Why I don't like Equestria Girls.

Equestria Girls and why I didn't like it.

Let's get this out of the way. The pony part at the start is ok, but that doesn't save it. This list is my way of telling everyone that thinks this movie was good to shut up. The majority of the reasons are objective reasons, not subjective reasons. Well, some are subjective reasons, but since this statement will be used against me, so I do not care.

1. The part where twilight adjusts to being a high school student has strangely been done before. A lot. It's just the context was different is other stories(new kid never went to school/socially awkward/ is a secret agent).
2. Spike is a dog, so he is not allowed to talk as he pleases, which is bad since his writing is actually decent.
3. The Fluttershy introduction  was awful. It ripped of the first episode and went from "Thanks for standing up for me" to "I-I'm F-Flutter*mumbles*." That makes no sense at all.
4. Cell phones, email, and online videos were plot devices, making this a very stereotypical high school movie.
5.The other human mane six members hated each other, though never confronted the others, which would've made them friends again, and ACTUALLY IS how they become friends again.
6. Twilight uses A FUCKING CELL PHONE AND COMPUTER!
7. An online video slandering her is why no one liked her.
8. Everyone likes her moments later through song, and give a crappy "SHE SHOWED US THAT SHE'S GOOD!" excuse.
9.  The princesses look awful as humans.
10. Sunset is the stereotypical bitch, but could've been a better villain, considering her backstory.
11. CMC got screen time that took focus away from Twilight. So did trixie.
12. Flash and Twi like each other after a couple bumps and nothing more. THEY ONLY TALK ABOUT 3-5 TIMES IN THE MOVIE.
13. The human version of Twilight's terrible though somewhat cute dance ruined what cuteness it had.
14. Flash made it worse, and joined her.
15. The songs were crap except for the cafeteria one.
16. Demon sunset shimmer OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE.
17. Snips and snails are not evil, though they help sunset with her evil plans and become demons as well.
18. Flash was only relevant for one thing in the whole movie.
19. Rainbow Dash becomes Big Mac 2.0 with her "AWESOME!" phrase being said way too much.
20. They tease Twilight about liking pony Flash,
21. Twilight likes a human,
22. THEY'RE HUMANS!
23. Only scootaloo looked normal out of all of the preexisting cast.
24. A youtube refrence,
25. Twilight sleeps in the school library.
26. Human Rarity does not have a proper introduction, she just randomly grabs twilight and is instantly recognized by Twilight. Though understandable, it is still bad writing.
27. The writers lazily used Pinkie's sillyness to recap all the events instead of having Twilight trying to properly explain everything.
28. Dues ex machina ending.
29. PROM!
30. Climax is about 5 minutes, and suffers from reasons #29,16,17,15, 10,
31. Half-assed romance plot.
32. Besides Ms. Cherrile, every character is somehow a teenager. For example: the mane six are young adults in the show(18-24) and the CMC are around 13 years old in the show, though both groups are in high school. Another example is that Photo Finish(an adult) is the school photographer, and Bic Mac is older than Applejack in the show, and is somehow still in high school.
33. GIRL DRAMA!
34. Flash plays the bass guitar so inaccurately, it would kill any guitar player. He doesn't wear a strap, tries to play a high note, plays it like a douche, treats the bass like it's a guitar, etc.
35. Flash has a mustang, like any douchy character in a high school movie.
36. All the girls wear the same dress for the prom, they just have different designs. Very lazy.
37. Rainbow Dash wears a skirt in public. That is out of character. Her hot shorts she wears under them barely prevents her design drom being a 0/10. Her cute hair does too, but whatever.
38. Twilight acts like an idiot all movie. She stumbles around, can't get anything done without spike's help, tries to use technology that she is not familar with, etc.
39. HUR DUR THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP IS UNSTOPPABLE!
40. For once, there are things that would count as pandering. Scootaloo does the chicken dance, Vinyl Scratch is the DJ, Trixie gets useless screentime, youtube is brought up and gets screentime, etc.
41. All the humans are multicolored, as in red...blue...green...
42. A hobo(twilight) walks into a high school and becomes prom queen, yet no one questions it.
43. No one can dance in the movie.
44. ...I got nothing else to say.

There may be more, but that's all I remember from a list I made online. I give it a 5/10 but now, after reading my list, I'm not sure that is an accurate score anymore.