Piss Poor Group Session 42

[18:04] * Rabtar  when we left our group they had just met the strange time traveling pony Swamp_Shadow and her friend. After deciding to bed down for the night it is now morning. Elektron wakes up to find the head and upper body of a sentry bot at his hooves, I bet if he took it to that headless one the bite marke would match...
[18:06] * Swamp_Shadow yawns and stretches as she rolls out of her bedroll. "Hoo Wee! Feels like Ah've been asleep for a week. At least Ah woke up with back with y'all instead of twenty five years farther back in time, huh?"
[18:06] * Elektron yawns and stretches, "Morning everypo-" he begins, but stops upon seeing the head "... I'm almost certain I didn't do that..."
[18:06] * Ragebrew slept next to the stair way, a frag mine hidden at the top of them. Her eyes cracked open and she let out a long yawn before going about her morning ritual. Disarm the mine, find a friendly bush outside, lick the morning dew off the side of the building, and prepare breakfast. Apples. More. Fucking. Apples. "I can't think a way to cook these...."
[18:07] * Spectre will remain aslee as long as possible because eww.... Day.
[18:08] * Ragebrew looked over at Swamp_Shadow "That feeling will pass. At least it's not like ya got stuck in the same pose for a month and some change." She sliced the apple thin and fried them up.
[18:11] * Ragebrew crunched on an apple seed as she threw the pieces into the pan, looking over at Elektron "See Amy stopped by to give ya a present. How sweet."
[18:12] * Elektron turns it the sentry head around, "Does Amy have teeth strong enough to bite through its exterior?" he says, pointing to the chomp marks
[18:13] * Ragebrew nodded as she stirred "Geckos can clamp through metal armor easily enough. And Amy was a biiig girl."
[18:14] * Mad_Modd  Mercy is still out cold, snuggled up with Swampy's wounded friend
[18:14] * Swamp_Shadow smiles. "Geckos? Now those are good eating. I'm more used to radigator, but they're very similar."
[18:17] * Ragebrew shrugged, serving out slices of apples. "Never had radigator. Ate a lot of frog and G.A.S. though. They taste close enough. Nature got lazy and just made everything taste the same for convience."
[18:18] * Elektron pushes the head away, "So where do we go from here?"
[18:18] * Ragebrew looked at the tech pony. "Depends on how long it takes ya to rig together that packmule. I'd rather not have to carry an unconscious mare for several days."
[18:20] * Elektron nods "Shouldn't be too much longer, but where do we go from there?"
[18:22] <+Ragebrew> "We either head to Harmony Heights, or we take the long trek back to Newton. Hmm... Can ya show me where that power cut was? We'll want to make our way to that MAS Hub once we get kitted up. Hopefully we'll find some good gear in there for when we go blitz Old App and get Long back."
[18:24] * Ragebrew looked to Swamp_Shadow "And what about yer friend and ya? I'd see if ya wanna join my little crusade against slavers and cultists, but, well, it'll make this place look like a cakewalk."
[18:25] * Elektron nods, and starts work on the again
[18:25] <+Elektron> on the robot again*
[18:30] * Ragebrew waved a hoof infront of Swamp_Shadow's face a few times, before pushing her over with a nudge. "Huh. Temporal displacement is one hell of a drug. Right then..." She looked at Spectre, and let sleeping batponies lie. She headed outside, and rummaged through the area while Elektron worked.
[18:34] * Swamp_Shadow blinks. "Sorry. Discussing things with Clem. She thinks it might be risky to associate with y'all. Ah think it'll be interesting."
[18:35] <+Swamp_Shadow> "Ah think it's got something to do with us being in the past."
[18:39] * Ragebrew trotted back in, covered in dust, patting her ammo case. "Just don't end up yer own mother or somethin'. Got enough weird parental units around with me here."
[18:41] * Swamp_Shadow laughs. "Ah don't plan on getting knocked up any time soon. I may still have mare bits, but Ah don't think being a cybermomma's in my future."
[18:42] * Ragebrew gave the mare a flat look. "I used to be a stallion, got my bits swapped, had sex with a mare, and ended knocked up with a zebra foal, if not more. Trust me child, weird shit happens out here."
[18:43] <+Ragebrew> "And the godfather is a glowing ghoul Discord knock off. Figure he's earned that title, protection and all."
[18:44] * Rabtar  Rage indeed found some stuff...
[18:47] * Ragebrew checked over the bitten off robot head for good measure. Amy might have barfed up another goodie inside of it.
[18:49] * Rabtar  they set an hour or so later! Mercy and Swampy's friend still out cold, riding on Elektron's mechanical monstrosity. But which way do they head? They're on the wrong side of the river for any known settlements....
[18:51] * Ragebrew looked at the river, blinking a few times as she stood on the wrong shore. Then the swearing began as she sat down with a heavy thump, assuming the thinking position as she glared at the river.
[18:52] <Spectre> "... So, im the only one that can cross it right?" he mutters still rather sleepy
[18:53] * Ragebrew intensified in her swearing as she stood up and walked down to the river. She stood at the shore and looked up and down it for any signs of a bridge, a boat, or even a cluster of trees to make a raft out of. She kicked a rock into the water for good measure.
[18:53] * Elektron looks at everyone else "Unless you can carry us across, I think so."
[18:53] * Rabtar  Ragebrew is officially lost
[18:54] <Spectre> "... Maybe?" he shrugs unsure "Wed be at it all day though, since id have to carry you without the gear, then the gear..."
[18:54] * Rabtar  Ragebrew sees out of the corner of his eye a small pink twinkle coming from the river bed...
[18:54] * Swamp_Shadow approaches the water, looking for any spots that might be shallow enough to ford.
[18:54] <Rabtar>  her*
[18:55] * Ragebrew looked over at the sparkly thing. She flicked out her new fuck off huge revolver and trotted over to it, still swearing like a sailor with a six week hangover and a serious case of tourettes.
[18:55] * Rabtar  Swamp_Shadow sees it too
[18:56] * Ragebrew crouched down and pulled out a stick out of her fwuff as she poked and prodded at the thing, not wanting to get pink water on her.
[18:57] * Rabtar  Ragebrew finds a rune covered wooden mask.... it's been stained pink and is in the shape of a smiling pony, a thick metal nose piece sits between it's eyes running down to it's nose. It's look /very/ old.
[18:58] * Ragebrew poked the twig through the mask's eye as she lifted it up and out of the river. The moment she got a good look at it, she flung it onto the shore and backed away, eyes wide as she muttered "Nope nope nope nope nope."
[18:59] * Rabtar  the mask turns a one eighty in the air and lands in front of Ragebrew
[18:59] * Swamp_Shadow cocks an eyebrow. "Really now? Now that's an interesting little piece of zebracana."
[18:59] * Elektron looks over at the... thing "What is that thing?"
[19:00] <Spectre> " A mask.... Lovely.." he mutters "Care to explain?" he asks Rage, noticing the noping and general mood of the mare
[19:01] * Swamp_Shadow trots over to the mask. "Whatcha afraid of, fluffle? See?" she says, putting on the mask. "Nothing."
[19:02] * Rabtar  nothing happens...
[19:02] * Ragebrew stopped in her tracks, staring at Swamp_Shadow as her jaw dropped to the ground "Yer. Fucked. Doomed. Cursed."
[19:03] * Swamp_Shadow laughs. "If yer so scared of it, Ah'll take it off your hooves," she says before sliding the mask into her saddlebags. "Ah already got the voodoo & got chucked back in time. Can't be much more cursed than that, fluffles."
[19:05] * Ragebrew shuddered. "I ain't got a clue what that thing is, but I know this: It's not gonna be a pleasant experience for anyone involved. I'll be keeping a set of bean bags ready for when the inevitable crazy happens. Welcome to yer new fucked up reality. Sisters have mercy on ya. Now, we got a river to cross, and I don't see no trees to use."
[19:05] * Spectre shrugs and ges back to regarding the river "So.. Do we spend the next hour with me dragging you all slowly across by air?"
[19:05] * Ragebrew looked at Spectre. "I doubt ya could lift me, no offense. I ain't light."
[19:06] <Spectre> "YEah... Even without the equipment your hair alone..."
[19:07] <+Ragebrew> "Wait... We got a couple enviro suits... I wonder if these would keep ya from ending up dead..." She slipped on one hoof of the suit, and dipped it in the shallows of the river.\
[19:08] * Elektron looks at the new bot "But how do we get this across?"
[19:08] * Rabtar  the suite would protect them from the toxins, but not from downing in the current
[19:10] * Rabtar  the river is a good half mile across
[19:11] <Spectre> "... We need to find another boat..."
[19:11] * Ragebrew grumbled. "Well, it's been a while since I worked on my crawl stroke... But I bet I could swim that..."
[19:12] <Spectre> The rest of us cant, and i cant carry the robot
[19:12] <Spectre> ""*
[19:12] * Elektron looks around for a boat
[19:13] * Rabtar  no boats to be found
[19:13] * Ragebrew grumbled and walked back from the river. "South, we'll eventually come to Harmony Heights, on the wrong side of the river. Sure we can hire passage across when we get there. Might be a boat shed or something along the way as well."
[19:16] * Spectre sighs "South it is"
[19:19] * Elektron follows Ragebrew south
[19:20] * Rabtar  /me  and south they head, following the river and power lines. Elektron notices that they are coming up on the place wear the power to the MAS hub is cut...
[19:22] * Elektron looks around "If my estimates are correct, we should be coming up on the end of where the power was cut."
[19:24] * Ragebrew looked back as she was trotting "Well, figure ya could fix it when we get to i--" She walked right into the only signpost for roughly a half mile.
[19:26] * Rabtar  the sign point towards Canterlot reading '300 miles to Canterlot'
[19:27] * Ragebrew glared at the sign. "Oh hell no." She kicked the sign with her stone hoof before pressing on.
[19:28] * Swamp_Shadow looks up at the sign. "Oh! Canterlot! Ah'd like to go check that place out while I'm in this timeline. It doesn't exist anymore in mah time."
[19:29] <Spectre> ".... I doubt well be walking 300 miles"
[19:30] * Ragebrew looked at Swamp_Shadow "No way in any hell am I going there. Things are supposed to stay dead when ya pump 'em full of enough lead to weigh down a diver."
[19:30] * Rabtar  the break in the power is a bit farther inland
[19:30] * Rabtar  errrr.... away from the river
[19:30] * Swamp_Shadow shrugs. "A mare can dream. Ah guess Ah still got twenty years before the Enclave blows the whole city up."
[19:31] * Elektron tilts his head "The what?"
[19:32] <+Swamp_Shadow> "Enclave. Bunch of pegasus ponies that live up there," she says, pointing up at the clouds. "They do some really fucked up stuff in the future according to Fumbles. Then the Lightbringer shows up, beats their asses, saves Princess Celestia, and is working on getting the Elements of Harmony back."
[19:33] * Ragebrew looked at Swamp_Shadow, and pulled out a penlight from her fwuff "Follow the light with yer eyes. Ya may be concussed."
[19:34] * Swamp_Shadow blinks. "It's true! I don't know all the details, but it's true... And Clem is telling me Ah shouldn't be telling y'all any of this."
[19:35] * Ragebrew flicked off the light "Well, yer not. But ya are now." BONK. Hard pony head was hard. "Stop spoilin' shit for the rest of us!"
[19:35] * Swamp_Shadow frowns. "Aw. But how often does a pony get to spoil real life?"
[19:37] * Spectre stops paying attention to the two and continues to treck south
[19:37] * Elektron still looks confused, but doesn't press the issue "Either way, the power cut should be more west of here."
[19:38] * Ragebrew looked at Swamp_Shadow, blinking a few times before looking to the side at no one in particular. "Time travelers...." She facehooved.
[19:41] <+Ragebrew> "Lead on Elektron. Might lead us to that Hub."
[19:41] * Elektron nods and tries to trace the route the map from the station showed
[19:43] * Spectre stops "So we're going to check it out?" he asks turning to follow
[19:43] <+Ragebrew> "At least see what is there. I don't have the stocks to go delving again."
[19:47] * Mad_Modd  a random wind kicks up, blowing a crude map of the area into Ragebrew's face!
[19:48] * Ragebrew POMFS out at the paper hits her, and for a moment, she has the uncontrollable urge to stand there, nibbling on the corner with a vacant stare.
[19:51] * Elektron looks at the piece of paper "Is that a map?"
[19:52] * Ragebrew just stands there, nomming on the corner of the map, eyes unfocused.
[19:53] <Spectre> ".... Looks like the thing to finally do her in was a piece of paper... Poor gal" he mutters and tries to take it off
[19:53] * Swamp_Shadow takes the map, glancing over it. "Can you add this to our own maps, Clem?"
[19:55] * Ragebrew snaps her eyes back into focuses Swamp_Shadow takes the map from her... And pulls a bedroll pillow from her fwuff. PAMF PAMF PAMF, she smacked the mare a few times before collapsing on the ground, fwuff lying limp on her.
[19:56] <Spectre> "...... Wat"
[19:56] * Elektron looks utterly confused
[19:57] * Swamp_Shadow stares at the map, completely ignoring the smacks as Clem downloads the locations on the map to her internal systems.
[19:59] * Ragebrew groaned and groggily got back to her hooves. "I can feel it in my brain... The fwuff..." She gasped and smacked herself in the face. "NO! BAD!"
[20:01] <Spectre> "So.... Elektron lead the way?"
[20:02] * Elektron nods and begins tracing the power line again
[20:04] * Ragebrew just stumbles behind, rebraiding herself.
[20:08] * Rabtar  two hills over and after taking a left at that sand dune that looks like Ragebrew's plot they come to a set of small shacks built around a larger greenhouse looking building, all built into a power line.....
[20:08] * Ragebrew looks at that dune, and bites her lower lip "Dat Geography."
[20:09] * Elektron brightens upon seeing the building "This must be it", he says while approaching it
[20:10] * Spectre pulls out his grenade rifle "So... Should i scout ahead or...."
[20:10] * Ragebrew turned to loo at the shack "Huh. Lets go have a looksie. Spectre, yeah, take a wing around, tell us whatcha see."
[20:12] <Spectre> "I was gonna go by ground... Not really a stealh flier"
[20:13] * Ragebrew looked at Swamp_Shadow "Damnit stop talkin' to yer BOB." She looked to Spectre "Whatever ya prefer. Just don't get shot. Again."
[20:13] * Spectre nods and crouches, scurrying off towards the facility
[20:14] * Swamp_Shadow blinks. "No, her name is Clem and she's an actual pony that's stuck in my head. Anyway, I got that map up in my internal Pipbuck map too."
[20:15] * Rabtar  Spectre only finds a half dozen small shacks built around the greenhouse. There is nopony around..... the place is deserted...
[20:17] * Spectre keeps an eye out for traps or anything else, or signs that ponies might have been around the area in the past
[20:19] * Spectre shrugs and returns to the group "All clear"
[20:20] * Elektron nods and continues to the destination of the power line]
[20:20] * Ragebrew pulled out her huge revolver. "I never believe that when I hear it..." She moved towards the area, looking around the area.
[20:23] * Rabtar  the place is quiet.... almost to quiet. Not a soul can be found, the half dozen or so small shacks all empty and showing signs of ponies leaving in a hurry..... A few thick.... roots grow out of the door to the greenhouse..... that the power is routed through....
[20:24] * Spectre hums
[20:24] * Ragebrew looks at the green house, pointing it out to Swamp_Shadow "Cap says it's little flower shop of horror style in there." She trotted up to the root, looking at it for a moment.
[20:25] * Elektron stays behind Ragebrew for the moment
[20:25] <Spectre> "Cant something in the wasteland be what it appears?
[20:27] * Ragebrew chuckled "Eeenope. Everything has to be predatory. Even the daffadils."
[20:28] * Spectre snorts and pulls out his blade and waits
[20:28] * Ragebrew kneeled down next to the root, flicking out her trusty little metal shard. "Never seen anything like this before either. Might be tasty." She poked it a few time,s looking to cut a sample off.
[20:29] * Swamp_Shadow looks over the scene. "Those roots are too much like tentacles for mah comfort."
[20:30] * Mad_Modd  the root dose not react to Reage's prodding
[20:32] * Elektron "Can we go in then?"
[20:34] * Ragebrew shrugged as she looked around the area. "Get Smiles and Mercy in a shack, then we go inside. And yer talk of tentacles reminds me of a song... I just can't remember it off the top of my head..."
[20:39] * Ragebrew snapped her hoof on the ground. "Ah yes! That's how it went..." She cleared her throat and began to sing as she trotted about the area, looking things over. "Shoggoth had crawled off the dead headles form, though still twitching and warm, of a neighbor, one less loud stereo played in my dorm, and I felt like performing a favooor." She slid up to Swamp_Shadow, running a hoof along her. "Slowly they found me, and slithered arou
[20:40] * Ragebrew "Slowly they found me, and slithered around me. The scent nearly drowned me: Those multiple, tentacles. I know that I want it, oh let me confront it! I long to be throughly coated in slime." She spun away, laughing at she flicked her knife into the root. "SLowly a head formed with three beady eyes, that gleamed with surmine and intention. Tenerly, tentacles touched by bare thigh, in a manner more wise not to mention...."
[20:42] * Ragebrew  in a manner more wise not to mention...." Her fwuff pumfed out, and writhed side to side in a living manner. "Slowly they found me, and slithered around me. The scent nearly drowned me: Those multiple, tentacles. I know that I want it, oh let me confront it! I long to be throughly coated in slime." How'd she get ont op of the greenhouse?
[20:44] * Ragebrew "Silenced prevailed, like the eye of a storm, as if all of the dorm were recoiling. Shoggoth oozed 'round me, engulfing my form. Like a milkbath so warm it's been spoiling." Chorus! "Daybreak and I wake to the smell of decay, and a languorous, sated, warm feeling. Shoggoth had his unspeakable way, and the pool where I lay is congealing" One last chorus and she settled down, laughing her head off.
[20:47] * Swamp_Shadow lowers her sunglasses and glares.
[20:51] * Ragebrew just smiled ear to ear. "I don't know any nice songs!"
[21:05] * Rabtar  the door to the greenhouse is open and unblocked...
[21:06] * Ragebrew flicked her revolver out, looking at the door then the party. "Shall we?" She looked too happy....
[21:07] * Elektron nods "I suppose. There weren't any traps around?"
[21:08] * Ragebrew nudged the root at the door. "The unnatural will provide us with those. Not gonna find any mines in there. Maybe a spore pod that explodes like one though. Sisters I miss Cascadia..." She nudged open the door, looking inside.
[21:12] * Spectre waits behind her "Maybe i should look... I can see better in the dark than you"
[21:13] * Swamp_Shadow raises a hoof. "Or me. Ah'm sneaky and have nightvision."
[21:13] * Ragebrew looked at the ill fated batpony "Alright... Don't get eating."
[21:13] * Ragebrew looked at Swamp_Shadow next "Tag team it then. Elektron and me'll be suport."
[21:14] * Spectre smirks "Bet mines better than yours" he chuckles at Swamp and looked inside quietly
[21:14] * Swamp_Shadow smiles at Spectre. "Ready bats?
[21:14] * Rabtar  the place is rather well light, vines and roots cover most of the walls. The center of the room dominated by a massive green pod with red spots, the pod is heald off the ground a few feet by a thick trunk of sorts. All of the vines and roots seem to emanate from this strange pod. Off in the far corner is a active terminal.....
[21:15] * Elektron gives Ragebrew a look that translates to "Can I go see that terminal?"
[21:16] * Ragebrew waits silently for the dynamic duo to explore. She was gnawing on the handle of her revolver something fierce.
[21:16] * Swamp_Shadow pulls out her crossbow. "Ah'll cover him."
[21:17] * Spectre looks back at the others "Uh... Huh...." he mutters and creeps forward, wishing he had some sort of incendiary explosive. Or a flamer
[21:24] * Rabtar  no one finds any traps...
[21:25] * Spectre looks back at the others "Just a plant... DOnt know what else to say..." he moves to thes side "Theres a terminal for you"
[21:25] * Spectre says to Elektron
[21:25] * Elektron quickly goes over to it and tries to hack it
[21:26] * Rabtar  the terminal isn't even passworded. It seems to contain the records of the ponies who set this place up.....
[21:27] * Ragebrew followed last, her revolver never leaving the huge pod. She took a moment to switch out the shells in the Samaritan. Out came the black slugs, in went the orange and yellow dragons breath.
[21:29] * Elektron begins reading, "Hey, everypony? You might want to take a look at these logs..." he calls out to everyone else
[21:29] <Spectre> "Mind narrating it... ONly us and the plant to listen"
[21:30] * Ragebrew grunted in agreement, her mouth full of dakka.
[21:30] <+Elektron> "Thats the problem, it might be listening..."
[21:32] * Spectre blinks  "... Of course..." he mutters resisting the urge to facehood and trots over to read
[21:33] * Ragebrew looked over at Elektron for a moment, then back to the pod "Oh?" She ratcheted back the hammer on Omega, really wishing she could carry two guns in her mouth as once....
[21:35] <+Elektron> "According to this, the ponies here moved in and tapped into the power for their green house, but one of the seeds a pony brought in was... different. It took over the place and one of the ponies began to believe it was talking to them."
[21:37] <Spectre> "Right... So who wants to torch this place and leave it to burn?"
[21:37] <+Ragebrew> "Green means water." She mumbled around the grip of Omega.
[21:38] * Elektron frowns "If we burn it, we'll probably damage the power lines. It could still do a lot of good, but we would need to get it reconnected somehow."
[21:42] <+Ragebrew> "If it can listen, guess we'd better not talk about fragging this place. Curious what other plants they got in here though. And if there's green, they had water coming from somewhere."
[21:45] <+Ragebrew> "Look around for a water pump. I'm gonna keep an eye on big green and poddy."
[21:45] <Spectre> "Ill stay with you... Or someone... NOne of us should go alone"
[21:45] * Rabtar  the big pod starts to slowly rise up and turn towards the group of ponies huddled around the terminal. It splitting open along the middle with a huge, sharp toothed grin as it begins to speak in a deep almost musical voice "I'm drying up hear! I need me something to drink! And I see four nice juicy little morsels right hear, just asking for it. So it supper time!" vines and roots pulling...
[21:45] * Rabtar ...themselves from the wall and up from the ground, over a dozen tentacle like tendrils poised to attack as it lunges at the group! Just before it hits them it locks up with a loud mechanical 'CLUNK!' it's jaws unhinging with a plume of blue smoke pouring out of it's mouth. A loud voice bellows from behind the monster "CUT! Get the repair pony over hear NOW! I want this thing back up and...
[21:46] * Rabtar ...running it twenty to finish the shot!" A grey stallion with yellow and red hair steps out from behind it, wearing a baseball cap reading 'Wasteland!' and looking /very/ cross. The greenhouse seems to spin around once as other ponies make themselves known, some with cameras, others with boom mikes. Off to the side is a set of chairs with each of the groups names on them and behind that a...
[21:46] * Rabtar ...table full of assorted food.....
[21:48] * Ragebrew blinked, her tongue half way depressing the trigger on Omega. She looked around for a moment, spat out the pistol, and grumbled about no good bits from this fight.
[21:48] <Spectre> ",,,,, Right, im dreaming. That makes sense"
[21:49] * Elektron is drawing a total blank
[21:50] * Spectre wanders to one of the tables and goes to grab himself something to eat
[21:51] * Ragebrew sighed, picked up her revolver and threw it at some random intern. It bounced off there head without a sound. "About damn time. Seriously. After all that shit, it takes one of the encounters glitching out for you to call cut?" Huh. She didn't sound like she'd been smoking ten packs a day.
[21:51] * Ragebrew trotted towards the chair, tipping her hat to... Herself, as a buck. "Sup bro." "Aye sis." She sat down in her chair, and yelled at an intern for a cup of cold water, heavy on the cold.
[21:54] * Spectre munches on the carrot pizza and stares outside "... Yup, dreaming...  I expected more thestral mares though"
[21:55] * Rabtar  a scared looking intern brings Ragebrew a cold glass of water "H-hear you are Miss. L-locks!" and she scurries off after, clearly afraid of the 'fwuffy' mare
[21:55] * Elektron is still drawing a total blank
[21:56] * Rabtar  the director pone trots up to Elektron and prods him "You alright Sheets? Looking a bit pale."
[21:57] * Elektron jumps back slightly "Who are you?... and what is this?!" he blurts out
[21:57] * Ragebrew grumbled as she sipped on the water and crunched an ice cube. "Swear to Luna's celestial plot they don't pay me enough for this shit. Honestly, prop blood tastes DISGUSTING." She looked at Malebrew "Why'd you have to take the medic role?!"
[21:58] * Rabtar  he just shrugs "Don't ask me. I just auditioned for the part. Then they replaced me with your hot ass."
[22:00] * Ragebrew groaned. "You shouldn't say that about your siblings." She sipped on her water, looking at the others with a confused look. "And someone get these damn contacts out!" Her bloodshot was slipping....
[22:00] * Rabtar  the director pone facehooves "FUCK! Get me the shrink! Old Sheet has lost it, thinks he's really in the "Wasteland"."
[22:02] * Ragebrew brandished her glass at the director "Well when you have us LIVING IN IT for a few months while you film, it's hard NOT to slip too hard into character."
[22:02] * Spectre keeps munching away, flinching at Ragebrew's curse
[22:02] * Rabtar  "And get Mercy out here. She's only in this thing because she's sleeping with the producer. Mite as well make her work a bit."
[22:03] * Ragebrew chuckled as she relaxed. "Heh, alright, not everything about this is bad."
[22:04] * Rabtar  the 'monster resets it's self in an upright position. moving it's mouth and tendrils about, testing the workings. The repair pone yells over "Got it! Don't know how long it will run so we better hurry!"
[22:06] <+Ragebrew> "Didn't I see that in "Mega Molesting Monster from Mars?" She scratched her chin with her "stone" hoof, slipping it off a moment later. "Pretty sure I did. Damn those Nipponies are weird."
[22:07] * Spectre sighs "But i wanna keep dreaming"
[22:08] * Elektron looks around, still not understanding anything "I don't!"
[22:09] * Ragebrew rolled her eyes looking at the two. "Well, at least they're good at staying in character, right?"
[22:09] * Rabtar  the director starts yelling for everyone to get back into position "PLACES! Get the actors back in position and start rolling again!" pointing at our group as they get back into position, now with Mercy among them "Take it from 'It's supper time!' aaaaaaaaand ACTION!" everything shifts back into the wasteland, the crew and director gone with the giant pony eating plant there with them...
[22:09] * Rabtar ...once more, the monster almost singing out "It's supper time!" as it lunges once more! For surviving yet another day on te set of the hit TV show "Wasteland" the group receive 4500xp