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Like a boss (Song Parody)

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  1. >The Boss in Equestria
  2. >You're sitting in your office when the inspector pony comes in
  3. >"Hello Mr Anon, thank you for having me."
  4. The pleasure is all mine.
  5. >"So you're in charge here at Rapebusters, is that correct?"
  6. Definitely. I'm the boss.
  7. >"Okay, take us through a day in the life of the boss."
  8. >He asks as he pulls out a clipboard
  9. Sure. Well the first thing I do is...
  10. >He readies his pen
  11. Open my eyes!
  12. LIKE A BOSS
  13. Head to the bathroom!
  14. LIKE A BOSS
  15. Perform the routine!
  16. LIKE A BOSS
  17. Eat some breakfast!
  18. Like a boss
  19. Answer the door!
  20. LIKE A BOSS
  21. "That's not my fetish!"
  22. LIKE A BOSS
  23. Walk to work!
  24. LIKE A BOSS
  25. File taxes!
  26. Like a boss
  27. Get a phone call!
  28. LIKE A BOSS
  29. "That's not my fetish!"
  30. LIKE A BOSS
  31. Slam the phone down!
  32. LIKE A BOSS
  33. Go to the bathroom!
  34. Like a boss
  35. Take a big shit!
  36. LIKE A BOSS
  37. Wipe my ass!
  38. LIKE A BOSS
  39. See Timeturner!
  40. LIKE A BOSS
  41. "You're fired!"
  42. Like a boss
  43. Go back in my room!
  44. LIKE A BOSS
  45. Call Pinkie!
  46. LIKE A BOSS
  47. Have phone sex!
  48. LIKE A BOSS
  49. Flutters finds out!
  50. Like a boss
  51. Tie a noose!
  52. LIKE A BOSS
  53. Stand on the chair!
  54. LIKE A BOSS
  55. "Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it shiiiit!"
  56. Be a bitch!
  57. LIKE A BOSS
  58. Leave the building!
  59. LIKE A BOSS
  60. Kick Flutters!
  61. LIKE A BOSS
  62. Get arrested!
  63. Like a boss
  64. Fucked in the ass!
  65. LIKE A BOSS
  66. Break out of prison!
  67. LIKE A BOSS
  68. Shit in Twilight's sink!
  69. LIKE A BOSS
  70. "Stupid Mary Sue!"
  71. Like a boss
  72. Flutters comes back!
  73. LIKE A BOSS
  74. Punch her in the twat!
  75. LIKE A BOSS
  76. Get stuck!
  77. LIKE A BOSS
  78. Flail my arm around!
  79. Like a boss
  80. Fling her off!
  81. LIKE A BOSS
  82. Into an onion stand!
  83. LIKE A BOSS
  84. Smell rank onions!
  85. LIKE A BOSS
  86. Shrek is there!
  87. Like a boss
  88. >"It's all ogre!"
  89. LIKE A BOSS
  90. He kills her!
  91. LIKE A BOSS
  92. Then he leaves!
  93. LIKE A BOSS
  94. The Princess gets there!
  95. Like a boss
  96. She looks at me!
  97. LIKE A BOSS
  98. Sent to the rape dungeon!
  99. LIKE A BOSS
  100. Sex all the time!
  101. LIKE A BOSS
  102. Try to escape!
  103. Like a boss
  104. Now I'm dead!
  105. LIKE A BOSS
  106. All because of...
  107. LIKE A BOSS
  108. Fucking Flutters!
  109. LIKE A BOSS
  110. >The pony looks at you like you're fucking crazy or something
  111. >"So...that's an average day for you?"
  112. Of course.
  113. >"You get raped, meet Shrek, and die?"
  114. Fuck yeah.
  115. >"And I think at one point there you said something about being raped in jail?"
  116. Nope.
  117. >"Actually I am pretty sure you did."
  118. Nah...that's not me.
  119. >He picks up his clipboard and stands
  120. >"Okay, this has been eye opening for me."
  121. I'm the boss.
  122. >"Yeah I know, you said it like 300 times."
  123. I'm the boss.
  124. >"I got it."
  125. >He walks away
  126. I'm the boss.
  127. >"Okay great I heard you. Bye."
  128.  
  129. LIKE A BOSS
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