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  1. [24/05/2014 21:46:22] charrielong: Hi Ste Hughes, I'd like to add you as a contact.
  2. [24/05/2014 22:22:25] *** Ste Hughes has shared contact details with God of SEO. ***
  3. [24/05/2014 22:22:32] Ste Hughes: God of faggotry
  4. [24/05/2014 22:22:36] Ste Hughes: what do you want
  5. [24/05/2014 22:24:12] Ste Hughes: ?
  6. [24/05/2014 22:43:58] God of SEO: Haha
  7. [24/05/2014 22:44:03] God of SEO: I think it's more the other way around
  8. [24/05/2014 22:44:18] God of SEO: What is it you'd want? Considering you seem to be quite obsessed with me
  9. [24/05/2014 22:45:21] Ste Hughes: I'm obcessed to the point where I tracked you down and added you to skype? right...
  10. [24/05/2014 22:45:22] Ste Hughes: good one
  11. [24/05/2014 22:49:29] God of SEO: Tracked you down? haha
  12. [24/05/2014 22:49:54] God of SEO: I clicked onto ur site that you and Daniel were arguing about, thought I'd ask why you were so obsessed with tweeting and making threads about me bcus ur Skype is in ur footer...
  13. [24/05/2014 22:50:30] Ste Hughes: Do you really have nothing better to do?
  14. [24/05/2014 22:50:36] Ste Hughes: You're site is fucking bullshit
  15. [24/05/2014 22:50:49] Ste Hughes: your claims are bullshit
  16. [24/05/2014 22:51:00] Ste Hughes: your stories are bullshit
  17. [24/05/2014 22:51:09] Ste Hughes: I caught you out on your pay day loan bullshit
  18. [24/05/2014 22:51:16] Ste Hughes: you take it down like a bitch in fear
  19. [24/05/2014 22:51:26] God of SEO: Haha, not because of you xD FARRR from you lool
  20. [24/05/2014 22:51:27] Ste Hughes: you make a post about "stopping a NSEO campaign"
  21. [24/05/2014 22:51:36] Ste Hughes: when your site is de-indexed
  22. [24/05/2014 22:51:38] Ste Hughes: god of SEO
  23. [24/05/2014 22:51:41] God of SEO: I actually print screened a friends site by accident, yup.. He bithced about it in BHU Priv Skype group, didn't wana get kicked out
  24. [24/05/2014 22:51:44] Ste Hughes: you're not even in fucking google mate
  25. [24/05/2014 22:51:50] God of SEO: HOW TO <
  26. [24/05/2014 22:51:54] God of SEO: Wasn't deindexed cus of neg seo xD
  27. [24/05/2014 22:52:00] Ste Hughes: you print screened 3 sites, you owned NONE of them
  28. [24/05/2014 22:52:16] God of SEO: 1 < of them, I actually print screened 2 on the SERP
  29. [24/05/2014 22:52:18] Ste Hughes: all 3 had "this was nothing to do with charles float" in the footer
  30. [24/05/2014 22:52:23] God of SEO: I actually have one ranking now xD
  31. [24/05/2014 22:52:33] God of SEO: can't even spell my 2nd name xd
  32. [24/05/2014 22:52:35] Ste Hughes: what world do you live in
  33. [24/05/2014 22:52:40] Ste Hughes: who the fuck cares?
  34. [24/05/2014 22:53:17] Ste Hughes: when you get caught out, you act like a bitch
  35. [24/05/2014 22:53:20] Ste Hughes: take it to email
  36. [24/05/2014 22:53:32] Ste Hughes: or DM, but you don't follow back so no one can reply
  37. [24/05/2014 22:53:35] Ste Hughes: good tactic
  38. [24/05/2014 22:53:39] God of SEO: I added you on Skype
  39. [24/05/2014 22:53:43] Ste Hughes: no other way to keep up the screen hiding the bullshit
  40. [24/05/2014 22:53:48] God of SEO: I only follow people, that I actually want to see tweets from
  41. [24/05/2014 22:54:01] God of SEO: I use twitter a LOT and it's my main social account, hence why I've been growing it so much
  42. [24/05/2014 22:54:14] Ste Hughes: do you actually believe the shit you say?
  43. [24/05/2014 22:54:29] God of SEO: Yup :)
  44. [24/05/2014 22:54:39] God of SEO: I've spent hours and hours growing my twitter account xD
  45. [24/05/2014 22:54:53] God of SEO: I don't want to have some BS from a random fat kid in Southport lool
  46. [24/05/2014 22:54:55] God of SEO: Also, fyi
  47. [24/05/2014 22:55:01] God of SEO: I'm moving out in 40 days < lol
  48. [24/05/2014 22:55:12] God of SEO: only turned 18 in late April, so of course I didn't move out prior
  49. [24/05/2014 22:55:14] Ste Hughes: and saying shit like "you don't even rank #1 for that term" is fucking stupid as well. I rank #2, I've got a fully booked diary for the next 8 weeks, its working well.
  50. [24/05/2014 22:55:26] God of SEO: #2 for a 110 monthly search KW
  51. [24/05/2014 22:55:29] God of SEO: and you're fully booked?
  52. [24/05/2014 22:55:33] God of SEO: And that's the ONLY keyword you rank for?7
  53. [24/05/2014 22:55:36] God of SEO: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAA
  54. [24/05/2014 22:55:39] Ste Hughes: when are you going to post pictures of this office btw?
  55. [24/05/2014 22:55:48] God of SEO: I was ranking #3 and #5 for "seo" joker you are haha
  56. [24/05/2014 22:55:49] Ste Hughes: I get 75% of my work from networking IRL
  57. [24/05/2014 22:55:57] God of SEO: I have 2 offices now haha
  58. [24/05/2014 22:56:00] Ste Hughes: seo is 10% of my plan
  59. [24/05/2014 22:56:02] God of SEO: They're in Mays income report
  60. [24/05/2014 22:56:02] Ste Hughes: bullshit
  61. [24/05/2014 22:56:04] Ste Hughes: you have nothing
  62. [24/05/2014 22:56:29] God of SEO: Cool, I'll @ you when they're up ;)
  63. [24/05/2014 22:56:40] God of SEO: Feel free to call my company number
  64. [24/05/2014 22:56:47] God of SEO: either will or evan (who work for me) will answer
  65. [24/05/2014 22:56:51] God of SEO: Maybe they can tell you differently xD
  66. [24/05/2014 22:56:52] Ste Hughes: dude if you are happy that all your 'success' is nothing but a lie crack on and enjoy life
  67. [24/05/2014 22:57:02] God of SEO: Oh, I enjoy life very much so.. haha
  68. [24/05/2014 22:57:07] Ste Hughes: you're blocked by me and have been for months
  69. [24/05/2014 22:57:19] Ste Hughes: honestly what ever
  70. [24/05/2014 22:57:22] Ste Hughes: I don't care
  71. [24/05/2014 22:57:23] God of SEO: Twitter blocked? I blocked you up until you started @ing me today xD
  72. [24/05/2014 22:57:36] God of SEO: I love how you're fully booked
  73. [24/05/2014 22:57:37] Ste Hughes: I blocked you months ago
  74. [24/05/2014 22:57:43] God of SEO: with a site that ranks #2 for a 110 monthly search kw
  75. [24/05/2014 22:57:49] God of SEO: that is the funniest shit I've heard all week
  76. [24/05/2014 22:58:08] Ste Hughes: yeah because seo must be the only way to market yourself
  77. [24/05/2014 22:58:10] Ste Hughes: jesus
  78. [24/05/2014 22:58:22] God of SEO: Well, according to you
  79. [24/05/2014 22:58:24] Ste Hughes: that £200 a year i spend for the chamber of commerce must be a waste wow ill stop doing that
  80. [24/05/2014 22:58:26] God of SEO: you're #2 and fully booked
  81. [24/05/2014 22:58:28] Ste Hughes: breakfast meetings, wow
  82. [24/05/2014 22:58:31] God of SEO: "so it's working quite nicely" xD
  83. [24/05/2014 22:58:34] Ste Hughes: waste of time
  84. [24/05/2014 22:58:47] Ste Hughes: mixing with my target market
  85. [24/05/2014 22:58:49] Ste Hughes: waste of time
  86. [24/05/2014 22:58:55] God of SEO: Oh yeh definetely
  87. [24/05/2014 22:59:01] God of SEO: because in your SEO career you've achieved so much
  88. [24/05/2014 22:59:38] Ste Hughes: I'm not an seo
  89. [24/05/2014 22:59:42] God of SEO: You have a site that ranks #2 for a 110 ms keyword, you've been banned for being a fail troll and are actually more hated on BHW than me hahaahaha and you so far, haven't got any case studies or work that has actually been credited
  90. [24/05/2014 23:00:02] God of SEO: Yet you seem to have the audacity to say to me that's achieved more in the last month than you have in your entire SEO "lifestyle" xD
  91. [24/05/2014 23:00:09] God of SEO: Go back to being a code monkey bro, you suit it more
  92. [24/05/2014 23:00:15] Ste Hughes: 1. I'm not hated on BHW
  93. 2. its a forum who gives a fuck
  94. [24/05/2014 23:00:34] Ste Hughes: btw you're an 'award winning' blogger - what award?
  95. [24/05/2014 23:00:48] Ste Hughes: [24 May 2014 22:59] Ste Hughes:
  96.  
  97. <<< I'm not an seo
  98. [24/05/2014 23:00:50] God of SEO: Yeh, I am xD
  99. [24/05/2014 23:00:53] Ste Hughes: I don't write case studies
  100. [24/05/2014 23:00:58] Ste Hughes: I don't do that shit
  101. [24/05/2014 23:00:59] God of SEO: Heart Internet gave me an award in November
  102. [24/05/2014 23:01:07] Ste Hughes: I'm a web designer
  103. [24/05/2014 23:01:08] God of SEO: 90Digital gave me an award in January
  104. [24/05/2014 23:01:15] God of SEO: I'm nominated this year for Young SEO xD
  105. [24/05/2014 23:01:15] Ste Hughes: never heard of them
  106. [24/05/2014 23:01:23] Ste Hughes: 'young seo'
  107. [24/05/2014 23:01:24] Ste Hughes: lmao
  108. [24/05/2014 23:01:26] Ste Hughes: wow
  109. [24/05/2014 23:01:29] God of SEO: UK SEO Awards <
  110. [24/05/2014 23:02:02] Ste Hughes: wow i bet so many people recognise you in the street
  111. [24/05/2014 23:02:03] God of SEO: http://www.searchawards.co.uk/
  112. [24/05/2014 23:02:03] God of SEO: enjoy
  113. [24/05/2014 23:02:11] God of SEO: Nope, they don't
  114. [24/05/2014 23:02:14] God of SEO: but at conferences they do
  115. [24/05/2014 23:02:22] God of SEO: I bet if you went to a conference, no one would give a flying fuck
  116. [24/05/2014 23:02:29] God of SEO: You'd be the asperges kid with a double chin in the corner xD
  117. [24/05/2014 23:02:42] Ste Hughes: looks like such a professional website by a well recognised and respected organisation
  118. [24/05/2014 23:02:52] God of SEO: Frantically trying to look busy whilst writing notes into your android tablet your mum bought off eBay 2 years ago
  119. [24/05/2014 23:03:11] God of SEO: Well, they've been running for a long time lool
  120. [24/05/2014 23:03:23] Ste Hughes: you're talking like I've tried to get fame or something???
