need to point out how much that doesn't help
- >It does make her cuter though.
- >
- >Yep, she is kind of cute. Yep...
- >She isn't moving.
- >
- >WALK GOD DAMNIT
- >She jolts and begins walking, still trying to hide behind her hair.
- >Rainbow raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms mid air
- >What a showoff.
- >"Is everything alright, Fluttershy? He's not being mean to you, is he?"
- >"N-not at all! Don't worry about it."
- >"If you say sooo..."
- >Rainbow isn't convinced
- >Wow, she actually put thought in to something
- >You feel a twinge of anger and laugh internally
- >A bird flies out of a tree, chirping, and lands on your head
- >You grab your rifle
- >You remember you don't have a rifle
- >You grab a sharp stick
- >Fluttershy immedietly bats it out of your hoof and sits down
- >"Yes, Mr. Robin?"
- >It chirps about something. You aren't sure about all of it, but it ends with "Or I'll follow you home and kill your dog"
- >Fluttershy gasps.
- >"I'm so sorry! I'll get to it right away!"
- >You were right.
- >"What happened?" Rainbow asked, foolishly not knowing the extortion plot held from the underbrush to treetops
- >"I forgot to feed them this morning! Twilight called me over so quickly I didn't finish feeding everyone."
- >This seemed like a flaw in your reasoning, but every good conspiracy has some loophole.
- >Fluttershy took flight and rushed there
- >By rushed, you mean going slightly faster than jogging.
- >It's a good feeling though, brushing falling leaves aside as you " speed " by the trees
- >Even though you could technically float around as a ghost, you never really felt anything
- >Of course, that also meant you didn't feel the excertion
- >The base of her wings burned.
- >Damn gurl, exercise more
- >She wasn't listening, thankfully. As you turn your attention to her mental state, you suddenly are overcome by worry and embarassment
- >You would frown if you weren't already. You felt tears welling behind her eyes
- 'Hey, man, don't beat yourself up. I've gone without breakfast before, it's not that bad.'
- >'It's my responsibility to look after them!' She replied.
- >You suddenly realize the only reason this happened was because Twilight needed help dealing with you. Fuuuuuuuck.
- >I came here to laugh. Not to feel.
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment