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LordAnubis

Runt Return

Jun 17th, 2012
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  1. >Own a fluffy pegasus mare named BlueJay.
  2. >She's the sweetest thing you ever did see.
  3. >Never disobedient, never forgets what you tell her, and best of all, she's going to have babies!
  4. >Your friends all love BlueJay, and they've agreed to take the babies after they've grown up.
  5. >You're so excited. You got a high class breeder to bring over a stud to do the deed.
  6. >The fluffies become friends instantly.
  7. >Even after the special hugs, they played blocks and hide & seek together for a few hours while you and the breeder played some video games.
  8. >New amigo unlocked.
  9. >It's been two weeks, and BlueJay is ready to have her babies.
  10. >Her legs flail uselessly in the air and you carry her to an old towel you've layed on the ground.
  11. >Time for the miracle of birth.
  12. >Her blue fluff quivers as she strains to push out the first baby.
  13. >After a few minutes of struggling, the baby slides out.
  14. >You catch it and hand it to the mother.
  15. >”Bwoojay wuv babeh!” She tenderly licks the baby clean, then positions it over her now swollen teat, where it suckles milk.
  16. >”Good baybeh, dwink miwk...ahhh!” She starts straining again.
  17. >Another little one comes out. The same routine happens.
  18. >She's only halfway done, though.
  19. >As the two newborns drink their fill, a third comes out.
  20. >”So many baybehs! Bwoojay be happy mumma!”
  21. >She now has three different shades of blue nuzzling her belly.
  22. >She squints her eyes and breaths heavily one last time, then the final baby comes out.
  23. >She doesn't look happy, though.
  24. >”Is smewwy baybeh! Bad baybeh!”
  25. >Uhoh, you worried this could happen.
  26. >As litter size increases, so do the chances of getting a runt.
  27. >Mothers identify runts by their smell, hence their fluffy name of “smelly baby.”
  28. >Luckily, you came prepared.
  29. >Some guy posted a very helpful guide to disguising a runt's smell so that the mother accepts it.
  30. >You go to the bathroom to grab some Old Spice Body Spray.
  31. >Hello, ladies.
  32. >Moving on, as you're walking out of the bathroom you see the mother holding the runt.
  33. >Huh. Maybe she did accept him after all.
  34. >”Yuu no weady yet. Go back in mumma tiww weady.”
  35. >Ready? Go back in-
  36. >She leans over as far as she can without crushing her other babies that are still nuzzling, and pushes the runt back into her fluffy vagina.
  37. >OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!
  38. >You drop the spray and run over, trying everything to push the baby back out.
  39. >Squeezing, pressing, nothing's working.
  40. >”Owwie! Why Daddy huwt Bwoojay? Nu huwt! Need wuv baybehs!”
  41. >It's no use. You'll just have to wait for the body to come out on its own.
  42. >Poor little thing.
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  47. >Two days later, the momma is snuggling with her babies.
  48. >They're napping, their tiny little hooves moving as they dream of running through fields of grass.
  49. >You wish you could drink this in more, but you're still really freaked out about what the mother did to the runt.
  50. >The body still hasn't come out yet. You're beginning to worry about the risk of infection.
  51. >Suddenly the mother rolls on her back and starts moaning.
  52. >You see a little head poke out between her legs.
  53. >About time. Any longer and you'd have to take her to the vet, and she hates having to go to the-
  54. >You see her grab the runt's body and lick it clean like she did with the others.
  55. >You feel sick.
  56. >Then you see it move.
  57. >It starts chirping, and the mother gives it a warm hug.
  58. >”Baybeh weady now, haf miwk.”
  59. >She places it at her teat, and it starts suckling.
  60. >It's the same size as the others. No signs of injury or anything.
  61. >And it's suckling happily as if nothing happened.
  62. >You pass out.
  63. >”Heehee, siwwy Daddy. Yuu go to Daddy bed fow nappy times!”
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