  121. [24/05/2014 23:03:33] Ste Hughes: I could not care less about confrences
  122. [24/05/2014 23:03:38] Ste Hughes: web awards that mean fuck all
  123. [24/05/2014 23:03:40] Ste Hughes: case studies
  124. [24/05/2014 23:03:41] Ste Hughes: w/e
  125. [24/05/2014 23:03:42] God of SEO: Well, I get paid to talk at em
  126. [24/05/2014 23:03:47] God of SEO: So it's cool xD
  127. [24/05/2014 23:03:47] Ste Hughes: good for you
  128. [24/05/2014 23:03:51] Ste Hughes: its not cool
  129. [24/05/2014 23:03:53] Ste Hughes: it means nothing
  130. [24/05/2014 23:03:58] God of SEO: Hmmm...
  131. [24/05/2014 23:04:16] God of SEO: SO getting paid £600 for speaking for 20 minutes and doing 3 sessions
  132. [24/05/2014 23:04:18] God of SEO: Is nothing? ok xD
  133. [24/05/2014 23:04:29] Ste Hughes: wow so impress
  134. [24/05/2014 23:04:43] Ste Hughes: you think I'm jelly, I'm not. I give 0 fucks
  135. [24/05/2014 23:04:48] God of SEO: Haha okkk :)
  136. [24/05/2014 23:04:54] God of SEO: You should attend a conference
  137. [24/05/2014 23:04:59] God of SEO: I'd be happy to show you what a meta title is
  138. [24/05/2014 23:05:21] Ste Hughes: I bet you laughed at you're joke then
  139. [24/05/2014 23:05:30] Ste Hughes: thats so sad
  140. [24/05/2014 23:05:39] God of SEO: Nah
  141. [24/05/2014 23:05:44] God of SEO: Actually I'm on a video call with my GF atm
  142. [24/05/2014 23:05:47] God of SEO: she's laughing at you xD
  143. [24/05/2014 23:06:17] Ste Hughes: ok
  144. [24/05/2014 23:06:21] Ste Hughes: I'm happy for you mate
  145. [24/05/2014 23:06:22] Ste Hughes: wow
  146. [24/05/2014 23:06:27] Ste Hughes: you beat me down so hard on skype
  147. [24/05/2014 23:06:34] Ste Hughes: cutting for sadness
  148. [24/05/2014 23:06:37] Ste Hughes: life too tough
  149. [24/05/2014 23:06:38] God of SEO: Nah, I didn't
  150. [24/05/2014 23:06:40] God of SEO: But
  151. [24/05/2014 23:06:42] God of SEO: I'd be happy to IRL
  152. [24/05/2014 23:06:48] Ste Hughes: lmao
  153. [24/05/2014 23:06:52] Ste Hughes: ok name your place and time
  154. [24/05/2014 23:06:53] Ste Hughes: for real?
  155. [24/05/2014 23:06:56] Ste Hughes: I'm down
  156. [24/05/2014 23:06:57] God of SEO: Of course
  157. [24/05/2014 23:07:03] God of SEO: I've been doing krav maga and wing chun for 6 years xD
  158. [24/05/2014 23:07:08] Ste Hughes: thats fine
  159. [24/05/2014 23:07:09] God of SEO: What conferences you attending? If any
  160. [24/05/2014 23:07:11] Ste Hughes: I'm down
  161. [24/05/2014 23:07:14] Ste Hughes: none
  162. [24/05/2014 23:07:25] God of SEO: I'll rock up in my suit, speak at the conference then have a charity show match with you afterwards
  163. [24/05/2014 23:07:26] Ste Hughes: I don't go to wankathons about things I don't care about
  164. [24/05/2014 23:07:31] Ste Hughes: ok tweet it now
  165. [24/05/2014 23:07:33] God of SEO: Ya know, help the kids with every time I knock you down.
  166. [24/05/2014 23:07:49] Ste Hughes: tweet it now stop being a bitch
  167. [24/05/2014 23:07:51] Ste Hughes: I'm down
  168. [24/05/2014 23:08:13] Ste Hughes: tweet I'm going to fight @stehughes90 IRL
  169. [24/05/2014 23:08:21] Ste Hughes: I'm so down with this
  170. [24/05/2014 23:08:46] God of SEO: DOne.
  171. [24/05/2014 23:09:06] Ste Hughes: ok
  172. [24/05/2014 23:09:10] Ste Hughes: name your place and time
  173. [24/05/2014 23:09:11] God of SEO: I'll let my GF call the ambulance for you after, she says she'd be happy to watch you cry :)
  174. [24/05/2014 23:10:09] Ste Hughes: i dont care about her
  175. [24/05/2014 23:10:16] Ste Hughes: even less than you
  176. [24/05/2014 23:10:38] Ste Hughes: [24 May 2014 23:09] Ste Hughes:
  177.  
  178. <<< name your place and time
  179. [24/05/2014 23:10:40] God of SEO: Ok, well I'm in Canada july
  180. [24/05/2014 23:10:42] God of SEO: so June
  181. [24/05/2014 23:10:51] God of SEO: You can make it to Birmingham?
  182. [24/05/2014 23:10:58] God of SEO: Or outside the offices in London?
  183. [24/05/2014 23:11:05] God of SEO: I'll have Will film it and put it on YouTube
  184. [24/05/2014 23:11:57] God of SEO: Hahahahhaa look at you
  185. [24/05/2014 23:12:02] God of SEO: http://i.imgur.com/7z6fEBD.jpg
  186. [24/05/2014 23:12:03] Ste Hughes: look at me>
  187. [24/05/2014 23:12:13] Ste Hughes: birminham no problem
  188. [24/05/2014 23:12:15] God of SEO: You must weigh like 15 stone lool xD
  189. [24/05/2014 23:12:24] God of SEO: I'll nipple cripple your manboobs pal
  190. [24/05/2014 23:13:21] Ste Hughes: ok we will see
  191. [24/05/2014 23:14:34] God of SEO: Birmingham
  192. [24/05/2014 23:14:42] God of SEO: 7th of June
  193. [24/05/2014 23:14:45] God of SEO: Bull by the Bullring
  194. [24/05/2014 23:14:50] God of SEO: Tweet me ur train details, I'll be there
  195. [24/05/2014 23:17:55] Ste Hughes: I'll sort it tues
  196. [24/05/2014 23:18:00] Ste Hughes: ill tell you on here
  197. [24/05/2014 23:18:28] God of SEO: Alright, looking forward to it
  198. [24/05/2014 23:18:31] God of SEO: How tall are you? lol
  199. [24/05/2014 23:18:37] Ste Hughes: why
  200. [24/05/2014 23:18:38] God of SEO: How much you weigh?
  201. [24/05/2014 23:18:42] Ste Hughes: ?????
  202. [24/05/2014 23:18:42] God of SEO: Wana make a landing page :)
  203. [24/05/2014 23:18:52] Ste Hughes: 5 9
  204. [24/05/2014 23:18:53] God of SEO: So I can put the video up afterwards
  205. [24/05/2014 23:18:56] God of SEO: and laugh
  206. [24/05/2014 23:18:59] God of SEO: oh god, hahahhaa
  207. [24/05/2014 23:19:01] God of SEO: I'm 6,1 lool
  208. [24/05/2014 23:19:01] Ste Hughes: 18 stone
  209. [24/05/2014 23:19:05] God of SEO: 18 STONE PAHAHAHAHHAA
  210. [24/05/2014 23:19:11] Ste Hughes: ??????
  211. [24/05/2014 23:19:13] God of SEO: I'm 11 xD, 1.5% bodyfat
  212. [24/05/2014 23:19:18] God of SEO: lool
  213. [24/05/2014 23:19:33] Ste Hughes: less body fat than an athlete
  214. [24/05/2014 23:19:39] Ste Hughes: right
  215. [24/05/2014 23:19:44] God of SEO: Yup, I'm hypoglaecimic
  216. [24/05/2014 23:19:49] God of SEO: and used to be an athelete lool
  217. [24/05/2014 23:19:56] Ste Hughes: bullshit
  218. [24/05/2014 23:19:59] God of SEO: I did sprinting for my borough til I toar the ligerment in my leg
  219. [24/05/2014 23:20:06] God of SEO: Be happy to show you, I can still run 100m in under 12s
  220. [24/05/2014 23:20:20] Ste Hughes: wow so quick
  221. [24/05/2014 23:20:33] Ste Hughes: charles bolt
  222. [24/05/2014 23:20:43] God of SEO: Indeed
  223. [24/05/2014 23:20:53] God of SEO: 5,9 and 18 stone.. Joker pal
  224. [24/05/2014 23:20:58] God of SEO: Bet you're still a virgin as well lool
  225. [24/05/2014 23:21:08] Ste Hughes: yup
  226. [24/05/2014 23:21:12] Ste Hughes: 2" dick
  227. [24/05/2014 23:21:18] Ste Hughes: so embarrassed
  228. [24/05/2014 23:21:22] Ste Hughes: plz dnt tell wurld
  229. [24/05/2014 23:21:53] God of SEO: Haha standard internet troll then xD
  230. [24/05/2014 23:22:15] God of SEO: Can't get laid so takes frustrations out on people who can lool
  231. [24/05/2014 23:22:38] Ste Hughes: yeah i guess mate
  232. [24/05/2014 23:23:14] God of SEO: Alright, Skype me the details
  233. [24/05/2014 23:23:16] God of SEO: I'm looking forward to it
  234. [24/05/2014 23:23:21] God of SEO: I'll bring a pal to record it lool
  235. [24/05/2014 23:23:26] Ste Hughes: no problem
  236. [24/05/2014 23:23:59] Ste Hughes: get a sponsor to hook up a boxing ring - lets do this
  237. [24/05/2014 23:24:12] God of SEO: Boxing ring? Haha no
  238. [24/05/2014 23:24:17] God of SEO: We're bare knuckle you tard
  239. [24/05/2014 23:24:39] Ste Hughes: i don't want a boxing match
  240. [24/05/2014 23:24:43] Ste Hughes: we do this properly
  241. [24/05/2014 23:24:46] Ste Hughes: real cameras
  242. [24/05/2014 23:24:47] God of SEO: I don't do boxing.. You try to swing at me, I'll just scissor lock your arm and break it xD
  243. [24/05/2014 23:24:51] Ste Hughes: not your mate and his ipod
  244. [24/05/2014 23:25:02] God of SEO: Yeh, he's a fucking photography student you naus
  245. [24/05/2014 23:25:08] Ste Hughes: naus?
  246. [24/05/2014 23:25:25] God of SEO: It's Birmingham slang for retard.
  247. [24/05/2014 23:26:13] Ste Hughes: ok well I'm really susprised I didn't know that seeing as I spend so much time in birmingham mate
  248. [24/05/2014 23:26:24] God of SEO: Yeh, of course
  249. [24/05/2014 23:26:35] God of SEO: Cus u can totally afford to travel xD
  250. [24/05/2014 23:26:54] God of SEO: Business Class flights to Canada every time I go, but w/e xD
  251. [24/05/2014 23:27:29] Ste Hughes: I don't like to travel much, but what ever I'm happy for you
  252. [24/05/2014 23:27:39] Ste Hughes: again you're assumming people want everything you have
  253. [24/05/2014 23:27:47] Ste Hughes: or claim to have
  254. [24/05/2014 23:27:47] God of SEO: Yeh, I know your type.
  255. [24/05/2014 23:27:51] Ste Hughes: pretend to have
  256. [24/05/2014 23:28:02] God of SEO: Haha, pretend kwl
  257. [24/05/2014 23:28:20] God of SEO: I'll come to the fight in my high tops
  258. [24/05/2014 23:28:27] God of SEO: imprint Jimmy Choo on the side of your face
  259. [24/05/2014 23:28:39] Ste Hughes: who is jimmy choo
  260. [24/05/2014 23:29:21] God of SEO: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  261. [24/05/2014 23:29:25] God of SEO: it's a designer pal
  262. [24/05/2014 23:29:28] God of SEO: £500 shoes xD
  263. [24/05/2014 23:29:36] God of SEO: I've got 2 pairs lool
  264. [24/05/2014 23:29:43] Ste Hughes: wow thats cute mate
  265. [24/05/2014 23:29:58] God of SEO: Yeh, pretend.. Aw, I love it
  266. [24/05/2014 23:31:31] Ste Hughes: did you borrow these shoes off your girlfriend
  267. [24/05/2014 23:31:41] Ste Hughes: the ones i see look like they have sequins
  268. [24/05/2014 23:31:44] Ste Hughes: thats so cool mate
  269. [24/05/2014 23:32:20] God of SEO: http://i.gyazo.com/e1f059ba36e6326951994514184de903.png
  270. [24/05/2014 23:32:27] God of SEO: my GF is even joining in the banter now
  271. [24/05/2014 23:32:30] God of SEO: Ah, I love that girl xD
  272. [24/05/2014 23:32:41] God of SEO: Sequins? xD
  273. [24/05/2014 23:32:45] God of SEO: It's snake skin leather lool
  274. [24/05/2014 23:32:48] God of SEO: Shiny as fuckkk xD
  275. [24/05/2014 23:32:57] Ste Hughes: wow so impressed
  276. [24/05/2014 23:33:50] Ste Hughes: Anyway mate, its 11.30. Going to go, enjoy your night. I'll get those trains details sorted. You use your considerable influence to sort a real event out.
  277. [24/05/2014 23:33:51] God of SEO: Beat your ass down, go to the pub then go home and fuck her.. What a good day it'll be.
  278. [24/05/2014 23:33:59] Ste Hughes: so happy for you
  279. [24/05/2014 23:34:06] Ste Hughes: bye
  280. [24/05/2014 23:34:10] God of SEO: Mate? Nah...
  281. [24/05/2014 23:34:15] God of SEO: I'll sort something out, yehj
  282. [24/05/2014 23:40:36] Ste Hughes: oh shit btw
  283. [24/05/2014 23:40:42] Ste Hughes: your driving license thread
  284. [24/05/2014 23:40:46] Ste Hughes: you never bring that up
  285. [24/05/2014 23:40:48] Ste Hughes: why not?
  286. [24/05/2014 23:41:31] God of SEO: cus I was stupid, and posted a fake driving license
  287. [24/05/2014 23:41:44] God of SEO: I have my real one with me in my wallet downstairs though
  288. [24/05/2014 23:43:31] God of SEO: Feel free to ask my Mrs :)
  289. [24/05/2014 23:44:11] Ste Hughes: ok give me her skype
  290. [24/05/2014 23:44:19] God of SEO: She only video calls
  291. [24/05/2014 23:44:23] God of SEO: She favorite'd a tweet do
  292. [24/05/2014 23:44:30] God of SEO: u can @ her if you plz
  293. [24/05/2014 23:44:39] Ste Hughes: convient
  294. [24/05/2014 23:44:53] God of SEO: Ah, shall I add you to the Skype call instead?
  295. [24/05/2014 23:45:25] Ste Hughes: no its ok ill meet her when we fight
  296. [24/05/2014 23:45:54] God of SEO: Nah, she's not coming to the one on Saturday
  297. [24/05/2014 23:46:02] God of SEO: She works, has Monday and Tuesday off
  298. [24/05/2014 23:46:29] Ste Hughes: I work too mate - if I'm willing to take a day off so can she
  299. [24/05/2014 23:46:44] God of SEO: You work for yourself
  300. [24/05/2014 23:46:48] God of SEO: She has limited holiday......
  301. [24/05/2014 23:46:54] God of SEO: Prolly earns more than you as well xD
  302. [24/05/2014 23:47:06] Ste Hughes: yeah I heard asda pay a lot
  303. [24/05/2014 23:47:19] God of SEO: haha
  304. [24/05/2014 23:47:24] God of SEO: she works for UTC Aerospace Systems pal
  305. [24/05/2014 23:47:34] God of SEO: She's an aerospace engineer, good money
  306. [24/05/2014 23:47:47] God of SEO: Want me to add you to the call? Or are you scared of getting shut down by a girl? :/
  307. [24/05/2014 23:47:53] God of SEO: The 100th one to do it to you I'm guessing
  308. [24/05/2014 23:48:13] Ste Hughes: no mic, no point
  309. [24/05/2014 23:49:29] God of SEO: Aww
  310. [24/05/2014 23:49:32] God of SEO: cant afford a headset?
  311. [24/05/2014 23:49:48] God of SEO: Or mum doesn't let you speak up when its past ur bedtime?
  312. [24/05/2014 23:50:13] Ste Hughes: I meet people IRL not talk to my girlfriend though skype
  313. [24/05/2014 23:50:28] Ste Hughes: and you're the one who lives at home bro
  314. [24/05/2014 23:50:32] God of SEO: ur GF? Mine ty
  315. [24/05/2014 23:50:40] God of SEO: I'm not at home
  316. [24/05/2014 23:50:52] God of SEO: moving out in 40 days xD
  317. [24/05/2014 23:50:55] God of SEO: How old ru? xD
  318. [24/05/2014 23:50:59] God of SEO: 1990 so what 6 years older
  319. [24/05/2014 23:51:03] God of SEO: 24 lol
  320. [24/05/2014 23:51:08] God of SEO: My GFs actually closer to ur age xD
  321. [24/05/2014 23:51:12] Ste Hughes: believe me mate I'm aware you're girlfriend is not mine. It's a hard concept but I got it.
  322. [24/05/2014 23:51:21] God of SEO: I'm getting birds ur age and you don't get shit lool
  323. [24/05/2014 23:52:03] Ste Hughes: I just don't know
  324. [24/05/2014 23:52:10] Ste Hughes: if you're stupid, or just a prick
  325. [24/05/2014 23:52:14] Ste Hughes: I really don't
  326. [24/05/2014 23:52:34] God of SEO: well, according to mensa i'm not stupid
  327. [24/05/2014 23:52:45] God of SEO: but will admit I'm a bit a bit of a dick, yes :)
  328. [24/05/2014 23:53:49] God of SEO: Then again.. for some odd reason, girls like dicks :)
  329. [24/05/2014 23:57:07] Ste Hughes: that your girlfriend on the right?
  330. [24/05/2014 23:57:08] Ste Hughes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bml-zVhCMAI_r7f.jpg:large
  331. [24/05/2014 23:57:36] God of SEO: yup, god awful pic lool
  332. [24/05/2014 23:57:47] Ste Hughes: she is 1 fat bitch mate
  333. [24/05/2014 23:57:50] God of SEO: both pissed after circ du soleil premier and I was feeling up her ass in public
  334. [24/05/2014 23:57:53] God of SEO: haha fat? hahahahaha
  335. [24/05/2014 23:57:58] God of SEO: she's 5,6 and weighs fuck all xD
  336. [24/05/2014 23:58:00] God of SEO: 9 stone lool
  337. [24/05/2014 23:58:05] Ste Hughes: she has a double chin mate
  338. [24/05/2014 23:58:10] God of SEO: Quarter Korean, rounded face lool
  339. [24/05/2014 23:58:21] God of SEO: She's laughing xD
  340. [24/05/2014 23:58:29] Ste Hughes: is she
  341. [24/05/2014 23:58:30] Ste Hughes: right
  342. [24/05/2014 23:58:33] God of SEO: I'd be happy to show you a photo of her normal face with no glasses xD
  343. [24/05/2014 23:58:42] Ste Hughes: go for it
  344. [24/05/2014 23:58:54 | Removed 23:58:57] God of SEO: This message has been removed.
  345. [24/05/2014 23:59:03] God of SEO: https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/734201_10152169144679703_585118479_n.jpg
  346. [24/05/2014 23:59:05] God of SEO: ^ her body
  347. [24/05/2014 23:59:11] God of SEO: https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/734201_10152169144679703_585118479_n.jpg
  348. [24/05/2014 23:59:13] God of SEO: ^ her face
  349. [24/05/2014 23:59:21] Ste Hughes: no way is she 9 stone mate
  350. [24/05/2014 23:59:35] Ste Hughes: same image twice btw
  351. [24/05/2014 23:59:37] God of SEO: well I've seen her get on schales xD
  352. [24/05/2014 23:59:48] God of SEO: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10342430_10152485329514703_6806055374500185138_n.jpg
  353. [24/05/2014 23:59:50] God of SEO: ^ her face
  354. [25/05/2014 00:00:15] Ste Hughes: seen no evidence of her not being fat
  355. [25/05/2014 00:00:16] Ste Hughes: but ok
  356. [25/05/2014 00:00:21] Ste Hughes: anyway
  357. [25/05/2014 00:00:26] Ste Hughes: I'm going bed bro
  358. [25/05/2014 00:00:27] God of SEO: haha kk
  359. [25/05/2014 00:00:28] Ste Hughes: on my own
  360. [25/05/2014 00:00:31] Ste Hughes: cry myself to sleep
  361. [25/05/2014 00:00:31] Ste Hughes: wow
  362. [25/05/2014 00:00:33] God of SEO: awww, poor you
  363. [25/05/2014 00:00:35] Ste Hughes: bye
  364. [25/05/2014 16:26:52] Ste Hughes: this fight
  365. [25/05/2014 16:27:03] Ste Hughes: I'm 100% down to do this
  366. [25/05/2014 16:27:24] Ste Hughes: what do you propose for this? I'm not fighting you in the street like a thug.
  367. [25/05/2014 16:27:38] Ste Hughes: we rent a gym or octogon or something
  368. [25/05/2014 16:27:43] Ste Hughes: we do this properly
  369. [25/05/2014 16:46:36] God of SEO: lol, why not in the Street?
  370. [25/05/2014 16:47:02] God of SEO: I don't know any gym owners except the one I go to for training
  371. [25/05/2014 16:47:09] God of SEO: and they don't do rentals on weekends
  372. [25/05/2014 22:36:32] Ste Hughes: send me a link to this gym
  373. [25/05/2014 22:37:01] Ste Hughes: street fighting is for drunken thugs and chavs, I'm not either.
  374. [26/05/2014 00:18:39] God of SEO: http://www.fightingfitcitygym.com/
  375. [26/05/2014 00:19:13] God of SEO: They won't let you fight without boxing gloves on
  376. [26/05/2014 00:19:16] God of SEO: and I don't fight like that..
  377. [26/05/2014 19:46:33] God of SEO: lol, nice house bro
  378. [26/05/2014 19:47:14] God of SEO: How much? xD Like £135k MAX? XDDDD
  379. [26/05/2014 19:48:11] God of SEO: Probably not even yours lol
  380. [26/05/2014 19:48:16] Ste Hughes: ???
  381. [26/05/2014 19:48:24] Ste Hughes: i don't live in a house
  382. [26/05/2014 19:48:31] God of SEO: Well 16? xD
  383. [26/05/2014 19:48:35] God of SEO: An apt oh god
  384. [26/05/2014 19:48:37] God of SEO: same road apts
  385. [26/05/2014 19:48:39] God of SEO: on ur road
  386. [26/05/2014 19:48:42] God of SEO: like £56k xDDDD
  387. [26/05/2014 19:48:52] Ste Hughes: what are you on about?
  388. [26/05/2014 19:49:10] God of SEO: lool ur a joker
  389. [26/05/2014 19:49:26] God of SEO: I have more in savings than you earn a year in total xD
  390. [26/05/2014 19:49:50] Ste Hughes: I give 0 shits.
  391. [26/05/2014 19:50:00] God of SEO: oh god
  392. [26/05/2014 19:50:03] God of SEO: TSO Host xDDDDDDDDDD
  393. [26/05/2014 19:50:09] God of SEO: £5/month for ur hosting, how cute! xDDDDDD
  394. [26/05/2014 19:50:12] God of SEO: and ur a web developer lolol
  395. [26/05/2014 19:50:28] Ste Hughes: I don't host with TSO - i got the domain there though.
  396. [26/05/2014 19:50:33] Ste Hughes: I mean
  397. [26/05/2014 19:50:41] Ste Hughes: why are you so threatened by me
  398. [26/05/2014 19:50:51] Ste Hughes: that you're tracking me down to my house
  399. [26/05/2014 19:50:54] God of SEO: Threatened?
  400. [26/05/2014 19:50:58] God of SEO: You're my first troll
  401. [26/05/2014 19:50:58] Ste Hughes: and looking at my hosting
  402. [26/05/2014 19:51:00] God of SEO: Gotta laugh at you
  403. [26/05/2014 19:51:07] Ste Hughes: well what reason would you do it for?
  404. [26/05/2014 19:51:13] Ste Hughes: you're scared of something bro
  405. [26/05/2014 19:51:28] God of SEO: Bored, finished all my work for today and rofl'ing at you making Memes for me :D
  406. [26/05/2014 19:51:50] Ste Hughes: you're pathetic mate, you really are.
  407. [26/05/2014 19:52:07] God of SEO: Says the one making Memes of me for Twitter? xD
  408. [26/05/2014 19:52:34] Ste Hughes: you makes memes of cutts
  409. [26/05/2014 19:52:38] Ste Hughes: you made a fucking website for it
  410. [26/05/2014 19:52:43] Ste Hughes: ???
  411. [26/05/2014 19:53:37] God of SEO: Yeh, for traffic
  412. [26/05/2014 19:53:41] God of SEO: and it did ridicolously well
  413. [26/05/2014 19:53:42] God of SEO: still does
  414. [26/05/2014 19:53:50] Ste Hughes: did it?
  415. [26/05/2014 19:54:20] Ste Hughes: vast majority of them have no comments or likes
  416. [26/05/2014 19:55:35] God of SEO: So?
  417. [26/05/2014 19:55:49] Ste Hughes: [26 May 2014 19:53] God of SEO:
  418.  
  419. <<< it did ridicolously wellkind of goes against that statement
  420. [26/05/2014 19:56:10] God of SEO: http://i.gyazo.com/d1d8f69e54445d99e9eb303da0932444.png
  421. [26/05/2014 19:56:13] God of SEO: for a microsite
  422. [26/05/2014 19:56:19] God of SEO: that I spent 15 minutes making
  423. [26/05/2014 19:56:27] God of SEO: and an hour in total uploading memes/gifs etc..
  424. [26/05/2014 19:56:32] Ste Hughes: 20-50 hits a day is not
  425. [26/05/2014 19:56:33] Ste Hughes: [26 May 2014 19:53] God of SEO:
  426.  
  427. <<< it did ridicolously well
  428. [26/05/2014 19:56:34] God of SEO: a couple hundred referrals each month is nice
  429. [26/05/2014 19:56:44] God of SEO: I'd say that is pretty good for an hour and 15 minutes micro-site
  430. [26/05/2014 19:56:49] God of SEO: that I spent $20 on for domains xD
  431. [26/05/2014 19:57:10] Ste Hughes: [26 May 2014 19:56] God of SEO:
  432.  
  433. <<< I'd say that is pretty good for an hour and 15 minutes micro-site[26 May 2014 19:56] God of SEO:
  434.  
  435. <<< that I spent 15 minutes making
  436. [26/05/2014 19:57:14] Ste Hughes: make up your mind
  437. [26/05/2014 19:58:16] God of SEO: 15 minutes making
  438. [26/05/2014 19:58:20] God of SEO: [26 May 2014 19:56] God of SEO:
  439.  
  440. <<< and an hour in total uploading memes/gifs etc..
  441. [26/05/2014 19:58:33] Ste Hughes: so it wasn't quite 15 mins then
  442. [26/05/2014 19:58:36] Ste Hughes: interesting
  443. [26/05/2014 19:58:40] God of SEO: 15 minutes MAKING the site
  444. [26/05/2014 19:58:43] God of SEO: an hour adding content :)
  445. [26/05/2014 19:58:55] Ste Hughes: wow mate good work
  446. [26/05/2014 19:59:34] God of SEO: ty (heart)
  447. [26/05/2014 19:59:44] God of SEO: Ah, I do get kicks out of ur tweets though
  448. [26/05/2014 19:59:46] God of SEO: I liked the virgin one
  449. [26/05/2014 19:59:52] God of SEO: my mrs laughed pretty hard too
  450. [26/05/2014 19:59:59] Ste Hughes: did she
  451. [26/05/2014 20:00:09] Ste Hughes: you must get laid lots seeing as shes in canada
  452. [26/05/2014 20:00:27] God of SEO: Well I'm there 8 months this year xD
  453. [26/05/2014 20:00:37] God of SEO: and shes here for 3 months this year
  454. [26/05/2014 20:00:38] God of SEO: Sooooo
  455. [26/05/2014 20:00:46] God of SEO: Ya know, dont get to see her for a month
  456. [26/05/2014 20:00:49] Ste Hughes: wow I'm so happy
  457. [26/05/2014 20:00:50] God of SEO: Just Skypesex, easy time
  458. [26/05/2014 20:01:15] Ste Hughes: I'm surprised you found a girl thats as much of a cunt as you though, good job
  459. [26/05/2014 20:01:15] God of SEO: Ah, an actual client just emailed me
  460. [26/05/2014 20:01:23] God of SEO: Forgot to send out the Invoice for June
  461. [26/05/2014 20:01:29] God of SEO: Damn, more moneys for me
  462. [26/05/2014 20:01:31] God of SEO: Cya n1qqa
  463. [26/05/2014 20:01:36] Ste Hughes: paddy power?
  464. [26/05/2014 20:01:57] Ste Hughes: oh yeah, i spoke to the head of search at PP. they never heard of you.
  465. [26/05/2014 20:02:00] God of SEO: Nope, Kybotech actually!
  466. [26/05/2014 20:02:20] God of SEO: Couple 10 mil company
  467. [26/05/2014 20:02:22] God of SEO: but w/e yaknow..
  468. [26/05/2014 20:02:36] Ste Hughes: nice job mate
  469. [26/05/2014 20:03:13] God of SEO: oh Paddy Power?
  470. [26/05/2014 20:03:13] God of SEO: http://i.gyazo.com/76eed78fefc179f49b8a6560b52288ef.png
  471. [26/05/2014 20:03:16] God of SEO: You mean that paddy power right?
  472. [26/05/2014 20:03:20] God of SEO: Peace idiot xD
  473. [26/05/2014 20:03:54] Ste Hughes: they never heard of you though mate, just found that interesting
  474. [26/05/2014 20:04:13] God of SEO: Yeh, cus there head of search does everything for them o.O
  475. [26/05/2014 20:04:23] Ste Hughes: does he?
  476. [26/05/2014 20:04:29] God of SEO: Nope lol
  477. [26/05/2014 20:04:31] God of SEO: I just did consulting
  478. [26/05/2014 20:04:34] God of SEO: hence the PP $$$
  479. [26/05/2014 20:04:40] God of SEO: for one of their staff
  480. [26/05/2014 20:04:51] God of SEO: OnPage analysis of some penalized inner pages
  481. [26/05/2014 20:04:59] God of SEO: and showed him some nice links within iGaming
  482. [26/05/2014 20:05:05] Ste Hughes: yeah you're an exper at that
  483. [26/05/2014 20:05:08] God of SEO: Idk why I'm telling ya this, but still.. proved you wrong xD
  484. [26/05/2014 20:05:16] Ste Hughes: getting sites un penalised
  485. [26/05/2014 20:05:18] God of SEO: Cya anyway, gonna go invoice £4.25k
  486. [26/05/2014 20:05:21] God of SEO: Peace
  487. [26/05/2014 20:05:29] Ste Hughes: bullshit
  488. [26/05/2014 20:05:30] Ste Hughes: but ok
  489. [26/05/2014 20:06:04] God of SEO: http://i.gyazo.com/91cd86fb0a3a3636307acaac9c90fdd6.png
  490. [26/05/2014 20:06:05] God of SEO: cya
  491. [26/05/2014 20:06:29] Ste Hughes: don't see how that proves shit
  492. [26/05/2014 20:06:32] Ste Hughes: but bye mate
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